BlueMann:
Where oga Segedinho sef

Segedinho:

Boss

Your boy loyal to d core

BlueMann:
Clean bill of health for tomorrow's game. Chris is back. TT will handle Kante's returns carefully, so don't be surprised if he doesn't start.

It'll be interesting to see the XI TT picks tomorrow, considering we have Man City on Saturday.

Ibime:
One thing I've learned about Greatihex is nothing can move him to anger. He's the only person on this thread that will make heaven.

Skimpledawg is more like Apostle Suleiman type of Christian.

BlueMann:


Oga mi. Good evening sir.

Na me be ur boy o. I be small pikin.


In fact, I be all of una boy.

larride:
Chaos 17: 1 - 14

1. On the 10th Day in the 4th month in the year of the Lord, the tribe of Chelshit went to war against the tribe of lowly Crystal, after 90mins, the tribe of Chelsit came out victorious soon after and there was song of praises at the camp of Chelshit.

2. Soon it was midnight and so it happened that Nihi the first born of List came to the town square with a gong of sarcasm sending subtle shade to those who do not believe in the might of their new commander Sir Thomas the son of Tuchel who seems to have turn their lot around.

3. With joy in his voice, he said sarcastically “14 wins from 15 games but one loss to West Brom they were shouting implosion”. He went further and said “Oh ye I TOLD YOU SO MERCHANT” who has bewitched you? He screamed to the delight of the sons of the tribe of Chelshit.

4. Then a man arose from the gathering called Don the son of Jazet who sought to gave reply to Nihi the son of List. You “raging narcissist“ he began. Words like stone he threw at Nihi. Lines after lines he sunk deeper into Nihi and thus the town square was turned into a battle ground.

5. Then there came the word of Lord Chaos from his Prophet Larride saying “As a seed germinate into plant, so shall this violence germinate into wahala. There won’t be solution, everywhere must scatter.

6. Then the son of violence gathered from all around the different tribes seeking for blood. They say one to another “glory to Lord chaos, cause he has given us today to witness violence and unrest”. Lana one of the prominent son of the United Tribe came with petrol chanting “Let everywhere burn”.

7. And it pleases Lord Chaos, he whispered to Nihi the son of List saying: Fear not, I have sowed the spirit of discord and vengeance in your heart. Do as you please to Don the son of Jazet.

8. So Nihi the first son of List went home and brought to the town square his newly acquired machine gun laced with bullet from Don the son of Jazet diary, he began the destruction of his enemy.

9. The words used are so profane they could not be written in this holy book. After he was done, what remains of Don the son of Jazet was blood, bones and sand.

10. Then there arose a peacemaker an elder from the house of Balogun called FBS saying “Sheathe your sword, behave yourself” but the children of violence would have none of it. They came with their cutlass, stick, koboko saying unto him; Go away you peacemaker or we shall be forced to sacrifice you to Lord Chaos. And so FBS the son of Balogun went his way, shaking his head leaving behind sorrow, tears and blood.

11. The son of violence shouts and scream happily; Oh Lord Chaos, thank you for this violence. We shall continuity seek anywhere there is discord and disunity and put violence in their heart. For in violence do we rejoice and our joy full.

12. And then it happened that the tribe of Chelshit was in grief because Nihi the son of List has murdered one of their own. “Look at his detached head there” one of them said. “He was a great man of disrepute” another one said. “Stand up and continue this fight” another one said.

13. The sons of violence seeing that the violence is coming to an end prayed to Lord Chaos to breathe life again to Don the son of Jazet so that he may bring more blood to the land.

14. Thus the sons of violence sat down close to the fire with the different sticks, petrol and diesel waiting for Don the son of Jazet to come back from dead and continue the chaos.

Unlimited22:
Them say Kovacic hamstring don burst o

Unlimited22:
Them say Kovacic hamstring don burst o

Unlimited22:
Them say Kovacic hamstring don burst o

popizaino:
Where is this ortem disciple? Geenstay or what ?

Segedinho:

I must greet boss

My hustling increase so my free time drop

I dey enter United thread wella just to laugh for or una wailings

BlueMann:
Which kain 11th hour magic West Brom wan dey perform so?

Ibime:


Just mention Cassa

Ibime:


gesteenjay deactivated in January over some goings on in another thread. I hope he is well.

OVA200:

BikeMan:
KingAlabi, I heard you're playing the CL quarterfinals too

Ibime:


gesteenjay deactivated in January over some goings on in another thread. I hope he is well.

OVA200:

patrickmuf:
Donjazet, the cop involved in that incident with the Army Lieutenant has been fired...

KingAlabi:


I can't hear from 9 points up here, try and get closer please.