Rikidony:




http://thenationonlineng.net/new/my-encounters-with-boko-haram/

[size=14pt].....boko boys not happy with unemployment of graduates?.....graduates of Koran or graduates of western education......? It doesn't add up.[/size]

lacicrips:
My 6 months old alsatian wolf is very stubborn and never listens to me when he charges against people. He constantly tries to attack everybody when I take him out for walks, and this embarrasses me a lot as well as the innocent passer-bys.

Funny thing is, he listens and obeys his commands when we're indoors. But as soon as we're outside, he throws caution to the wind and becomes his own boss and would never listen to anybody.

I've tried reading up on obedience training and also watched a few videos from oyinbos, but I'm looking for a more practical advice from Nigerians. Some people suggested discipline by flogging him into submission - I totally don't buy that as he might just become fearful of me and probably resent me forever.

Please share what has worked for you.

@Seun, I trust your opinions, please come chip in.

[size=14pt]........buy him tortoise[/size].

Prodeegee:
After loving theoriginator's thread about his new tortoise, i decided to get mine...made some calls and voila...

yula farms offered me one...sent it from kaduna.
im not weird

[size=14pt]......do you have tief problem in your area dat make you buy tortoise? Me i tink dog have been better, or can your tortoise bark well? Even if it bark, i know it will be tiny bark, and the tief will not hear it. Ewooooo, i just remember, your tortoise cannot run like dog o' to pursue tief, or is your thief cripple? Ok, i now know tortoise can stop cripple tief . Weldone for tortoise security[/size]!

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

[size=14pt].......one day, you will be eaten by a goat![/size]

Enangson:
Chukwuma Austin Dike; a batch C corp member from mbaitoli LGA of IMO State serving in konshisha LGA Benue State made a vow that if Buhari wins the election and is sworn in on 29th may, he will converts to Islam.
On the 29th of may shortly after Buhari inauguration he accepted Islam at Jibwisb Mosque Gboko, Benue state.

[size=14pt].......converted from what to Islam? He must have been an atheist or traditionallist. Only God knows the heart of men. Just tooo much wayo and magomago nowadays![/size]!

Chinaimporter:
[b][size=14pt]This is an abomination that must not be condoned.this is part of illuminatis plan to turn everyone gay.
Cant you see that his dressing is demonic, he is attracting the attention on men lovers to himself so that he
Can steal their destiny and turn it into money...people that have choosen the side of the devil on the last fight.

Deuteronomy 22:5
A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this.[/size][/.b]

[size=14pt]........chinaimporter, you are here again? i guess going tro and fro, looking for whom to de.......vour.[/size]

Mogidi:
Why is Prof Yeye Osinbanjo taking over the chapel, was he elected to be a "prayer warrior"
The VP position is not a religious position.
He should be in the office, not spending hours inside the chapel praying, there's work to be done.

[size=14pt]......if you could read, you wouldn't ask dat dumb question![/size]

Alphaoscar:




That is crass stupidity on her part. The venue , occasion, the manner and the language deployed are totally wron. That is a very wrong way of conduct.

[size=14pt]....is there a right way to communicate with a tyrant?
I think she was bold, afterall this may be the best and only opportunity for that.
If you like carry camera go Zimbabwe go ask dat kin question,
you go see Wetin no dey do you![/size]

seunmsg:
Show off and publicity stunt. All for the cameras.

[size=14pt].....your mumu has doctorate. Ode-rin-de![/size]

shakazuldadon:
So bangable

[size=14pt].......idiota!!![/size]

Chinaimporter:
[b][size=13pt]the story of christ is filled with ancient lies and so are the stories of all other prophets and gods,be he christ, mohammed, budda, shango etc.i dont know how a people of this modern age can still belive this fairy tale stories just becus it was brought to us by the whites.....every religion claims to be the truth and god says he loves us and we must love him back and if we dont, he will put us in hell, i always wonder which kind of love that is and i know only a blood thirsty villan would act like that.

Of all the gods in the world, that of the bible is the most stupid, mad and deranged and i sincerly will never accept him, if salvation is only gotten through him,i choose to go to hell rather than be a slave to such a wicked beast

A beast that would send a bear to eat 52 children for laughing at a bald elijah.
A beast that would drown a whole world that he claim to love and made in his image
A beast that would sanction the massacre rape and murder of women and children by moses.
A beast who build the most horrifying torture chamber to torture those he claim to love because they couldnt belive in him.
A beast that tolorated slavery.
A beast that watched jephtah sacrify his daughter to him as his promise if he wins a war.
A beast that watched the sacrifing of his only begotten son so that he could forgive man by grace.
A beast that watch over all the suffering of the world and does nothing to ameliorate it

I refuse to worship you, you ethernal beast and vile creator, no wonder other angel supported satan in his bid to overthrow you despotic ass........i have chosen my side if the armagadon is ever true....i will ride with lucifer on that day against you army and this time i know we will succeed and put you in the bottomless pit that you created for your beloved ones[/b]s.[/size][/b]

.[size=14pt]......i see you're sharing the same gall of bitterness with satan. One of your greatest misgiving and delusion is that satan, whom you call lucifer loves you and is committed to your welbeing. Don't worry, you will soon find out. The only problem is that there will be no nairaland or internet there for you to share your new experiences and "lifestyle". And maybe,( just to get a foretaste of your destination) you should get a candle, light it up, and put a finger in it for about 10mins if you can. But if you can't, then affectionately imagine that pain going through your body in full heat, but the body is not consumed for the next 1, 10, 30,60,100,250,500,1000, 1000000, and unending years. By then whether you like it or not, every knee shall bow(including yours & satan's), and every tongue(including yours & satan's) shall confess, Jesus Christ is the Lord. And for those that clicked "like" & "shares" to the trash written by the deluded above, same goes for you.
You see all this grammar you're spewing here, by then you will know it was foolish of you to dare what makes satan your master tremble. If he (satan) truly loves you, he will let you know he has no future. Though, i will not be surprised if it is satan himself personally that has signed up to nairaland as chinaimporter!
[/size]

Chinaimporter:


[size=18pt]You godzilla in your life......hw dare you tell me that i need an imaginary person in my life.....although i will fu ck a handsome man like him anyday
You asked the jews in deutronomy to kill anyone that worships another god and you came down 600 years later and said you where god and they crucified you.
I think you got what you deserve for whatever a man sow,he shall reap.

If you come back again, i will personally crucify you[/size]

[size=14pt].......even satan will not spew rubbish like this. You call satan real, but Jesus, imaginary person. You're not really intelligent! I can see f.uck is hungering you, don't worry my sex-crazed and disillusioned friend, very soon, you will f.uck & f.uck till you want no more, but the f.ucking wount stop cos it will be demons molesting your sorry ass in your paradise of hell![/size]

.......

Mutuwa:



Am really enjoying this.
Your ignorance is encyclopedic.
You are not obnoxious like so many other people,you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? Like I kept saying...you are a love child,plus you mumu pass cow..hehehe! Don't you get it?
Please, keep writing charlie. I always yawn when I am interested.And I'll always have all the time to put up a rejoinder.
I enjoy this..really I do.Am really enjoying this.

[size=14pt].....you are beyond help, and don't know it.
Just don't miss your hourly doses as at when due[/size].

DeBret:
You gat time to check someone else profile pics

[size=14pt].....yeah, sometimes pictures tell you a lot![/size]

Mutuwa:


Bring it on fatherless child..I will respond to every crap you put up..
Without your phone and the forum your just a street riffraff..
I may assist if you don't mind.feel free to solicit plz..

[size=14pt].....if you'll keep quiet more than you talk, you'll learn more.
If you're slow to display your shallowness of depth of reasoning, people will assume you're wise.
A clean spring doesn't spew trash, it's what you have in you you've been vomiting.
I guess you can only give what you have. And with what you've given so far, there's little you have to be desired.
Go learn to talk intelligently, and not seem to come across as a r.etard. You appear to be more intelligent than that.
But the unfortunate thing about appearance is that it can be quite deceiving.
Anyway, i pray the Lord makes a way of escape for you from the frustrating grips of frustration.
Amen & Amen![/size]

Mutuwa:


Chump...its typical of love children..I know its hard living a frustrated life only to voice such in a forum..av seen alot like u on this forum and elsewhere,fatherless,directionless,clueless and meaningless just like the erstwhile..."
Take it easy charlie...there is hope for tomorrow...you may reunite with your dad soonest if and only if u become more respectful and responsible..your profile pic says it all..
PS: plz don't change the this pix to evade others from seeing yours truly..

[size=14pt].....i absolutely agree with you, "training a fool is not a joke".
Its what I've been trying to do in my last few posts.
Though yet futile, but i believe there's still hope for you! [/size]

Mutuwa:


Hahahaha..Ediottt..so you thought your really a forum bully abi? Status frustrated outside wedlock pikin..next time learn to ask questions like sane and humane people would do,not run your beak like a lose kunt.If only you had known who your true papa was,he would have thought you how to be more respectful anywhere u find your miserable self ..

[size=14pt].....ur amazing and exhibiting classical traits of frustration.
Don't worry, things will get better.
If others made it, it's possible you will too.
But a better attitude will help.
Dats why it's important you don't forget your drugs or miss any dosage!
I know the country might be tough, but don't take it too personal.
Your profile pic says it all, " take it easy, my friend", there's hope for tomorrow![/size]

Mutuwa:


Chump..I know life is difficult and very frustrating for love children like you.But its more difficult if your stupiddd..if any of the comments spites you,go sit on a buring flame.Allow your own human intellecet if any,to flow and capture reality,I marvel at non composmentis chariles like U.

[size=14pt]........this is exactly the confirmation i needed. Eyah....... Sorry o!
Hope you took your drugs today. Wish you speedy recovery!
Pele o! Take care and take heart. If Nebuchadnezza could have recovered, there's hope for you![/size]

Keziehenry:
Please your urgent view is highly needed.

[size=14pt]........just thinking out loud now;
So let's assume the guy is on 100k monthly salary, and his fiance is an undergraduate with one of the more expensive private universities that averages 500k as school fees. Both the guy and girl want the marriage, so i beg advise me, who continues to pay the school fees, the fiance/husband-to-be, or the girls father?[/size]

Mutuwa:
Pretty face..nice smile
But kai..dem don nack am well well..

[size=14pt].....your inability to be civil in your commentary is quite self announcing.
What has the bolded above got to do with anything.
Manifestations of degraded social and emotional intelligence. [/size]

ifedubatoochukw:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday in Abuja directed the central command of the military to relocate to Maiduguri, Borno, to intensify the fight against Boko Haram insurgency.

Buhari, who gave the directive in his address after his inauguration, said it was impossible to achieve victory against the insurgents if the command continued to operate from Abuja.

He said that the command center would relocate and remain in Maiduguri until the insurgents were subdued.

No where in the History of world military History will the military central command be located right in the combat zone it is the height of unprofessional-ism which is about to force me to revisit the issue of Buhari certificate scandal. let us use the United state of America model as a case study .

Military Central command are non combatants they are not infantry units but expertise from various field of course


Structure

Central Command headquarters staff directorates include personnel, intelligence, operations, logistics, plans & policy, information systems, training & exercises, and resources, and other functions. The intelligence section is known as Joint Intelligence Center, Central Command, or JICCENT, which serves as a Joint Intelligence Center for the co-ordination of intelligence. Under the intelligence directorate, there are several divisions

In the United State the Central Military Command directs four "service component commands" and one subordinate unified command and no fighting units directly subordinate to it:

The United States Army Central (USARCENT), and the United States Air Forces Central Command (USAFCENT), both headquartered at Shaw Air Force Base in South Carolina, the U.S. Marine Forces Central Command (USMARCENT), headquartered at MacDill Air Force Base, Florida and the U.S. Naval Forces Central Command (USNAVCENT), headquartered at Naval Support Activity Bahrain in the Kingdom of Bahrain. MacDill Air Force Base also hosts a Sub-unified command called the Special Operations Command Central (USSOCCENT).

In 1983, U.S. Military Central Command was established to succeed the Rapid Deployment Joint Task Force, formed at MacDill AFB, Florida on 1 March 1980, to handle US national security interests in Southwest Asia, Central Asia and the Persian G

The USA Central Military Command main headquarters is located at MacDill Air Force Base, in Tampa, Florida. A forward headquarters was established in 2002 at Camp As Sayliyah in Doha, Qatar, which in 2009 transitioned to a forward headquarters at Al Udeid Air Base in Qatar to serve American strategic interests interest in the following countries as the Area of Responsibilty.



Area of Responsibility Countries for USA Central Military Command Located in Mac Dill Air force Base in Tampa Florida..


Afghanistan
Bahrain
Egypt
Iraq
Jordan
Kazakhstan
Kuwait
Kyrgyzstan
Lebanon
Oman
Pakistan
Qatar
Saudi Arabia
Tajikistan
Turkmenistan
U.A.E.
Uzbekistan
Yemen

Tactically its a great Blunder for Mr Buhari to relocated the Military Central command right into sambisa forest when he knew quite well that these people are non combatants they are not infantry soldiers and their area of responsibilty covers a wider area than just boko haram. they monitor , deploy and protect both Nigeria air land and water from both internal and external aggression.

Relocating Nigeria military Central Command to frontline war zone is the most senseless decision any president have ever taken and such action is capable of endangering Nigeria external security an outside force may invade the nation of Nigeria in time like these..

This wrong decision calls for us to revisit Buhari certificate scandal and how he come about his title of Major General when he is incapable of simple kindergarten Military Decision

Ifeduba ThankGod T ( political Analyst writes in from Anambra state)

[size=14pt].......congratulations on an insightful rendering and eye opening piece. But the way you ended the piece leaves much to be desired. You paint a picture of bias against the newly sworn-in president. Pls, be tactful next time. Remember the Holy scriptures says, "he that increases knowledge, increases sorrow". My friend, endeavour to balance your knowledge with humility![/size]

nifemi25:
How come this woman has a million in her account.

Can someone pls tell me what she does for living ?

[size=14pt]........is one million big money?.....i laugh[/size]!

Vibesking:
Life indeed is quite something..
People will suck around you when success smiles at you.
I just can't help but think the number of friends Mama Peace lost some hours ago.
Indeed life is a monotonous journey.. Do your thing and enjoy your moments.
Don't.....ever give a flying f* about any person born of a woman!

[size=14pt]..........if you "Don't.....ever give a flying f* about any person born of a woman!",
how do you expect people to ever give a flying f* about you?
Think well before you speak, my friend![/size]

redgem:
Fellow Nairalander's please I need urgent help...who know of any human right activist in port harcourt? My dad is being abusive and threatens to kill my mum and I. He is being really violent and I fear he will fulfil his threat soon.... He has severally try to strangle my mum... Please, help its a matter of life and death.

[size=14pt].......my friend, any other time he rough handles your mum, get a pestle and break his hands with it(make certain you break it), then warn him that if anything happens to your mum, he should count himself a dead man. Don't be afraid, be mad. As you talk to him look him straight in the eye, no shaking![/size]

[size=14pt]........Congrats for the new level.
How did you secure the funding and what are the terms?
Rgds[/size]

martyns303:
I'm typing this from my mobile phone and I am in a hurry as I have a bucket of water I need to go get, I'm hoping to get a reasonable objective advice soon.

Due to whatever reason, we had not had power supply for over a week now and our water tank has run out of water, fuel is also too expensive in my area to use the generator as I will have to turn off everything to make sure only the borehole gets electricity.

With no option at hand I had to take jerrycan and buckets to the next building where water is being sold, on getting there I found this 16-17yrs old girl as the attendant, I noticed she kept looking at me awkwardly, after filling my buckets she refused taking money from me, I insisted as I would need to fetch a lot of water. Unknown to me she has been subsidizing the amount I spend, meaning if I had fetched N100 worth she only takes N50.

Now each time I go there, she keeps looking directly into my eyes, smiling unnecessarily, and it is making me feel uncomfortable.

I don't know if I should be angry or feel sorry for her, I can't possibly go inside and report her to her parents, I have been looking for a way to caution her but each time I go to get water there are also other people there and I don't want to be unreasonably rude.

[size=14pt]......it's her hormones working. She needs guidance. By the way, how old are you?[/size]

saaedlee:
Straight to the point, my HoD retired and a new one was transferred from a south-south state to take his position earlier this month. The problem is new boss is a young girl of about 30 years and during our first meeting, we stared @ each other for almost 5 minutes straight without saying "hi" nor "hello"! During the first week we would steal glances when the other wasn't watching.
My first field assignment under her command went smoothly that she put in a commendation for me and offered to buy me a drink to celebrate it, during the course of our drink she told me everything about her self and I fell in-love with her from that moment. Ever since, we cannot stay a day without seeing each other, apart from office hours, we have also coded it that no one in the office knows bout it; tho the service doesn't prohibit it!

Should I call it off or should I continue?

cc: Babyosisi, Falconey, eroticangelica etc

[size=14pt].....even if we tell you to call it off, you will still do it. Emotions always toy with logic and gain upper hand. Why don't you guys get together in an open environment (without romance or sex) to talk it out. The pros and cons. Discuss the advantages and disadvantages as you both see it. Be honest with yourselves. Take it slow and tell her same. It's better you don't rush to your own hurt. She that commended you, can "discommend" you. Your brain is in your head and not in your prick, so let your head lead![/size]

EroticAngelina:
u guys shud kip on hyping yaselfz

[size=14pt].....if you feel they are in the dark, why don't you shed some more light?[/size]

Dawinlove:
Dey wont stop disturbin us,now dey ar tryin to tel us she is ugly without mak up or without it her beauty wil nt show..hun,na wa o,see my own girl friend without mak up.

[size=14pt]....i guess she will not be your girlfriend for long after now![/size]

ellabooz:


Some people think through the Anus .
let me clear you, Wike is the brain behind Omehia failure and if you are in doubt ,ask questions. Wike ' s ambition contributed immensely in the crises that brought PDP down. Infact it was the major feud between mama peace and Amechi.
Wike is a pure politician and he is a way far ahead of Amechi in politics.

I Don't believe he would come this far. Amechi is just learner where the guy dey.

[size=14pt]......i just got to wonder, could you define who a pure politician is? I guess honour, integrity, vision, servanthood and such will not be part of that definition. Rather traitors, lying, betrayals, zero integrity and loads of bulls.hit will more appropriately define it! [/size]

Built2last:
Has call up age been anended to 50years.

I am asking because in France where i am its still 30 years.

[size=14pt]......this man is about 63yrs![/size]

may3:
The new invented selfie stick

[size=14pt].......very irritable and unsightly pic. Why didn't you use a clean packer/dustpan.
You must be quite dirty.[/size]

KingTom:
Listen to me very carefully, Weed is the best gift God has given man, but it becomes a sin when it is taken excessively I.e when it is abused, just like they say sex is a sin when unmarried people have it. As for me, I smoked a lot of THINGS while in Uni, Infact in my 3rd year, I discovered that weed helped keep me awake at night to study, so every now and then I smoked heavy Atimbo weed, and I was successful. I have since stopped smoking the the three leaved plant, not because it's a sin, but because I have no further use for it.

[size=14pt].......don't you go for all night prayer? So why not take one wrap to keep awake?[/size]