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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:17pm On Dec 06, 2021
Op next pls.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 2:32pm On Dec 06, 2021
E dey hot.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 3:07pm On Dec 06, 2021
dodoatirice:
I’m here now. Bought a venza for my woman.


Stay tuned for giveaway
Typing….

God, when o
Congrats grin grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 3:11pm On Dec 06, 2021
Jaylynn:


God, when o
Congrats grin grin

Thank youuh
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 3:13pm On Dec 06, 2021
dodoatirice:
Baba (continuation from the last update) Na live parcel dem want na live parcel we go take run am)

Me:
which one be live parcel again

Baba: Live meat

Me:
those people dey sell meat too?

Baba:
Ewuuu, live meat na live person. No waste my time. Your time dey go so.

Me
Oya call the man make i pay


Transaction was done, pickup location was set. That night, as explained i picked up the live meat. I picked up a big wooden box that was carefully constructed and carefully left at the pickip location. I managed to lift and fit it in the back of my truck and as i drove on i wondered how a human being managed to be inside that box and would still be live when i got to the coven. I did get to the coven like after midnight. Surprisingly I didn’t throw a fit. Devil know wetin e dey do abeg. As soon as i got to the coven, i watched Baba and his assistant unveil the package and a girl of about 5years emerged but she had lost consciousness and according to the instructions the dealers gave before hand, baba laid the kid in the open and revived her. An innocent kid damn. As soon as the kid was revived, baba gave her water and then tied her hands and Legs, gagged her mouth and asked me to cit and rip the girl’s heart while he was alive. A beating heart was what was needed and i had to do the ripping off. I went livid with rage, I didn’t agree to it, I didn’t want to do it any longer. Baba kept laughing hysterically and his stupid assistant too. Ehn Baba dey take me laugh you sef dey laugh. I dropped the axe amd slapped hm 4 times in wuick succession. Like everytime after I brandished a slap and he wanted to say something i gave another until I finally lost count of the slap and he got the message to shut the Bleep up! Baba had finally stoped laughing and then there was a saliva rush and i barked away into the night. Baba and the kid noor even send me i was literally barking and i guess i scared away too many thieves that night lol. The next morning, i woke up to the view i left last night and this time it was in the day. I first bark that morning like say my oga no need visitor damn. When i was done throwing that fit, Baba came to me and informed me that even if i changed my mind, i had to Bark till sundown and that’s when he could help me and see if i had finally decided to do what he asked. No joke oo. I sat inside the sun and barked away at his coven that his other visitors came and saw me and this were was using me as a case study for his other clients that went the way i did. At sundown like he said, i had slowed down on the Barking and told him i was ready.


At forst I apologized to Baba’s assistant on Baba’s orders and we started. The little kid managed to stay alive guess she must have been fed because by the time i ripped out her Bloddy intestines, here was a mixture of fufu chewed beef, water and chewed and digested biscuits.



Im fainting fah

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 3:52pm On Dec 06, 2021
Jaylynn:


God, when o
Congrats grin grin

God when? .....

Search no more i dey for you if you no go give me headache cool

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 4:52pm On Dec 06, 2021
DSC7:


God when? .....

Search no more i dey for you if you no go give me headache cool
you be bad guy o, see how you enter the girl... grin grin grin grin

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 4:56pm On Dec 06, 2021
Nah how you wan take end this fiction I been...dey wait for. Cos you've personalize it from onset @ dodoatrice
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2021
Zeel007:
you be bad guy o, see how you enter the girl... grin grin grin grin

If she no give me better reply and i see her for shiloh this year i go naked swear for her...
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 6:24pm On Dec 06, 2021
Anticipating
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 6:47pm On Dec 06, 2021
DSC7:


If she no give me better reply and i see her for shiloh this year i go naked swear for her...
Lolz...the place Canaan land too big for you to recognize her nah
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 6:50pm On Dec 06, 2021
Zeel007:
Lolz...the place Canaan land too big for you to recognize her nah

That magnetic force go attract her to where i dey cheesy

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 8:20pm On Dec 06, 2021
DSC7:


That magnetic force go attract her to where i dey cheesy
The girl no be metal nah... grin grin grin how come you wan attract her Lol

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 8:21pm On Dec 06, 2021
DSC7:


That magnetic force go attract her to where i dey cheesy
I got an Intel say, her husband nah ghanian police..
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 8:22pm On Dec 06, 2021
@Dodoatrice, how far nah update...nah
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:25pm On Dec 06, 2021
Zeel007:
I got an Intel say, her husband nah ghanian police..

shocked shocked shocked...

He still dey learn work for where OGs dey....

No worry after every u go hear the scores....

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by jahson19(m): 8:56pm On Dec 06, 2021
Update ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Make ona carry ona chit chat go another thread abeg
Dodo drop update bfor dem derail this thread
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 9:05pm On Dec 06, 2021
DSC7:


shocked shocked shocked...

He still dey learn work for where OGs dey....

No worry after every u go hear the scores....
you mean say OG eyes self nah CCTV

Damnnn in slawomirr voice.... grin grin grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dayborlee(m): 9:16pm On Dec 06, 2021
dodoatirice:
I’m here now. Bought a venza for my woman.


Stay tuned for giveaway
Typing….

Congratulations bro.. Pray I would also do this for my woman also
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 9:48pm On Dec 06, 2021
No show yet.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by MoneyGoDrop: 8:48am On Dec 07, 2021
I have be reading this your story as a guest but not anymore. Keep up the good work.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by blesskewe(f): 11:07am On Dec 07, 2021
Baba abeg update na

I don check ur story countless times

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 12:06pm On Dec 07, 2021
oga dodo waiting for update and the give away o, hope you are good.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2021
Bukolaberry:
oga dodo waiting for update and the give away o, hope you are good.

Girls too like free things..
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 12:47pm On Dec 07, 2021
preshman22:

Girls too like free things..
it's our in-built battery.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 12:52pm On Dec 07, 2021
Bukolaberry:
it's our in-built battery.
You like free things but you don't give us free pussy
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by bakesntakes(m): 1:01pm On Dec 07, 2021
Bukolaberry:
it's our in-built battery.

Just imagine what you said.

Which kind disgusting mentality be that.


That's why Nigerian girls will always be "Nigerian girls"
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2021
bakesntakes:


Just imagine what you said.

Which kind disgusting mentality be that.


That's why Nigerian girls will always be "Nigerian girls"
I made that comment on a lighter note, and I will not appreciate such from you again, in as much as this is a faceless forum you don't have the right to reply in that manner and moreover I never mentioned you.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2021
preshman22:

You like free things but you don't give us free pussy
let's be guided please.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by jimmyolasun: 1:23pm On Dec 07, 2021
Bukolaberry:
let's be guided please.

You dey get pride with your begi begi..

Something new under the sun,

I'm shocked

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Typicool8(m): 1:58pm On Dec 07, 2021
Nice story boss
More ink to your pen and more blessings
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We dey wait for update and giveaway tongue

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 2:36pm On Dec 07, 2021
Bukolaberry:
let's be guided please.
No

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