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How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Hintona(f): 9:02am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Yesterday I entered a taxi to go to work the taxi wasn't full yet, so I sat there waiting and staring at the rearview mirror when I spotted him coming. I hadn't noticed until that moment how ugly he is, with his long tolo tolo neck, tiny head and his hair which looked like he used a really bad relaxer As he tried to pass by the side of the car I was sitted, I used the slightly open car door to bash his hips, he almost fell inside the gutter, everybody was shouting but I wasn't moved, when this mumu ex stood up he looked at me, I'm sure he killed me one million times over in that his atomic brain, but I wasn't bothered, mtchewwwww. He got what every asshole deserves, I only wish that his small head had broken. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by BluDesk: 9:08am On Apr 15, 2021 |
You're too young for this Your mind is damaged. Change the people you seek counsel from to avoid futuristic tears 34 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by LINTUNE(m): 9:11am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Hintona:lol, this one is a lost cause..pls don't commit sucide o, depression is real.. 16 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Handsnigga: 9:13am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Hintona:Wickedness!!! 1 Like |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Xenry: 9:13am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Hintona:This is Break-up's magic . I'm sure you must have lied to him about how beautiful he is. Well, love is indeed blind, glad you can see now. 12 Likes
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Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Duplexxx: 9:13am On Apr 15, 2021 |
What are you saying |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Anter: 9:14am On Apr 15, 2021 |
BluDesk:Aptly put 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Theboy21: 9:14am On Apr 15, 2021 |
He must be a real nigga for Op to be hurt this way, he definitely run street for her head 7 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Hintona(f): 9:23am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Xenry: Beautiful indeed. Mtchew 1 Like |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Hintona(f): 9:30am On Apr 15, 2021 |
BluDesk: I may have mental issues, but I don't seek counsel from anyone. I don't trust people to that extent. 1 Like |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by bigcee(m): 9:32am On Apr 15, 2021 |
You ex is tired of shagging you. That's why he sent you away(I no dey do again) 13 Likes
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Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Nobody: 9:34am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Hintona:watin come concern us now. where you, lalasticlala make una no dey allow this children enter here oh 3 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Wittyglam(f): 9:35am On Apr 15, 2021 |
That is way too much. You need to heal from it and move on dear. Every relationship will not leave to marriage. 3 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Wittyglam(f): 9:37am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by KidDarkness(m): 9:38am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Chai! You must really be upset to do such. Seems your ex pumped and dumped. Anyway sorry ooo. You will find another |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by donbachi(m): 10:07am On Apr 15, 2021 |
How come u never noticed his tolo tolo neck..when the thing be dey sweet u. 2 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by sisisioge: 10:35am On Apr 15, 2021 |
They say when we're in love, we make excuses for all the short comings of our partners When we are in lust, our partners are the most beautiful in the world But when we are out of love/lust, our eyes clear to the bitter truth about our partners. That's when we start wondering why we liked them in the first place. Sorry o...I no get work. I dey on leave 8 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by HONESTFACT101(m): 10:38am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Hintona: you are in denial.......signing out 1 Like |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by fuckingAyaya(m): 10:48am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Tolo tolo neck that used to be ur darling b4 ? aunty just move on with ur life.life is too short for all this stupid drama 2 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by bmdmix3: 10:53am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Hintona:u dey watch zee world too much |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Hintona(f): 10:58am On Apr 15, 2021 |
HONESTFACT101: In denial of what? |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by CheedyJ(m): 11:25am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Hope you know manslaughter is a crime punishable by law & attempted murder is a crime on its own... use your head ooo 1 Like |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by pozehnani(f): 11:44am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Huh?.. Please leave him let him still be managing the tolotolo neck and don't break his tiny head, it's still useful. Come to think of it, so if it was acid you had with you, you would have poured it on him? Haba, No now...... You need to forget and move on before you land yourself into a deep mess. |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by DaudaTheSexyGuy(m): 11:51am On Apr 15, 2021 |
Hintona: You are a typical example of a woman who was scorned! 2 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Kiddogarcia(m): 11:53am On Apr 15, 2021 |
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Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by SavageResponse(m): 12:18pm On Apr 15, 2021 |
Hintona: ...so you think you will go free if you had killed him? |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by mogbolade43693: 12:22pm On Apr 15, 2021 |
You're too young for thisYour mind is damaged. Change the people you seek counsel from to avoid futuristic tears |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by rex444(m): 12:34pm On Apr 15, 2021 |
AV always heard stories of scorned women ...women I mean ... Not scorned girl....don't take break ups too seriously, it's a norm till one day |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Goldenklassy: 12:48pm On Apr 15, 2021 |
Obviously,he isn't the best for you...forgive him and move on.though its painful.Harboring hate in your heart can hinder the blessing of someone better.its well with u sis |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by SILENTandSMART2: 12:57pm On Apr 15, 2021 |
Keep on lying , oniro oshi . when all this mordern day girls have watched too much korean romance movies Just be fearing God with anything you're sayin' 2 Likes |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by BigYash: 1:02pm On Apr 15, 2021 |
The guy na em I blame wen no get up ,dash you two resounding slap .. The guy na really tolo tolo neck for letting you go without collecting two resounding slap.. 1 Like |
Re: How I Almost Killed An Ex Yesterday. by Nobody: 1:14pm On Apr 15, 2021 |
sisisioge: Aunty, your voice overloud. You hit the nail on the head apt. |
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