I still remember one exam I wrote in secondary school.
I thought no it was WAEC . I sat close to a fat smelly girl that was polluting with reckless abandon , coupler with the fact that I didn't know what to write in that exam . It was just pissing me off . It was like adding salt to injury .


I've had other once in the university here but I'd like to hear yours .

You were not prepared for the exam. The girl was just there to take the brunt of it.

Ok

I had explosive diarrhea during my Literature in English Exam in NecO.

Things were rosy until 300l then I ventured into school politics vying for the post of SUG PRO. Little did I realize that I was about to lose GP. I had no time to read and when exam finally came, I almost ate a full biro when there was nothing upstairs to bring downstairs . Menh! It was terrible. Thank God say I later win the election

E remain small make I piss for body

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Funniest experience I had was in back in secondary. We were doing biology examination. You all know this experience when you’re in the exam hall you forget how to spell basic things maybe due to pressure or something.

That was how I asked one of my friend sitting right beside me to spell mitochondrial for me, the next thing he replied hakeem4 this one wey you know sabi spell mitochondrial like this you sure say you go pass this exam? after that statement, my friend spelt that same mitochondrial for me.

Not more than 2 minutes later he asked me to spell the same thing he just spelt for me.

It’ was actually funny after all the insult

One of them is the day I had a panic attack (not because of the exam) during a paper. I could hardly see my paper, my vision was narrowed, my heart was beating fast and I could hear the pounding in my ears and i felt like I was gonna vomit blood.

I thought I was gonna faint right in my seat. But I forced myself. Because that was my final year paper.

Twas terrible.

Let's see.. so one of my teachers in secondary school was fond of repeating the same test questions from previous years, I knew this because my neighbor was a year ahead of me and I would use his past questions to revise and end up blasting the test (but was careful not to get 100%)

The teacher gan gan was always wondering how come I was always coming out on top even though I was an olodo in class. Shaaa that's how I went and told the woman that I always practice with my neighbor (big fug up!).. That's how this wicked woman now put 2 and 2 together and started changing the test questions .. the first one was the most painful! After memorising and practicing only the past questions all day and night NOTHING came out .. I wanted to die that day, I failed heavily, woefully and swiftly

Mrs Andrews you do me bad tin aswearigad

Was in ND1 then,and It was a calculus exam....The same calculus I was never taught back in secondary school.....There was no way out for me as most of my guys were dispatched very far from where I was sitting.....so I manned up,stood up,and walked up to the supervisor..(was saying to myself,all die na die)

SUPERVISOR::Mr. Man what's the Problem with you?

ME::Sir,I don't like this seat

SUPERVISOR:: Why?

ME:: Nothing sir,just that I don't like it.

SUPERVISOR::So where do you want to sit?

I pointed at the direction where my guys where sitting..

SUPERVISOR;:young man,you must be mad Now,will you get out of my sight?

That was how I ended up having that course as a carry over

during my primary 1, wen i be correct olodo.
i jst dey copy from my neighbor nd honestly copied everything, including his name...
when script were shared with results, i was a laughing stock.

Failing exam remains the worst exam experience.

My worst exam experience was during WAEC, time i was suppose to read and revise, i was putting my expo together, compiling them cause we saw the leaked question people before the exam. I was compiling with joy in my heart that this exam is going to be a walk over.

Me and my gang got to the exam hall late, the invigilator took separated everyone of us, they took me to one big class, in my mind i was laughing at the invigilator that this is even more better for me to use my expo, immediately i saw the question paper, tears almost drop down my eyes, everything was different, i throw my expo away immediately, i had to beg invigilator, the invigilator took me to the main hall 10 mins to the end of exam. Na D7 i get for that subject.

The first time I wrote jamb.

Waaaw oo

Mine was reading with all seriousness before entering the exam hall. When you the see question to remember what you read will be a problem; I'll start looking at the roof as if the answer will be displayed like power point obviously not
But it's was an experience I can't forget

Booked

Don't seem to remember any

I'll be right back

I was still reading, 30 minutes before the exam because of how difficult the exam would be. Biochemical Reasoning.
When the exam started. I checked question 1, I knew the answer but couldn't remember everything and how to arrange it, I checked question 2, I had no idea, question 3, 4,5,6 7 and 8 I couldn't remember anything, I was like "is this how I'm going to fail?

I knew my brain was worked up and needed to relax. I placed my head on my desk and slept off. A lecturer came to correct a question, his voice woke me up. 40 minutes had gone.

I checked the questions again and I remembered everything, I wrote shit out of the exam.

I eventually graduated with a 2.1, after Biochemistry dealt with me mercilessly.

Don't do that course if you can't handle disappointments. You go write well, dey expect 'A, you've been reading from beginning of semester, doubled the intensity during exam week, you go eventually see 'F for board.

God saved my ass. God be praised. The future is bright.

I didn't read nada. I had the will, but I did not have the strength to study. I get to the exams confused cos nobody to spy, even if there was I didn't care much. It was not a hot day but I was sweating. Must have repeated the whole year once or maybe twice. But not a problem. Nearly a decade now, and those experiences are part of the story of life.

I didn't create myself, so no worries.

STAT 101, it was way back then In my 100L day's I sat @ the front seat in The exam hall I was forming Holy Holy and Mr Born again,I saw the questions but couldn't answer them nd my colleagues where teaching themselves nd using Expo a friend even volunteered to help me Out but I ignored him,mumu felt it was a sin,but when them Paste results omo Na Big "F" I see for Board oo.

GCE exam my phone was stolen and I still later failed the literature

Double loss

Have neva been good in maths right from my primary sch days,so i dnt even bother reading for it during exams.Cnt forget my maths 101 exam experience,after all the formations i planed during that exam,i wanted to be the C.Ronaldo with my various number 10 with my 2 and 3 and my suporting strikers around me to avoid me getting and F9.We sat jst as we planed in our unsuspecting manner,only for one mumu man to remove me and exchanged my position with a girl.I jst weak,try and wrote the little i knew and submitted my paper like that.
When the result came out all our starting eleven passed,even my substitute(the gal)me i had a big F9.Later found out that mumu man was our lab attendent and nt even a lecturer.I really vex when i found out.

Damn niggaar

Mine was a crazy experience, Soc217, damn. I was in 300l and it’s a carried course. I don’t know kobo about the paper. So I use sense gum one young nigga with glasses on the eve of exam.

I quickly told him I’d copy him a little and blah blah and he agreed. sat beside him and I’ve already got the questions paper and waiting on the answer sheet. I felt a hand on my shoulder, I looked back and the guy behind asked, “bro abeg wetin be today’s date?

What (very irritated) ion know mahn!

Exact moment the invigilator walked in. He asked me up, carry my paper and properties and gave me a bench to sit at at the very front.

Didn’t write anything except my name. Worse part was the young nigga with the glasses submitted first in the whole class. Village people nor try dat day.

Well it is another person worst experience, we were about to write a exam when one guy on suit came in and sat side ways to me, so we started writing and all of a sudden this guy start sweating and calling the investigator, and he told the investigator that he did not prepare for the exam and he did not know what he will write, so the official told him to write what he know and submit and the exam was e exam.. it was really crazy I was like this guy nor know how to ask person question or spy for the course and package himself and the security was low.. and he was so frusutracted and decided to log out and he did not write anything which means he just failed his examination.. I was very angry, and the exam simple like mad. And wetin pain me pass the guy wear suit...

Law school.
I read so much wrote so little.
Anxiety finished me.