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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Tonymegabush1(m): 10:47am On Apr 20, 2021 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by grandlexuz(m): 10:47am On Apr 20, 2021 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by rowland545(m): 10:48am On Apr 20, 2021 |
The funny story I know of is how a country of over 200 million people...voted for a man without proper degree to b der president.. And he payed some jobless youth 30k per month to defend his incompetency... And they were happy doing it. Another was how a suppose minister had affiliation and soft spot for terrorist and the man is still a minister 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by backtalkG(m): 10:49am On Apr 20, 2021 |
I remember when I attempt joining Nigerian police and they ask us to run as part of screening exercise i summon all my energy and came first the Oc hold my shirt and started beating me that I'm running like a criminal Wetin my eyes see that day I no fit talk 29 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by hollah123: 10:49am On Apr 20, 2021 |
MejiLoyon:don't u take a break from politics for a while?it seems u don't realise it's affecting u badly n it messing up your mental health. u see buhari in everything to the extent that u refuse to see fun n humour except politics,did your life just started during buhari regime? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Nobody: 10:51am On Apr 20, 2021 |
hollah123:You are a chronic Dullard. Check my posts and see how many posts I've made in politics section. Look for grass or else chew the cud. 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by iramure(m): 10:51am On Apr 20, 2021 |
A particular man in one popular book I read has so much powers that he did a lot of astonishing miracles and commanded his followers after his death to also do such miracles having faith in him using his name. To my surprise, no any of the present day 'called' has done nothing called miracles with the very powerful name. They only organise miracles, deceive many and in the end became billionaires. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 10:52am On Apr 20, 2021 |
simhosting:The joke must be on you.. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by hollah123: 10:54am On Apr 20, 2021 |
MejiLoyon:guy take a break from this your madness n let fresh air enter that your programmed brain abeg,there's more to life than taking fun away n b unnecessarily obsessed with who no send u 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by arsenal444(m): 10:55am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Mine was when Buhari said he (Cow) will wipe out Boko Haram... |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 10:56am On Apr 20, 2021 |
PigTormentor:And the Zombie that can't afford a square meal and yet would use his kwashiokor ravaged mouth to defend a colossal failure.. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by hollah123: 10:56am On Apr 20, 2021 |
PigTormentor:that guy is just a fool 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by robosky02(m): 10:56am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Prominent among the Bureau De Change operators arrested in Kano in connection with transferring funds to Boko Haram terrorists: 1. Baba Usaini 2. Abubakar Yellow (Amfani) 3. Yusuf Ali Yusuf (Babangida) 4. Ibrahim Shani 5. Adamu Ibrahim Naim 6. Inuwa Talle Danladi 7. Muhammad Yahaya 8. Yahaya Saidu Ibrahim 9. Muhammed Aliyu Adam 10. Sadi Saidu Abdullahi 11. Surajo Adam Muhammad 12. Auwalu Ibrahim Fagge 13. Nura Tasiu 14. Muhammed Lawal Sani 15. Muhammed Abba Lawan 16. Bashir Ali 17. Abdullahi Umar Usman 18. Hassan Idris 19. Nura Gani 20. Sani Maiwaya 21. Abdulrahman Kokawa 22. Garzali Yusuf 23. Auwalu Gambo 24. Muhammad Lawan Sani (a gold dealer) Source: dailytrust.com 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by bmdmix3: 10:57am On Apr 20, 2021 |
buhari became president. sad. the end 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by smokeyupu(m): 10:58am On Apr 20, 2021 |
Twelfthman: ZIMBABWE UNDER ROBERT MUGABE 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by PigTormentor: 10:58am On Apr 20, 2021 |
donbenie: Obviously most of you IPIGS must be leaving in life.of poverty because you always assume everyone is as poor financially and mentally like you. Poverty kill you and your entire miserable family. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 11:01am On Apr 20, 2021 |
PigTormentor:Tell that to the tens of millions of Sai Baba chanters.. Gnashing and wallowing in poverty.. Poverty capital of the world.. Lol.. Have you blamed PDP today? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Tripleoluwa(m): 11:01am On Apr 20, 2021 |
My uncle's baby mama got married to a man that can't procreate. She decided to have my uncle, who is married also another woman, to impregnate her and have the baby for her cuckold of a husband. Almost 2 decades later, my uncle divorced his wife and took back his baby mama and all the kids from the husband. I told him to always watch his back sha. 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by SmartPolician: 11:02am On Apr 20, 2021 |
backtalkG: Anakogheri |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by flexlatifa: 11:04am On Apr 20, 2021 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by HONESTFACT101(m): 11:04am On Apr 20, 2021 |
PigTormentor: you are an crowned idiot......signing out
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Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by PigTormentor: 11:09am On Apr 20, 2021 |
HONESTFACT101: Must be talking about your drunkard useless slowpoke village idiot father and your shit-hole olosho mother. Aba baby factory product of a thousand fathers. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 11:11am On Apr 20, 2021 |
PigTormentor:1DIOT.. Your SH1TH0LE.. Ruled for donkey years,by a bunch of low IQ imbéciles from Futa Jalon.. Is the POVERTY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD and you are talking about POCKETS OF POVERTY? POCKETS and POVERTY kill you there.. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by NwaIgboBoy(m): 11:11am On Apr 20, 2021 |
THAT BUHARI IS NOT A NIGERIAN |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by Reex12(m): 11:16am On Apr 20, 2021 |
when a friend sent an ex that broke his heart "You can breakup with but na me chop your virginity, so na you lose ntoor: aswear niggars dey ment sha 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by joeyblacq(m): 11:19am On Apr 20, 2021 |
It was Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe that gave the order on those homosexuals. It was not funny at all. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by jagorinho: 11:24am On Apr 20, 2021 |
The capture and smuggling of Adolf Eichmann by Mossad operatives in Argentina, Eichmann was a foremost player in the murder of Jews during the second world war, after the war he fled to Argentina and started a normal life. in 1960, Mossad operatives got information about him, they sent some operatives to spy on him, after spying on him for weeks, they abducted him one evening, interrogated him and got to know he was the one. to transport him out of Argentina was a big task, fortunately the isreali government came for an official visit to Argentina with their own plane, later it was revealed that the visit was a decoy to transport Eichmann out of Argentina. Eichman was sedated and was dressed like an airline worker, when the plane was about to leave Argentina the Mossad operatives painted a scenario that Eichmann was an isreali sick airline employee, eventually he was evacuated to isreal and faced 15 counts of crimes against the Jewish people, he was hanged on 31 may 1962. 16 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Real Life Story You Have Read Or Heard? by donbenie(m): 11:25am On Apr 20, 2021 |
PigTormentor:Keep ranting like a castrated ram.. Heard your bunch of clowns are now printing money to survive? 1 Like |
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