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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Kennyflyair: 8:01pm On May 02, 2021
If you see where thugs fight, you a non thug, would know that these guys don't give a Bleep about your pretty face. Hence, if I get issues with them, I dey quick to lower my voice cos them dey always find who to practice on.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by HeadNigga: 8:13pm On May 02, 2021
PissfulProtester:





grin grin grin

This guy no go kee person with laugh..
he is even asking for tips on how to fight like a thug. Dude wants a rematch. This is real life Mr OP. If you think it would be like Anthony Joshua vs Ruiz rematch, e go shock you...

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by The5DME(m): 8:14pm On May 02, 2021
qtguru:


Be like say na only u get all the problems for this world, your topics are filled with the need for help
cheesy
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by PissfulProtester: 8:15pm On May 02, 2021
HeadNigga:
he is even asking for tips on how to fight like a thug. Dude wants a rematch. This is real life Mr OP. If you think it would be like Anthony Joshua vs Ruiz rematch, e go shock you...
Hahahahaha
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Frankiecrenshaw: 9:13pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge
Guy you no street at all. Any thug that insults my mother bro is getting shot close Ränge, asin drive by style 2 Pac and biggie.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:14pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge
if I train you for 3 week, you will knock the guy out in 2 minutes. as for your swollen face, use aboliki balm to massage it

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by NewLifelnChrist(m): 9:17pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge
you sef your wahala plenty for this life oh.
Just look at the topics you've created on nairaland all na problems upon problems

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:24pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge
let give you a lyrics of femi kuti, fela's son, the song goes like::cocaine can't skata your head, igbo can't skata your head, ikebe cant skata your head, but when you start go dey fight thug, you want to skata your head o, skata skata, skata your head o, abi go add 2+()26*5-5 you want to skata your head o, skata skata skata your head o,


How I wish I know the Tittle.
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:26pm On May 02, 2021
Frankiecrenshaw:
Guy you no street at all. Any thug that insults my mother bro is getting shot close Ränge, asin drive by style 2 Pac and biggie.

Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:28pm On May 02, 2021
Kennyflyair:
If you see where thugs fight, you a non thug, would know that these guys don't give a Bleep about your pretty face. Hence, if I get issues with them, I dey quick to lower my voice cos them dey always find who to practice on.
thug wey them no get fine face, wetin concern them with your face, op wan skata him head.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:30pm On May 02, 2021
MJBOLT:
Never fight with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.


grin grin

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:32pm On May 02, 2021
Kennyflyair:
If you see where thugs fight, you a non thug, would know that these guys don't give a Bleep about your pretty face. Hence, if I get issues with them, I dey quick to lower my voice cos them dey always find who to practice on.


Aswear, but if someone is a thug then u need t be a thug too! Nobody has monopoly for violence!

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:33pm On May 02, 2021
;DThis guy still wants to go back and revenge after the swollen face and all that, chaii
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Drella(m): 9:38pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge

Most of these thugs belong to one frat or the other.If you can't use law enforcements,just leave the matter.
If you attempt revenge,you can trigger a war which You can't handle.

May you not be shot at in your mom's presence.May you not be slaughtered in your mom's presence.
Leave the street for the street owners!!

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by samwriter: 9:43pm On May 02, 2021
Heathrow44:



Aswear, but if someone is a thug then u need t be a thug too! Nobody has monopoly for violence!
You na man jare abi then dey bring thug from heaven.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by samwriter: 9:45pm On May 02, 2021
dannyrhymes600:

if I train you for 3 week, you will knock the guy out in 2 minutes. as for your swollen face, use aboliki balm to massage it
abeg I need the training. How can we meet?

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:46pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
abeg I need the training. How can we meet?
e depend on the city wey you dey
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by samwriter: 9:49pm On May 02, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
e depend on the city wey you dey
me I dey lagos
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:50pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
me I dey lagos
me dey ibadan
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by samwriter: 9:54pm On May 02, 2021
dannyrhymes600:

me dey ibadan
too far. but you fit give me any hint
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by samwriter: 9:54pm On May 02, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
me dey ibadan
too far Bleep.
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:56pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
too far Bleep.
big fvck up, I for make sure say you knock the guy out
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 9:57pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
too far. but you fit give me any hint
type master wung for YouTube, you go thank me later

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by NewLifelnChrist(m): 10:09pm On May 02, 2021
dannyrhymes600:

type master wung for YouTube, you go thank me later
you dey lead that boy to him early grave.
If him go die so na you we go hold

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 10:13pm On May 02, 2021
NewLifelnChrist:
you dey lead that boy to him early grave.
If him go die so na you we go hold
forget that level

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 11:37pm On May 02, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge
go do ur own back ur face go settle
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by OldNairalander(m): 11:51pm On May 02, 2021
Op call army for am
Don't risk your life fighting a thug
It's not worth it



He who embarks on revenge fight should first dig two graves .......... Chinese proverb

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by 1x2x3: 12:17am On May 03, 2021
Comic post.... I dey laugh since.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by ceejay10(m): 12:27am On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
I dont have time to arrest anybody. I want to fight back like a wounded lion but for now how would my face return back to normal. Doctor and nurse in the house should help
why wait till ur face is normal for round 2? fight it now o so u can treat ur self once. go back for revenge my guy. you have my support.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Reex12(m): 3:15am On May 03, 2021
NewLifelnChrist:
you sef your wahala plenty for this life oh.
Just look at the topics you've created on nairaland all na problems upon problems
grin somebody hellpppgrin

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Troublemaker007(m): 3:53am On May 03, 2021
Beckysexy:
Wetin Person no go see for this Nairaland sef? grin
I'm sure the OP wan form Jackie Chan the actor, but unfortunately got beaten by the boss and ended up with a swollen face. grin

@OP, I like your bravery Sha. grin

How much?
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by zabimaru: 4:49am On May 03, 2021
1. you were not beat up half as badly as you claim else you wouldn't look at your phone for the next 1week.

2. Obviously the thug life isn't your thing else you'd either have a rival crew or be a close acquaintance of the so called thug, in any case no thug would be insulting your mum all the time. Maybe once in a while with consequences.

3. Since we have established that this life ain't for you, instead of rushing to get yourself maimed or killed, be inspired to make it in this life so that thugs wouldn't be insulting your mum, instead they'd be begging her for change.
Lemme put this the thug way (3rd person so you wouldn't feel insulted again).

Person gats hustle oh, make agbero no go dey call person mama ashewo.

#peace

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