Illimitable:


Enrique won it all in 2014/15 - Pep’s achievements at Barcelona were completely rubbished which means anyone could do it.

If you aren’t paying attention, Inter haven’t played in a semifinal since 2010. Porto haven’t played in a semifinal since 2004

Mourinho performs miracles. Pep does what others have done or have improved on.

No other Barcelona coach has won a sextuple

No other coach in the history of EPL has made 100points

raumdeuter:


Let Mourinho join the holiest club even Leeds United in 3 months you will start hearing Bamford is lazy, Raphinha is a mole

Along with a heavily divided fanbase.

Mou will definitely finish Bamford

Joezinho:


Should we count the number of times ole got disgraced out of competitions?

What is this one even saying? Go and erase his victories of yester years na

Mourinho wants to be compared to Ole and Arteta? Yes go ahead

handelex:
Wonder why Kovac was sacked then?

A mosquito would win Bundesliga in Bayern.

It’s a shit league.

Illimitable:


Enrique won it all in 2014/15 - Pep’s achievements at Barcelona were completely rubbished which means anyone could do it.

If you aren’t paying attention, Inter haven’t played in a semifinal since 2010. Porto haven’t played in a semifinal since 2004

Mourinho performs miracles. Pep does what others have done or have improved on.

His gift of miracles stopped working in 2010 or what?

Cos it's over 10yrs we saw those type of miracles from him, rather we're witnessing a Mossad agent going undercover in football clubs just to expose moles and double agents.

GloryIsaac:


Along with a heavily divided fanbase.

Mou will definitely finish Bamford

Dont forget the team will have a rat like he did at Madrid

"Mourinho started shouting: 'How could we ever surprise Barca if one of you is a rat! Yes, yes a rat! Somebody released the info about the starting XI before the game.

"'They knew everything about us. We trained all week. We wanted to surprise them. We wanted to make some changes. We put Pepe in midfield to play against Lionel Messi and we talked about how Pepe knows how to deal with him.

handelex:
His gift of miracles stopped working since 2010?

Cos it's over 10yrs we saw those type of miracles from him, rather we're witnessing a Mossad agent going undercover in football clubs just to expose moles and double agents.

Dont forget to add rat catcher to his job desription

handelex:
Thought Ole is not on Jose's level, why comparing them both.

Now in the last five years, the so called best coach of the last 20yrs could only afford one Yoruba league and a Carabao cup. Lmaoooo

His mates in Guardiola are busy topping leagues and winning them but you have the gods to mention Europa.

How did he even fare in the Europa this season and what position is he on the league table?

You need help seriously.

If i say make you swear with your pe.nis nau, you go claim say u no dey among them ...

Illimitable:


A mosquito would win Bundesliga in Bayern.

It’s a shit league.

Any rat catcher can make 100points in the EPL too

raumdeuter:


If Mourinho gets to any club, within 12 months he would have spotted a mole, a virus, a lazy player, a saboteurs
In Madrid it was Casiillas, In Chelsea it was Hazard, In Man Utd it was Pogba, In Spurs its Dele

In madrid they were plenty, Ramos,Marcelo all inclusive.infact his only friend was arbeloa, also remember how he try making Marcelo a scapegoat by signing contrao .......classic Jose.

At Chelsea everybody was the problem including the innocent female doctor,Salah and a host of other players. Worse of it all was his first stint,ballack,malouda, shevchenko were all holding secret meeting against him according to him.

Let's not talk about his time at man united when he divided the fans .

handelex:
So he won he's in a Carabao cup final trophy

Just chill a little bit, what date is the final sef?

raumdeuter:


Dont forget the team will have a rat like he did at Madrid

If it's not rat, it's virus

Who knows, maybe that's why Son puts so much effort into simulation so not to be perceived as the 'rat'.

Joezinho:


Should we count the number of times ole got disgraced out of competitions?

While I admit bottling SF is rubbish, Ole has only lost QF or SF games to teams like City, Chelsea, Sevilla and Leicester.
Not to teams from Eastern Europe whose manager dey coach them via Zoom from Gen Pop.

What is this one even saying? Go and erase his victories of yester years na

No one said anything about erasing anything

handelex:
Thought Ole is not on Jose's level, why comparing them both.

Now in the last five years, the so called best coach of the last 20yrs could only afford one Yoruba league and a Carabao cup. Lmaoooo

His mates in Guardiola are busy topping leagues and winning them but you have the gods to mention Europa.

How did he even fare in the Europa this season and what position is he on the league table?

You need help seriously.

Dont forget its the same "Irokpa league" that Mourinho said this about

LONDON (Reuters) - Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho said it would be a big disappointment if he won the Europa League, months after his predecessor Rafa Benitez guided the club to the title.
“I don’t want to win the Europa League,” Mourinho told the BBC on Tuesday.

“If I win the Europa League it will be a big disappointment for me because I don’t want to play in it.

“I don’t want my players to feel the Europa League is our competition.”
https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-soccer-england-chelsea-mourinho/europa-league-win-a-big-disappointment-says-mourinho-idUKBRE96F0UZ20130716

handelex:
His gift of miracles stopped working since 2010?

Cos it's over 10yrs we saw those type of miracles from him, rather we're witnessing a Mossad agent going undercover in football clubs just to expose moles and double agents.

Mossad agent doing IT with Interpol

raumdeuter:


Mourinho wants to be compared to Ole and Arteta? Yes go ahead

Don't twist the narrative.

Ole isn't even better than Graham Potter..

raumdeuter:


Dont forget to add rat catcher to his job desription

Exactly, he's gift now is discernment of spiritual agents.

Una funny abeg. You'd think Ole started coaching Luke shaw last weekend. You were with the boy for atleast two years.

Few goals here and there and boom you've gotta drag Mourinho like shaw is the first player to break his legs and not pick his form immediately.

Lana1:
Mossad agent doing IT with Interpol

Rat catcher nko? Shey na trap abi rat poison

#OleOUT
#EndOLE
#OleMustGo
#EndOLECluelessness
#SackTheFraud
#KillTheBasterd
‼️

raumdeuter:


Mourinhos claim to relevance was 16yrs ago. Pep is currently topping the PL with Mourinho in it
By May Pep would have won the same number of PL trophies as Mourinho in half the time
Mourinho will be regretting ever daring Pep to come to the EPL as he has made Mourinho irrelevant now

Mourinho has only had to finish above pep Guardiola once in his entire managerial career. I lost count on the number of times pep has had to shit on the shitty manager .

Joezinho:


Don't twist the narrative.

Ole isn't even better than Graham Potter..

But somehow this Ole less than Graham Potter is how many points ahead of the greatest Mourinho?

popizaino:



In madrid they were plenty, Ramos,Marcelo all inclusive.infact his only friend was arbeloa, also remember how he try making Marcelo a scapegoat by signing contrao .......classic Jose.

At Chelsea everybody was the problem including the innocent female doctor,Salah and a host of other players. Worse of it all was his first stint,ballack,malouda, shevchenko were all holding secret meeting against him according to him.

Let's not talk about his time at man united when he divided the fans .

The true fan vs fake fan thing.

Apparently, that narrative wasn't limited to just United (the irony) thread on Nairaland. It was on other media platforms as well.

Till now, a deep check will show that the current division amongst United fans still has its roots in Mourinho's stint.

raumdeuter:

No other Barcelona coach has won a sextuple

No other coach in the history of EPL has made 100points

Enrique won 5 trophies in one season & completed a treble with Barcelona.

In the clubs Jose won the CL, they cannot even reach the semis after Jose left them.

Barca won CL in 2006, Pep arrived won it 3 years later.
Bayern treble in 2013, Pep won the league a year after.
City won PL in 2014, Pep arrived & won it 4 years after.

Guardiola never joins a team struggling to win trophies.



Mourinho won the league for Chelsea 50 years after they last won it.

Mourinho won the champions league for Inter 45 years after they last won it.

Mourinho performs miracles with underdogs , Pep is a fraud with clubs that are expected to win stuff anyways.

Pep can’t even win champions league without Messi. It took him 5 attempts with a squad worth £1 billion to achieve semifinal CL - what Pellegrini did in 15/16.

Jose won CL with Benny McCarthy

GloryIsaac:


If it's not rat, it's virus

Who knows, maybe that's why Son puts so much effort into simulation so not to be perceived as the 'rat'.

Virus, Mole, Rats.

Mourinho is not only a Biologist, and a CIA agent, he's also an exterminator.

TrebleChamp:
If i say make you swear with your pe.nis nau, you go claim say u no dey among them ...

It was a slip of fingers

popizaino:


Mourinho has only had to finish above pep Guardiola once in his entire managerial career. I lost count on the number of times pep has had to shit on the shitty manager .

You think Pep even considers Mourinho a rival? He just ignores him. When Mourinho beats Pep its a carnival for him, when Pep beats him, its expected

Pep has beaten Mou 12 times and lost 7 times

Mou stopped seeing Pep and Klopp as a rival he is now picking fights with Ole Arteta and Lampard dem

Lana1:
While I admit bottling SF is rubbish, Ole has only lost QF or SF games to teams like City, Chelsea, Sevilla and Leicester.
Not to teams from Eastern Europe whose manager dey coach them via Zoom from Gen Pop.

No one said anything about erasing anything

Our squad was good enough to beat Chelsea, Istanbul, Leipzig, Leicester etc and we lost them all..

raumdeuter:


Rat catcher nko? Shey na trap abi rat poison

Pakute

GloryIsaac:


The true fan vs fake fan thing.

Apparently, that narrative wasn't limited to just United (the irony) thread on Nairaland. It was on other media platforms as well.

Till now, a deep check will show that the current division amongst United fans still has its roots in Mourinho's stint.

Check Madrid Chelsea Spurs they all have their version of True fans vs fake fans when it comes to Mourinho

raumdeuter:


Dont forget its the same "Irokpa league" that Mourinho said this about

Mourinho didn’t take United to Europa league, LVG did.

Mourinho inherited the problem. He didn’t want to play in it and the only time he played in it as a United manager, he won it to get into Champions League.

The Norwegian fraud deliberately crashed in the Champions League to demote himself into Europa league - to make another attempt at his semifinal hoodoo.

Illimitable:


Enrique won 5 trophies in one season & completed a treble with Barcelona.

In the clubs Jose won the CL, they cannot even reach the semis after Jose left them.

Barca won CL in 2006, Pep arrived won it 3 years later.
Bayern treble in 2013, Pep won the league a year after.
City won PL in 2014, Pep arrived & won it 4 years after.

Guardiola never joins a team struggling to win trophies.



Mourinho won the league for Chelsea 50 years after they last won it.

Mourinho won the champions league for Inter 45 years after they last won it.

Mourinho performs miracles with underdogs , Pep is a fraud with clubs that are expected to win stuff anyways.

Pep can’t even win champions league without Messi. It took him 5 attempts with a squad worth £1 billion to achieve semifinal CL - what Pellegrini did in 15/16.

Jose won CL with Benny McCarthy

They gave Mourinho Madrid the biggest club in football, He couldnt make a final, he left Madrid won 4 times
Chelsea he couldnt win he left Avram Grant without a license made the final and Di Matteo won it where Mourinho failed