YeyeGbami:
Another potential health risk in driving is not eating a good breakfast. It affects your decision making, it is bad for your health. If trip don dey enter back to back time flies before you know its noon.

If you skip breakfast, try take a break to put food in your tank. E get why don’t wait till evening, some people na groundnut, wallnut dem go dey chop. Team kowope.

ReadaDream:
Guys watch out for any girl that sits in the front seat and is making a video (snapchat)

So a couple of weeks back, I was riding with a female rider who sat in front, around Governors Lodge at Marina where there's a concentration of lastma officials, the lady was a making a video then all of a sudden I saw the passenger seat belt light blinking, quickly looked at her, madam Don remove belt. I told her to put it back ASAP. One of the lastma guys saw everything, he gave me warning sign without stopping us. The girls excuse was that the seat belt was obstructing her video.

It happened again today. Heading to airport, we got to Admiralty traffic light, POLO G was blasting from the speakers. Kpakam, babe has removed seat belt and was about to start making Snapchat video.

Ahh no be like that now.

Told her to put it back sharp, when we get to 3MB I will slow down for and replay the song for you to do whatever you want to do.

She now asked if it was an offence if she didn't use it, that shebi it's road safety officials that I'm supposed to be worried about.

BRB....

ReadaDream:
Chief I've done it before one time like that before I joined the hustle. I was heading to a conference in VI, naso this piss hold me ontop 3MB at a time when google map was saying "you are in 59 minutes delay". Early morning rush hour.

I cleared off the road, put on hazard light and went behind the car to do my thing.

Another time I was travelling out of lagos, from the island I decided to use Eko bridge to connect ikorodu road, that time when 3MB was under maintenance. Got to funsho Williams Bridge around 8am, naso I jam this evil traffic, stand still. There's this urine that has been holding me from house but I was in hurry to beat traffic, my plan was to stop at a Kara before Longbridge to ease myself.

I couldn't hold it anymore. I told my babe who was still a learner as at them to come sit behind the wheel incase the traffic starts moving

E get some piss wey go hold you, you go find how to let it out. Bladder they expensive o

Last week sef I told a rider to wait for me make I use the chicken Republic restroom before we proceed on the trip. Na human being I be no be robot.

ReadaDream:
Chief I've done it before one time like that before I joined the hustle. I was heading to a conference in VI, naso this piss hold me ontop 3MB at a time when google map was saying "you are in 59 minutes delay". Early morning rush hour.

I cleared off the road, put on hazard light and went behind the car to do my thing.

Another time I was travelling out of lagos, from the island I decided to use Eko bridge to connect ikorodu road, that time when 3MB was under maintenance. Got to funsho Williams Bridge around 8am, naso I jam this evil traffic, stand still. There's this urine that has been holding me from house but I was in hurry to beat traffic, my plan was to stop at a Kara before Longbridge to ease myself.

I couldn't hold it anymore. I told my babe who was still a learner as at them to come sit behind the wheel incase the traffic starts moving

E get some piss wey go hold you, you go find how to let it out. Bladder they expensive o

Last week sef I told a rider to wait for me make I use the chicken Republic restroom before we proceed on the trip. Na human being I be no be robot.

YeyeGbami:
Another potential health risk in driving is not eating a good breakfast. It affects your decision making (Headaches), it is bad for your health. If trip don dey enter back to back time flies before you know its noon.

If you skip breakfast, try take a break to put food in your tank. E get why don’t wait till evening, some people na groundnut, wallnut dem go dey chop. Team kowope.

Crvrider:


E get some piss when dey lead to shit. That kind piss dey fear me like ki lo de!

Felicity001:


Haha Haha...

You see what im saying?! And some people says you should drink plenty of water. Na those riders wey no want you to spend 2min to buy fuel go gree give you 5min to pee?

My guy stay away from too much water while driving on uber it can embarrass you one day.

Just imagine say as you dey piss one of those daughters of jezzebel come carry camera dey video you from the back seat... Baba watin u won do? Omo the next day we go see you for social media o me self go follow call you mumu

YeyeGbami:
Another potential health risk in driving is not eating a good breakfast. It affects your decision making (Headaches), it is bad for your health. If trip don dey enter back to back time flies before you know its noon.

If you skip breakfast, try take a break to put food in your tank. E get why don’t wait till evening, some people na groundnut, wallnut dem go dey chop. Team kowope.

ReadaDream:
Na uber driver I be, I no kill person. If I ever find myself in that situation I will politely seek the riders indulgence.

Any reasonable person will understand, if you decide to throw tantrums I end trip and walk you out of my car. Make we see who e go pain.

I don't joke with water, I drink a lot of water because I hardly eat when working, I try ease myself anytime the opportunity presents itself sha just so I'm not caught up in such situations

davit:
So you see the shitty fares I was referring to the other day? I use the app sparingly these days. Abeg, go do your bolt stuff nah

spartacus11:
men you guys are trying ohhh

one thing i have observed from driver post is, it is recommended that even when you want to cancel, you should drive to the pick up point and wait some minutes before you cancel

if you have 10 cancellations per day, doesn’t that cut into more fuel expenses for the driver?

MoonlightDrive:


Please we should not get emotional about indriver pricing model, it is to meet the needs of certain segment of commuters. There must be a reason, why you and I still have the app on our phones.

Drivers use indrive to move from dead zone to hot / surge zones, to get to their preferred destination.

Please what ever bonuses you are enjoying on Bolt or Uber do not discount the "indriver effect".

spartacus11:
baba every trip i get i will go, road not too insanely bad, the name of an area in Benin is Synonymous with the state of the road, target is 10-15k net per day for a start.

Today is my Day 4 in Driving School, your boy is getting fired up

dav1002:
Again i noticed i don't see well at nights looking through the windshield the ray of light from other cars affects me but if i look out the window i can see clearly. What could be wrong guys?

MrCarter577:


My reverse gear [corolla] is not smooth, delays so much that I have to pedal down sometimes, before it selects. Do you know any ⚙ gear expert in Ladipo?

tojahh:


The other one told me these belt always split her bwesst and it makes everyone know its actual size.

I just told her... That bwesst wouldn't matter when I would be asked to pay 25k with plenty abeg. My sister just wear belt please.

ReadaDream:
Boss that girl no near anything FRSC

She's just a dunce

Felicity001:


Haha Haha...

You see what im saying?! And some people says you should drink plenty of water. Na those riders wey no want you to spend 2min to buy fuel go gree give you 5min to pee?

My guy stay away from too much water while driving on uber it can embarrass you one day.

Just imagine say as you dey piss one of those daughters of jezzebel come carry camera dey video you from the back seat... Baba watin u won do? Omo the next day we go see you for social media o me self go follow call you mumu

temi4fash:


Boss am ready oo


Let me PM YOU

Noone7:




Send me a mail containing your number

Done

Baker77:

Auto or manual transmission?

Felicity001:


Haha... I hope you are not part of those that countered my post of ill-heart issues uber drivers usually encounters.

Well, I'm not selfish, I have made a promise to share my experiences freely without asking people to DM where as they have interior motive either now or the nearest future.

I'll make a post on how you can manage your body very well. Don't believe those that says, "drink plenty of water" it's good for the eyes true! But my guy na lie if 45minutes traffic hold you untop 3MDB nko? Shey you go carry ur kampanonus come outside to release the tap water? so you don't want an embarrassing situation. You want to be active while on trip... Unlike me that can hold wee for up to 2hrs, i won't compare or advice the next man to drink plenty of water not knowing h/s can't hold same for even 20 minutes.

You need to understand somethings.

The hustle na head e dey, God has program this life you can live a 100 and 20 years if you have the understanding of ling life. Many rich people don't have it but we the few that has thank God.

Wisdom is a fortunate gift.

deedee44:

Your windshield may need to be changed. It's possible there are scratches (not necessarily cracks) on it

Gentlelife50:
So una dey get eyes wahala?
But Felicity talk am nobody gree then

kanuisagoat:


Just be careful so you don't pee and end up paying Lastma 10k like Babadee1900

IFSHR:
A friend ordered a ride and the driver that came to pick him is still a learner, my friend had to drive the car to destination. When he called me saying bolt is at fault for such, I told him oga the problem is the Nigerian system not bolt...bolt believes having a government issued driver license implies that you have been certified to be behind wheels.

The driver no just try putting his lives and others at risk.

ReadaDream:

IFSHR:
A friend ordered a ride and the driver that came to pick him is still a learner, my friend had to drive the car to destination. When he called me saying bolt is at fault for such, I told him oga the problem is the Nigerian system not bolt...bolt believes having a government issued driver license implies that you have been certified to be behind wheels.

The driver no just try putting his lives and others at risk.

Felicity001:


Lol... But why would I release my car to a rider/a total stranger to drive...

If you don't like the fact that I'm a learner then cancel and request another ride. By the time 10 people cancel on him his head will reset to default to either take off the learner sign or master his hands well.

So it's not always the government but the citizenry.