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ogwoliun: Big man kindly crop the picture to remove your mail and token 1 Like |
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Jagaban880:Iceland Urvalsdeild |
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Pope001:How I wish I have money for this game, unfortunately I only have #700 for this sure game ![]() ![]() |
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IBV Vestmannaeyjar - FH Hafnarfjordur Over 2.5 Fixed match starting soon Goodluck |
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RESTITUTION OR REPARATION FEES IN OUR INSTITUTIONS: LEGAL WAY OF EXTORTION. What shall we say of the law that demands from innocent souls the pounds of flesh they never owe anyone? Where shall we run to for refuge and justice when the law itself has distanced itself from justice and fair play? We seem to live in the world or institution where injustice and looting have become celebrated gems. These are indeed modern germs that are pundit murderers. Institutions of learning have been turned to factories of money where managements extort the financial wretchedness of students to become wealthy and prolific. Our tertiary citadels of learning have become barracks of extortion where students are played on with pranks. Managements have become pranksters, they are professional at it. Little damage attracts huge damages is the philosophy for their financial extortion, we can even say they pray students protest and damage valuable items so as to hold them up for it. Apart from the extortion of POST UTME, where they release forms more than the needed students for provisional admission,they still charge them more than meagre on the fees. Executheives! If a number of 5000 students are to pay a sum of #25,000, how much millions will that make? #125 millionaire! If EFCC will do her work, is that school not worth being looked into? Please, ICPC, aren't you aware of your tasks again? Schools' accounts should be investigated, I urge. Many schools' managements today charge students beyond mercy and justice. They are corruptible managements who amass wealth from where they haven't sown or farmed . It is in other words termed modern stealing. Federal government, won't you look into this? President Buhari, these are enemies of your regime. Even the blind and the deaf know how difficult Nigeria is at this time. I wonder when the wise and those expected to be sagacious become unwise! Though you rob us, posterity will soon steal from you. We say NO to your reparation. AAUA 1 Like |
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![]() callydon:congrat bro |
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eppysold: EnterPRO: @haterz......y e Dey pain u say I won? y too greedy to allow others win too? Chaaii.... daris God o |
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EnterPRO:Tnx Boss @ callydon....I see u winning soon (...if d promo wasn't suspended ) @Dygeasy.....me sef wonder o @d weird usernames dis Dayz @Dos Who "shared" me to victory... Tnx 2 u all Shalom! |
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An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father." The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed" At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed." 9 Likes 23 Shares |
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A teacher was teaching her students about government, so for homework that day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, our maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said the dad. "Okay then...good night" said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shi.t!" -------------------------------------------—--------------- I Neva knew Akpos was dis stupid, ...he was yelling into the mailbox. We ask him whats hez was doing and he said, he was sending a voice-mail! 1 Like 6 Shares |
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The new Pope, making his first visit to the US, is picked up in a private limo. Unfortunately, security delays have made the Pope late for his first meeting and he instructs his driver to make up the delay by driving as fast as he can. Even with the driver's best efforts, the Pope knows they are still going to arrive late and insists that the driver make even better time. The driver fears for the Pope's safety and hesitates to drive any faster. Now totally frustrated, the Pope tells the driver to get in the back and let him drive. The Pope takes the limo beyond known limits, making incredible turns and wildly dodges in and out of traffic. Six blocks from their destination a police officer catches up with the limo and pulls them over. Upon approaching the driver's side window and recognizing the Pope immediately, the police officer informs the Pope he was speeding and driving recklessly. The Pope explains "We are in a very big hurry to address an international audience on the most urgent of worldly matters". The officer begs the Pope's pardon and returns to his squad car to make a call to headquarters. "Get me the chief right away!" the officer demands. "This is the chief, what's the problem?" "Chief, this is Roberts. I've pulled over a big shot, and I'm not so sure what to do" "Who is it, the Mayor?" asks the chief. "Bigger than that" says the officer. "Don't tell me you pulled over the Governor!" asks the chief. "Bigger than the Governor" says the officer. "Bigger than the Governor! A Senator? A Congressman?" "Bigger" say the officer. "Who the hell did you pull over, the President of the United States?!" the chief asks, alarmed. "Chief, I'm not sure who he is, but his driver is the god damned Pope!" 8 Likes 12 Shares |
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EnterPRO:Received! .....to EnterPro and dos Who click share Tnx, and God bless 1 Like |
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3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!" 2 Likes 4 Shares |
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topstar80: Chaaii....! see kwesion o bros y not just check d post above urz PEACE. 1 Like |
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EnterPRO:bad news! bros u for still wait small nw.... |
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Brazil 1-3 Germany. |
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[/b]INFORMATION 4RM EnterPRO He said spsmbot has banned him, that he won't be able to update till tomorrow night 1 Like |
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@ EnterPRO, Pls will u still continue selling mb wen WC is over? ![]() |
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WC FINAL Netherlands 2-1 Germany |
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France 0-2 Germany Brazil 2-0 Colombia |
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Belgium 3-2 Argentina Netherland 3-0Costa-rica |
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;DBelgium 0 -2 USA |
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[color=#006600][/color] EnterPRO:received! Tnx xo much 1 Like |
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EnterPRO:confirmd sir |
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Nigeria 1- 0 France Germany 2 - 1 Algeria |
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