Mine: I knew all along the girl was all Greeks bearing gifts. I was tired of playing games with her in return. I initiated the breakup. Now this didn't hurt me a bit cos I did it.

There was another one I dated. She walked up to me after chatting with my second number (the rich guy), and said the words. I was like, me wey don break up with you since last two years for my mind?

I had also dated a very beautiful lady. I remember we had a misunderstanding where she was wrong and wouldn't admit it. How dare you sit on a guy's laps in a poolside! and she was like.. “I cannot continue this relationship if you don't trust me.”

Lol. I said it's all right. She was so amazed and left. if I no finish four fufu that night, na five. Enough joy.


There were others during my school days, before I decided to give Ceasar’s thing to sb else since Ceasar no wan collect am.


I don't get all that melancholic during breakups. I move on that very moment. I know my value.


So ladies and gentlemen, what was that crazy thing you did? Did you shed tears begging, or contemplated suicide?

Let's discuss...

Just lock up

I bought soft drinks for my siblings.
Babe was a leech and a dominant one at that. They were just asking if I won a bet or something, I just smiled and told them, she is gone, omo see jubilation

1 ... Make money
2 ... Make more money
3 ... As in MMM

chatinent:
Mine: I knew all along the girl was all Greeks bearing gifts. I was tired of playing games with her in return. I initiated the breakup. Now this didn't hurt me a bit cos I did it.

There was another one I dated. She walked up to me after chatting with my second number (the rich guy), and said the words. I was like, me wey don break up with you since last two years for my mind?

I had also dated a very beautiful lady. I remember we had a misunderstanding where she was wrong and wouldn't admit it. How dare you sit on a guy's laps in a poolside! and she was like.. “I cannot continue this relationship if you don't trust me.”

Lol. I said it's all right. She was so amazed and left. if I no finish four fufu that night, na five. Enough joy.


There were others during my school days, before I decided to give Ceasar’s thing to sb else since Ceasar no wan collect am.


I don't get all that melancholic during breakups. I move on that very moment. I know my value.


So ladies and gentlemen, what was that crazy thing you did? Did you shed tears begging, or contemplated suicide?

Let's discuss...

So you've been a bad boy disguising I have catch you

Rozcol:
So you've been a bad boy disguising I have catch you

Put simply, everyone has his/her old handicaps. But that was long ago, I am an upright man.

dannyrhymes600:
I bought soft drinks for my siblings.
Babe was a leech and a dominant one at that. They were just asking if I won a bet or something, I just smiled and told them, she is gone, omo see jubilation

Bro, sth is doing me to send you airtime for this good news.

Magnoliaa:
Jumped inside a lagoon.

If I were there, me and that person wey wan rescue you go get problem. What nonsense, is it his suicide?

No much crazy thing tho. Na that period I dey chop food pass

I started dating one small girl like that since February, she said no sex, then last month I realized I enjoy my own company than be in a relationship without sex. So she was playing with my beard, I warned her but she was still doing it. I got angry and sent her away, she broke up with me that night and I was genuinely happy.

My only problem now is my ex that said we can have sex but she doesn't want kissing because it reminds her of how she was abused, I can't have sex without kissing.

I started crying in her presence and began hitting the wall, I asked her if she wanted to kill me, then she was begging me not to do anything funny, I was actually choking to death in her presence, she was saying she wanted to go home and I obliged.

Omo when I confirmed she was on her way home, See joy that night, me and my guys celebrated with drinks till 12am that day.

Nor go kill yourself oh my guy. Bleep love and choose loyalty anytime, anyday and if she's not loyal, then she's a bitch, just let her go, infact don't think twice.
Act like a fool around them and they would think they are wise, it has always worked for me.
I really loved the drama I acted that day, I just want her to say the break-up words first because these women are very evil, they can destroy your life for no good reason.

I am forever Thankful to God for revealing to me after series of prayers how useless she was.

I was on the verge of committing suicide before my brain reset back to normal. It was a painful experience because she was my first love.

Never had a Breakup (Coz definitely, I'm not a Relationship type) I just Flirt with Ladies, No strings and Emotions Attached!

So, I'll just sit and wait for Elders

Took my yahoo business serious,steady cashout and I begin chop goat meat like say tomorrow no dey,now me and my account balance don fat.

dannyrhymes600:
I bought soft drinks for my siblings.
Babe was a leech and a dominant one at that. They were just asking if I won a bet or something, I just smiled and told them, she is gone, omo see jubilation

dem follow you celebrate too

Cried and cried and wanted to drink sniper but remembered dem no born me join anyone and there are still fishes in the sea jarey

i too love the girl,the breakup really touch me,8 months now i still dy grief and she no gree make up...
the pain still dy...

I have aready planned breaking up with her now. i am just preparing it and trying to kill all the emotions. as the economy hard reach, i will spend close to 40k for our feeding monthly, then other buyings will make everything total to 60k or 65k and she still calls me stingy because i decide to save 120k from my 180+ earnings.

on my own i wont spent more than 20k monthly because i cook ad i dont do cream. I will ensure that i do all i can to take care of her basic needs so she can save 20k from her 30k salary (i give her the jobs, which i still end up editing) and she would still be calling me selfish, making herself the prize.

yesterday she called me stingy again and i calmly told her i dont care. we are like a live in couple but in the next few weks, we are going to be seperated couple

Jayrodrigo:
dem follow you celebrate too

Yes oh. She was a major pain in the groin

chatinent:


Bro, sth is doing me to send you airtime for this good news.

Abeg send it oh I need it sir

Pweetiedude:
I was on the verge of committing suicide before my brain reset back to normal. It was a painful experience because she was my first love.

If say you commit suicide, devil for use your matter do silhouette challenge.

aluyapreston:
I have aready planned breaking up with her now. i am just preparing it and trying to kill all the emotions. as the economy hard reach, i will spend close to 40k for our feeding monthly, then other buyings will make everything total to 60k or 65k and she still calls me stingy because i decide to save 120k from my 180+ earnings.

on my own i wont spent more than 20k monthly because i cook ad i dont do cream. I will ensure that i do all i can to take care of her basic needs so she can save 20k from her 30k salary (i give her the jobs, which i still end up editing) and she would still be calling me selfish, making herself the prize.

yesterday she called me stingy again and i calmly told her i dont care. we are like a live in couple but in the next few weks, we are going to be seperated couple

This is not a relationship, please. Do the prison break.

Jayrodrigo:
i too love the girl,the breakup really touch me,8 months now i still dy grief and she no gree make up...
the pain still dy...

Love or unnecessary attraction that will configure your brain that it's love? Read again.

AutoChick4U:
Cried and cried and wanted to drink sniper but remembered dem no born me join anyone and there are still fishes in the sea jarey

I love you for this. Nobody is worth your tears.

EmzyT:
Never had a Breakup (Coz definitely, I'm not a Relationship type) I just Flirt with Ladies, No strings and Emotions Attached!

So, I'll just sit and wait for Elders

The dibia wey do you this get two face: e dey for church now.

Connected1:
I started crying in her presence and began hitting the wall, I asked her if she wanted to kill me, then she was begging me not to do anything funny, I was actually choking to death in her presence, she was saying she wanted to go home and I obliged.

Omo when I confirmed she was on her way home, See joy that night, me and my guys celebrated with drinks till 12am that day.

Nor go kill yourself oh my guy. Bleep love and choose loyalty anytime, anyday and if she's not loyal, then she's a bitch, just let her go, infact don't think twice.
Act like a fool around them and they would think they are wise, it has always worked for me.
I really loved the drama I acted that day, I just want to say the break-up words first because these women are very evil, they can destroy your life for no good reason.

I am forever Thankful to God for revealing to me after series of prayers how useless she was.

“When they think they are wise, it has worked for me.” I love you bro.

dannyrhymes600:

Abeg send it oh I need it sir

Area no clear now, but you are on my mind.


Lalasticlala, what about you? Hope you didn't sleep on her door outside the rain?

dannyrhymes600:
Yes oh. She was a major pain in the groin

haha...go and sin no more...

Jayrodrigo:
haha...go and sin no more...

Yes pastor

Humm... Sept. 12; In a bid to ease my pain, I drank myself to stupor that I didn't know who brought me to the hospital - a whole mess that I found myself when I woke up to life made regretted ever allowing the thought of getting drunk creeped into my head (that marked my very first time I started taking hard drinks and a fan till date )

I've had other break ups after then sha but badman no dey send again...

Went back and faced my studies squarely and that semester was a big hit.

Ok

I dont break up... I dump you soon as the cookie becomes tasteless..

AutoChick4U:
Cried and cried and wanted to drink sniper but remembered dem no born me join anyone and there are still fishes in the sea jarey

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