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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 7:47pm On Oct 28, 2021
dru23:


Some Characteristics of Mobil pumpkin spice crew.....


1.. @BAZ001 Rx350 humbles him and sludge engine v4 Camry infested , factory reject uber driver.....

2. @Gentlelife50 ..... Mobil oil expert on full synthetic oil. Has never imported oyel before .. Na to use Mobil pumpkin spice oyel .. He has turn to expert now .....

1 gang member dey look for visa appointment date online. The other wan know how to send invitation letter to Egypt . none has enter plane before.. Even Ghana self dey never enter........

People go wonder why this life no balance grin
This man don't worry I will soon impound myself.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 8:26pm On Oct 28, 2021
Gentlelife50:

This man don't worry I will soon impound myself.


Instead make u impound that invitation letter from Egypt grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Olayetan(m): 8:33pm On Oct 28, 2021
hmm

too much sauce!

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 8:33pm On Oct 28, 2021
YeyeGbami:



Thanks bro.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 8:36pm On Oct 28, 2021
dru23:



Instead make u impound that invitation letter from Egypt grin
No need wasting my e time with this one, let me rather focus on my v4 car than all these petty small boys in big men body.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:04pm On Oct 28, 2021
Na wa o! Discount everywhere and anyhow... How person wan do am?

1800 here, 1600 there. All discount. Which Kain winch be dis? With all the traffic and fuel involved

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 9:05pm On Oct 28, 2021
Gentlelife50:

No need wasting my e time with this one, let me rather focus on my v4 car than all these petty small boys in big men body.


My brother u need to focus .. You are not getting any younger. You should be fleet owner by now with many v4 engine or sludge infested uber cars to ur name.......


As u see me now , I dey laugh, joke etc . but when there is time for business I no dey use am play at all .....

We semi illiterate are very hard working.. Make u no follow me drag for here.. It will end in tears for u .....coz last last I be my own boss Oga ..

This life no balance at all .......this semi illiterate fit sponsor you. And I fit chop ur wife/girl friend/ and clean mouth.........

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 9:50pm On Oct 28, 2021
mejai:
Na wa o! Discount everywhere and anyhow... How person wan do am?

1800 here, 1600 there. All discount. Which Kain winch be dis? With all the traffic and fuel involved

Shebi Una say dem dey give Una back cheesy

All the plenty trips I did yesterday with discounts, I still get minus 7k+ to pay bolt. Calculated it and still didn't make sense to me how it got to 7k+ with all the discounts. I don pay dem sha. Is this how we will reach 1 mil? My acct no dey gree grow. It just flunctuates. grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 9:57pm On Oct 28, 2021

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFEBARBIE: 10:02pm On Oct 28, 2021
Guys, offline from Berger to lekki phase1, how much? time: 7am
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:14pm On Oct 28, 2021
Barbiturate:


Shebi Una say dem dey give Una back cheesy

All the plenty trips I did yesterday with discounts, I still get minus 7k+ to pay bolt. Calculated it and still didn't make sense to me how it got to 7k+ with all the discounts. I don pay dem sha. Is this how we will reach 1 mil? My acct no dey gree grow. It just flunctuates. grin
E tire me. No joy!!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 10:17pm On Oct 28, 2021
IFEBARBIE:
Guys, offline from Berger to lekki phase1, how much? time: 7am
5K
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 10:41pm On Oct 28, 2021
dru23:



My brother u need to focus .. You are not getting any younger. You should be fleet owner by now with many v4 engine or sludge infested uber cars to ur name.......


As u see me now , I dey laugh, joke etc . but when there is time for business I no dey use am play at all .....

We semi illiterate are very hard working.. Make u no follow me drag for here.. It will end in tears for u .....coz last last I be my own boss Oga ..

This life no balance at all .......this semi illiterate fit sponsor you. And I fit chop ur wife/girl friend/ and clean mouth.........
Ok

Olodo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MoonlightDrive: 10:51pm On Oct 28, 2021
SHORT TIME
I had set destination trip, when I got a request I was happy, I would be getting home early.
The rider likely a Chinese called and seemed quite desperate
Chinko : where are you
Me; I am close by
Chinko; Come fast fast
As I drove to pu I was wondering why my intended passenger was so desperate.
He got into the car
Chinko,: let's move fast
I started the trip saw that it was a short trip actually within the neighborhood.
The Chinese dude was fidgeting with his seatbelt
Chinko: we go pick up girl then you bring me back..
Me: no problem
Chinko: u wait for me 20 to 30mins
Me: I can't wait
Chinko: how much... I pay
Me: not about money i have to get back home on time.
Me: do you want me to end the trip
Chinko: no no no..
The journey continued we drove to opebi roundabout, like an eagle looking for a prey to devour, the first circle, he was not satisfied
Chinko: we go around again drive more slowly
This was not the destination trip I had hoped for a destination trip that moves you around in circles.
Chinko: stop stop... reverse
The ladies of easy virtues flocked the car
Chinko: you
Babe: what do u want
Chinko: short time
Babe: N5k
Chinko: too much, I pay N4k...
The lady quickly jumped into the car before her other competitors snatch the deal....
I was like N4k for 30mins from a foreigner, is it that cheap......
Chinko: drive fast, please wait for us I pay you..
I maintained my earlier resolve
As I drove them back to drop off point
Chinko: wait for us for 20 mins I give you N2000, he brought out the money...
N2k just to sit and enjoy the cool night breeze while posting on nairaland I was tempted but I had to decline...
Here is a lady about to have her body devoured and scavenged for 20 mins for N4k and I am turning down N2k just to wait for 20mins....
Truly I am yet to imbibe the hoodlum spirit.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 10:52pm On Oct 28, 2021
Gentlelife50:

Ok

Olodo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 11:15pm On Oct 28, 2021
MoonlightDrive:
SHORT TIME
I had set destination trip, when I got a request I was happy, I would be getting home early.
The rider likely a Chinese called and seemed quite desperate
Chinko : where are you
Me; I am close by
Chinko; Come fast fast
As I drove to pu I was wondering why my intended passenger was so desperate.
He got into the car
Chinko,: let's move fast
I started the trip saw that it was a short trip actually within the neighborhood.
The Chinese dude was fidgeting with his seatbelt
Chinko: we go pick up girl then you bring me back..
Me: no problem
Chinko: u wait for me 20 to 30mins
Me: I can't wait
Chinko: how much... I pay
Me: not about money i have to get back home on time.
Me: do you want me to end the trip
Chinko: no no no..
The journey continued we drove to opebi roundabout, like an eagle looking for a prey to devour, the first circle, he was not satisfied
Chinko: we go around again drive more slowly
This was not the destination trip I had hoped for a destination trip that moves you around in circles.
Chinko: stop stop... reverse
The ladies of easy virtues flocked the car
Chinko: you
Babe: what do u want
Chinko: short time
Babe: N5k
Chinko: too much, I pay N4k...
The lady quickly jumped into the car before her other competitors snatch the deal....
I was like N4k for 30mins from a foreigner, is it that cheap......
Chinko: drive fast, please wait for us I pay you..
I maintained my earlier resolve
As I drove them back to drop off point
Chinko: wait for us for 20 mins I give you N2000, he brought out the money...
N2k just to sit and enjoy the cool night breeze while posting on nairaland I was tempted but I had to decline...
Here is a lady about to have her body devoured and scavenged for 20 mins for N4k and I am turning down N2k just to wait for 20mins....
Truly I am yet to imbibe the hoodlum spirit.

moonlight drive, you did not live up to your name. angry

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnnybegood12: 11:41pm On Oct 28, 2021
davit:

Isn't that antithetical? shocked
I Don't knw
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 12:06am On Oct 29, 2021
Olayetan:
hmm

too much sauce!

Him gain 1k from Bolt. For him mind now, he is wise. If them block am now, him go enter Indriver go dey pick 2k trip from Ikeja to VI

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Echereobiaify(m): 1:23am On Oct 29, 2021
Good morning ogas, please how much is hackney permit and where can I get it. VIO delayed my movement today because of it
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dailyparrot: 5:43am On Oct 29, 2021
MoonlightDrive:
SHORT TIME
I had set destination trip, when I got a request I was happy, I would be getting home early.
The rider likely a Chinese called and seemed quite desperate
Chinko : where are you
Me; I am close by
Chinko; Come fast fast
As I drove to pu I was wondering why my intended passenger was so desperate.
He got into the car
Chinko,: let's move fast
I started the trip saw that it was a short trip actually within the neighborhood.
The Chinese dude was fidgeting with his seatbelt
Chinko: we go pick up girl then you bring me back..
Me: no problem
Chinko: u wait for me 20 to 30mins
Me: I can't wait
Chinko: how much... I pay
Me: not about money i have to get back home on time.
Me: do you want me to end the trip
Chinko: no no no..
The journey continued we drove to opebi roundabout, like an eagle looking for a prey to devour, the first circle, he was not satisfied
Chinko: we go around again drive more slowly
This was not the destination trip I had hoped for a destination trip that moves you around in circles.
Chinko: stop stop... reverse
The ladies of easy virtues flocked the car
Chinko: you
Babe: what do u want
Chinko: short time
Babe: N5k
Chinko: too much, I pay N4k...
The lady quickly jumped into the car before her other competitors snatch the deal....
I was like N4k for 30mins from a foreigner, is it that cheap......
Chinko: drive fast, please wait for us I pay you..
I maintained my earlier resolve
As I drove them back to drop off point
Chinko: wait for us for 20 mins I give you N2000, he brought out the money...
N2k just to sit and enjoy the cool night breeze while posting on nairaland I was tempted but I had to decline...
Here is a lady about to have her body devoured and scavenged for 20 mins for N4k and I am turning down N2k just to wait for 20mins....
Truly I am yet to imbibe the hoodlum spirit.


I don't know between the ashewo and their patron who I should pity.

You know what it means to sleep with somebody another person just slept with and someone else will climb when you get down.

Theirs no flavor there.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jones90: 7:00am On Oct 29, 2021
Please can someone help me with a qualify honda rewire guy number in mainland? My Civic dashboard light is not showing but when one rewire was working around the brain box region, the light started touching (coming up and going off again).

Please It's urgent
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by IFSHR: 7:14am On Oct 29, 2021
Jones90:
Please can someone help me with a qualify honda rewire guy number in mainland? My Civic dashboard light is not showing but when one rewire was working around the brain box region, the light started touching (coming up and going off again).

Please It's urgent

0818 097 4825... His speciality is Honda ...but him mouth wide, so negotiate very well With him, but be rest assured he will do a quality job for you...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 7:25am On Oct 29, 2021
Barbiturate:


Shebi Una say dem dey give Una back cheesy

All the plenty trips I did yesterday with discounts, I still get minus 7k+ to pay bolt. Calculated it and still didn't make sense to me how it got to 7k+ with all the discounts. I don pay dem sha. Is this how we will reach 1 mil? My acct no dey gree grow. It just flunctuates. grin


That’s the reality of the job.

After deducting bolt commission + money for fuel.
When you check your account balance and compare to your dashboard it will obviously fluctuate but they won’t tell you that...




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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Sirdave333(m): 8:06am On Oct 29, 2021
A company Driver is needed urgently to start work on Monday. Must reside around Ojodu Berger. Salary is 50k for a start contact 07039403000. Thanks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jones90: 8:10am On Oct 29, 2021
IFSHR:


0818 097 4825... His speciality is Honda ...but him mouth wide, so negotiate very well With him, but be rest assured he will do a quality job for you...

Thanks alot boss
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:43am On Oct 29, 2021
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:00am On Oct 29, 2021
Choi! 12 cars under the tree @ Chevron. The job no easy o

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:12am On Oct 29, 2021
Sirdave333:
A company Driver is needed urgently to start work on Monday. Must reside around Ojodu Berger. Salary is 50k for a start contact 07039403000. Thanks
Wrong place to advertise.
50k wey men for here they cash out grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 9:27am On Oct 29, 2021
mejai:
Choi! 12 cars under the tree @ Chevron. The job no easy o

I hope you no go join them, those ones are having lazyD exco meeting.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GeneralZodd(m): 10:02am On Oct 29, 2021
BAZ001:


Oga no carry us play for here oh?

That Generalzodd is an ant recruit,
he earns nothing less than 120k weekly, he has 4.5million in his account all savings from driving

How dis hardworking man take be 419 ?

Don't mind him, I had a good plan for this young man, he messed up big time. Someone I was planning to dash 100k for free. Not loan, no collateral, no interest, absolutely free.
Zenith Bank was having issues for the past 3 days I couldn't transfer to him, I told him to excercise patience, he came here and started ranting that am a 419. On top of my hard earned money, he still has the gut to say nonsense. I no blame him, Nigerians with their self entitlement.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:06am On Oct 29, 2021
GeneralZodd:


Don't mind him, I had a good plan for this young man, he messed up big time. Someone I was planning to dash 100k for free. Not loan, no collateral, no interest, absolutely free.
Zenith Bank was having issues for the past 3 days I couldn't transfer to him, I told him to excercise patience, he came here and started ranting that am a 419. On top of my hard earned money, he still has the gut to say nonsense. I no blame him, Nigerians with their self entitlement.
No vex for him... Na situation.
Oya send am to me... Plsss

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 10:07am On Oct 29, 2021
GeneralZodd:


Don't mind him, I had a good plan for this young man, he messed up big time. Someone I was planning to dash 100k for free. Not loan, no collateral, no interest, absolutely free.
Zenith Bank was having issues for the past 3 days I couldn't transfer to him, I told him to excercise patience, he came here and started ranting that am a 419. On top of my hard earned money, he still has the gut to say nonsense. I no blame him, Nigerians with their self entitlement.

If you never requested anything in return, I see no reason he would have called you fraud.
And the so called guy didn't come back to give full update of what transpired.

Either ways, I hardly believe what I see online.

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