Karleb:



...and that Dano is now #50. Nigeria has a way of spoiling the mood sha.

For real man...

Lonelypacifist6:
What about the odor? Sun dried is the best, If you can't dry the undies in the sun it's better you Iron it to kill odour causing bacteria.

I don’t know what odor you are taking about. During rainy season, clothes dry cold and I use the AC to air-dry them. Never had any issues with that, let alone bacteria.

SimplyFacts:
Feel at home, he left WC & urinated on bathroom floor

That thing can piss me off ehn... And they won't use water and detergent to flush the urine... It would now be smelling

Kriss216:

Na so dem dey mumu na.


No be Nigerian girls again

Bros e sure me die say that chap no fine. Na fugly gals dey like show their selves anyhow.
Them dey find meat for soup crayfish dey raise hand

Munzy14:

Easy o....na person daughter o, maka you no damage local government di babe...


Ta fo kwara nke di ya ga ata o...

Bro, if local government wan damage make e damage.


Nwanyi wu nwanyi oha. The husband kwesiri ime understand

FRANKOSKI:
HMMM SOMEONE MADE ME TO GO LOOK FOR PAD AT MIDNIGHT... NO BE EVEN MY BABE OO BUT MY BABE FOLLOW GO THE PAD HUNTING >last last,na my new singlet she use hold the flows till day break .... CHAII

Na double wahala be dis na.....

mariahAngel:


LWKM! Hahahahahahahahaha

E pain you die!

Yes na, I was very angry that day but controlled my anger because that was my first time of seeing her physically...Na phone calls/chats I take dey reason with her unto inlaw things before I eventually see her live. First impression matters alot.

But I don't want open place..

chatinent:


All right, come feel at home with me at an open place ..

vickydankal:
I and my husband had long stop the use of "feel at home" in our house. The last time we did, a church member lived with us for 2 years and 8 months. In fact he left because we paid for a self con apartment for him and he kept coming for Weekends until my husband told him off. The man can finish 3 cups of garri at 8pm dinner and still go out boil 3 packs of noodles by 10pm
It seems that word is meant for the Rich guests

He's a glutton & greedy person because there's enough food in the house he would want to finish it

Oyindidi:
Aka gum

Is that how you go to people's houses to dish food? Long throat wey una take dey chop winch so

adg98:
I once accommodated a freesher during my school days. One of my male coursemate pleaded with me to accommodate her as she the girl she ought to stay with ghosted her and was refusing her calls.
The plan was for she to stay with me for one week. During the first week babe destroyed my headset and torch light.
By the third week my chair and earpiece broken by her too
The second day of her stay she ate my conflex and milk without my permission.
Like we didn't knew each other before I kept my cool. Babe was so stingy with money aka gum

One week turn to one month with style she wanted to become my roommate I had to discard in a coded way

It's corn flakes dear. Called it same when i was much younger

darealbabe:
You acted wisely.That kind of person would have wrecked you if you allowed him.

He is my real gee, and I have known him and his attitudes especially on spending money, I have him benefit of doubt he failed and I told him, so I stayed through to my words the next time, we were still very much cool until life happens through hustle after grad...

Kriss216:

Bro, if local government wan damage make e damage.


Nwanyi wu nwanyi oha. The husband kwesiri ime understand

As per ripe palmnuts...

Seem person daughter don turn refugee in your house

KORLAR:


Bros, mind sharing the tactics?

pocohantas:


Let’s just agree our environments are different. Guest toilets are there for a reason.

Yes, panties are equal in size to a sponge. They are made with lace or cotton, not fur.



I am beginning to think so. How many people wan share this kind toilet.

Guys will spend all their time trying to get a woman's attention and then complain she's getting too comfortable.

Blame PNC

chiiraq802:
My exact words then in Skool.

Babe feel free oooo, its my room.

Naso Ogechi carri remote change my live Euro 2016 final match(France vs Portugal) to Zee world.

Anyways shaaa, she paid dearly that night for making me miss that Eder 25 yard long shot.

werey boy lol

How,with what?

NgoziLovelyn:
But I don't want open place..

Lols.

shopnimini:


Guys will spend all their time trying to get a woman's attention and then complain she's getting too comfortable.

Blame PNC

Lol, it is sure post-nut-clarity. Dude has come to his senses and suddenly doesn’t want to see the same pant he took off being dried.

Nonexisting:
All these oloshos be forming woke. Claiming they use AC to dry pants in rainy season for this our Naija, cold no dey catch them? Madam go do pap smear to check whether bacteria don finish your uterus as you no dey dry pants for sun and you no dey iron them when you dry am finish for your "AC".

It is honestly not my fault that you are too embittered to read. Ordinary mention of AC is getting you worked up. How much is AC? I stated it clearly that I sundry my panties, that is the standard for me. However, in the rainy season, I airdry my clothes because they dry cold outside. Clothes not panties.

It is your mother that should go for pap smear because I am sure she doesn’t iron her panties everyday. Probably doesn’t own an iron. Full!

feel at home , next thing I hear the geh dey call e frnds dey laff say I dey pose with house wey no be my own

Nonexisting:
Struck a nerve there, did I? I don't need any pussy odor around me now so park for corner mek I see road.

What is the correlation between the screenshot and the fact that it is your mum that needs pap smear. Does she iron her panties everyday? Then recommend it for her, not me.

Pusy odor indeed. Time you should use to focus on the women around you, you are having cardiac arrest over mention of AC. Lil wonder some pussy ran off with your life savings. A fool and his money would be parted.

I have your time today, touch another nerve, make I touch your own too.

Nonexisting:
My mother is too old old for a pap smear, you dummy. I gave you a simple advice and you are here insulting my mother as if your husband's deadbeat dick can make you a mother. Mrs. Adulteress, free me.

She can never be too old for it. Abi she dey iron her pant? You couldn’t buy her iron na. Foolish son that rather give his money to same gender he despises. It is better to be childless than have a son so stoopid.

Free you ke? Because I have been ignoring you and your fellow cretins, you think you are immune to some sense-spanking. No, come let’s touch nerves.

When it comes to issues like staying in someone's house my 3 younger ones are not ashamed when it comes to bedwetting.anyways na insult and slap dey cure dem small small.

Nonexisting:
Madam that puts on imaginary AC to dry pants during rainy season is calling someone foolish. I wonder if you even have ordinary fan. Lying madam adulteress. I have AC in my house but I will be a foolish man to use it and dry my boxers in rainy season when electric fan can do the job better and faster and still will not impact so much on my nepa prepaid meter. Carry your dense oozing pussy comot mek we see road. Don't go and spread your pants in your face me I slap you compound, be here claiming Lekki phase 1 to Lekki phase 200. Very soon you will start claiming you live inside Aso rock. Expired evening newspaper.

Young man, if you come online to insult me, I would insult your mother. I won’t help you place yours on any high pedestal. Apart from you saying her pussy doesn’t smell, there is no evidence it doesn’t. You haven’t been close to her pussy since she gave birth to you, just as you haven’t been close to mine at any point in your miserable life.

I just need you to know the limit to your madness. No part of my post said I wash and spread clothes inside a room, my posts are still there. If you like, use hand fan, that is your problem. Bragging with prepaid meter when some houses have disconnected from national grid and are fully running solar in 2021. You think your “impact-on-units” problem is my problem?

If you really want us to do this, reply this post again and l will go all out. You won’t be the first.

Hotspotbro:
When it comes to issues like staying in someone's house my 3 younger ones are not ashamed when it comes to bedwetting.anyways na insult and slap dey cure dem small small.

I doubt they do it intentionally na...

Nonexisting:
Go all out with who? Me? See this one overrating her miserable self. Madam adulteress, park for corner and take my advice seriously. I have a project to inspect now so go and continue praying to see if your husband's dead gbola will rise again and stop hopping from one outside gbola to another. Bye

Oh, you are running now? I guess when you drew first blood you thought I would ignore you as usual. Does your mother know that while she was suffering in Ogbete market, you gave all your savings to a lady? I bet she would wish your father’s gbola was dead and she didn’t have to birth you.

Don’t bye anything.

pocohantas:


Young man, if you come online to insult me, I would insult your mother. I won’t help you place yours on any high pedestal. Apart from you saying her pussy doesn’t smell, there is no evidence it doesn’t. You haven’t been close to her pussy since she gave birth to you, just as you haven’t been close to mine at any point in your miserable life.

I just need you to know the limit to your madness. No part of my post said I wash and spread clothes inside a room, my posts are still there. If you like, use hand fan, that is your problem. Bragging with prepaid meter when some houses have disconnected from national grid and are fully running solar in 2021. You think your “impact-on-units” problem is my problem?

If you really want us to do this, reply this post again and l will go all out. You won’t be the first.

It has been quite a while since I saw you in this mode. The moniker you quoted is notorious for being insulting.