Precioussilas10:
Good day everyone,I would like to know what one stands to achieve as a member of this ORDER-The ancient mystical order of the Rosy Crucifix.

This question goes out to all members as well as ex-members. Thanks

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......trust me, you don't want to be a part of that. My dad would laugh at me when i talked of Jesus.
My dad was a member but eventually received Jesus as Lord. To many evil and strange things happened that led to his seeking Jesus. Invisible beings would be swimming in our swimming pool, you would hear splashes in the water, see wet footsteps, but seen one. Our turkeys, were voluntarily committing suicide, strange beings would call the house phones and when you pick, you would hear demonic grunts and groans, serial episodes of vehicular accidents - onetime returning home from work, his vehicle he was driving veered off the road on its own into the bush summersalting 4 times and landed between 4 trees, you couldn't explain how it got there.
Anoda time, a big female deer ran into his car while driving that it died. You would think he hit an on-coming car headlong if you saw the impact on the car. You would sometimes hear strange voices at home.
Different troubles from every side.
It was Jesus that brought a stop to all the nonsense. I remember after he accepted Jesus as Lord, He that had fought me about reading the bible in his house would carry about 3 different translations studying them. I would go to bed at about 10pm hearing him pray in his room, only to wake about 2am and still hear him praying. He gave up his chieftaincy and would go door to door telling people about Jesus.
My friend, in a nutshell, you will see hell when you dine with hell![/size]

Iamsynord:
A friend to one of my close friends ( please this is not a made up story ) has been in dilemma for a couple of days now .He had been looking for a job for four years and recently gave his life to Christ.

Upon seeking spiritual intervention, he was asked to return his WAEC certificate to which he admitted he cheated as he did the exams in a miracle center and was helped in all subjects he took.

He however stopped any form of cheating when he got to the university and did all his Exams following rules and regulations earning him a 2: 1degree.The Man of God however insisted he got his WAEC result through forgery and cheating and must return the certificate back.

Now the question he is asking is Since he has asked for forgiveness and Is sincerely regretted his actions is there need to restitute or return back the certificate ?? How is he going to get a job without it?? is it biblical stated?? Pls help !!

.[size=20pt]......why don't he just write waec again, if he feels he must be justified by works. So that his conscience will be satisfied that though he cheated with the first waec, his second one is authentic( without necessity returning the first certificate)? A friend of mine who graduated about 20yrs ago just informed me he and his wife for trying sake rewrote waec again last year and he came out with flying colours even with A1 in some subjects. He didn't need it, but he just did it!
But i privately wonder what the pastor would have told him if he informed the pastor while in school he was a cult member and had killed, but now given his life to Christ? Would he have told him to go raise the dead he killed back to life, or go turn himself to the police who kill the innocent every day?[/size]

defendedvictim:
Personally, I don't think its much of an issue...depends on d orientation of the people involved. Some people see a kiss as a form of greeting. Others see it as a show of deep affection between people who r in luv or in a relationship. So, romancelanders, would u be comfortable if your partner kisses his/her friends?

#ilovenigeria

[size=20pt].........you don't sniff soup you don't plan to eat. Are you handless or cripple that you can't give a hand shake?
Why must you kiss? I will show my displeasure with any bagger who tries such s.hit with my wife, infact, you no
go believe your eyes my reaction. And NO, i will not kiss anoda women for a greeting![/size]

......mosquitoes were not originally created to suck blood, but something must have happened along the way. When nature's original design is altered, chaos and abuse is inevitable. In the beginnings all things created were very good, but now it is different, even creation, not just humanity, is crying out for redemption from the effects of sin. Every deviant desire is a product of the fall of man and entry of sin. If the blood of Jesus is the cure for sin, then it can be the cure for every offshoot of sin. Your sexual desire and taste has been altered by sin, but if the blood of Jesus is what delivers from sin, then every altered desire can be corrected by the blood of Jesus.

babyosisi:


I was afraid common sense had left the forum till I read this
Thank you Lord



Still reading

......you are rude, and worse still, thanking the Lord for it.
Time will tell whether it's you that has the sense!!!

perfectionist:
Nairalanders, I'm in a quagmire! About one week ago, my mother came to visit my family with her sister and a friend. After the preliminary greetings and felicitations, I proceeded to take leave of my guests in order to go and service my car, leaving them in the hands of my wife after having provided some refreshments for them.
Now, my wife and mother have no love lost between them and barely get along but the joviality they displayed together in my presence combined with the fact that my mother's sister and friend were also around made me to believe all will be well and nothing will go wrong.
No sooner had I left home than I received a frantic call from my wife to return quickly that all hell had broken loose.
Upon getting home, I found my mother and my wife on the 3-seater going at each other with both wailing. I managed to separate them and proceeded to find the cause of the fight. I was told by the two onlookers (mother's sister and a friend) that my wife prevented my mother from taking some photos of the child dedication we did a few weeks back from the photo album. This incensed my mother and led to my wife being slapped following which all hell was broken loose. My mother even sustained a deep scratch on her face.
Now, my family members have insisted that my wife must leave the house for committing this abomination (their words, not mine). Indeed, my mother has told me in no uncertain terms that mother and son relationship has ended as long as my wife continues to remain in the house.
I love my wife and has two young children with her but this whole issue has complicated things.
What should I do? Your candid advice and suggestions will be appreciated.

.......hope you can be open-minded.
(1) your wife is intolerant and not well brought up, and she already has pre-conceived ideas of reactions to your mother. It's her type that would be hyper domineering over her sons. Why would she refuse mama from taking the pics, also how dare her raise her hand against you mother even though mama slapped her first? What virtues has she as a wife?
(2) you are a hyper woman wrapper, that's why your wife could ever think of raising her hands against your mum. If your wife's mum slapped you, would you raise a hand against her? Infact, your wife dey craze! Can she raise her arm against her own mother. It's apparent that your inlaws will have a free hand in your house, but your family-brothers, sisters, etc will not!
One day the wives of your sons will be praying they don't have a mother-in-law!
Any one who hears this story will mostly be interested in how your wife reacted to her mother-in-law.
All these girls that want to disconnect their husband's from their roots once they get married. Like if the guy fell from the sky!

IYANGBALI:
Broom vs Umbrella

100% of Nigerian homes have brooms.
20% of Nigerian homes owns umbrellas.

The use of broom is daily while that of umbrella is seasonal.

Nigerians cannot do without brooms but umbrella usage is optional.

Broom represent unity and togetherness since one broom cannot do the job well.
Umbrellas are made to be used by one person at a time. It protects only few no matter its size.

One big broom can guaranteed a clean home.

This Saturday is sanitation, come out with your broom... Together we can clean these mess.
Yes We Can.

#BroomRevolution
#TogetherNigeriaCanBeClean

.....interesting analogies!

pretydiva:
Na wa oo..straight ticket 2 hell

ceejay80s:
He is in hell right now

ceejay80s:
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The boy must go to hell, only 6yrs and below will make heaven, no matter their sin, 11yrs no be minor for God eye, read ur bible very well, if he is capable of comiting suicide, then he knows his right from wrong

[size=25pt].......yep, i guess you keep the records of all who go there. Oversabi!!, [/size]

Schematics:
[size=15pt]Mama peace is my role model.. :[/size]P



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKmJsAsxPDw&feature=youtu.be

[size=25pt]........hmmmmmm...interesting![/size]

.....just thinking, OP, you might have used a dil-do. In actual sense you may have neva slept with a man before marriage, but your private part received other kinds of visitors.

Holywizard:
am nt sure dat u're a marriage material

.....my friend, whosoever you are, you are a incredibly insensitive and ridiculously callous. If you were a woman, i doubt if you would have a successful relationship with the sharpness of tongue you just displayed! It's better to keep your trap shut if you have nothing constructive to contribute.

........do some research and investigation on a special chewing stick which i think is gotten from Ghana. After being chewed by smokers, any attempt to smoke cigarette or weed, will be accompanied by serious bouts of vomiting which will make the smoker dread smoking. THE SMOKER WILL PRACTICALLY RUN FROM SMOKING AND ANY ENVIRONMENT WHERE PEOPLE SMOKE!

iamrealdeji:
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iamrealdeji:
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.....why is he using a glass and visitors are using gourds?

Tallesty1:
I no get wife nah and I don't want spirits to bleep meD;

.....as i read your comment, it sounds funny, but d truth is strange things happen.
Some years back, about ten years, i went to illorin to do some installation work for a client , by the time i was through with the work, upon getting to the park, i discovered there were no vehicles going my way cos it was already abt 4.30pm. So, i looked for a hotel and booked in to leave by early morning. Cos, i never planned to sleep over , i brought no extra underwear. So, i removed it to sleep so as to get fresh air in my under and also becos i would still be wearing it the next day. So i slept unclad! At about 2am as i was sleeping facing down on the bed, i began feeling a force gently trying to roll me over so my back would be on the mattress. Guys, I'm not joking, as i was fully conscious and felt again and again as this "thing" tried turning me over.. by this time still facing down , thoughts were racing through my mind as to what was happening. Was i about to be sexually assaulted by an unseen force? Suddenly and immediately, i jumped up from the bed and without uttering a word, quickly put on my pants and trousers and sat on the chair till day break.
I couldn't wait to get out of the hotel!

earlbasil:
Am having the same problem too. Just give her some time, she will come around

....my dear friend, it is not a problem! The problem is when you feel you MIST touch her.

Nokialumia720:
The girl i,m dating is a holy holy church girl and she is too religious. When we started dating she told me that she will not have sex with me which i accepted because i trully love her and sex is never my priority. But the problem now is that she always felt guilty whenever will romance and kiss and do some other things apart from sex. The worst of it is that she called me and told me that she is no more interested in the relationship which got me heartbroken bcs I sincerely love her. Pls friends what do i do?

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.....my friend, if you say you truly love her, and that the romance (**plus other things**) you do to/with her make her feel guilty, THEN STOP THE ROMANCE!!! Develop a healthy respecting relationship with her until the right time[/size].

deawong:
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i cant bear this laughter anymore To all male on nairaland can you present this girl to your mum as fiance even if you are given $99b. see more pics after the cut..
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http://..com/2015/03/photos-guys-can-you-date-this-beatiful.html

[size=25pt].......for $99b(equivalent amount of about N21,285,000,000,000: over twenty-one trillion Naira), even Aliko Dangote will marry her.[/size]

...... , i have spent the last few hours looking for God on NL. because the way you put the whole thing here, it seems this is the place sinners come to make peace with God after committing. Very soon i expect armed robbers and ritualists to follow suit
Look my friend, shi.t happens, but there's shi.t you do and will not kill you, but there's shi.t you do and it will kill you! You are snacking with death. Next time, you might not be that lucky. Its definitely is not the first time your sex partner has cheated on her husband, but it's a pity! May your randyness not lead you to magun.
Most likely you will do it again, then again and again, until the day your high priest will enter the holy of holies and not return alive. There are sins that even if God forgives you, the men that are hurt by your actions may send you to Heaven before your time.
Atleast when you get there you will thank God He forgave you and you made Heaven!

.......just saw the pic and didn't feel a thing!

lalasticlala:
Miss Sahhara is Nigerian transgender..


Ms Sahara won World Transgender beauty pageant in 2014.



Pics from :

http://misssahhara.com/?page_id=99242

[size=30pt]........confusion confusing confusionists![/size]

ProfDumbledor:
Somebody called this a long-distant relationship. Is it true? What do u think abt this photo?

......sometin dey do d guy!
....hmmm!

.........just get her her own writing board and make everyone happy!

johncreek:
I appreciate all your responses to my current challenge...
Right now I can't even work perfectly because my supervisor's wife sent me a message this early morning; I don't know how she got my number...
The content of the message happened to be a lobby type ; I don't know if they want to set me up.
She asked me to go and ask for forgiveness from my boss for spying on them.
And she pleaded that her husband should not know; she claimed she did it for her husband's promotion.
Am just worried because this boss of mine seems powerful and well connected...
I can't even concentrate on the assignment on my table...
So confused truly.....
I see this forum as a home ; that's why I could bring it up here for sincere help..

[size=20pt].......first i would want to say marriage of another is an institution you don't meddle with unless it's that of a very close or special person. You see couples fight and break everything in the house in the morning, but by afternoon they are holding hands and cuddling. I have heard husbands say if they met a man on their wives, they would just pull him off, take their wives and leave as long as she is willing to follow. So, you see marriage means different things to different people. In South Korea right now, adultery is backed by the law of the land. It is longer wrong to commit adultery there .
So, you don't have a right interfering with a matter outside your authority.
Proverbs 26:17 He that passeth by, and meddleth with strife belonging not to him, is like one that taketh a dog by the ears.
Secondly, go see your boss, NOT TO BEG HIM, but to tell him he doesn't need to begin to threaten you because YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. But even if you saw anything, its NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Tell him you have enough personal issues to deal with than to concern yourself with other people's issues.
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lordthree:
Lately, I and my girlfriend have been having problems so we broke up two weeks ago and immediately my best friend heard about it she has been behaving weird. She called me to her place and when i got there she was in her underwear and told me to help her pick out clothes to wear it took like ten mins and she was in her underwear all through. She even rubbed her butt a couple of times asking what i thought about it .

Another day while we were talking, she asked if i found her attractive and i said i did but we are just friends then she asked why I'm not emotional with her, i said i have a girlfriend, she said "you have an ex" while saying this she had her hand on my thigh and was stroking it. It took the grace of God to leave there without doing anything

I'm confused. Do i go ahead and give her what she wants or do i just wait till i get back with my girlfriend because we have been dating for a while and sometimes we break up.I'm just confused.

.....there really is nothing confusing, it's just that you're already entertaining the idea of accommodating her advances. What is not clear to me is whether she just wants sex or a love and growable relationship. If it's sex, then it's all flesh and lust, don't indulge! But if she genuinely wants a relationship with you, it's not wrong afterall you're both already best of friends and you're presently not in a relationship(unless ofcourse if your ex is expected back). I have a friend who had a female close friend he was always discussing issues of his life, both love issues and attempts he was making and all. Until the day his eyes opened and wondered why he never considered her for a relationship. Today they are married with 3 children!
REMEMBER HE WHO COUNSELS CAN CANCEL!

teufelein:
just out of curiosity! [size=15pt]is osinbajo son.of.a.bit.ch?[/size] where's his papa?

[size=20pt]........your remark is offensive, callous and vile. It doesn't mean that because you have a mouth/hand, that you employ it senselessly.
What if someone asks if you're the daughter of a harlot? Even if you happen to be one by chance, will you not feel insulted?
Silly![/size]

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......hmmmmmmmmm
I wondered deeply as i read your story. It got me thinking, bothered and almost on the verge of worry.
The blessings of the Lord make rich AND ADD NO SORROW! the holy scriptures say. So is this a blessing
or a curse. First, i would want to know which you are, whether, Christian, muslim, pagan, or atheist?
Awaiting your reply!

vjsmiles:
YOU GUYS ARE PROGRAMMING HIS OS TO ..

I WOULDNT DO SUCH EVEN IF IT WAS A DOG WATCHING

......the truth is i wouldn't even trust my dog, he's a bad mean canine ready to mount anything on four. He don't care d gender, he just keeps trying and wondering why it isn't "going in".
I find it quite embarrassing for real!

richard870:
A friend of mine who lives somehwere in Lagos returned home from work only to see his Landlady and one of his co-tenants smooching intensely at the back of the house while trying to power his generator.
Afterwards,he said 'she came to my apartment begging me not to tell her. husband'.My friend also told me her husband travelled to Europe lastweek for a business trip.
Now,the issue at hand is that my friend is in the middle of something he never wished for.Your advice please
Thanks in advance

.....if you ever attempt to say anything to the other parties, you will eventually have four enemies to contend with for life:
1)The cheating landlady
2) The cheating landlady's husband
3) The cheating tenant
4) The cheating tenants wife.

Kennywills7:
The boko boys wouldn't dare to attack dem as dat is incurring d wrath of d canadian forces

Anyways nice move

.....it's apparent you don't know what you're saying.
If Obama attempts to go there, boko boys will intentionally attack if they can!