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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 8:50pm On Nov 11, 2021
tunlapapa:


I pity the guy as those pushing him won't be there when he enters gutter.

That DTO he's been called for is a death sentence.
There is no way he will find it easy to pay N37k weekly for 4 years using only one platform.

Seriously, I don't understand how he wants to leave pounded yam and start eating garri .
I mean, the job comes with accommodation, in a city like Lagos, you get an employer that can sort out accommodation for you.

He prefers to face driving everyday, remitting 37k cos of one tokunbo corolla. Dude was even saying it's brand new, grin. I'm like this guy is still dreaming, who on God's earth will put a brand new car for taxi in a city like Lagos for shitty fares.

Then, the "igiveladies' dude goaded him on by posting a Bolt dashboard. I just tire for the matter.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dedynast: 8:50pm On Nov 11, 2021
Supported!


pocohantas:


Do giveaway. cry
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:52pm On Nov 11, 2021
Nezzjnr:

Na this Coca-Cola own dey burst my head cheesy cheesy

For you to meet any Coca-Cola sales rep, You must be a big Boy cheesy

You like wahala

grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kaycee54321(m): 8:55pm On Nov 11, 2021
izzou:


But him say e be big boy because e get 3 cars on Uber. Na me talk am?

My Hausa Ogas dem never ever tell me say dem be Big boys. Dem no dey go Coca-Cola shop go gist. Their own na to dey keep in touch with their investments and think of how to add another truck to the fleet.

To them, they have not arrived.

But a man with 3 cars on Uber is a very Big boy

cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dedynast: 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2021
Paraphrased...

"I dy my own stray bullet come meet me. Then, I carry bazooka and spill blood".




izzou:


But how na? grin

I dey my own, him come tell me how him be big boy because e get 3 cars on Uber

The Hausa men wey I dey address as "Yes sir",some get up to 12 Howo trucks

One brand new Howo head without the trailer na like 36 million.

Then somebody get 3 Camry and e let me know say e rich.

undecided

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2021
Dedynast:
Paraphrased...

"I dy my own stray bullet come meet me. Then, I carry bazooka and spill blood".


grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:03pm On Nov 11, 2021
izzou:


I don't know him anywhere oh.

People wey don see me for her dey, and they know I would never find trouble grin

I dey my own, the guy use me as specimen for laboratory.

grin

Somebody can not mention your name in passing again.

Specimen for laboratory ehhhhh


[img]https://media./images/cab360a13339fb04ecf1494ba7ef1ae6/tenor.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 9:30pm On Nov 11, 2021
sandammy:
Abeg make Una help me with related prices of the following parts. Civic 07

Radiator Fan
Radiator (toks)
Power steering pump
Dip stick
Valve cover seal
Crank shaft seal
Engine oil and treatment
Oil filter
Gas
Compressor oil


Here are the quotes am certain about.
Radiator and two fans (complete assembly)- 30k
Power steering pump- 27k
Dip stick- 3k
Engine oil- 5w20 full synthetic- 21k- 30k for a 5L gallon.
Oil filter- 5k for OEM Bosch.
Gas r134A - 6,000 per can (johnsen or harp)


P.S When you replace your power steering pump, replace the container too.
Don't pour atf inside.
Refill with recommended honda powersteering fluid sold for 5k per 750ml. The color is like vegetable oil.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Perkins1: 9:32pm On Nov 11, 2021
This one really pain am sha.

More than 10 response ontop just one notification angry

We move undecided

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 9:44pm On Nov 11, 2021
Theus1000:
Uhna good eve o
Sombori ban me here cos i was exposing top secrets of multiple monikers with one person behind them.

Besides the gbasgbos is not healthy at all.
I come and go in peace, make uhna continue the good work


Tell me something, u mean am?
Could it be , could e beee.
Well let me not talk now.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 9:59pm On Nov 11, 2021
BAZ001:



Tell me something, u mean am?
Could it be , could e beee.
Well let me not talk now.



Something fishy…..

[img]https://c./RmbNSOau1FkAAAAC/wait-a-minute-wait-a-second.gif[/img]

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sandammy(m): 10:20pm On Nov 11, 2021
chillex8:

Here are the quotes am certain about.
Radiator and two fans (complete assembly)- 30k
Power steering pump- 27k
Dip stick- 3k
Engine oil- 5w20 full synthetic- 21k- 30k for a 5L gallon.
Oil filter- 5k for OEM Bosch.
Gas r134A - 6,000 per can (johnsen or harp)


P.S When you replace your power steering pump, replace the container too.
Don't pour atf inside.
Refill with recommended honda powersteering fluid sold for 5k per 750ml. The color is like vegetable oil.


Thanks boss

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 10:32pm On Nov 11, 2021
sandammy:
Abeg make Una help me with related prices of the following parts. Civic 07

Radiator Fan
Radiator (toks)
Power steering pump
Dip stick
Valve cover seal
Crank shaft seal
Engine oil and treatment
Oil filter
Gas
Compressor oil


Na accident?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 10:50pm On Nov 11, 2021
izzou:


Why are you trying to create a storm out of nothing na? grin

He's right, and nothing is wrong with what he said

He was driving when I left the uni and was looking for a job on NL

I have worked for 2 years plus, and I have driven and hanged my boot, and he's still driving

What's wrong with that? undecided
Somebody mistakenly fired you pistol and you replied with bazooka. You're not very nice grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 11:03pm On Nov 11, 2021
tunlapapa:


I pity the guy as those pushing him won't be there when he enters gutter.

That DTO he's been called for is a death sentence.
There is no way he will find it easy to pay N37k weekly for 4 years using only one platform.
Somebody said he can make his annual salary of 720k in just a month driving bolt, then he backed it up with a one off bolt (when op was talking about moove) screenshot of 900k+ gross dashboard and left.
That is how they mislead people, how did that amount to 720k net. After deducting 25% for fuel, 25% uber commission, that's around 450k left then moove will deduct their own. Las las he will be left with around 300k, that's if he can gross 900k+ doing uber alone.
Who can consistently gross over 900k monthly when there will be months when there will be scarcity of soji and winter months like January and February

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eyinola: 12:00am On Nov 12, 2021
chillex8:

Here are the quotes am certain about.
Radiator and two fans (complete assembly)- 30k
Power steering pump- 27k
Dip stick- 3k
Engine oil- 5w20 full synthetic- 21k- 30k for a 5L gallon.
Oil filter- 5k for OEM Bosch.
Gas r134A - 6,000 per can (johnsen or harp)


P.S When you replace your power steering pump, replace the container too.
Don't pour atf inside.
Refill with recommended honda powersteering fluid sold for 5k per 750ml. The color is like vegetable oil.


I hv been using the regular Mobil palm oil as they called it grin grin for over a year now, can i change to synthetic now? I don tire to they change oil every 3/4 weeks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 12:13am On Nov 12, 2021
eyinola:
I hv been using the regular Mobil palm oil as they called it grin grin for over a year now, can i change to synthetic now? I don tire to they change oil every 3/4 weeks
Personally , I wouldn't advice such.
Some have tried it with success though.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Aganju849: 3:28am On Nov 12, 2021
tunlapapa:


Only innoson cars are restricted to Island and can NEVER get requests outside island.
What I stated earlier is for the Corollas not innoson.

Thy are restricted to uber but their 'franchise' has priority over other users on the platform. And they don't do maintenance, so they can take every single trip thrown at them.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 4:14am On Nov 12, 2021
ReadaDream:
grin grin

Oh...I see...No wonder, a rider ask me make i go pick her clothe foe house, so kind drivers wey dey help riders carry food be this...àbájó

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 4:47am On Nov 12, 2021
Aganju849:


Thy are restricted to uber but their 'franchise' has priority over other users on the platform. And they don't do maintenance, so they can take every single trip thrown at them.

I know it's a waste of time correcting people about this notion but the fact remains that no one is given priorities because of moove. Acceptance rate works on uber which is a fact.
We do get long pickups just like every other users , the otondos go for them but I do not go for them.
Going for every trip thrown at them can also be only done by the otondos.
Here is a screenshot of a request I got while typing this and here is also my cancellation and acceptance rate.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ReadaDream(m): 4:51am On Nov 12, 2021
komodapson:


Oh...I see...No wonder, a rider ask me make i go pick her clothe foe house, so kind drivers wey dey help riders carry food be this...àbájó
The matter tire me
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 6:50am On Nov 12, 2021
When someone tries to twist your words to suit his narrative, just so he "wins an argument/discussion", you need to end it.

*I never said I had 3 cars......I was referring to Mr Bazz
*I never said I was in a Coca-Cola shop.
*I never said I am a big boy(I only called Mr Bazz and my neighbour, big boiz who still drive )

When has it become a crime to look for job? When has it become demeaning to say someone was looking for job?
Everyone of us did at some point and some are still doing so. I am also looking for opportunities. Even with your car and business, if you get a job of salary above 500k, that still gives you time, won't you grab it?

If you are pained becos I said I knew when you were job hunting and when you joined e-hailing hustle, I am sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down. I was trying to put someone right and also in the know.

This is the last I'll drop about this issue.
I rest my case.

Top of the morning to you all!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:53am On Nov 12, 2021
izzou:


I don't know him anywhere oh.

People wey don see me for her dey, and they know I would never find trouble grin

I dey my own, the guy use me as specimen for laboratory.

grin

Lolz...laboratory specimen grin...
Abeg how u take sabi say him get 3cars for Uber?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 6:54am On Nov 12, 2021
Barbiturate:
When someone tries to twist your words to suit his narrative, just so he "wins an argument/discussion", you need to end it.

*I never said I had 3 cars......I was referring to Mr Bazz
*I never said I was in a Coca-Cola shop.
*I never said I am a big boy(I only called Mr Bazz and my neighbour, big boiz who still drive )

When has it become a crime to look for job? When has it become demeaning to say someone was looking for job?
Everyone of us did at some point and some are still doing so. I am also looking for opportunities. Even with your car and business, if you get a job of salary above 500k, that still gives you time, won't you grab it?

If you are pained becos I said I knew when you were job hunting and when you joined e-hailing hustle, I am sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down. I was trying to put someone right and also in the know.

This is the last I'll drop about this issue.
I rest my case.

Top of the morning to you all!
Good morning. Have a blessed day

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:59am On Nov 12, 2021
Felicity0001:


But you see why I dey call u bolt staff/agent? Nothing different from watin bolt training and customer's care talk?

The truth be told, Most female Bolt riders are demon possess.

Two weeks ago b4 My account was blocked, the same dj mix one rider gave me 1k as tip for a female rider gave me 1 star rating for it. You will now begin to wonder what exactly can you do to satisfy human! I kukuma used my airpod no time...

The worse people you can ever come across with are bolt riders, pray never to meet the pregnant women if not your life will destroy for ever.

Even if u show devil love him go smile.

Just show love and kindness to people even when they are hostile and rude to u.

Ask them what kind of music they will like to listen to and play it.

Shebi na u dey find good rating...then when the rating done go up again u can resume hoodlum.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 7:14am On Nov 12, 2021
tunlapapa:


I know it's a waste of time correcting people about this notion but the fact remains that no one is given priorities because of moove. Acceptance rate works on uber which is a fact.
We do get long pickups just like every other users , the otondos go for them but I do not go for them.
Going for every trip thrown at them can also be only done by the otondos.
Here is a screenshot of a request I got while typing this and here is also my cancellation and acceptance rate.

Truth is Uber has changed... You did be blocked tey tey with such a low acceptance rate if it were 2yrs ago. Don't brag, just be glad u r allowed to do that. U can't do this on Bolt.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:15am On Nov 12, 2021
Pearl1910:


Abeg how u take sabi say him get 3cars for Uber?

Na him bring the example, coupled with how he has enough time to look for Coca-Cola salesman to gist. No be me talk am.

I can see he has started explaining how he's still struggling up there. But just two pages back, he was trying to let me know he was a big boy and I shouldn't think I have arrived because I started a business; something I never assumed or said.

Kanuisagoat owns his car. You own your car/cars. Baz001 owns his car. Ghost1994 did HP, and owns one. Chucsmoore once was here, he owned his car. This list is endless.

I have never for once seen them calling themselves big boys. They drive and encouraged people here. These are productive friends everyone should have closely, and not someone that looks for a close Coca-Cola shop to gist.

No wonder despite his Nobel laureate experience on Uber, he was at ICM on a Monday morning by 10 am to look for trip. I am not surprised again when I saw him resuscitate his deleted Uber driver app. I don't think Big boys with 3 cars would be looking for a deleted app to start again.

I hope he respects himself henceforth and keep me out his fingers.

I no dey sell Coca-Cola, so I no wan gist with am.

Good morning Sir Pearl, and the whole room

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:17am On Nov 12, 2021
deedee44:

Somebody mistakenly fired you pistol and you replied with bazooka. You're not very nice grin

You know say I no dey find trouble

You know naa grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 8:04am On Nov 12, 2021
Check your mention
yommytino:


My car is also showing that code
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tunlapapa: 8:05am On Nov 12, 2021
izzou:


Na him bring the example, coupled with how he has enough time to look for Coca-Cola salesman to gist. No be me talk am.

No wonder despite his Nobel laureate experience on Uber, he was at ICM on a Monday morning by 10 am to look for trip. I am not surprised again when I saw him resuscitate his deleted Uber driver app. I don't think Big boys with 3 cars would be looking for a deleted app to start again.

I hope he respects himself henceforth and keep me out his fingers.

At the bolded is what is so funny to me about him, and this was the genesis of this Ikejanism.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Lush100(m): 8:06am On Nov 12, 2021
Good morning room,
Pls i wan greet oh,
Pls anybody fit shoot me for here but make u no allow stray bullet of izzou reach me oh.
I no wan make izzou find my matter oh.
Na beg i beg along with thst zenit bank staff for Fayose,
Izzou me too i no wan ever go gist eith Coca-Cola sales rep.
If i match ur toe by mistake, i take my salary beg u, na, small mistake.
Na only pistol i get, i no get ak47,
If u see say e be like say i fire and e reach ur side, biko no vex oh, na accidental discharge,
Just look me up and down, and waka pass. Na small mistake
I canno come and kill myself.
Even sef i go carry ur gefrend pocahontis for free if u say make i do am.

Pls see my own epistle b4 hand,
No throw atomic bomb reach me


NB. The best bank in Nigeria is still Zenith Bank. Jim ovia , i salute am.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by fk001(m): 8:15am On Nov 12, 2021
Barbiturate:
When someone tries to twist your words to suit his narrative, just so he "wins an argument/discussion", you need to end it.

*I never said I had 3 cars......I was referring to Mr Bazz
*I never said I was in a Coca-Cola shop.
*I never said I am a big boy(I only called Mr Bazz and my neighbour, big boiz who still drive )

When has it become a crime to look for job? When has it become demeaning to say someone was looking for job?
Everyone of us did at some point and some are still doing so. I am also looking for opportunities. Even with your car and business, if you get a job of salary above 500k, that still gives you time, won't you grab it?

If you are pained becos I said I knew when you were job hunting and when you joined e-hailing hustle, I am sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down. I was trying to put someone right and also in the know.

This is the last I'll drop about this issue.
I rest my case.

Top of the morning to you all!

I like the way you are coordinated. Very matured.


Good morning too

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