emmnprince:


Nothing we no go hear for NL. Na homeboy nigga go be!

Lol

computersoft:
Lola shaa, I did not see any love in his lines..or did u put him in that mood?

The guy never talked about love or anything near it

novia22:


I collected the 50k from my colleague who introduced me to mummy's boy and not from Mummy's boy.

Fear Anambra Guys.....them and their mummy are 5 and 6.

Lol

She gave me her number in the morning at the bus stop, chat her up in the afternoon and the next thing was "who are you and how did you get my number" so I sent her my picture for confirmation and she was like okay it's you sorry agbani boy,I deleted the picture. So the next day I chat her up again and she asked me the same question, I no even bother reply until today

Am squatting in my friend's house, I want to find my own space can you assist me

Can i ask u for something, Me........

novia22:
A colleague of mine introduced him to me...Oga stays in the USA with loads of Rabba to spend on his intended wife........
Oga: You are a beautiful lady and my brother says you have a wonderful heart.

Me: Oh really...thank you...

Oga: I think you should travel to my home city and meet my mum and see If she will approve of our relationship before we start dating officially....

Me: reads His chat like 5 times, shakes my head, Tells Oga i can't stand a mummy's boy...blocks him....Goes to work the next Day and tell his Bro "He is a Mummy's boy".....His bro confirmed it and was happy I blocked him.

My colleague has been looking for someone to make the guy understand that his mum makes all his life decisions at 42 and that's why he isn't married with all his plenty money.......and thanked me with lunch money for a task well done.....50k.
I no get time for nonsense....

No time!

I love this energy!!!

Pls can I ask you for a favor?

G450:
I didn't cook because my gas finished yesterday....

Their gas dey always finish

Japa

Vinnie2000:


Babe: My Store rent has expired! The Money is N75000 and I have only 2k..

Me: That's Quite bad! Let's see how things go! I will call you 2moro!

75k? I nor be your Papa abeg!
I am mostly left with dis option!

Hanks0000:


I am really feeling sorry for whoever's nginna end up with him.. Cause she's gonna have a problem. At 42?? What a big baby he is.

My dear....the guy never still marry. Met his Bro (my colleague...cos I later resigned sha..)and he told me without mincing words that do I know Oga is still single.....incident happened in 2016....he is 47 now...

padi94:
Lol... Girls sha
She: my father is not feeling well and we don't have food in the house, and I would probably not be online for a while until someone subs for me, am even hungry now and don't know what to do

You better tell her to go for deliverance because this one na village pole work.

Even self, run 4 ur life. Na covid-19. You will get infected easily.

Me :what did you eat today
Her:nothing
Me: why�❓
Her:No food in the house
Me: okay.
Me:have a nice day,,, we talk in the evening

CSTR2:

I have done that to one lady.

I told her I am no longer interested after I sent her N3k for airtime.

She asked for credit out of nowhere, I try to ignore her, hoping that she will see how shameless her request is on our first chat.

She immediately called me " stingy".

I just vex, send am N3k, and told her I am no longer interested.

Omo na u lose o

I am actually facing same shit now, babe said she's willing to wait for me till I get ready for family life but we're not having s3x now or any time soon until I rent a bigger apartment even though she will move in with me by month end. I'm just confused, I love her very much and wants to build a family together with her.

LordOfTheGame:
I am actually facing same shit now, babe said she's willing to wait for me till I get ready for family life but we're not having s3x now or any time soon until I rent a bigger apartment even though she will move in with me by month end. I'm just confused, I love her very much and wants to build a family together with her.

Oga.......if you aren't ready to marry her now now, pls don't move in with her no matter how much you think you love her.
You wee regret it later

Got Down With This Gurl (saturday Night) I Met On Fb. Turns Out She's A Nympho ; Took Her Almost 2hrs To Cum. I Almost Died Till Daybreak. Nympho Left In D Morning Leaving Me With Red Eyes...Slept Out D Whole Sunday....Came Online In The Evening, Nympho Hit My Inbox Asap. Her: Hey Handsome Missed U. Hw U Doing? Me: Kul. U? Her: Gud N' Sweet..Omg Last Nait Was So... Me: Enjoyed It Rait? Her: Honey U Took Me To The Moon And Left Me There...I Mean I Can't Still Get Over The Feeling. Me: Wow! Can't Believe I Made U Feel That Good. Her: Yeah...You'r Awesome. Me: U2 Dear. *after Some Secs* Her: Baby Am Coming Over Tomorrow. *My Heart Skips A Beat!* Me: Ah Ah Honey 2moro Na Sit-At-Home Naaa. Respect Biafra Naaa.

Willgates:


That's stupid of him, expecting you to send what you don't have ��

Ahh, blood of Obed-Edom.

"..."

Nigerian women are boring. Once you give me radio silence I don move. I'm too old for an idiot female to use me in shining. The worst was "touch me and I'll claim you raped me." Na there I hands up completely. My life and future health is too precious to gamble on something that bleeds once every month. Ah ah, see memories coming. There was one mugu who claimed "what is that your name and where is your picture again? I'll report you to my military boyfriend. Na guard room you go sleep for one full week." You won't imagine this fool tried coming back a week later, claiming she changed her mind regarding my matter. I told her to go, I'm not doing again. Lastly one told me to "f*** my mother," forgetting that blanking women was at the time a specialty in my life and not an option.

Biglittlelois:
Are you alone right now?
Let's video call

what’s wrong with that?

…she took her phone to her mum while we were on a video call without seeking for my consent. It was a really awkward moment

Bros that house you ment me that day was hired by my mum, the money was loan from LAPO and they are coming this weekend to take all our property.and the landlord has given us quite nice since two months ago because the money has expired.
Me.-how much?
we are paying#350.000 anually so everything is going to be #700.000
Me.-try callback again

Saw this very beautiful babe near a Fish joint.

Eventually got her number.
Following day drops her off with her friends.

By weekend, called and talked fine.

Five days later, received a text that can i do her a favor, sh3 needs some money.

I replied, and me too need Bleep, so how do we balance my favor with my need?

Babe replied that am no6 a gentleman, and that we can't be friends anymore.

Hahahah. I replied, would your friendship take me to America or Heaven?!!!!

Shior!

Lori iro!

Lollittaa:
"when are you coming to see me?"
"I'll pay for you to come see me"
Horrny dogs

Patient and deceptive Bitches!!!!

U nid what we ask for more than we need it, d only difference is dat God bless u guys with more patience and control over it.

Stupid Bitches pretending, but with their man cry like d sound from a bad pianist!!!

Mgtow8:
Whay breed is your fath*r ,guess a jack Russell

I love this, Bro. Don't mind d stupid bitch dat would b moaning like a hen on heat with her guy, wey no go even fit bleep her well.

Coming here to insult what she always cry for attention for.

Anumanu

Virusvetty:
Where are you guys meeting d ladies because e be like say all d ladies i know don dey relationship

Una get enuf money and mouth to deceive and get dem.

U think say na truths dem dey use get Naija babes?


Bro, go and read "2 Million Lies to Get Naija Babes"

Lollittaa:

Mynd44 rule 2

Jesus!!! E pain u?!!!
When u insulted d whole breed of men, calling us Hot dogs!

U deserve Zamfara flogging.

Thank God u weren't close to me physically!!!

novia22:


My dear....the guy never still marry. Met his Bro (my colleague...cos I later resigned sha..)and he told me without mincing words that do I know Oga is still single.....incident happened in 2016....he is 47 now...

S9, u are u married now?

Wise one?

chally100:
I need a favour from you

My heart begin beat fast

PitexyBaba:
My gf: Hi babe, I got you this boxer..
Me: Eyah, thank you i don't wear red boxer.
Still me: werey, she wan use boxer collect boutique

axone:
Got Down With This Gurl (saturday Night) I Met On Fb. Turns Out She's A Nympho ; Took Her Almost 2hrs To Cum. I Almost Died Till Daybreak. Nympho Left In D Morning Leaving Me With Red Eyes...Slept Out D Whole Sunday....Came Online In The Evening, Nympho Hit My Inbox Asap. Her: Hey Handsome Missed U. Hw U Doing? Me: Kul. U? Her: Gud N' Sweet..Omg Last Nait Was So... Me: Enjoyed It Rait? Her: Honey U Took Me To The Moon And Left Me There...I Mean I Can't Still Get Over The Feeling. Me: Wow! Can't Believe I Made U Feel That Good. Her: Yeah...You'r Awesome. Me: U2 Dear. *after Some Secs* Her: Baby Am Coming Over Tomorrow. *My Heart Skips A Beat!* Me: Ah Ah Honey 2moro Na Sit-At-Home Naaa. Respect Biafra Naaa.

Nnam sorry for quoting u by this time, but u are godamn funny.

that ends the chat!