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Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Nobody: 5:21am On Oct 12, 2021 |
Uduak the pussy destroyer. I like your guts, keep it coming PASTOR pikin. |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 7:44am On Oct 12, 2021 |
Carterj007: I weak oooo adajid209: I see you bruh... Shegzdave: You're welcome bruh.... |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Olatoman(m): 7:49am On Oct 12, 2021 |
Biko biko, tell me Zuzi collected? 1 Like |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 8:07am On Oct 12, 2021 |
Kudos man |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by PraisesPblaze(m): 9:07am On Oct 12, 2021 |
These are things you warned her about |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 10:51am On Oct 12, 2021 |
WAACUT: PraisesPblaze:I swear bruh Olatoman:Hahahahahaha, the next chapter shall tell .. |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Nobody: 11:59am On Oct 12, 2021 |
The next chapter go hot be that. PLEASE help me book sit. |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 10:23pm On Oct 12, 2021 |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 10:24pm On Oct 12, 2021 |
~~~THIRTY~EIGHT~~~ "Zuzi, what did you do?" "I delete pictures from My boyfriend phone." She replied proudly. You know those moments where you dey dive enter person for slow motion. My own na for my mind I do am, she seemed to fragile, too innocent to lay my hands on. I could squeeze life out of her that moment. I don't take pictures, my personal pictures no even reach twenty. So most of my pictures na by force I dey snap them, not to talk of the ones with babes, some of them wey I no go ever see for my life again, I felt so bitter. "Zuzi, get out of my house." I should have been pummeling her that moment but I have one rule, I don't hit people except they hit me first, this doesn't applies to some parties though. The icy tone in my voice was enough to show her that I was already on the brink of destruction so she grabbed her purse and rushed out. I was shaking like a vibrator so I took two sticks of dope and went out to a lonely spot. I was already calm just listening to soothing music while blowing my dope, the jungle wey I siddon, na only me dey there so I plugged my two ears and blasted music away. I was about lighting a cigarette when bushes Infront of me shuffled,I thought it was my cruise at first but then it happen again,I quickly removed my earpiece, my heart began pounding as the familiar stench of cattle hit my nose. The first thing that came to my mind were killer herdsmen, mehn, naso your boy go die? But then you're reading this story which is not yet completed so it shows that I survived right? My heart was beating like mad but then incredibly I didn't stop smoking either, I sure wasn't ready for my end na why I no bother pray any last prayer, my pact with God didn't involve dying in the bush like a bush rat, so even though my heart was tearing up, I was sure that day wasn't gonna be my last. A curious kid of not more than 17 was the only one tending to the cows, we eyed ourselves suspiciously, his hand caressing his cutlass absentmindedly while watching me keenly. My gaze didn't shift from his even for a second. I swear I never meet anybody wey don defeat me for eye staring contest before, but that day, I met my match, but then I noticed something, he was the one actually scared of me cause he kept chasing any cow that came near me. We kept looking at ourselves, finally I greeted him in Hausa language and waved, he shyly waved back. I had two satchets of pure water with me, so I raised one to him and spoke to him to come get it, he slowly walked forward, staring around to be sure I was alone. He gulped the water like gold, I had to add the second one for him, he filled his water bottle and handed the rest back. He asked for my lighter and brought out a stick of Oris. I encouraged him to sit down, as he did, I unplugged my earpiece and searched for my naija music folder, then played it loud as I passed him the second stick of dope with me. He was super greatful and a cheerful dude also. His zero potency in English and my inability to communicate fluently in Hausa language didn't spoil our cruise, a ganja man is always a ganja man, no matter the background. I can understand Hausa perfectly but to speak am back na work, na so so cut and join I go dey do. The dude inquired about my foot when he noticed me pressing out the pus, I managed to tell him wetin happen, he searched his side bag and brought out a weird looking powder tied in a small white Leather and asked me to apply it on the spot before I slept, I thanked him as he stood up to leave after awhile. As soon as he left, I took to my heels, them no dey telli person two times o, if you know, you know... A strange number hit me as soon as I got home. As soon as I picked, a loud annoying female voice blasted into my ear drums. I kept quiet till she ranted finish before I quietly asked. "Abeg who dey talk? And why you dey para?" The person broke into another long rant, thanks to my cruise, I was hearing nothing and using the call to catch cruise join until I heard Zuzi's name, naso my attention return. "Yes, why are you shouting at me? What's your problem?" I screamed. The person was stunned for some seconds, she finally calm down and talked to me in the language that I could understand. Hahaha. "I'm sorry for shouting at you Peter, I'm ********* Zuzi's friend. She came back home crying, and refusing to eat, when she finally spoke, she said you chased her out of your house just because she deleted pictures that you took with another girl. I was mad, that's why I was shouting when I called." Now you might be wondering why I didn't interrupt the rubbish that I was hearing, that was because I was choking in laughter and shaking my head and by the way, I was enjoying the rubbish that I was hearing. ."Okay ma'am, is that all that she told you? That she deleted only pictures I took with another girl? Wait, lemme ask you first, who has the phone? She help me buy am? Why she think say she go fit delete things inside?" "Peter, no reason am, she's in love. You know love makes us do weird things. Please forgive her." The girl replied soberly. "She has been crying since she came back, she said she won't eat until she sees you." "Madam, that one no be my problem, whether she eats or not doesn't concern me. My own be say, if she wants me to forgive her, she should go and undelete my pictures. Then we would be back as normal." "C'mon Peter, e never reach impossible matters na. She's really sorry, you know she's fragile, she could fall sick if she keeps crying and starving herself like this. Please God said we should forgive ooo." "Okay stop the sentimental bullshit, she suppose reason all this things before deleting my pictures, pictures are memories for God's sake, it takes a sadist to do what she did...." "She's not a sadist, Peter, na love dey shack her...." "I'm not her first boyfriend, please don't go there. I don't like saying bad things about people, or else I'll have blasted her, but eh, since na forgiveness una want, I'll want Zuzi and I to go on a month break, by then her body for don calm down." "One month, what Peter....." I abruptly cut the call and threw my phone on the bed, that felt good. My phone soon started ringing but then I was too stoned to care, I just watched the phone ring as I drifted into unconsciousness. I woke up with a jerk around 7pm, Collins was the one that actually jerked me awake. "Haba, you no go sleep in the night again. Come chop jare. And by the way, your phone just dey ring since, abeg who you kidnap?." He said laughing as he stepped out. I had an amazing 92 missed calls from assorted strange numbers, be like all of them use their entire lines to bombard my phone. As I dey shake my head, dey scroll down, another call enter. Talk of the devil, Zuzi was the caller. "How can I help you?" "Babe...... Babe..... I'm sorry....." The long epilogue of tears kept breaking her words into atoms, the matter just weak me but I was planning to be joyless for as long as I could hold it. "Did my friend not give you my message? You either miraculously return back my pictures or we go one one month break. And please don't disturb my phone. I don't blacklist people's numbers, don't be my first." I warned sternly and abruptly cut the call. She knew better not to call again. I heave a sigh of relief and started undressing. As I emptied my pocket, I noticed the powder given to me by the Fulani dude. I thought of throwing it away but heck, what the hell. We only live once biko, I changed into shorts and went to take my bath. Collins was waiting for the gist. I unloaded it to him while eating, he spent more time laughing than listening to me, I was glad that someone found my predicament laugh worthy, he immediately rushed to download the gist to the corpers, as per CNN wey him be, yeye pikin. As I made to sleep, I remembered the powder again, I prayed and sprayed it on my affected foot. The sting was out of this world, I was dancing makossa on my bed, I should have rushed to go wash it but that leg was unmovable, every little movements sent shock waves of pain through my body. I just bite my pillow and tried to stand the pain like the OG that I was. I didn't have the Fulani guy's time yet, I'll curse him when I wake up the next morning. Fortunately, I slept off again. The next morning I woke up in a maze, everything just seemed weird. I step off my bed and walked into the parlour, Collins was already up, I greeted him and passed to go get water cause I was feeling really thirsty for some reasons unknown. I then passed to go get my toothbrush, that was when I noticed Collins looking at me strangely. I ignored him and entered my room, when I got back out to get cup he was still looking at me strangely. "Baba wetin dey sup? My forehead dey shine?" I asked. "Omor you never notice am?" "Notice wetin?" I quizzed. "You no dey stagger since you wake up?" "Wait, what?" I asked, then I looked down, I was actually standing upright on both foot, before I dey usually balance all my weight on my right foot and hang my left foot to relive pressure but here I was standing without feeling a thing. My left leg was completely dead, it was just moving out of impulse, I could actually stab that leg and wouldn't feel shit. What was more amazing was that my leg had completely dried up. I was like, what the fuckkkkkkk........ I felt amazing, I immediately put call to my doctor to Inform her that my leg has finally stopped dripping, so phase two of treatment can now commence, she didn't believe me at first, cause I was atleast a month off schedule, she set a meeting for that evening. As I cut the call, a strange number called me. I had a strange feeling about it but I picked the call nonetheless, nothing could spoil my day or so I thought..... "Peter please don't cut the call. It's Zuzi's friend, please Peter forgive this girl, I'm begging. She has refused to eat since yesterday. Throughout the night she had been crying and Calling your name in her sleep. Please Peter, even if you won't forgive her, just come and convince her to eat. Please, find it in your heart....." "Babe, it's okay, calm down. Make una cook indomie with enough egg and tbe rest, I'm coming." I said calmly and cut the call. Remember I said nothing fit spoil my joy that day. In as much as I'll have found more joy blasting the hell out of the girl that called me, I just reason am, shebi she wants me to be the boyfriend, I was so gonna grant her wish ..... Hey, shebi the Initial plan was to gold dig her.... Who say men don't gold dig? Well, I'm a proud ex- gold digger or so I thought.... Hahahahahahahaha... 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 10:26pm On Oct 12, 2021 |
Helo guys and ladies. Thanks for the comments and likes. I might be very busy tomorrow, so I hope today own was worth the wait. Thanks for the support.... STILL I ROCK!!!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Oluwatimi2000(m): 10:40pm On Oct 12, 2021 |
Nice one bro I love this |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Tissyjay(f): 8:18pm On Oct 13, 2021 |
Following back to back |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Shegzy8(m): 12:12am On Oct 14, 2021 |
Therock5555: This your story make me remember when dem suspend me and my friends for secondary school, them kon say make we call our parents come school come sign undertaken when the suspension elapse. And none of us tell anybody for house say we chop suspension for school. We dey comot house for morning go game center with uniform or we go put uniform for bag. Na the onile of the game center i carry go as my papa when the suspension elapse. All of us rent people drop 1k each. Lol 4 Likes |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Nobody: 7:54pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
Shegzy8:place your right hand on your head and let your voice roar like a mad man and repeat after me. These month heardsmen shall not cut my right bombom[begin to pray]. I shall live long to read and complete uncle Therock5555 story. Lastly, Common sense locate me by fire. Go and sin no more. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 9:55pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
Cylovee: Omor you no get joy, hahahahaha Update don done ooo |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 9:56pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
~~~THIRTY~NINE~~~ I knew that the onslaught from Zuzi's friend would be alittle too much for me so I called two wing men, Francis and Victor. Zuzi's lodge was located in an environment so covered with trees that bike men rarely takes anybody through there, you'll have to trek for an extra five to ten minutes just to reach her lodge. On the way I updated my guys about happenings, surprisingly both of them took Zuzi's side. I was stupified. Francis was telling me that I have a rare opportunity and I'm mishandling things. Victor said he would have personally deleted more pictures in solidarity if Zuzi had done same to him. I knew the battle was lost even before I reach her house. Francis entered the compound first, Zuzi friends were outside, I had informed the person that kept picking Zuzi's phone that I was coming, Zuzi had locked herself in one room alone and wouldn't speak to anybody. When I entered with Victor, Everybody body weak. My body weak cause I know say na kukere Waka I show, her friends weak for my squad, my squad weak as them see fine babes, naso them free me begin tackle the babes. "She's in the room, go meet her." One of the friend informed me. "Arrange the indomie come, I'll handle things." I said as I left my guys in their company. I knocked softly and called out her name, the door snapped open in seconds. She hugged me tight as I entered the room, na my shirt come turn towel for her eyes and nose. I just carry her up go bed, omor her eyes red pass me when I smoke three jumbo tie of SK, she surely had lost weight, she looked souless. "Babe what kind of punishment are you giving yourself?" I asked out of compassion than concern. "Shebi you said we should go on a month's break? I'm ready to starve myself till then, cause I can't stand a day without you." "Babe e never reach that level nah, your friend would bring food and you'll eat. Your parents did not send you to school to die for anybody." I don't know if it was because I brought her parents into the issue or because I considered myself too common to starve over for but she slipped out of my hand and sat at the far end of the bed, her eyes looking at me menancingly. "Peter, back home. If my dad comes home and sees me crying, he is ready to turn the whole house upsidedown just to make me happy. So I don't know why you keep treating someone that loves you like trash, why can't you be like my dad and always put a smile on my face? Why my love?" When she was staring at me icily, I wore a twisted smile but as she spoke, my face went from a smile to a sad face and then rage, just pure boiling rage, the words coming out of her mouth were like fire and daggers to my heart. "Babe, lemme make something clear to you, you're an only child, I'm from a family of five children, you have everything you need on a platter, I work for everything I want and need. Babe you na princess, me na black goat. You can't compare me to your father. I didn't date you to please you how you want, I've got a life apart from you, who the fuvk are you......" A loud knock paused my onslaught, fresh tears were pouring out as I spoke to Zuzi, luckily she was saved by the bell(knock). I finally had a grip on myself, damn, I was already slipping out of my mind. I know she's wrong in demanding my outmost attention but then this wasn't the right time to go on a crazy rant, she's in a fragile form for fucksake. I quietly stood up and went to the door, I forced a smile at her friend who was staring at me angrily, she must have heard my rant, I collected the tray of food, I noticed the two forks and canned soft drinks, I just smile.... While attending to the intruder, I had time to rethink my stance, I needed to play things gently. No need for fawlence... Zuzi had placed her head on the bed like a Muslim observing prayers. I placed the food on a reading table and walked to her. "Babe come and eat.." "Lemme alone. It's not yet one month." "Ah, na you hungry go kill o, see, o I go enjoy this food alone." I said and dragged the food to the bed so that the aroma would pepper her, she slowly rolled over and laid facing the a wall. I placed the food back on the table and laid down next to her, I drew circles on her neck gently, none of us spoke for a minute, she didn't waste the opportunity, immediately she turned, she kissed me, I was unresponsive for some seconds but then I was like what the hell? I grabbed her closer. "Oya let's it, infact I'm feeding you." I cooed, she stifled a smile and weakly sat up. I got up, carried the food back to bed, placed it in front of her and then walked behind her and sat down. I reached from under her arm and started feeding her slowly. I managed to survive the many romantic gestures, see sometimes it doesn't hurt to be a simp at times. Even though you don't like it, consider your partner. Na small simp I do, I no kill person. We came out gisting, her smile was like the morning sun. Something in me knew that I have done well. "Babe, I need to start treatment later today, I just dey reason how to raise small cash o. Anyway atleast I don solve your problem, now make I go reason my life." I said as we walked to the other room where our squad were. I had earlier gisted her of my previous day happenings. She excused herself and went back to the room we came out from, she joined me after some minutes. Jumped on my back and asked me to take her to the other room. I just shook my head and lifted her higher. Her friends were screaming in joy as we walked in. I swear the shout dey like the one wey people shout as Jesus wake him friend Lazarus from death. I'm sure na the person wey Lazarus dey owe money go dey scream the loudest. "Thank you Jesus, Thank you Master Jesus...." My stupid friends were even reluctant to leave, them dey beg me to go continue with Zuzi cause they were having fun, just being in the company of beautiful women was like a dream come true for Francis. I left them and started leaving with Zuzi, the rest of the gang trughed behind us. As the turned to walk back, Zuzi placed something in my hand and kissed me. I quickly pocketed my hand. I no go tell una how much, but the cash had been grinning like it was my 99th birthday party.... My stupid squad didn't even care to find out how I finish with Zuzi, them just dey gist me of her friends, them collect two of the girls number, and Francis wouldn't stop gushing.... Me sef just dey smile in my solace.... My day went even more better when my Doctor confirmed that my leg was ripe for phase two of treatment. But then my jaw drop when I heard billing. Not just the billing, I had to be coming to her side everyday for rewashing and setting of the leg, I had to change my bandages regularly to avoid infections. I just smiled and paid for a week's treatment. Atleast make she start, the rest go handle itself. By the third day, I had perfected knowledge of what she was doing, I could do it myself but the problem were the tools. She gave me a small container filled with white powder that would dry up the sore quickly in-between bandages, the powder na every two weeks I go dey rebuy am. The matter just choke my brain, but I pay for the first batch. At the end of the week, I took my drugs to a mega drugstore, and found out that I could buy them for 50-70% cheaper than the price the woman was billing me, I bought my drugs in quantities. Next was how to get the medical apparatus, that was easy for me. I still had some keys with me, one of them was for my dad's school infirmary. Don't ask me why I have keys to first aid room o. Hahaha. Evening time I stroll enter school, security just greet me trowey face. I go open door, load my pocket with enough bottles of spirit, ink and bandages. Finally took a pair of medical scissors and other stuffs. God no go shame us...... I don secretly video the woman as she dey treat me, naso I play the video, arrange my tools begin dey loosen the old bandages..... The woman never saw me again until I got well. See I be science student, my parents school fees can not waste like that, all the frog wey I dey dissect for school nkor, naso I dey dissect my leg dey go. I repeat.... God no go shame us ..... 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 9:57pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
That's it for tonight folks.... Make God allow us see tomorrow..... Still I Rock 5 Likes |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by EAhumble(m): 10:20pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
you are just too good bro.. I introduced this story to my Yankee friend. she loves it but I do bear the suffering of explaining the pidgin aspect of the story and it ain't easy man��� 2 Likes |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Carterj007(m): 2:43am On Oct 15, 2021 |
Thanks man. You too much. |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Oluwatimi2000(m): 3:21am On Oct 15, 2021 |
Nice one bro |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Nobody: 4:51am On Oct 15, 2021 |
God no go shame us my brother |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by PraisesPblaze(m): 7:34am On Oct 15, 2021 |
Everybody dy simp abegi. Redpill na just to nor over simp... Nice one... Still you Rock 1 Like |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Abdulreheem(m): 7:55am On Oct 15, 2021 |
Man everyone simp even animal dey simp. a cock would dance to have his way some time. |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 9:23am On Oct 15, 2021 |
God no go shame us baba |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 11:27am On Oct 15, 2021 |
Carterj007: Thanks breh.... Cylovee: At all, at all... Oluwatimi2000:Thanks bruh PraisesPblaze: You couldn't have say it better. Simping is allowed, don't just make it a habit Abdulreheem: Hahahaha, this proverb choke..... E sweet my dada.... EAhumble: Hahahahaha, shebi I don try reduce the pidgin, atleast it's less now. Make she read my other stories na. Weldone sir .. |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 1:03pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
Make I begin cook two updates for una, make una keep una fingers crossed... 8 Likes |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 4:12pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
~~~FORTY~~~ It is said that give a man a single maize plant to pluck and eat, trust me, tomorrow he'll take another for himself cause he feels that there would be no need for your permission anymore. Same went for Zuzi. The babe automatically assumed that the fact that I was jobless meant she could see me almost every night, either I go to her place or she comes over. Thankfully she loved sex with me, I really wasn't thrilled when ever we copulate cause my conscience go just dey worry anyhow. My major problem was the man marking I was receiving. Well that didn't stop me from trying to correct few things about Zuzi. I was sitting in her room one evening when a co-tenant knocked and entered the room. I noticed the babe holding an extra large mug and spoon. "Zuzi my mummy, abeg your girl wan drink tea this night." I open mouth in surprise as old mama like that wey be two times Zuzi's size, Nai she dey call Mummy. I turn to Zuzi to hear reply. "Okay daughter, check that place. Take as much as you want." Zuzi replied. I watched as the neighbor went to where her beverages were stored, I was staring at her with side eyes but after the sixth spoon of milk, I had to concentrate on the werey. I now understood the use of the big mug, I was counting, 8 spoonfuls of milk, 7 spoonfuls of Milo and about half a dozen cube of sugar. I just dey shake my head as the girl stood up, thanked Zuzi and left. I was silent for awhile, thinking of how to start this heavy matter wey dey choke my heart but then someone knocked again. Another co-tenant, this time a guy, poke his head into the room, greeted me cheerfully and hailed Zuzi too. "Mama, I been dey cook and my gas finish, abeg make I use your gas?" "Go carry am for kitchen." Zuzi said with a sweet innocent smile on her face. I was already frowning as the guy left. That's it, this one no be charity organizations nah, abi I enter wrong multiverse neh? "Babe when did you turn mama for this compound?" "Babe calm down, it's just gas nah. I can easily refill it." "And your provisions? Did you see how many spoons of milk and Milo that babe put in one cup of tea? E fita serve four people." I inquired. "So? If it finishes, my dad would send more money to me..." "Did your father ask you come to school and open charity organization? Babe, do they use to cook on your gas and share their food with you?" "No. But the Bible said we should help each other in need." She replied. "That's what I'm trying to tell you babe, they are not in need. No father would send his ward to school without provisions or money, they are saving theirs till your own finish." "How did you know?" "How do I fucking know? Babe I don enter street, I've seen life. Okay trust me, for one week, don't buy any provisions, depend on your co-tenants for food and see what would happen. By the way, if your dad knows that your doing giveaway with your provisions, would he send another to you? Babe that man doesn't pick money on the ground, you better learn how to say No sometimes. I'm very serious." I warned her. Another knock interrupted us. I sat quietly facing her while backing the door, the person entered and greeted us both. "Mama, hope you keep my food for me cause I dey hungry like this." I turned to look at the dude speaking, he was smiling back at us. I turn to look at Zuzi who was staring back at me fearfully, her lips were trying to form a word but she didn't know how to start. I noticed that her eyes were bending to one corner like she was signalling the guy on what to do without me knowing. I followed her eyes and saw a big flask near the bed. I turned and looked back at the dude that was still waiting for her to hand over his food, the one that his father sent money to Zuzi's father to send to his daughter to cook for both of them. "Bros, sorry, she no keep anyone for you, I finished it all. Sorry." The dude could have gladly strangled me that moment cause his face spoil like three days old amala. "Eh, Mathew no vex, my boyfriend finish all the food before I could fetch your own. Please go kitchen and carry one spaghetti make you manage this night." Zuzi said. I turned sharply to stare at her. Like which kind craze babe be this one, after all my advices. The dude went to the kitchen, took a packet of spaghetti and two eggs as bonus. I was shaking my head in digust as he left. "Babe, go and collect those eggs back. The spaghetti I can allow but you didn't ask him to carry eggs, so go and get it back. Shebi all the talk wey I waste my time talk just waste abi?" "How would I go and collect the egg back? Is it not two eggs?" She said. "Oya invite everybody to come carry two each, let's see how many would remain. Babe infact since you start food bank, lemme help myself also." I stood up and went to search for a big black leather, naso I begin compile provisions, packets of spaghetti, enough sardines, tea materials etc. I even divide her palm oil into two and clear half of her Noddles. Finally I jack the flask of food and add to my collection. Zuzi just say quietly watching me. "So I dey here and you get liver cook food drop for another guy in the name of friendly neighbor, Mama the mama. Thanks alot for the provisions, atleast my own is better, na you and me go cook am together chop when you come visiting, atleast others dey chop without sharing with you. And just so you know, this is the last time that I'm coming to your house, cause I can't stand all the rubbish that happened this evening. When you finally have enough sense to maintain your provisions, I can come back. I no dey date senseless chicks, when you start thinking well, come find me at home." Tears were already pooling up as I walked out with my luggages, mad max style. I no greet nor answer anybody in that compound, I just went out quietly. Then I remembered that Zuzi was supposed to give me transport to go back. I vex turn go back inside, as I burst into the room, she thought I came for reconciliation, I just remind her say she owe me transport, I pass go her wallet, comot #500, Waka go bed, kiss her for cheek and Waka again...... It's safe to say, when I came back to the house another day, no body neared her room. Something told me that they were pretending cause I was around cause I could feel the hate on their face as I passed them. Stupid wereys wey dey take advantage of small girls wey get big money...... 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 5:19pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
~~~FORTY~ONE~~~ "Guy you dey house?" Victor asked me on the phone. As soon as I said yes, he cut the call. After about half an hour, he showed up, a strange girl was following him. Collins wasn't at home then, Victor introduced the girl as his new chick. I eyed the babe suspiciously and muttered a greeting. He signalled me before taking her to my room then returned later with a roll of dope for me to go flex, he whispered that the babe was his new catch. I wanted telling him something but he left immediately, I shrugged my shoulders and grabbed my stuffs for jungle activities. When I stepped outside, I immediately retracted back like a worm that touch salt, I ran back inside and started banging my door. "Guy abeg free me small nah, I dey busy." Victor's muffled voice said from inside the room. Hen hen hen..... Shebi I wan yarn this guy urgent matter but him think say na toto be the way, the truth and the life. I just leave am comot again. My neighbor was sitting outside with her Police man husband, his daughter and granddaughter, all associated with Victor. I just cheerfully greeted them and pass my own. Thank God say them know Victor and Collins pass Victor and Me. I make sure say I blow two wraps before I remember say make I call Victor to see if him don fuvk finish. The guy pick call on second ring.... "Baba e no go better for you..." Victor cursed as soon as he picked the call, he sounded like he had been running or was still running. "Wetin dey happen? Who dey pursue you." I asked calmly, trying to pretend that I didn't know what was going on. Well I didn't, right? "Why you no tell me say Happy and her parents dey outside?" "Ohhhhhh, that one, shebi I been knock for door but you say make I free you. How the matter take go?" "Guy you dey craze, how I wan know? Them catch my babe Sha, I me I run leave her. Shebi you dey go house, maybe drama still dey on. The girl no know my house, so I'm safe." I no even allow am finish the call, I don cut call begin dey rush go house, this matter no sweet for phone, make I go see as happenings dey go. People choke outside my house when I arrived, I just carry my hood cover face come dey peep to see wetin dey happen. I noticed Victor new catch kneeling down and shedding heavy tears, swearing to heaven and earth that she just met Victor so she no know him house. Say she think say na him house, Victor carry her come so. Happy's dad just dey threaten her say if she no talk, police dey come carry her go station. I just jejely sneak enter house go carry key from where to told Victor to drop it, I enter house go call Collins, give am update make him no near house. Hahahaha, as them drag the matter tire, them see say the babe no get any information, them finally free her, naso grown as babe dey cry dey go house. Me I dey for window dey peep all happenings.... When Collins returned late in the night, I gist am wetin happen, the bros vex no be small. Him go meet the woman the next morning make them settle the matter. Him clear the woman say Victor came to his house without his knowledge so make them no think say na him encourage Victor to show with babe. The bros made sure I wasn't in the picture at all. As for Victor, na straight ban Collins give am. Him no wan see him shadow near that house sef.... After some days, Collins informed me that he was leaving for school, say him go stay with one guy for off campus, so the house is mine now. Make I no do anyhow. I didn't really understood what he meant by the house is mine now until them bring NEPA bill come when he don go. As I dey see the bill, naso my legs dey shake. The bill was usually divided into two, the other tenants(Happy's family) paid half, while the other half was paid by Collins and I, the two Corpers just contribute about 1k to our share. I called Collins to ask for his share, the bros told me that it was now my responsibility, say him no dey stay for the house again so na me go handle bills alone. I just weak. And that moment, I no get shi shi for body. But na me ginger everybody to pay quickly make I go pay for AEDC office. I cheerfully carry the money without my share and went to pay. Unknown to them, I had one church member there who is a staff, me and the guy don dey play packages since when I dey my parents house. Na him dey supply me steady wires when ever him boys come cut my wire for house, then I no dey pay bill, na to chill, if them cut am, in the night, I go climb pole go fix another one. By then the dude na big man already for the office so I called him and went to see him in his office, I yarn am wetin dey happen, he smiled and collected the money and pocketed it, then called a junior staff to go pay the bill and bring my receipt. Him no give the guy any money, but the guy brought receipt and came back. I just dey smile like cat. The man say when ever I wan pay bill, make I come meet am. I just dey nod my head dey thank am. Trust me, I make sure say I comot my own share from the rent before I give am say na wetin I fit raise that month, him pocket the money and I received my receipt..... I don tell am say I dey stay alone and I no dey work, him see my leg, na why him believe my lamba if I give am any amount. As for Collins, his reward is in heaven... Wait o, the man pocket fit be their bank o, hmmm, what do I know. Please can an Ex-NEPA staff try to explain? Any one?? Even if you be boy boy for office, care to send your input? Or am I writing to myself? Or AEDC staffs no dey read stories? What am I even saying? *Offs Mic* ...... 13 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Therock5555(m): 5:22pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
Ladies and Gentlemen, i just realized it's Friday, so weekend don reach now now. Anyway, I've decided to add one more chapter today. I'll make it really long with a thought provoking conclusion. I'll like us to discuss the chapters this weekend. Maybe if Comments plenty, I fit suprise una with one hot chapter again before Monday.... Thanks once again... See y'all by 10pm..... By God's grace.... 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by PraisesPblaze(m): 7:18pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
Guy abeg. Tell of say zuzi change abeg. I hate such giveaway stupidity. |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by daddio(m): 7:24pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
Thanks for the updates. Keep rocking bro |
Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by Abdulreheem(m): 7:24pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
We 9ija student wey be rat na im this gal no won learn. back then wey i be jeje c for campus my friend dey ask ab weting u cook but any time i go their house i no go meet food , i change my eaing time tabe hahahaaah. |
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