comos:
Hmmmmmmmmm. this N2.1b Arm deal.
I won't be surprise if "Basketmouth" is arrested as well.

[size=14pt].........and Linda Ikeji![/size]

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macuwon:
A relatively familiar customer (in this particular case, an older woman) comes to your store claiming she owns a shop down the other street and describes it for you. Asking you to give her some goods to show a customer waiting for her (this customer could even call her on phone, describing the things he wants)

Since you have seen her face a few times buying from you and she is elderly, you foolishly trust her and give her the goods.

After about 5 minutes, she comes back with the goods, requesting for another one, this time, the goods would worth much more than the last one, promising to return the money or the goods immediately.

You give her, she goes, you wait and wait! You then smell endtime.

You decide to go and check her shop down the street, you hear the endtime message from the people in that area. 'there is no such shop or woman selling in this area' you have been duped!

You then realize its endtime.. You cry.. And the worst is that people would still blame you for being so careless, and maybe its not even ur shop. You end up using your saving for the year to pay!

Be wise! This happened to a friend of mine yesterday, she was duped of goods worth 47k here in lagos.

Endtime thieves everywhere

[size=14pt].......endtime posts everywhere![/size]

espionagesavvy:
Dear Cynthia
I caught my husband of five years sniffing the panties of my 15 years niece. I don't know if I should confront him or let the issue lie.
I also think he bought my niece a new blackberry phone because the day I insisted on making my niece tell me where she got the phone, he became too overprotective of her and we almost fought over the issue.

My niece recently lost her father, making my sister a widow who let go of her children to stay with her relatives, that is how my niece came to stay with me,
On the 26th of November 2015, I saw him at the backyard next to the heap of clothes my niece brought out to wash, he picked up a pant, my niece's pant and sniffed it, I almost screamed where I was.
Also I keep noticing the look they exchange, very flirtatious.

Lastly my niece is acting like she is his wife, she dishes his food even before the children's food, doesn't knock before opening the door of our bedroom, and the most disturbing is, she asks my husband where he is going when he wants to go out as if she is his wife, my husband is 37 and this girl is 15, I suggested to my husband that we send her off to a boarding school, he rejected the idea and even got angry with me saying it will affect the girl psychologically, as if I want to dump her in a boarding house and run away. I want to confront my husband but I have no evidence, and for my niece I respect my eldest sister so much that I don't know what to do, I feel like an outsider in my own home.

P.S. My husband is a banker and also a pastor at our church.

I sincerely need your advice.
Thank you.

Sad depressed housewife in Ikeja

[size=14pt]........first things first, she's your niece. You have some authority.
Second, take her to a female doctor to determine if she's a virgin. If she is, then good for you. Make it a regular impromptu check, every 4 months or so without your husband's permission.
Thirdly, buy a spy camera discreetly which can be easily overlooked and doesn't draw any attention, and let it be your monitor.
Fourth, i hope you're spiritual. Take you husband's undies and regularly pray over them discreetly. Lie on top of it and pray to God, then pray against the spirit of infidelity in your home and marriage.
Fifth, talk to your other sisters about your observations and fears. Hear from them.
Sixth, if possible, get her out of your home soonest, something is bound to happen if you don't. It's not becos your husband don't love you, .bt when temptation comes visiting at home and then becomes a resident with you, what do you do? One or the other MUST GO! Since your husband cannot pack out of your house, then the girl has to leave. She just has to. I've come to realise that not all spouses have capacity to house the other sex without indulging in the illicit. Once you've discovered this abt yourself or spouse, take appropriate measures to protect your home.
Note:- WE ALL HAVE ONE FORM OF WEAKNESS OR ANOTHER![/size]

jbekins:


I pray to God to open your eyes clearly for u to read and understand this my little advise here. Listen, i don't know u but if you have wisdom take my candid advise and run for ur life. That girl is highly possessed by demonic kingdom or an agent. You have a great prospect in future, they have seen u already on the realm. They always claim to be so nice in a relationship and looks perfect which they are not. Even don't be surprise u have not known that girl much as you think. There are some hidden life styles of her u may not know which she has been covering from u. The last decision u will allow to come across ur mind is go back to that relationship. never u accept her again and dont forget to take every of ur belongings from her. She is evil, i said so.

From experience which i can not narrate here right now.

[size=14pt].........sorry i disagree with you. Did you not read how he said he has dated two virgin's previously and broken up with them[b] for personal reasons?[/b] You think this third virgin is not aware of his history of breakups with virgin's in the past?
She's done her best to please him and in her mind the only thing she can use to commit this [b]virgin heartbreaker [/b]is a blood covenant since they are not yet married. This girl has no problem whatsoever, but the guy has, and he should stay off girls and stop playing with their emotions up to the point the girls get confused and begin to wonder if there's any virtue in being virgins.
Blood covenant is a no no, but this guy is the one who has lead the girl to the point of asking for the blood covenant.[/size]

Lordkratus:
PERVERT....mr sense

[size=14pt]
......life will tell![/size]

holyFRED:
Please read bear with me, read to the end and give me your advice(s). I seriously need them

We started dating in January and sincerely, she's one of the best I've met in life.
She filled a spot in my life. I loved her personality and her attitude to life; always cool, lively, positive and she's extremely sincere.

All through my life, I've dated just two ladies and they are both virgins(i could bet my life on this) and i don't know if i should consider this a blessing or otherwise but I still left them as I met them cos of some personal reasons.

We've been dating but not until last two months when I noticed that rather than for her to love me, she was being obsessed with me.

She never asked me for a penny throughout our relationship and even when I try to give to her voluntarily, she would refuse and tell me not to make her get used to putting her needs on me.
She was just 'too sincere' for me to handle.

Fast forward to why am writing this;
Last two months[while we were still together], she called me as usual and we chatted for long before she spoilt my mood.
She asked me if I would mind bonding our love through BLOOD CONVENANT to which I gave a fat NO to. I was shocked to my marrows but she started giving me silly reasons like 'I am scared of losing you','I love you so much',e.t.c and i didn't even mention that I'm just 22(far from marriage) and she's 21.

I decided to break up with her a week after that particular call but since then, she always calls or texts me to tell me of how wicked I am,how I made her loose,how I took advantage of her sincerity and genuine love and all those kinda stuffs angry women say.

My question is this: was I too 'harsh' on her with my decision?
Am I in anyway guilty of selfishness,heart break or any love related crime?

Did I in anyway take advantage of her?
And if I am/have been wrong in anyway,how do I right it?

Romancelanders,please help me
Thanks for reading

..[size=14pt]......to be sincere with you, you have NO business being in a relationship. You're too immature and will end up hurting those close to you. Infact, you have NO SENSE AT ALL to handle relationship matters. Young hearts are frail and need a mature hand to lead them. What message have you sent to the young girl now who did EVERYTHING in her power not to offend, bt please you. But you end up treading upon her pearls. I'm tempted to call you "SWINE".
You feel cool you've dated virgins, but broken off with them leaving them "intact" physically, but i bet, not intact emotionally. Mr virgin dater!
I'm not saying do blood covenant, bt pls, do you becos of this break off a relationship with someone you claim to love. I have found out by test that many ladies in genuine love with a man will be willing to enter a covenant to show their commitment and genuineness. Many ladies are like that, especially the innocent ones. I've never done it before, but i have seen it over and over!
Listen young man, don't you go around or near God's virgin daughters again, till your young skull gets mature. You're causing more harm than good! You feel ur too holy/perfect to tolerate their imperfections, abi? These are young girls who will be cherished, loved, and groomed by more matured hands. Just lay off them for others more mature, and stop leaving them thinking there's something wrong with them. HOLYFREDO! [/size]

searching4l0ve:


SHE'S RIGHT THO ADEBOYE AND OYEDEPO ARE BIBLICAL SCAMMERS WHO CAPITALIZE ON THE GULLIBILTY OF THEIR MUMU MEMBERS TO RIP THEM OFF IN THE NAME OF TITHES AND OFFERINGS WHILE THEY FLY PRIVATE JETS AND BUILD SCHOOLS THEIR MUMU MEMBERS CANT AFFORD TO GO. THEY ARE THIEVES AND MURDERERS WHO TEAMED UP WITH GEJ TO DUPE NIGERIA VIA IMPORT WAIVERS . BUNCH OF BASTARDS

[size=14pt]........you scam your own and let's see how well you'll do!........mu-mu-ni.... ode!
I dare say your father (both before and after dis-owning you) was not bold enough to use the words you have used in addressing these men and those who believe in them[/size]

Descartes:

Rochas-Okorocha

Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo State has requested universities in the country and other institutions of higher learning to stop making credit passes in English language and Mathematics compulsory for those seeking admission.

He lamented that the practice of making the two subjects compulsory for admissions has aborted the ambition of many brilliant students who could, for one reason or the other, not credit both subjects, to further their education.

The Governor, who spoke yesterday when the Registrar of the National Examination Council, NECO, Prof. Abdulrashid Garba visited him at the Government House Owerri, with his team, noted that the time has come for all relevant bodies to help the education sector and assist students with the ambition of pursuing higher education.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/28/dont-make-english-maths-compulsory-for-students-seeking-admission-okorocha-tells-universities/

[size=14pt].........abeg money is not everything........such unintelligent talk from a governor. Pls, check his secondary school results[/size]!

Khd95:
Who noticed dat,nollywood's ghosts usualy look left and right b4 they cross roads

[size=14pt]..........ooooooooh, you're not aware there're ghost cars which can knock down ghosts?[/size]

rashyfx:

After that ?

[size=14pt]...........we'll know whether you qualify to talk about fx![/size]

solomikky:
Hello everyone,I'm just a little confused about a mail I got from an oil company sometimes this year,after going through the three stages of their recruitment process.Please I need someone to advice me on what to do.

It all started with a test,after which I was invited for the first interview,being successful at that interview of course qualified me for the final interview with the MD.We had a brief discussion section that lasted for about fifteen minutes,after which I was confidence that the MD was cool with me,with the thought that,an offer letter would be given to me.

Few months after,regret mails were sent to the unsuccessful candidates but I was excepted,just when I was already thanking God for taking me out of the pains of being jobless,a mail came in and turned my mood to that of the wife of a newly elected U.S president that just lost her husband to a vital accident.

Here goes how the contents look like:

Thanks for your interest in applying for a career with us,we are pleased to inform you that you were successful in our interviews.However,we would keep your profile for future openings as we have met the required numbers of recruitment for this financial year.

I tried to put myself together pretending as if nothing went bad,but sincerely, I really want your opinions on if I should keep hope alive,thinking that one day I'll be called to take up the offer letter or forget the chances I have with the company and count my losses.

[size=14pt]........are you expecting us to tell you to loose hope?[/size]

rashyfx:

What do you want ?

[size=14pt].........give ur id and investors password for a peek into your trading history![/size]

obiremy:
When the term 'billionaire' pops up in Nigeria, it is easy to refer to the likes of Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga or Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. However there are some Nigerian billionaires you might not know that keep things on a low key.

See the list below of some silent Nigerians you just might not have heard of in no particular order.

1. Jimoh Ibrahim – Nicon Insurance, Global Fleet:

The story of Jimoh Ibrahim cannot fail to inspire anyone treading the path to become successful in life. Born to poor parents with about 17 siblings on 24 February 1967, he became a millionaire when he was still studying law at the prestigious Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) running seminars for local governments on Taxation. In 2002/2003 he contested for the governorship position of Ondo State but lost and he went on to start Global Fleet – a petroleum marketing company. Today he has grown to become one of Nigeria's billionaires and his investments include the following sectors, among others: oil and gas distribution, hotels, resorts, airlines, banking, real estate, insurance, publishing and investments. He delivers free lectures once a month at Excellence Hotel in Ogba, Lagos through City People on how Nigerians can make millions from any business they venture into.

2. Chief Ade Ojo – Elizade Motors Nig LTD, Distributor of Toyota cars:

Chief Michael Ade Ojo was born on June 14, 1938 and was one of the pioneer students of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka where he graduated from with a degree in Business Administration in 1965. In 1975, he cofounded Elizade Independent Agencies, with his late wife, Chief (Mrs.) Elizabeth Wuraola Ojo. The name originated from the first four letters of his wife's name "Eliz" as well as the first three letters of his own name "Ade." Today, the company has grown into ELIZADE Group of Company with as much as seven subsidiaries. He is also solely involved in the construction of a polytechnic; Elizade Polytechnic, Ilara Mokin which is aimed at giving the average Nigerian child quality education.

3. Jim Ovia – Banking and Communications:

Mr. Jim Ovia was a co-founder of Zenith Bank Plc and he served as its Group Managing Director and Chief Executive Officer for 10 years. In July this year he returned as chairman of Zenith Bank Group and he remains the bank's largest individual shareholder with a 9.3% stake. He is also the founder of Visafone Communications Limited and in August 2014, he started construction on a $1.5 billion petrochemical complex in Akwa-Ibom in Nigeria. He is a holder the Member of the Order of Federal Republic (MFR).

4. Chief Raymond Dokpesi – Daar Communication, AIT:

Born in Ibadan, Oyo state on the 25th of October 1951, Chief Raymond Dokpesi is the founder and chairman of DAAR Communications Limited. He launched Nigeria's first independent radio station, Raypower, in 1994 and two years later he also launched the first Afrocentric Global Television Station, Africa Independent Television (AIT).  AIT is Africa's first broadcast station to transmit from and into the United States of America.

5. Pascal Dozie – MTN Nigeria, Diamond Bank:

Pascal Dozie was born to a country court interpreter in Owerri Imo state on April 9, 1939. He established Diamond Bank which commenced operations in 1991 and the multi-billionaire has once revealed in an interview that the first customer was his wife. He pioneered electronic transfers in Nigeria to enable traders transfer their cash easily without having to carry it around. The real source of his wealth came when a South African cellphone company, MTN partnered with him to setup a cellphone network in the Nigerian market. Taking the huge risk at the time, he raised the necessary funds with MTN completing the rest and today Nigerians can attest to the success of MTN Nigeria. He is currently Chairman of MTN Nigeria and is a founding partner of Africa Capital Alliance, the first Nigerian private equity fund manager.

6. Leo Stan Ekeh – Zinox Computer:

The chairperson of Zinox Technologies Limited, Leonard Stanley Nnamdi Ekeh was born on February 22, 1956 in Ubomiri Mbaitoli of Imo State. He is fondly referred to as Bill Gates of Nigeria because of his exploits in the field of information technology. The astute business man used his school fees to start his business several years ago, a decision which made him miss sitting for his LLM in Business Law which he spent more than a year to prepare for.  He started Task Systems Ltd, which is now one of the companies under the Zinox Group. In addition to Zinox, he has been involved with companies like ICT Brokers, TD Plus, ICT Connect and Buyright AFRICA Dotcom.

7. Prince Samuel Adedoyin – Doyin Group:

Samuel Adedoyin is a Kwara born businessman and the founder of Doyin Group of Companies. The Doyin Group of companies is a conglomerate that is wholly indigenous comprising of 15 subsidiaries. He started out as a small trading business before growing into a conglomerate. The group's business interests spans manufacturing, real estate, banking, hospitality and energy.

8. Oba Otudeko – Honeywell Group Nigeria:

Oba Otudeko is the founder and chairman of Honeywell Group as well as the chairman of Airtel Nigeria, and Fan Milk of Nigeria. He was born on the 18th of August, 1943 and he is one of Nigeria's most successful investor and entrepreneur. He retired as the Chairman of First Bank of Nigeria Plc after 12 years on the Board of the Bank. Between September 2006 and August 2009, he was the 16th President and Chairman of Council of the Nigerian Stock Exchange. His conglomerate's operations stretch across oil and gas, flour milling, real estate and marine transportation.

9. Fola Adeola – GTBank:

Tajudeen Afolabi Adeola is a businessman and politician and he alongside Tayo Aderinokun established Guaranty Trust Bank in 1990 which he managed as director/CEO up till July 2002. The bank became listed on the Nigerian Stock Exchange in 1996. He retired from the bank in 2002 after twelve years. He is a member of the Commission for Africa, the founder and chairman of the FATE Foundation a non-governmental organisation which aims to encourage entrepreneurship through trainings, mentoring, loan support and consulting to support young Nigerians. 

Source: http://trezzy2..com/2015/11/9-silent-nigerian-billionaires-who-keep.html

[size=14pt]
.......why call them silent billionaires?[/size]

rashyfx:

How do you define success? For some business leaders, success is defined by monetary rewards, while others say success is having a positive impact on others.

Most of the Forex traders including me have failed miserably because they have failed to approach the global market in a professional manner , i will be discussing the factors that have caused the failure and still leading more than 95% of traders that are not ready to follow the right path , the following describe some of the factors why most Forex traders are not successful :

Lack of trading plan : If a you does not have a trading plan you are planning to fall for anything your mind come across on the trading platform, which means you are only gambling in the financial market, majority of traders that fail fall in the category of not having a trading plan

Lack of Discipline : Discipline set in automatically when you are always sticking to your good trading plan, a trader without a trading plan has nothing to do with being disciplined . Most traders will not succeed because most of the orders they placed would not give them rest of mind because they are over trading which will eventually lead to FEAR , this kind of traders would be emotionally in-balanced because of GREED.

Taking High Risk/Not Having Good Money management : money management should be the first thing to consider if you have ever dream of becoming a successful trader , most traders chase the profit instead of controlling the risk, when you use a proper money management trading plan even when you are making some mistakes in the market you tend to have chances of correcting yourself till you are able to get to the right channel . Most of us get the wrong information of getting rich quick trading the Forex which led almost all the Nigeria traders to be failure in this business also virtually all the fund manager s failed to deliver to the investors as promised , the most painful part of it is that i still read on this platform where some so called traders / signal providers still pass the information that traders can get rich in few months with just little capital trading the Forex and also they tell us that we could make couple of pips daily without talking about the risk that is attached to it .

I urge all Nigeria traders to please approach the Forex market the way the professionals do it and also our Forex investors should invest wisely with the mindset of getting to know the amount of risk they are willing to take in terms of money , having it in mind that this is what they can afford to loose...Maximum drawdown should not exceed 5%

Another factor that kill Forex traders fast is aiming for unrealistic expectation , most traders gamble just because they want to get rich over night , we need to be wise by now , if it is really working out this way everybody should be rich today . When setting your goal as a trader or investor make sure you are not aiming for unrealistic expectation that will lead to taking some risk you can not afford to take as the fact remains that you will never win all your placed orders . When a trader or investor is aiming for 1% - 5% profit in a month thats realistic expectation , to my greatest surprise i still see some traders and investors aiming for 50% , 100% , 1000% profit in a month which are unrealistic expectation , i call it GAMBLING and this is the mistake we all made then ...

Thanks
Olubunmi Rashidat

[size=14pt]
........he who spends time talking forex, hardly spends time trading. Show me your trades, NOT your talk![/size]

Zikkyfuse:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-_Tp3IoKILqA/VlgTVVEa2cI/AAAAAAAHdvY/Cjqj_GvCBBc/s1600/index.png[/img]

The veteran actor looks good in this outfit! Nice round pack ;-)

https://www.instagram.com/p/-kGiDmnbIo/?taken-by=realmribu

[size=14pt]........his facial expression sha.... [/size]

Freegift75:
Should the federal government allow this in NYSC camp?

[size=14pt].......let the hijab be transparent and only dark on the face, .......or.......let it be sllimfitted, so dat it will show any bomb hidden by protusion . Actually, it should only be worn during Muslim festivals, like the Eyo dressing during the Adamu Orisa festival! [/size]

iviix:
Bolarinwa Gbenga Oluwasegun was last seen one month ago, last week in October 2015 in the Ilupeju vicinity.

Segun speaks English and yoruba fluently. Average height (5.5ft), no tribal marks, stocky build.

please call 08076265552 or 08106075344 if you have any information on his whereabouts.

cc lalasticlala seun ishilove and other mods please help move to fp.

[size=14pt].......have you asked ISIS? He's most likely gone to join them in Syria![/size]

JimTiger4:


Lol......I've always had in mind u are a fool

guess I was wrong.... u are a gargantuan and bigger fool than I thought!

[size=14pt].......you're definitely on the pathway down, and your mouth will get you there quickly[/size]!

misspicy:
OP dump that lady now before its too late....since her life dream is to be married and you are not ready to marry yet,your visions are different so let her go asap

my opinion


lalasticlala

[size=14pt].....is it wrong for her to want to be married after 4yrs of living as husband and wife. If she were ur sister........what would you advice the guy to do?[/size]

EVILFOREST:

MUST the GUYS marry every lady they date... ?
Thought you LADIES say One man/One woman..?
You LADIES also recommended Dating to support dat.

You LADIES also say that Dating allows us to know each other for COMPATIBILITY SAKE....

SO why do you cry, when you are left for a presumed better person...?
After all, you may be someone else's heartthrob.
PLEASE ladies, try and be smart as well as focused, because your HUSBAND may just be passing u by..

Now u ladies want polygamy again, after rejecting it.
This na DECEMBER ooooo
Most guys get married this period, especially those visiting Nigeria.
Shine your eyes, ladies

I wish you all Good luck.

[size=14pt].......husband don turn seasonal commodity, abi?[/size]

Judolisco:
If I read dis thing make I bend

[size=14pt]..........i sometimes wonder how some people ever went thru school, if ever!!! >[/size]

[size=14pt].....dats how many nairalanders come here and spue s-h-i-t out of their mouths, insulting, verbally abusing and talking anyhow to anyone. Well what you experienced is part of the price paid for "free speech". When you're full of s-h-i-t , shitty words come out of you.. Begin practicing controlled verbal communication and not be a victim of yourself again.Anyways, sori about your loss!
...Nairaland side effects.......[/size]

Pidggin:
Sorry for what happened but not all maids are bad, try and get one from Cross river/Akwa Ibom they are the best.

[size=14pt]..........yeah, those ones that will satisfy you, then satisfy ur husband! [/size]

emmayayodeji:
wait i wanna ask a question. those people that they killed did they die?

[size=14pt]...........ur case is sooooooo hopeless[/size].

JimTiger4:
..........not even remotely funny #LoadOfCrap #Stale #Iranu

[size=14pt].....ur case of depression and problem no get solution again! [/size]

rheether:
Vet med? Why didnt he just do med?

.........mumu, why don't u just read the write-up.

HighIQ:
immediately I saw this topic I felt a strong urge to eat indomie. let me go and buy it make I chop am hot. I can't resist the urge. Its been long I ate it though.

[size=14pt].......yet we blame Eve & Adam for eating the forbidden fruit. Beta ask God to show you what is dwelling in you that is hungry for death![/size]

JJKADRY:
If you have never seen some days old snail before, check this out and have fun!

[size=14pt]......will be ready for table by November 2017, 2yrs time[/size].

mudility:

Please friends I need your help on the way forward.
The thing is that I think I have fallen in love with one of my female workers and it's driving me crazy.

I am running a sport betting shop and i have two female employees. Lately i have caught myself sleeping and waking up with the thought of her.

Am currently single and i love the qualities and character she possesses.

Three days back i told her how i felt about her and realy want to start something serious with her. Omo after i told her my feelings, she has been uncomfortable around me.

I told her yesterday that i noticed she is uncomfortable with what i told her. I told her i really value her services to my business and it's okay if she says no.

Honestly i do love her but don't really know how i will go about it anymore.

Please if you have been in this kind of shit before, let me know how you handled it. help a brother out please.

[size=14pt]........since y'all come to NL for problem solving, y didn't u tell us b4 hitting on her? U didn't even first find out if she was in a serious relationship! [/size]

chuzydon:
Tell Them
Cc @lalasticlala
Cc @seun

[size=14pt].......listen my friend, keep ur buying house, jeep, ram, corn and bread to urself .
Afterall, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and the rest NEVA flaunted their wealth like y'all do![/size]

KpStone:
Funny.

[size=14pt].......turn left, and go right![/size]

360frolic:
[img]http://3.bp..com/-Bj2LTzdp7oI/VkIgQNlKTTI/AAAAAAAHRSA/y2VL_hezw0g/s400/1.jpg[/img]

Is this a pose, broken leg or as a result of picture fright?

Its so confusing because its difficult to figure out what an high ranking official is doing with such a pose in an historic picture...

http://www.newshelm.com/2015/11/photo-caption-pose-of-president-buharis.html

[size=14pt].......look well, he was in motion, not a pose.....besides that leg needs presidential attention![/size]