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See How To Avoid Killer Command During Sex And Stay Alive by Antoeni(m): 4:12pm On Jul 24, 2021 |
HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX ( *Advice* *To* *Men*& *Women* ) Please beware of these killer commands. Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them! 1. Harder! Harder!! 2. Jack it man! 3. Hit it deep! 4. Faster! Faster!! 5. Don't stop! 6. I'm your palliative, loot me! 7. Shift my womb! 8. It's your own, scatter it! You see eh, women's work is *ALWAYS* Work-in-Progress. You can't finish it. *Somebody* did it to the point you met it. Don't try to be a *HERO* bro. In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work. A word is enough for the wise. Remember, the *PESTLE* damages faster than the *MORTAR* . 5 Likes
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Re: See How To Avoid Killer Command During Sex And Stay Alive by Antoeni(m): 4:15pm On Jul 24, 2021 |
Jamaican man was making love with his wife for the 1st time.He suddenly screamed"jah bless"and ran out of the room & poured water on his wife's private parts .The frightened wife shouted "watagwan "what you rasta man do that 4? The man answered ,Bomboclat woman this thing too sweet me gwan dilute it , remember me diabetic.sweet things nah good for mi Rastaman 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: See How To Avoid Killer Command During Sex And Stay Alive by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:21pm On Jul 24, 2021 |
below is the only way to treat the toto of a babe who says "shift my womb": [img]https://media1./images/06c2ec3b2fcc06899c4b95ae38fd9ce2/tenor.gif?itemid=15435775[/img] 3 Likes |
Re: See How To Avoid Killer Command During Sex And Stay Alive by Raggy(m): 4:36pm On Jul 24, 2021 |
True, but very funny. Op U wan use laugh kee Son of Man. 1 Like |
Re: See How To Avoid Killer Command During Sex And Stay Alive by gentleibraheem(m): 5:01pm On Jul 24, 2021 |
Antoeni: What is this for Gods sake 1 Like |
Re: See How To Avoid Killer Command During Sex And Stay Alive by doubleZ88(m): 6:52pm On Jul 24, 2021 |
dis one don give those two minutes niggas hope and joy dis weekend 1 Like |
Re: See How To Avoid Killer Command During Sex And Stay Alive by Positiveme2020: 3:57pm On Aug 19, 2021 |
Antoeni: I just came across this post today, even though its since June, I must say it's a very good advice . Thanks. 1 Like |
Re: See How To Avoid Killer Command During Sex And Stay Alive by Cerebellum: 4:17pm On Aug 19, 2021 |
MrBrownJay1: You no too well,walai |
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