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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ICPC Recruitment Online Test by Pope001: 1:14pm On Sep 07, 2021
ogwoliun:
Just login and write if you scored 20 above without receiving email. I did not receive any email but I just finished writing...but the question no be here ooo. Ogun and Amadioha go Kill anybody wey go post the questions wink

Big man kindly crop the picture to remove your mail and token

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Pope001: 3:54pm On May 21, 2018
Jagaban880:
..wich league
Iceland Urvalsdeild
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Pope001: 3:51pm On May 21, 2018
Pope001:
IBV Vestmannaeyjar - FH Hafnarfjordur
Over 2.5
Fixed match starting soon Goodluck
How I wish I have money for this game, unfortunately I only have #700 for this sure game cry cry
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Pope001: 3:41pm On May 21, 2018
IBV Vestmannaeyjar - FH Hafnarfjordur
Over 2.5
Fixed match starting soon Goodluck
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Pope001: 7:05pm On May 03, 2018
Lhimeet:
Here we go!

Please kindly drop your bank account number & your bank name.

Please if you omit one of the above,i will skip your post

NB : I have haven't received the fund yet

Once I get the alert, will commence with the funding

Let's do it orderly & peacefully please

THANK YOU
Education / Re: Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba (AAUA) OPPRESSION by Pope001: 11:58pm On May 05, 2016
RESTITUTION OR REPARATION FEES IN OUR INSTITUTIONS: LEGAL WAY OF EXTORTION.

What shall we say of the law that demands from innocent souls the pounds of flesh they never owe anyone? Where shall we run to for refuge and justice when the law itself has distanced itself from justice and fair play? We seem to live in the world or institution where injustice and looting have become celebrated gems. These are indeed modern germs that are pundit murderers.
Institutions of learning have been turned to factories of money where managements extort the financial wretchedness of students to become wealthy and prolific. Our tertiary citadels of learning have become barracks of extortion where students are played on with pranks. Managements have become pranksters, they are professional at it.
Little damage attracts huge damages is the philosophy for their financial extortion, we can even say they pray students protest and damage valuable items so as to hold them up for it. Apart from the extortion of POST UTME, where they release forms more than the needed students for provisional admission,they still charge them more than meagre on the fees. Executheives!
If a number of 5000 students are to pay a sum of #25,000, how much millions will that make? #125 millionaire!
If EFCC will do her work, is that school not worth being looked into? Please, ICPC, aren't you aware of your tasks again?
Schools' accounts should be investigated, I urge.
Many schools' managements today charge students beyond mercy and justice. They are corruptible managements who amass wealth from where they haven't sown or farmed . It is in other words termed modern stealing. Federal government, won't you look into this? President Buhari, these are enemies of your regime.
Even the blind and the deaf know how difficult Nigeria is at this time. I wonder when the wise and those expected to be sagacious become unwise!
Though you rob us, posterity will soon steal from you.
We say NO to your reparation. AAUA

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 10:45pm On Oct 24, 2014
grin
callydon:

@ eppysold, pope001 n Dygeasy, blackchampion, etc. Abeg, make una help me share my joke so me too go follow win.
Abeg, na beg I dey beg una oooh.
congrat bro
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 6:34pm On Oct 23, 2014
eppysold:
angry grin 23 shares for this dry joke?nawa ooo
EnterPRO:

Eppysold, congrats again.
you won even though your joke came late. which means a funny joke will win any day any time.
Cally, I think this just means others have to work harder. or smarter.

@haterz......y e Dey pain u say I won?
y too greedy to allow others win too?
Chaaii.... daris God o
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 11:42am On Oct 23, 2014
EnterPRO:
Pope001, congrats !
Tnx Boss

@ callydon....I see u winning soon (...if d promo wasn't suspended )
@Dygeasy.....me sef wonder o @d weird usernames dis Dayz
@Dos Who "shared" me to victory... Tnx 2 u all
Shalom!
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 3:19pm On Oct 22, 2014
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He
would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old
and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an
e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because
I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here,
you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father."
The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his
son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I
have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed" At 4pm the US Army,
The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the
old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find
anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man
receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the
garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I
could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed."

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 6:52am On Oct 20, 2014
A teacher was teaching her students about government,
so for homework that day, she told her students to ask their
parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that
day, he went up to his dad and ask what the government was. His
dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the
president, your mom is Congress, our maid is the work force, you are
the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it"
responded Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe
you'll understand it better," said the dad. "Okay then...good night"
said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little
Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his
baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap
in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help.
When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole
to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his
mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the
maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he
saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised,
but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I
understand the government! The President is screwing the work force,
Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future
is full of shi.t!"

-------------------------------------------—---------------
I Neva knew Akpos was dis stupid, ...he was yelling into the mailbox. We ask him whats hez was doing and he said, he was sending a voice-mail!

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 11:47am On Oct 14, 2014
The new Pope, making his first visit to the US, is picked up in a
private limo. Unfortunately, security delays have made the Pope late
for his first meeting and he instructs his driver to make up the delay
by driving as fast as he can. Even with the driver's best efforts, the
Pope knows they are still going to arrive late and insists that the
driver make even better time. The driver fears for the Pope's safety
and hesitates to drive any faster. Now totally frustrated, the Pope tells
the driver to get in the back and let him drive.
The Pope takes the limo beyond known limits, making incredible
turns and wildly dodges in and out of traffic. Six blocks from their
destination a police officer catches up with the limo and pulls them
over. Upon approaching the driver's side window and recognizing the
Pope immediately, the police officer informs the Pope he was
speeding and driving recklessly. The Pope explains "We are in a very
big hurry to address an international audience on the most urgent of
worldly matters". The officer begs the Pope's pardon and returns to
his squad car to make a call to headquarters.

"Get me the chief right away!" the officer demands.
"This is the chief, what's the problem?"
"Chief, this is Roberts. I've pulled over a big shot, and I'm not so sure
what to do"
"Who is it, the Mayor?" asks the chief.
"Bigger than that" says the officer.
"Don't tell me you pulled over the Governor!" asks the chief.
"Bigger than the Governor" says the officer.
"Bigger than the Governor! A Senator? A Congressman?"
"Bigger" say the officer.
"Who the hell did you pull over, the President of the United States?!"
the chief asks, alarmed.
"Chief, I'm not sure who he is, but his driver is the god damned
Pope!"

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 6:26am On Oct 14, 2014
EnterPRO:

the other participants in our maiden edition are also winners.
congrats all. prizes on whatsapp.
Received! .....to EnterPro and dos Who click share Tnx, and God bless

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 4:35pm On Oct 13, 2014
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk
so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have
reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy
said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was
shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked
"What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next
time, you nearly killed us!"

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 9:00am On Oct 08, 2014
topstar80:
enterprise wanna buy MTN 500mb..can u pm me ur whatsapp number ?

Chaaii....! see kwesion o
bros y not just check d post above urz
PEACE.

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 3:50pm On Sep 24, 2014
EnterPRO:
the current promo has now ended and prices have been revised to avoid confusion.
bad news!
bros u for still wait small nw....
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 10:42pm On Jul 05, 2014
Brazil 1-3 Germany.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 11:27pm On Jul 04, 2014
[/b]INFORMATION 4RM EnterPRO


He said spsmbot has banned him, that he won't be able to update till tomorrow night

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 8:35pm On Jul 04, 2014
@ EnterPRO, Pls will u still continue selling mb wen WC is over? grin
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 10:12am On Jul 04, 2014
WC FINAL
Netherlands 2-1 Germany
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 3:49pm On Jul 03, 2014
France 0-2 Germany
Brazil 2-0 Colombia
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 3:33pm On Jul 03, 2014
Belgium 3-2 Argentina
Netherland 3-0Costa-rica
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 8:16pm On Jul 01, 2014
;DBelgium 0 -2 USA
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 9:02am On Jul 01, 2014
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EnterPRO:
sent !
received! Tnx xo much

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 8:27am On Jul 01, 2014
EnterPRO:
please confirm 0703***099 is your number.
thanks
confirmd sir
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Cheap MTN, Glo, Airtel & Etisalat Mobile Data Plans - Works On All Devices by Pope001: 12:44am On Jun 30, 2014
Nigeria 1- 0 France
Germany 2 - 1 Algeria

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