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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Ten06(m): 6:57pm On May 03, 2021 |
You don't fight thug, you pay soldier to beat the hell out of him. He can't go to the police because he must have had a case waiting for him with the police. 1 Like |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 6:57pm On May 03, 2021 |
if you are not ready to use weapon, do not fight a thug.
if you don't have a squad, do not engage in street fight.
As for your face, go and see a doc 1 Like |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by zabimaru: 6:59pm On May 03, 2021 |
IBvoss: the thug isn't going to post it online, he isn't going to deliberate on the issue of revenge. He is just going to react. Simple and decisive. |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by netmillionaires(m): 7:04pm On May 03, 2021 |
Oga, e be like say prison dey hunger you. What if you hit him and he dies? Like I explained before, if you don't want to kill him then you don't have business fighting him because to beat him, you will have to hit him so hard that he will beg for his dear life. I have fought off a 5-man gang once. Rule 1: be very calculative. Don't fight with so much pent up anger. He will end up dictating the flow of the fight. Rule 2: do so much damage with few attacks. To do this you need to know the places you can hit that will immediately incapacitate and land him in the hospital. When the first guy attacked, I was very calculative as I dodge his punch and goes for his knee with a dangerous kick. He shouted and was limping. One man down and 4 to go. Three other had to run away. Once again, let it go. Fighting will lead you to jail. Many have died from just a little slap. Don't be a victim to violence. samwriter: 2 Likes |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by dangotesmummy: 7:06pm On May 03, 2021 |
Killermamba:exactly.just 1 beating and he had a swollen face, imagine he goes for revenge,he might not live to tell the story and meanwhile the people encouraging him to fight and say press his legs,hold him like This,do him neck like that will be the ones laughing at him if he becomes handicapped Op remember hospital Bills are expensive o and there is no care or consideration for normal Nigerians talkless of physically challenged Abi you know how many packs of weed he don smoke? You know how many years he don dey street? You know whether he don kill person before?Pity yourself o If revenge dey hungry you, channel that pain and thirst for revenge on your hustle and tell God make he bless you publicly.you Will see that even if the thug recognizes you,he won't be able to come near you. No go die throwaway o.government no send you o, Nairalanders no go send you o.dont listen to the people encouraging you to go for a rematch o.a word is enough for the wise 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Bashoruntolu(m): 7:08pm On May 03, 2021 |
The streets ain’t made for everybody, that’s why they made sidewalks. Get chymoral tabs for the swollen face. |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by zabimaru: 7:09pm On May 03, 2021 |
dangotesmummy: apt and precise. I don't have a problem with like minded/ same level people fighting each other. Heck, if op had said, he in this or that and wants advise on how to go about it, it's fine. We'd give him possible options and corresponding consequences because as an adult he is solely responsible for his actions or inactions. But he came here as a wounded millipede, thoroughly beaten up by a dragon and people are telling him to fight back. Isn't it a miracle that he survived the first round? To me it is. 2 Likes |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by BePrepared: 7:11pm On May 03, 2021 |
etrange: Kai Wisdom! 2 Likes |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by zabimaru: 7:13pm On May 03, 2021 |
In the meantime, where are the insurance brokers on NL. Please you have a prospect for life insurance 1 Like |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Rhymer2020(m): 7:14pm On May 03, 2021 |
samwriter: You don't need to fight with a pig, pigs are not scared of rumbling in mud. Why not use his kind to fight him 1 Like |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by dangotesmummy: 7:27pm On May 03, 2021 |
zabimaru:Nigerians are fond of pushing sheeps into the lion's den and assuring the sheep that the lion cannot do anything if the sheep bites the lion's tail and they're doing that all for entertainment If anything happens to op,he will just die for nothing fighting a useless and senseless battle that could have been channeled to something that will change his life for the better financially, buisness wise or career wise There's one oyinbo musician ( I can remember his name that sang about gambling) in his lyrics he sang know when to hold on, know when to fight, know when to walk away ...... If you are fighting with your colleagues intellectually,that's ok but not a dirty, scruffy, hopeless illiterate vagabond that cannot stand with you or sit with you one on one on a normal day.most likely, infact I'm sure,the thug will be a street cultist and so if you are not a street cultists,a kidnapper, commercial driver, conductor, pickpocket,jail bird, destitute, prostitute, leave street fight for those categories of people If op don see where these thugs dey gather to beat lastma official even with his uniform wey be say them go tear him uniform,beat am blue black,he won't be thinking of revenge. Recently some time back,there was a video that went viral on social media particularly on Instablog where a thug broke bottle on the head of a police man and his fellow louts were hailing him.those ones are still government officials o who can be protected and the touts fished out and apprehended by virtue of the fact that they experienced job hazards in their line of discharging their duties but you wey no get backing or support from either govt or the streets, you wan go fight If you wan go for revenge, tell your mama Make she go buy you casket And perhaps write your last wishes |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by dangotesmummy: 7:29pm On May 03, 2021 |
zabimaru: |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by dheolexaone(f): 7:29pm On May 03, 2021 |
Pictures or I don't believe |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Beckysexy(f): 7:35pm On May 03, 2021 |
Hammyaladin:What is this one saying? |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by dangotesmummy: 7:46pm On May 03, 2021 |
Shile981:exactly. Nairamarley has said it in his song.he sang Toba fall oti Bleep up, Toba fokup otishaye,kilo kanye,ojoju Aye otunfe Jaye,o lo'n Bleep pelu street,shori street oma Bleep e up,awon girls wonma set e up,awon boys wonma Bleep e up, Toba wa, won mawa e, Toba be won ma be e, Toba GBA won ma GBA e, Toba ja won ma ja e, Bleep that shit...... How many boys wey don die for the streets,how many boys wey don blow for the streets, koleyewon! Thou shall not for Toba for, you're gonna for,wonti Poto,alesa funwon, Toba wa,amashey fun won.koleyewon! ( They're telling you they're battle ready for you and are not going to run away no Matter your number) Iyare kolebe,babare kolebe, egbon rekolebe,iwonikan lolebe,olonfikusere.(This particular verse is referring to people like you.i.e your Papa no fit fight, your mama no fit fight or know anybody, your elder sibling cannot fight,it's only you that can fight and you think you can challenge us.youre flirting with untimely death) Boyalomadele,tabawaelole,amatunleyinlere (what you might likely experience if you go on a revenge mission) This is just an apt summary of what street/thug life is about. if you are not a game boy,no go follow them play game wey you no Sabi because street recognises street. Fight with people at your level wey get value for life and wey be say if you loose you learn and have opportunity to win tomorrow but with street nonentities? You're only wrestling with a pig who will gladly drag you to the mud Nairamarley explained and released some codes that I cannot explain in English because it will remove the direct meaning of what he said He refers to people like you in street lingua as "Omo ASE" In a wrap the koleyewon song is just about the life of street criminality,street gimmicks,street survival for louts and street cultism.op,you certainly don't belong there. |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by kutashi: 7:48pm On May 03, 2021 |
Truvel: If "lord, Av Messi", who will compete with Ronaldo? |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by akanbiaa(m): 7:50pm On May 03, 2021 |
SUPERPACK:
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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by UnimkeAk(m): 7:52pm On May 03, 2021 |
samwriter:In a fight u don't have to be scared to do the needful, gorge out his eyes with a stick, knack 2*3 for him throat nose, ears head or pelvic area |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by palechestnut: 7:56pm On May 03, 2021 |
saintruky: Na rules save AJ for that match. Practical street fight, he go kill AJ But this thread na pure cruise 1 Like |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by samwriter: 8:10pm On May 03, 2021 |
zabimaru:Oga which one be wounded millipede abi wounded Lion and i would fight back like one.may my jazz arrive first |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by dangotesmummy: 8:30pm On May 03, 2021 |
BluntTheApostle:i remember one time I was in Agege buying somethings and a girl was passing by with a guy (whether boyfriend or brother I don't know) and this thug slapped her bum.the guy with her slapped the thug.omo see as fight breakout in the twinkling of an eye, smelling hooligans from nowhere where just coming out ( this happened in the garage o) to join in beating the guy.the next thing is that one of the thugs brought out charm and hit it on him,he got paralyzed immediately like a stroke patient in broad daylight. All the market women began packing their wares scampering for safety because these thugs were just acting like maniacs and scattering everywhere Everybody japa Who knows if the tout was looking for someone to experiment his jazz on that was why he was looking for trouble.this touts are not only psychotic, deranged and violent o, they're also diabolic. If you know this, you will understand why lagosians no dey fight with thugs even though they're the ones that look for trouble These same guys can just go to any market woman's stall and start destroying it unprovoked if these women don't give them whatever they're selling for free or even give them money.theyre bullies that have nothing to loose You know why thugs have so much boldness and impunity to misbehave? As herdsmen and bokoharam are useful vessels in the hands of bubu,Fulani cabals and their Minions so also are thugs in the hands of tinu** 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Orpe7(m): 8:33pm On May 03, 2021 |
Heroic and funny at the same time loool |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by saintruky(m): 8:36pm On May 03, 2021 |
palechestnut: D thug use toolz na make am fit beat dis dude really bad according to am... Blow everywhere swell up Encourage am to go on rematch... @op as u sight d thug, first launch 2 by 2 for him back... B4 he realise himself launch another one for him right shoulder... Then land d 3rd one for him head, but make it a mild it, so u nor go land for kpanti... U hear me so? I dey ur back fully |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Buffalo2(m): 8:40pm On May 03, 2021 |
That's why I carry pepper spray anywhere I go like MTN |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Abeos(m): 8:43pm On May 03, 2021 |
Never fight someone with nothing to lose. This new nairaland font though |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 8:45pm On May 03, 2021 |
vioment:if to say the op dey my area I for train am for free to beat the guy or better still I go help the op beat the guy for small amount of mulla |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 8:48pm On May 03, 2021 |
samwriter:Na woman you get time to reply op the other comments you ignored |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Openifemy: 8:55pm On May 03, 2021 |
A picture of d face or I don't bilivit |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by poporinwa: 8:59pm On May 03, 2021 |
Fight back with this style.....buy a bottle of coke plastic one,drink the mineral and buy 1 litre of fuel,pour it inside the bottle,use a small nail to puncture the cover then buy N20 matches or lighter....nwanne you have a big weapon of mass destruction. Put the bottle at your back pocket and the matches at your front shirt pocket....then go for war. Challenge him...once he makes any move flush his body with your weapon.....try bringing out your matches and he will flee in 300 ways. |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by BluntTheApostle(m): 9:05pm On May 03, 2021 |
dangotesmummy: Honestly, the way those thugs mobilize in seconds, a wise man will understand that fighting a thug is a suicide mission. To live long, one must learn to pick one's fight wisely. Someone who can break bottles on his own head will do worse to the head of his opponent. It is wise to avoid joining issues with thugs. A whole riot can happen from just tapping the chest of a thug. I am talking about riots that will claim lives and destroy properties. 1 Like |
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by mrpackager(m): 9:21pm On May 03, 2021 |
Pics or Adonbilivit |
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