Met this girl 3 weeks ago and we av been cool,so i decided to whine her..

Modified:i regret playing this kinda expensive joke wit her..
Tho we fine now buh she told me she already spoilt her phone angrily..

..

Congratulations

Seems you don’t have something else doing with your life young man.

Dude must think he's sugar, spice and everything nice.

I hope you'll understand the joke if it was her playing it.

Carchoice:
Seems you don’t have something else doing with your life young man.

Boss ...
Fasting just hold me down for house..
I no knw wetin i won do

Mrmacc:

Boss ...
Fasting just hold me down for house..
I no knw wetin i won do

have you washed plate? Is there no grass to cut? Organize children in your neighborhood and give free lectures. Enough time dey your hand.

Too many pikin.

See a pikin here playing with two different smartphones

That was pretty an expensive joke.










If I was the one, once you convinced me that you're actually joking, I'll put an end to the relationship. End of discussion!

If that's true, with her response, she's in love with you. Hey, when next you bring about breaking up with her, she won't take you serious and she might also be planning her next move now. 3 weeks is still short to play this type of card to test her emotional attachment to you.

This looks scripted though, the nature of the texts shows that. Being hungry can make one do unimaginable things sometimes.

Mrmacc:
Met this girl 3 weeks ago and we av been cool,so i decided to whine her ..

after you have tasted the cookies!

becareful

Kids on adult clothing

you must be feeling like Michael Jordan rn

TheUndercover:
If that's true, with her response, she's in love with you. Hey, when next you bring about breaking up with her, she won't take you serious and she might also be planning her next move now. 3 weeks is still short to play this type of card to test her emotional attachment to you.

This looks scripted though, the nature of the texts shows that. Being hungry can make one do unimaginable things sometimes.

It's not scripted tho..
I was just catching cruise noni

The OP should be stripped and whipped for being childish. All these Nairaland men now disgusts me, is this what you call Redpill, hmmm, well this is stupidity.
The innocent girl deserves better, break-up with her and let her find a matured guy.

Lol

Zorr:
The OP should be stripped and whipped for being childish. All these Nairaland men now disgusts me, is this what you call Redpill, hmmm, well this is stupidity.

Who dey talk redpill for here

Now you have planted a very bad seed in her. Let me assume its not the girl you want to settle down with. If na girl wen truly been love , you don use the love play dice.. She don get double six(doubting mind on you).. Comot mind ,you didn't play the redpil game well..

Oga why you go dey use her feelings do April fool nao... It's not fair at all... U are lucky that she didn't tell u she was expecting it cos shes no longer interested also.. Thats when rain go beat ur starched agbada...

habsydiamond:
Oga why you go dey use her feelings do April fool nao... It's not fair at all... U are lucky that she's didn't tell u she was expecting it cos shes no longer interested also.. Thats when rain go beat ur starched agbada...

Boss i don learn my lesson oo as mama don dey para like dis

BigYash:
Now you have planted a very bad seed in her. Let me assume its not the girl you want to settle down with. If na girl wen truly been love , you don use the love play dice.. She don get double six(doubting mind on you).. Comot mind ,you didn't play the redpil game well..

I wasn't even playing no redpill game..

That wasn't nice, OP.

Mrmacc:

Boss i don learn my lesson oo as mama don dey para like dis

Pease if you finish settling ur differences with her.. Endeavor not to joke with her feelings anymore... You know we humans handle things differently when it comes to feelings and emotions and bad news can trigger different actions from different people. That's when u see suicidal acts so rampant these days on relationships.

kids everywhere

don't no why nairaland allows kids in this forum.

all dis mama, papa, aunty thank you dem...

Oga go wash plate b4 dem flog u oh

habsydiamond:
Pease if you finish settling ur differences with her.. Endeavor not to joke with her feelings anymore... You know we humans handle things differently when it comes to feelings and emotions and bad news can trigger different actions from different people. That's when u see suicidal acts so rampant these days on relationships.

Thanks boss..
I actually regret doing somtin like dis to her..
We her fine now tho..

Neyorolex:
kids everywhere

don't no why nairaland allows kids in this forum.

all dis mama, papa, aunty thank you dem...

Oga go wash plate b4 dem flog u oh

wetin dis one dey talk

aroundtheearth:
That wasn't nice, OP.

I knw..
I regret

SmellySperm:
you must be feeling like Michael Jordan rn

Amotolongbo:
Too many pikin.

See a pikin here playing with two different smartphones

was thinking same

Ola, you're a child.

Oyenike01:
Ola, you're a child.

Agreed

Why joke with this kinda thing? I wish she took your words serious and chase you back when you come begging.
This what some other person will do. Don't try it with everyone.