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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Kriss216: 8:40pm On Jul 12, 2021
Munzy14:

In summary ya wu nu na I tara ya?...cheesy
You don spoil o. cheesy


Beg me else I'll tag mariah now.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Jefferyhi86(m): 8:40pm On Jul 12, 2021
Feel at home na so she leave used sanitary pad for my bathroom undecided

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Gnosticstudent(m): 8:41pm On Jul 12, 2021
pocohantas:


Please where is she supposed to spread her panties? In your sitting room?

If you guys changed your boxers everyday, I am sure you would understand that they would be spread somewhere and it has nothing to do with marking territory. She has to spread them out to dry!!!

Lol.. it ain't a matter of where she for spread am na, I am sure you know what he meant..

It's cos he give am passcode then she feel she can do anything without having the courtesy and modesty of asking..

E no good na.. feel at home no mean, lose your sense and manners..

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by ModelLook(m): 8:41pm On Jul 12, 2021
Those days in school.
Guy come your room.
Him: I like ur room. It's neat.
Me: Stop it jor... Feel at home.

Next thing, Baba remove shirt and trouser drop one side. Na only boxer remain. Baba no gree comot.

Long story cut short, Baba become my roomate for 1 yearangry

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by ekitimanalways(m): 8:43pm On Jul 12, 2021
starbuck:
I went to my cousin's house sometimes ago and as it was, I felt relaxed because she was my paddy..

Time come make i go take my bath, I locked the bedroom door, enter toilet, locked the door too only for me to notice that the toilet handle was bad, I stayed in the toilet for 15 minutes plus trying to know if I could could fix it to come out, even i was sweating profusely join grin grin

Meanwhile, my cousin and her husband wasn't aware what was going on because the house is massive and you can rarely hear anyone call out your name, window toilet was locked from outside. Honestly, as I no die that night, nothing can kill me again grin grin, it was getting to 2 hours plus and that was when they knew something wasn't alright with me, they knocked on the door and noticed it was locked, that was when I shouted from the toilet that I have been locked..
Husband man was like na so I dey do for my house locking everywhere, that I must definitely sleep in the toilet that nightv grin grin because there was no carpenter available that night, they managed to get a ladder to unlock the toilet window before my cousin went over to a neighbor to get some carpentery tools which was handed over to me through the window..

I perfected my carpentery work that night before I was freed, they still taunt me with it today whether na like this i take dey feel at home
grin
Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by pocohantas(f): 8:43pm On Jul 12, 2021
chatinent:


That's a trivial issue sha.

No girl spreads such outside fa.

I actually spread it at my balcony, the hidden one, because I love my panties sun-dried. But if I am out, I am sure that would freak you out, so the next place is the bathroom. Every other day I see some guys complain about it and I wonder if the panties should be stuffed in their mouths instead.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by FRANKOSKI(m): 8:44pm On Jul 12, 2021
MY GUY'S BABE LEFT THE VISITORS ROOM COME WAKE ME UP WITH Mouth Action (HE WAS DRUNK) I REJECTED & ACCEPTED . IT'S THE BIGGEST SECRET I HARBOR.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by cayorday89(m): 8:44pm On Jul 12, 2021
SimplyFacts:
Feel at home, he left WC & urinated on bathroom floor undecided
Very annoying, na the real feel at home be this, he acted like he is in his home, had this experience when two ladies that hawk them that my mum patronised wanted to urinate and they did it on the floor inside toilet, another was an early morning preacher who was pressed begged my mum to use the toilet, he was directed to the visitor's toilet and this man messed it up with poo, very disgusting preacher...

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Reelmii: 8:46pm On Jul 12, 2021
Themainboy22:
Feel at home feel at home, babe decided to spend the night. Called the next day to inform me that she forgot some of her clothes (pant and bra) in my room, Told her to come around 4PM to pick it. I came back from work, waited for the babe but nowhere to be found. I decided to sleep not until around 10PM, I heard a knock on the door, went to open it, behold it was this babe with a bag full of clothes and I was like which kind wahala be this. Long story short, She spent the night again, refused to go and started pretending peforming some wife duties. I was pissed because I wanted to hit and run. It took alot of advise and counselling from family and friends, to finally came up with a good tactics to evict her after three weeks.
three weeks of free pvssy
Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by pocohantas(f): 8:46pm On Jul 12, 2021
Gnosticstudent:


Lol.. it ain't a matter of where she for spread am na, I am sure you know what he meant..

It's cos he give am passcode then she feel she can do anything without having the courtesy and modesty of asking..

E no good na.. feel at home no mean, lose your sense and manners..

So she should ask him where to spread her panties?

Hey Gnosticstudent, ((holding red pant up))
Where should I spread them?


For real? Is that not one of those questions that deserve a sarcastic answer like, “SPREAD IT ON MY HEAD”.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by SonofGod231: 8:48pm On Jul 12, 2021
lazkizz:
She kill my dog
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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by cayorday89(m): 8:48pm On Jul 12, 2021
pocohantas:


I actually spread it at my balcony, the hidden one, because I love my panties sun-dried. But if I am out, I am sure that would freak you out, so the next place is the bathroom. Every other day I see some guys complain about it and I wonder if the panties should be stuffed in their mouths instead.
LOL, I have three sisters, so things like this don't baffle me, some people are not just use to it, the only surprising thing about it is, the same yansh and pussy that is dressed by this disgusting pant as most guys will have it is the same yansh and pussy they hold raw,finger, enter and probably lick in some cases, and I wonder which is more gross...

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Reelmii: 8:52pm On Jul 12, 2021
Rilley:
That's how I told her to feel at home and she stole my $300 dollars, I caught her red handed and she was very embarrassed, fine girl they steal.
na them dey steal pass
Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by pocohantas(f): 8:52pm On Jul 12, 2021
cayorday89:

LOL, I have three sisters, so things like this don't baffle me, some people are not just use to it, the only surprising thing about it is, the same yansh and pussy that is dressed by this disgusting pant as most guys will have it is the same yansh and pussy they hold raw,finger, enter and probably lick in some cases, and I wonder which is more gross...

Every time we spread our pant for bathroom. If we no wash the pant, them go still complain say the toto no fresh, e no clean, e too smell.

Ahnahn! The fcking pant has to be washed and it has to be spread somewhere.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by chatinent: 8:52pm On Jul 12, 2021
pocohantas:


I actually spread it at my balcony, the hidden one, because I love my panties sun-dried. But if I am out, I am sure that would freak you out, so the next place is the bathroom. Every other day I see some guys complain about it and I wonder if the panties should be stuffed in their mouths instead.

Don't mind them.

I see it as a trivial issue.

Besides, apart from living in houses with balconies or stories, you'll hardly see people spread their undies out.


But some of we local dudes do.

I also prefer sun-drying. It seems cleaner. The cold-drying fit give person itches.

Perhaps, my sisters, niece, and cousin sisters who visit do those. It isn't a bad omen.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jul 12, 2021
cayorday89:

Very annoying, na the real feel at home be this, he acted like he is in his home, had this experience when two ladies that hawk them that my mum patronised wanted to urinate and they did it on the floor inside toilet, another was an early morning preacher who was pressed begged my mum to use the toilet, he was directed to the visitor's toilet and this man messed it up with poo, very disgusting preacher...

Imagine! Very annoying thing angry
Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Dreadlock69(m): 8:53pm On Jul 12, 2021
Feel at home feel at home

Naso me no come understand maybe my friend and my daddy they pay house rent together

Him go just come back from God knows well dey open my mama pot anyhow

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by chatinent: 8:54pm On Jul 12, 2021
But it's annoying when people urinate on my bathroom floor or on the sitting plate of my WC.

Anger runs in me immediately.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by NgoziLovelyn(f): 8:55pm On Jul 12, 2021
Does it mean my life is so boring. No one has asked me sit at home.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jul 12, 2021
I don't tell people feel at home.

After 2 weeks, she colonized the remote controls and wanted to start misbehaving. I had to tell her not to fvck with me. Kicked her out the 4th week. She called last time asking while I don't call her...told her I misplaced my phone.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by pocohantas(f): 9:00pm On Jul 12, 2021
chatinent:


Don't mind them.

I see it as a trivial issue.

Besides, apart from living in houses with balconies or stories, you'll hardly see people spread their undies out.


Buy some of we local dudes do.

I also prefer sun-drying. It seems cleaner. The cold-drying feel give person itches.

Lol. Say what? Growing up we had neighbours that spread their panties outside! cheesy

The good thing about spreading panties outside is that you will pay good attention to your panties. You must change them regularly and buy fine ones. lipsrsealed

Yea, clothes that dried that way itches my skin. What I do is to put them in a room, close all the windows and turn on the AC. Works for me.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Dogasas: 9:01pm On Jul 12, 2021
pocohantas:


Please where is she supposed to spread her panties? In your sitting room?

If you guys changed your boxers everyday, I am sure you would understand that they would be spread somewhere and it has nothing to do with marking territory. She has to spread them out to dry!!!

I don’t understand you blokes always complaining of a woman spreading her panties. Is something wrong with you guys up there? Should she package dirty panties in her box and travel back to base?
Madam keep quiet there. If this is how you go to different guys houses and be spreading your national flag anyhow for their bathroom then please change. Put the dirty thing inside your bag and go back to where you came from.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by chatinent: 9:02pm On Jul 12, 2021
NgoziLovelyn:
Does it mean my life is so boring. No one has asked me sit at home.

But Federal Government did.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by pocohantas(f): 9:03pm On Jul 12, 2021
Dogasas:

Madam keep quiet there. If this is how you go to different guys houses and be spreading your national flag anyhow for their bathroom then please change. Put the dirty thing inside your bag and go back to where you came from.

You are a dirty person. So you will keep piling dirty pants inside your bag? Haba! You must be a very dirty someone o.

I hope you shave well and use deodorants?

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Gnosticstudent(m): 9:03pm On Jul 12, 2021
pocohantas:


So she should ask him where to spread her panties?

Hey Gnosticstudent, ((holding red pant up))
Where should I spread them?


For real? Is that not one of those questions that deserve a sarcastic answer like, “SPREAD IT ON MY HEAD”.


LMAO..yeah.. I understand your POV..
But, despite wherever kind of response, asking still, is good manners..
Besides it's his damn crib and he may have uncompromising dos as don't..

Plus to avoid the feeling of being embarrassed by your host.
Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by chatinent: 9:03pm On Jul 12, 2021
pocohantas:


Lol. Say what? Growing up we has neighbours that spread their panties outside! cheesy

The good thing about spreading panties outside is that you will pay good attention to your panties. You must change them regularly and buy fine ones. lipsrsealed

Yea, clothes that dried that way itches my skin. What I do is to put them in a room, close all the windows and turn on the AC. Works for me.

Chuckles...
Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by bigcee(m): 9:04pm On Jul 12, 2021
pocohantas:


I actually spread it at my balcony, the hidden one, because I love my panties sun-dried. But if I am out, I am sure that would freak you out, so the next place is the bathroom. Every other day I see some guys complain about it and I wonder if the panties should be stuffed in their mouths instead.
Pls come and spread it on my head.

Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by mariahAngel(f): 9:04pm On Jul 12, 2021
cayorday89:

LOL, I have three sisters, so things like this don't baffle me, some people are not just use to it, the only surprising thing about it is, the same yansh and pussy that is dressed by this disgusting pant as most guys will have it is the same yansh and pussy they hold raw,finger, enter and probably lick in some cases, and I wonder which is more gross...
lipsrsealed

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by SonofGod231: 9:05pm On Jul 12, 2021
I remember,My female bestie(A Young Virgin NYSC Babe) We never dated but We were so close came to my place to watch a movie,it was a long one so I went out and left her to watch her movie only to return hours later to see heavy blood stains every where. My bed spread,my towel,the floor,and She don even finish my remaining tissue paper. The most annoying of all na my boxers she wear dey explain how her Period take rush come. That was the last time she ever stayed that long at my place. she want wait for her pant to dry before she fit go but I just dash her the boxers make she take move

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by pocohantas(f): 9:06pm On Jul 12, 2021
Gnosticstudent:


LMAO..yeah.. I understand your POV..
But, despite wherever kind of response, asking still, is good manners..
Besides it's his damn crib and he may have uncompromising dos as don't..

Plus to avoid the feeling of being embarrassed by your host.



A grown man who is hosting a lady should know that she would wear panties and she would remove them and she would wash them.

In fact, you should be alarmed if you are not seeing them spread out. It means somewhere in your house, dirty panties are stuffed inside one nylon in a corner of the wardrobe or her box.

He is hosting woman all to FORNICATE, so he can’t even obey God’s dos and don'ts. Sorry, his wouldn’t be obeyed either.

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Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by chatinent: 9:07pm On Jul 12, 2021
Munzy14:

grin

You sure say that singlet deh clean before she use am?

Lols.

Chokest!
Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by mariahAngel(f): 9:09pm On Jul 12, 2021
chatinent:


But Federal Government did.
grin
Ok. You gat jokes! grin

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