Ishilove! Nice meeting here...

question is, you attend MFM right? [quote]

one can see it from your posts... Are you always proud about attending MFM or what exactly attracts you to the church

I'd like to know what you studied because your skills are out of this world... like in the University

Magnoliaa:
- ideal date (setting)?

- your kind of guy?

- if you had one day left to live, what would you do?

- nl crush?

- if there's an ailment or disability or disease, etc., you could help cure, what would it be and why?

CHOOSE one:

- cardi b/nicki minaj/megan thee stallion- NONE. Like my mum will say, "they are too rough. They are living a rough life".

- one night stand/do a strip tease- Strip tease

- skydiving/rock climbing- Skydiving. I used to be an adrenaline junkie, but responsibilities reformatted my brain, but sometimes I just want to do something really spontaneous and crazy.

- be lost in a desert/jungle (why your preference?)- I'd rather be lost in CBN's bank vault

- share a most [something] day

Ishilove:

Year 1, undergrad. I was forming sisi eko and refused to wear my medicated glasses. I was invited to an end of the year Chrismas carol at Erastus Akingbola hall (I think. I forget the name of the hall. It's in the middle of campus). I left my glasses in my hand bag and was cat walking down the stairs in the middle of the auditorium, squinting like a mole in the semi-darkness when I missed a step and bounced like a table tennis ball down the stairs before finally settling down at the bottom in an ungainly heap.

Everyone stopped chatting to stare (the hall was FULL), before somebody realised I was a damsel in distress. A nice young man lifted me up, helped to straighten my disheveled clothes before leading me to a seat. Shamefacedly, I sank my aching bum in and resolutely ignored the whispered ''sorry'' people sent my way.

After the program ended, I fell down noisily outside the auditorium. Thankfully the people there weren't many yet but because my bag with my glass case inside hit the ground, it attracted attention. Oh, I blush at the memory.

It was my sister who I had been keeping malice with for over two weeks that lifted me up from where I lay, stunned senseless, and asked "Ishi, why didn't you wear your glasses??"

Why, indeed.

How about when i attended lecture at the hall behind adjacent the main Library? I forgot the back of the seat was not screwed in properly, leaned back and fell in between the rows of seats, with my two legs sticking straight up. It was uber embarrassing because I was stuck and lecture had to be interrupted so that some hefty guys could extricate me. I was wedged in-between the rows, you see.

*sigh

Conner44:
these people asking all these questions, na person biography una wan write ni? instead of you to ask relevant questions concerning her views on current affairs of the country or world so others can assess her mental capacity. na wah oh

isioma you are not be igbo so how would you and your commnity cope if by chance nigeria divides and you guys are the only igbo speaking community left in oduduwa republic?

Ishilove:

Hmmmm...Holding hands, walking side by side and gisting by the beach side or in garden. Nature will always be my first choice for a date. You know, a setting akin to one those depicted in your beautiful, ethereal photographs.

Hmmmm. Very nice and simple. You don't want something elaborate or fancy. They could be very a good source for rapport and connection, especially with someone into things like that too. Natural settings I mean.

Humorous, romantic, generous, heavenly daddy believing and sensible.

Call everyone I have ever loved and meant something to me to say goodbye.

Awwn.

None. I have outgrown my serial crushing phase.

Okay share one you had from the past, if you want to.

Polio, and that is because I am daily confronted by people afflicted with the disease. It's so disturbing.

I see you have an adventurous and wild spirit in you. Except for part where you don't like any of the female rappers. Mmkay.

Your most embarrassing moments. God. I couldn't stop laughing while feeling bad for doing so. I have read that one about you getting wedged in between seats with your legs sticking up. Didn't know you've had one too many of those falls lol. I can imagine how embarrassing. Thanks for sharing anyway.

So, just two more questions: I just found out your name is Isioma (beautiful, by the way ). What does it mean? And if you could be of another race in the world, which would it be?

Magnoliaa:


Would I, by any chance, be among "those people?" And who is your faceless self hiding behind a moniker to tell others what they can ask or not? Pseudo-intelligentsia. Oduduwa and Nigeria division ko. Abyssinia and seceded Eritrea ni. Who stopped you from asking your own "mental assessment" questions? Yeye.

Magnoliaa:


Hmmmm. Very nice and simple. You don't want something elaborate or fancy. They could be very a good source for rapport and connection, especially with someone into things like that too. Natural settings I mean.

It is always nature for me. With nature I can connect to the vibrations that animate creation.

Still pretty standard. And nothing specific. That means looks come secondary for you, then?

Looks have never meant much to me. Be as fine as Ramsey or as muscular as Stallone, it is the sense you have in your medulla oblongata that will impress me more than your looks that will fade with time.

Okay share one you had from the past, if you want to.

I'd rather not for obvious reasons

I see you have an adventurous and wild spirit in you. Except for part where you don't like any of the female rappers. Mmkay.

Oh, I do, but life...happens. I don't fancy the female rappers because they represent part of what is wrong with our society, especially Nicki. They are telling impressionable youths by their actions that it is okay to be fake

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Your most embarrassing moments. God. I couldn't stop laughing while feeling bad for doing so. I have read that one about you getting wedged in between seats with your legs sticking up. Didn't know you've had one too many of those falls lol. I can imagine how embarrassing. Thanks for sharing anyway.

You're welcome. Unfortunately nowadays I can no longer afford the luxury of taking them off. I need them to function

So, just two more questions: I just found out your name is Isioma (beautiful, by the way ). What does it mean? And if you could be of another race in the world, which would it be?

ShadowCracker:

I could have bet my left balls that you are a Yoruba girl .

Ishilove:
Born and raised in Lasgidi

Conner44:


lol. i didn't mention you but of course your brain signalled that you're one of those i spoke of. why will you be having crushes on a faceless forum at your age? speaking of love, romace, cardi-b? lol. teenagers

Elemiesu:
Is naptu2 your husband?

Ishilove:

Perhaps we should ask him

Naptu2 dearest, are we husband and wife?

AHCB:
More like Dr. Who and Sarah Jane Smith.

Ishilove:

That level!!!

Naptu2, the intrepid time explorer Lord with his trusted side kick, Ishilove

AHCB:
You can say that again. Lol.

Ishilove:

Perhaps we should ask him

Naptu2 dearest, are we husband and wife?

sageb:

methinks that J111333 is the chosen husband and naptu2 is your bestie. he will be the groomsman
pocohantas will be the chief Bridesmaid

Ishilove:

J111333, aka Jeffrey junior is not anybody's chosen husband. He announced on NTA that he has gotten married to a sex doll baby.