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Family / Re: My Daughter Is Nowhere To Be Found And My Parents Won't Tell Me The Truth by poporinwa: 3:17pm On Aug 30, 2023
Though fuel is costly, buy on can of fuel and start pouring it around the house saying that you will burn down everywhere if they fail to produce your daughter,remember na their legs you de pull,you go see result immediately

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Properties / Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by poporinwa: 10:29pm On May 06, 2023
Ordinary light and you wan go court,if he connect to your babe or wife nko? You go shoot am without looking back. Advice: cool down,allow him enjoy your wealth small,God is blessing him through you,abi you wan make God bless him more than you so that you can tap his generator light. Things are not easy for the penis,that's why he is always looking at the floor. Be calming down,who knows tomorrow
Politics / Re: Subsidy Palliative: FG To Pay N5,000 To 10m Households For 6 Months by poporinwa: 9:29pm On Apr 17, 2023
Everyone should get ready,hard times are here again
Family / Re: Frustrated With My Wife by poporinwa: 8:17pm On Apr 10, 2023
My brother you should understand that you guys were brought up from a different background. Don't tell the barber to give you the same haircut he gave Samuel because your face or head shape may not be like that of Samuel. The way it is working out in Adedeji house if applied in yours might be a disaster. Try and find out your own style,don't use Kalu Nwankwo or Okocha style. If your wife don't like cooking and you can cook nnaa cook,it doesn't make you less of what you are. If she does not respect you despite your age difference, take that way and don't use it to judge her but stylishly make realize that she does not respect you. Find that key to your family happiness and enjoy your family for life is too short to start this complain this early stage.

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Politics / Re: Ekweremadu: Obasanjo Writes A Letter To UK Court by poporinwa: 6:29am On Apr 06, 2023
UK laws are strict and cannot be bent especially when it concerns a non citizen
Romance / Re: Nigerian Bride-To-Be Visits Married Boyfriend For 1 Last Sex Before Her Wedding by poporinwa: 10:03pm On Apr 03, 2023
Before nko,the man go collect final Mejwe before dongeremachi

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu's Wife, Ifeoma, Is Dead by poporinwa: 9:58pm On Apr 03, 2023
She is the first daughter of the great Igwe J C Menakay,the igwe of Umunya,Anambra state. Ngozi and Ufondu please take heart,may her soul rest in peace.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do I Get Over This Job Loss by poporinwa: 6:33pm On Mar 21, 2023
Take a bottle of cold beer,take a warm bath,go to bed and make sure you had a good night rest. Wake up to a new person,enter the street to conquer because you are a conqueror.
Family / Re: My Husband Has Gone To See His Side Chick's Mother by poporinwa: 10:32pm On Mar 15, 2023
Just prepare a concentrated tea for him and at 3 bottles of otapiapia and your problems will be solved
Family / Re: Tired Of My Marriage by poporinwa: 8:18pm On Jun 14, 2021
See your head....you don't know that once you are married to your girl,all her problem becomes yours and your problem becomes hers. If to say na them girl family de feed you....will you come out here to talk trash..my friend use your ATM withdraw money and make everyone happy. See you wey de chop like whale de say someone de chop like elephant.

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Health / Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by poporinwa: 8:59pm On May 03, 2021
Fight back with this style.....buy a bottle of coke plastic one,drink the mineral and buy 1 litre of fuel,pour it inside the bottle,use a small nail to puncture the cover then buy N20 matches or lighter....nwanne you have a big weapon of mass destruction. Put the bottle at your back pocket and the matches at your front shirt pocket....then go for war. Challenge him...once he makes any move flush his body with your weapon.....try bringing out your matches and he will flee in 300 ways.
Education / Re: Accommodating An Insolent Girl by poporinwa: 11:10am On Apr 28, 2021
Solution: allow her in but let your attitude change towards her
1. After cooking add more than enough salt and pepper to the food
2. Fart at intervals in front of her.
3.Always frown when she is around
4. Finally bring in arrangeee babe to discomfort her stay in the room.
She Will pack out in 5 days after these this actions.

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Crime / Re: Help!!! How Can I Get Some Yahoo Boys Living Opposite Me Arrested? by poporinwa: 8:32am On Feb 17, 2021
Nwanne how I wish I know your area,I for pay you and buy the case haba.....just buy two trips of sand and offload them by your gate blocking your gate and the close very early in the morning and travel to your village for farming ����������������
Investment / Re: MBA Investors Forum by poporinwa: 11:01pm On Nov 30, 2020
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They way this guy barks on this thread, one will assume he has mental problems (emphasis on the plurality of his mental problem).

Oga MBA forex is a scam, you can keep ranting from morning till night. Your ranting doesnt cook beans and will definitely not keep anyone from expressing their opinion here[/quoted]
Abeg some one help me here....I invested 2 million my brother sent for his house roofing in the village just last month and I have not received any Kobo from them. Does it mean that I am being scammed? Which one be payment will comence by February bla bla bla. I will go to their office tomorrow for clarification....my brother money���������
Religion / Re: Nails Linked To Crucifixion Of Jesus Found With Ancient Bone Embedded Inside(Pix by poporinwa: 6:48pm On Oct 23, 2020
My Christ was crucified,he died and was buried and in the third day he rose again and went to heaven.... therefore I ask how will the nail used on Him be found on the bone because Joseph took his corps and buried him,he wouldn't have left the nails on his hands or legs.....it must be one of the thieves that where crucified with Christ.
Politics / Re: INEC Fixes Date For Lagos, Imo, Bayelsa Senatorial Bye-Elections by poporinwa: 11:05am On Aug 12, 2020
For Imo north the wistle has been blown..... Senator Ararume,Acho Ihim,Bright Nwachukwu,Senator Athan,Mark Uchendu,Adanne uwajumogu,etc time for these men to lie to us again for their selfish benefits....ndi ara.
Politics / Re: Nwaoboshi: Akpabio’s Allegation Untrue, I Didn’t Get 53 Contracts From NDDC by poporinwa: 10:12am On Jul 28, 2020
How many contracts did you collect...talk true
Education / Re: Godswill Obioma Is NECO New Registrar by poporinwa: 6:20pm On May 22, 2020
Professor Obioma be very careful,there are banana peels that may derail you and make you hit the rocks. They will welcome you with gossips and the rest......u know naa and once you accept them you have forgotten why you are there. Help make Neco a better place before you leave,Prof Uwakwe had good intentions and trusted those that finished him. Trust no one except yourself and don't eat alone. Congrats.

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Business / Re: Access Bank To Shut Down 346 Banks Nationwide (List) by poporinwa: 12:21pm On May 03, 2020
Thank God I left last year after I read a book that said sack your boss. I got to the office the following morning and put in my letter. I just started my little bit... believing it will flourish

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Romance / Re: Her Parents Rejected Me Because I Am A Polytechnic Graduate by poporinwa: 12:16pm On May 03, 2020
Show your inlaw to-be that you can cross seven seas when it concerns her daughter..... go and take up part time Bsc course sharpally.
Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by poporinwa: 5:20pm On Apr 28, 2020
fredopareto:
relax bro..track her closely and don't make her suspicious.. U will caught her red handed ..dis is wat I called play along..I ve help my mummy to caught my dad with dis logic..it might take time..BT it worth it
Guy u be bad nigger...how you follow mumsy koboo popsy.
Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by poporinwa: 5:17pm On Apr 28, 2020
Don't worry yourself,that man na her unculu....as in uncle,na money she just the collect from him and the man just de enjoy touching only.
Pets / Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by poporinwa: 11:33am On Apr 26, 2020
Etim Etim oya go buy the dog and do pepper soup before the do go kill person.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kim Yo-Jong, Jong-Un's Sister To Lead North Korea If He Dies by poporinwa: 11:19am On Apr 26, 2020
The only man who never feared this man is his personal tailor.....the kind of bongo that he makes for him is very ominimious
Politics / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: I Lectured The IPOB On Facebook Live, IPOB Remains My Servant by poporinwa: 4:39pm On Apr 23, 2020
Hunty Kemi be careful na express u de go.
Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Date Me Because "I'm Too Clean". What Do I Do? by poporinwa: 11:44am On Mar 29, 2020
You need to work to get her trust. If actually you will not cheat on her tell her you can understand her reason but try and be good to her,who knows you may be warming your way into her heart. Remember to be a good and loving guy to her....when she will agree to your proposal you Will not know.
Politics / Re: "I Don't Have Coronavirus" - Reno Omokri Does 20 Push Ups, Challenges Buhari by poporinwa: 6:34pm On Mar 26, 2020
This one run go Oman go hide de enjoy our money wey im thief. Come Naija come do am naa���
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Concerns As Tinubu Fails To Self-isolate After UK Trip by poporinwa: 6:31pm On Mar 26, 2020
He is jagaban,Corona no de fear face. Only his face alone will pursue coro virus
Events / Re: Groom Walks Out On Bride In Jos During Church Wedding by poporinwa: 4:00pm On Mar 22, 2020
Some one would have taken the opportunity to wed her immediately Aplang dumped her..no time for waste of resources.
Travel / Re: US Passengers Trapped On Board Aircraft In South Africa by poporinwa: 3:52pm On Mar 22, 2020
StRichard:
This one is also trapped in US
He is back but have been quarantined in Azu mmili untill 14 days.

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Business / Re: Otedola Visits Dangote's Fertilizer Plant (Photos, Video) by poporinwa: 4:58pm On Feb 23, 2020
Worldly things....I dey my village de enjoy my tombo...wetin concern me,8th wonder to,10 wonder nii.
Business / Re: Otedola Visits Dangote's Fertilizer Plant (Photos, Video) by poporinwa: 4:55pm On Feb 23, 2020
bjprodint:
Money is good ohh,poverty na bastard.am still struggling with my pop corn business wey too slow.I wish I had finance to finance my business, people for dey post my story for nairaland...money is the bicycle to prosperity
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