Onyi22:
Nothing much to miss apart from those moments of shopping, spending n fun, but immediately he lost his job, I dump him for good..
For better I stay, for worse I Move..

na watin make you no paint your room be that?

I don't know the categories of Ex u are talking about..
1. Real Ex: the one dt u I broke up and nothing either now or in the future can join u again.
2. Former gf: didn't really break up, gap just widened.. still get in touch once in a blue moon, and knacking can still happen if u meet
3. Previous Gf: this one in your mind she's gone, another one has entered, only dt she's yet to realize.

My categories of Ex tho

wahala for we without partner not to mention EX

meobizy:
I miss the many caring touches and non-verbal displays of ownership. I then realize I’ve done the same to many before the idiot then dust myself off, choosing to enjoy singlehood.

Let's roll babe gal, my cucumber is enough for the merry to go round

Onyi22:
Nothing much to miss apart from those moments of shopping, spending n fun, but immediately he lost his job, I dump him for good..
For better I stay, for worse I Move..

Your profile picture shows exactly what u are

her squirting and leg shaking. She can literally vibrate like Nokia E10. for the two years we dated, there was never a time she was not moist down there.

but then...like the wildling and free folk that I am...

I am still grateful I ended It over a flimsy excuse.
I can not cum and go and kill myself because of over fùcking and over love.

She was too clingy. that kinda Simi love.

no enjoyment pass freedom.

Her voice and her general know how in everything there is...special gal

bottlewater1:
her mouth odour

Bruhh

Onyi22:
Nothing much to miss apart from those moments of shopping, spending n fun, but immediately he lost his job, I dump him for good..
For better I stay, for worse I Move..

Thief

She has a great sense of humour and could hold her own in conversations, she knew lots of stuff

nothing, not a single thing

Kondomatic:
And you're also her vomit.





Life get small balance sometimes

Na true life get small balance

Usorohtheman:
I miss her stories about her life's adventures... I love listening to her.

She was really an adventurer.

I love dt kinda girl, why u broke up with her

SweetVibe:

mr Special adviser...you like go like gossip well well oo

He's an Ibidun. One would think he actually does care

i miss her loyalty., and sexiness. Linda is the most loyal girl i have ever met in my whole life. i never met any girl as honest and sincere as her. She gat anger issues, we had our differences tho.
I also miss joyce.. That geh can squit for Africa.. You just don't nd to get her wet.. She's always wet. Damn!.. But her own case na different story for another day.

Onyi22:
Nothing much to miss apart from those moments of shopping, spending n fun, but immediately he lost his job, I dump him for good..
For better I stay, for worse I Move..

Thief

Dfynboi:
I love dt kinda girl, why u broke up with her

She got married bro.

Dix thread na 4 pple wey don date b4 shaa

I miss her unquenchable sexual appetite, me sef I be agbalagba

Absolutely nothing

Just nothing!

Head

D slippery pussy

Her ringtone during orgasm, "Promise me you won't do this to another lady,,,,,"

,,,,while her legs do the vibration


She's my first & now married. I've never had any after her though coz I no get time for r/shp palavers. Perhaps, I'm keeping the promise made to her

Pinky nipples ,wait oh,no be my babe you dey describe like this so?

Catfishing:
15 or more exes - we broke each other heart tho.

I miss my last ex.....those pinky nipples nd succulent boobs with firm gripple pussy nd her round ass...damn, oluchi ur new bobo go enjoy u, me don swim my swim..make another man swim

Am thinking it

our endless chats
her voice
her smile(she has one of the most beautiful gap toothed smile ever)
her shyness
her openness (you can read her like a book)
cuddling (she loves to spoon eh)

I never liked my ex.. I only used her for sex very cheap dumbass girl

Her drama, the dirty talk in bed must admit not the most flexible but the sex damn outta this world ..
Aside from those she was just another self entitled bitch she was among the 100 ways to die...
Dodge that bullet

Her kisses... wahala and doggy style

Dem dey miss ex? Kids everywhere. You're exed you're axed.