Goldbw122:
only Hausa people that always call me like that...

Goldbw122:
only Hausa people that always call me like that...

HitlerGaddafi:
Yes , our numbers were the same except the last digits. I mistakenly sent airtime to that number. Called the number to pls refund it but she denied mehn.. checked her out on WhatsApp and she wasn't that bad.. we got going from there.. we were already dating it took her a more than a year to later confess she saw the airtime, it happened in an eatery when I asked her about how we met and if she truly saw that airtime. . I jokingly called her a "bloody thief" naso somachi vex stand up for table and angrily left. Naso the relationship take end...

pocohantas:


Some Mohammed dude has sent me airtime twice. He will call and I would refund. Next thing he was on my WhatsApp. His dp was that of an ancestor. He should go play with his grandkids abeg.

So you can lie like this

Nezzjnr:
My cousin got married through that way

Depressed101:
I actually ended up having a very strong relationship with someone this way.. I loved the way she talked and loved the way I talked too, we clicked

Abaman001:
The entire Niger Deltans has agreed that Nnamdi kanu's head must be used to appeals the egbesu deity and ipob terrorists or her sympathizers if caught within the Niger Delta region will be burnt alive, this is the resolution reached today in a general meeting held in yenagua bayelsa state....so every ipob miscreants should be warned.....

Michelle55:

True.. I was just lucky.

Abaman001:
The entire Niger Deltans has agreed that Nnamdi kanu's head must be used to appeals the egbesu deity and ipob terrorists or her sympathizers if caught within the Niger Delta region will be burnt alive, this is the resolution reached today in a general meeting held in yenagua bayelsa state....so every ipob miscreants should be warned.....

lilvicky68:
The only wrong number wey dey call me na aboki...
You go make nairaland people cook better lies come talk now..

Havanatandt:


You fvcked

emmnprince:


Is that the message you received from a wrong number that called you today to pass this unverified message to Ipobians?

pocohantas:


When GSM came out, men were not cutting off our heads per second or dumping our dead bodies in gutters. When you guys stop being hoodlums, ladies would be friendlier.

franchasng:
lol


That's true. A lot of things are changing.


Chilvary is dying everyday, courtesy of the bad boys and they are making pussy more scarce for the street boys

franchasng:
that's why we are joining politics. Blame blockhead, heartless, selfish, incompetent leaders like Buhari. Insecurity became worst under his watch.



People tend to commit more evil when they know that there is no reward for evil. When you see people that did evil in the past get away with it, you will be encouraged to do same.


We need a honest leader who truly cares for the masses without prejudice and tribalism.


Insecurity and killings are one thing that makes me dislike Buhari and his kinsmen so much. It is the major reason Igbo stakeholders (not corrupt serving politicians) are asking for Buhari to go or for Nigeria to divide in peace so every region can go back and build a new, strong and decentralized foundation for their generations.



So if I tell u I am happy with the killings and insecurity in Nigeria getting worst by the day, then I am a liar

Tapout:


I swear that thing dey vex me. There was a day like that I gave a lady my number b4 we parted ways, 30 minutes later a call came in. After I done clear my throat like 3 times to unleash my soul snatching voice, next I heard was "eyo kabiru! Kabiru!! ....I just weak. And they call mostly with Airtel. I suspect that reason for that is that acquiring an Airtel sim doesn't really require much protocol unlike other mobile operators.

gbemishile:
Have you ever called a wrong number, then realising you made a mistake, but being an opposite sex, you tried to become friendly with the person which resulted in a relationship.

drop ur comments below

pocohantas:


Nobody is even asking you people for chivalry. Just be responsible citizens and help us reduce the money spent on combating insecurity. Shikena!

lilvicky68:
The only wrong number wey dey call me na aboki...
You go make nairaland people cook better lies come talk now..

ZZ22:
I swear, these people dun call me sotey I begin think if there's a big signpost they pasted my no over there in the north. This is not a lie, they called me this evening. They call and say salamaleku, if you dare say wrong no and hang up they will bombard you with calls for the rest of that day. If you hear salamaleku just put your phone back in your pocket without hanging up to avoid bombardment

DemonInvoker:
During the time of NITEL LandLines era...I normally,call random lines and if it was a male voice I would hang-up but if it's a feminine voice i will Spin them... That's how I met and dated two girls in my city....Also met one very ugly girl and left her at Mr.Biggs after spotting her with what she said she was wearing.

janetakan:


*coughs*

DemonInvoker:

I don be bad boy tey tey ohh....No fvck...I started doing things from SS1 as far back in 1997.