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Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by KorrectGospelTV(m): 7:06pm On May 28, 2021 |
On the wedding night, Bro. Bobo and Sister Baby retire to their room. Bobo: Sweetheart, we need to start everything with prayer. Baby: No problem, prayer is the master key Bobo: I am glad I married a spiritual person. Father in the name of Jesus.. ( Bobo keeps praying for hours until they fall asleep. Sis. Baby is not pleased but she bears it. The next day, they return from fellowship in the late afternoon. It is night again. ) Bobo: Sweetheart, we must pray o. All the enemies that want to hinder our progress must be put to shame. Baby: ( hiding her displeasure) Okay. ( They pray till they fall asleep) (It is day three. They spend most of the day shopping. It is night again) Bobo: Honey, we must fight serious battles in prayer tonight. ( He barely ends talking before Sis Baby screams) Baby: Stop eeeeet! I say stop eeet! Tonight, you must give me what I have been waiting for. I: Biko, what has she been waiting for?� Why would a newly married man be like this? 1 Like |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by Aboks(m): 7:10pm On May 28, 2021 |
She is waiting for the bobo's banana
Lol |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by blackboy(m): 7:33pm On May 28, 2021 |
He is hiding something. 4 Likes |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by Godada(m): 8:35pm On May 28, 2021 |
This sounds far-fetched 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by Nobody: 10:51pm On May 28, 2021 |
Baba is impotent. 1 Like |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by EverythingFit: 12:36am On May 29, 2021 |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by Nobody: 9:54am On May 29, 2021 |
That we are born again doesn't mean we are morons. Sister, after the prayers, if bro turns to face the wall, lie on him with your full fleshy body and do great things to his body. That spirit of stiffness will leave him by fire by force. Take it by force! Hes your husband. You have every right over him One can not come and Jones in her husbands house after years of celibacy and keeping oneself chaste. 3 Likes |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by Nobody: 9:56am On May 29, 2021 |
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Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by Ginaz(f): 10:19am On May 29, 2021 |
This is so funny |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by Cholls(m): 11:06am On May 29, 2021 |
Ginaz:my sister which one |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by Casham: 3:16pm On May 29, 2021 |
Hahahaha! Lets fight the 'serious' battle naked in bed! Mad pipa e'rwhere! |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by Jazzman01: 3:40pm On May 29, 2021 |
KorrectGospelTV: I believe this is a joke. But the real thing usually happens with ladies. I have seen real life instances of the ladies giving series of excuses to avoid sex even with their newly married husband. |
Re: Why Would A Newly Married Man Be Like This? by McStoic(m): 7:02pm On May 29, 2021 |
KorrectGospelTV: But I thought it's only men that love sex, do women also love sex?? Someone should please clarify me. I am confused ooo. |
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