OmoOshodi:
Let me help some drivers wey Dey Drive for night here.....

Buy 1 plantain( that one wey dem dey use to fry dodo)..ripe one

Slice it small while unpeeled

Count 21 alligator pepper seeds and
Stuck it inside it and boil it.

After peel it and eat everything.

It works for cutlass,knife and axe....

At least you can still run for your life...na December we dey avoid night driving if you can. Blood suckers everywhere

If you are thief , cultist or trouble maker and use this it will not work for you in Jesus name

Are you serious?

This is serious o!

OmoOshodi:
Let me help some drivers wey Dey Drive for night here.....

Buy 1 plantain( that one wey dem dey use to fry dodo)..ripe one

Slice it small while unpeeled

Count 21 alligator pepper seeds and
Stuck it inside it and boil it.

After peel it and eat everything.

It works for cutlass,knife and axe....

At least you can still run for your life...na December we dey avoid night driving if you can. Blood suckers everywhere

If you are thief , cultist or trouble maker and use this it will not work for you in Jesus name

Hello house.
Please anybody that has a car for rentals in ibadan should please contact me, I'm available to start working immediately...
God bless the hustle for all of us.
Here is my number
09076531084

Gentlelife50:

Are you serious?

Yes we are. We go soon drop gunshots own.
That one na unripe pawpaw mixed with Cameroon pepper.

Uber is the best.

Please can I use here for my car bolt inspection

Hugoempirecargo:
Is lasdri compulsory?

no

Na wa for una o. Person give una ode oshi, make una try am first and confirm, una dey doubt am.
All night drivers should try this and get back to us.

My first encounter with local government touts

So yesterday, I got a request on 1.9 surge at ago-palace road to trolley supermarket yaba.
On getting to trolley supermarket, rider asked if I will be willing to take her to leisure mall Surulere.
Me as a sure guy, I followed pear1910 advice and asked her to update the trip instead of ending and requesting again (based on 1.9).
She didn't spend up to 4mins in trolley supermarket so we continued the journey, on our way I made an emergency diversion due to heavy traffic, that's how this guy's stopped me and deceived me into following them to their office that they just want to check if they have warned me on that route before, that I will be freed if my plate number does not show in their office.
That's how we drove there ooo, I entered local government Naso dem lock gate, before I could park and get down, those mudafuckers don write receipt 20k say make I go pay for upstairs, Naso I take a deep breath sighs!.
Rider then asked me to end trip, Naso I end trip money Na ₦9,500

To cut the long story sha, rider is a very nice person she wanted to negotiate they price and pay, so I asked her to back off that I have a card to play.
Then I called my guy around that somolu area
Me: hello guy u dey Lagos?
My guy: Johnny bravo! yes, wetin xup?
Me: you dey around Ur area (somolu)
My guy: no, I no dey. But wetin xup?

Me: them arrest my car for somolu oh
My guy: who? (With para)
Me: local government touts
My guy: wetin you do?
Me: I no do anything oh, dem deceive me reach here come say make I pay 20k.
My guy: for this somolu Johnny bravo no worry u no go pay shi Shi.
Me: (in my mind Thank God ooo)
My guy: u don follow dem talk about money?
Me: no ooo Na dem just write 20k ticket
My guy: ok no negotiate anything ooo I go send person come der now now.
10mins later the person arrived and I noticed those touts just dey carry hand up say tuale baba tuale baba, I just remain calm hoping say Na my saviour be dis. Next thing, he called my number, I met him and explained to him he said no case he just told them am his brother, naso them leave me free of charge oo with no vex ontop.
The guy escort me commot for somolu Naso I give am 3k for transport oh.

Carried rider to leisure mall free of charge cos she's a nice person. Getting to leisure mall rider shock me oh, rider transferred my ₦9,500 complete, still reimburse me 3k cash wey I give that guy.
Na so I drive go yakoyo go swallow pounded yam.

Incips:
Uber is the best.

No doubt

OmoOshodi:
Let me help some drivers wey Dey Drive for night here.....

Buy 1 plantain( that one wey dem dey use to fry dodo)..ripe one

Slice it small while unpeeled

Count 21 alligator pepper seeds and
Stuck it inside it and boil it.

After peel it and eat everything.

It works for cutlass,knife and axe....

At least you can still run for your life...na December we dey avoid night driving if you can. Blood suckers everywhere

If you are thief , cultist or trouble maker and use this it will not work for you in Jesus name

Jones90:
Good evening all. Please i urgently need your advice. I'm about joining bolt hustle. I just collected my temporary DL today. And i collected loan from three different source to buy 07 Honda civic (Nigerian Used). But my problem now is that i just learned driving and I'm totally new to Lagos roads. I'm gonna depend on google map for directions. So please i really want you all to advice me as:

1. Someone that is new to driving (though my hands are kinda of strong)

2. Someone that is new to uber/bolt hustle. I want to know how i can maximise my time for a better profit.

3. Someone that is new to Lagos roads. How reliable is Google map etc.

Please i really want to achieve something through this hustle and more importantly to be able to clear the debt on my head. If there's any ant group, i wouldn't mind to join. Pls kindly assist me with any advice you know will be of help. You can DM me too if you don't want to drop it here 09019412826... Thanks in anticipation

I saw this post on Facebook, immediately I saw "ANT" I knew this person was from nairaland.

Una sure say this LEKKI Gardens phase 2 is not a haunted place?

....because what's all these abandoned houses everywhere..

https://punchng.com/lagos-magistrate-slams-traffic-officers-orders-release-of-impounded-car-motorist-demands-compensation/

A driver won task force guys at last.

Johnnybegood12:
My first encounter with local government touts

So yesterday, I got a request on 1.9 surge at ago-palace road to trolley supermarket yaba.
On getting to trolley supermarket, rider asked if I will be willing to take her to leisure mall Surulere.
Me as a sure guy, I followed pear1910 advice and asked her to update the trip instead of ending and requesting again (based on 1.9).
She didn't spend up to 4mins in trolley supermarket so we continued the journey, on our way I made an emergency diversion due to heavy traffic, that's how this guy's stopped me and deceived me into following them to their office that they just want to check if they have warned me on that route before, that I will be freed if my plate number does not show in their office.
That's how we drove there ooo, I entered local government Naso dem lock gate, before I could park and get down, those mudafuckers don write receipt 20k say make I go pay for upstairs, Naso I take a deep breath sighs!.
Rider then asked me to end trip, Naso I end trip money Na ₦9,500

To cut the long story sha, rider is a very nice person she wanted to negotiate they price and pay, so I asked her to back off that I have a card to play.
Then I called my guy around that somolu area
Me: hello guy u dey Lagos?
My guy: Johnny bravo! yes, wetin xup?
Me: you dey around Ur area (somolu)
My guy: no, I no dey. But wetin xup?

Me: them arrest my car for somolu oh
My guy: who? (With para)
Me: local government touts
My guy: wetin you do?
Me: I no do anything oh, dem deceive me reach here come say make I pay 20k.
My guy: for this somolu Johnny bravo no worry u no go pay shi Shi.
Me: (in my mind Thank God ooo)
My guy: u don follow dem talk about money?
Me: no ooo Na dem just write 20k ticket
My guy: ok no negotiate anything ooo I go send person come der now now.
10mins later the person arrived and I noticed those touts just dey carry hand up say tuale baba tuale baba, I just remain calm hoping say Na my saviour be dis. Next thing, he called my number, I met him and explained to him he said no case he just told them am his brother, naso them leave me free of charge oo with no vex ontop.
The guy escort me commot for somolu Naso I give am 3k for transport oh.

Carried rider to leisure mall free of charge cos she's a nice person. Getting to leisure mall rider shock me oh, rider transferred my ₦9,500 complete, still reimburse me 3k cash wey I give that guy.
Na so I drive go yakoyo go swallow pounded yam.

Johnny Bravo abeg u fit help us with this your connect? All these lagos state minions need learn better lesson.

northbird:
90% of car jacking cases occur at night.

The solution :
Only verified riders should be allowed to order rides at night.

Almost everyone has a NIN now.

This solution makes a whole sense

Buhari is coming to Lagos on Thursday.
Heavy traffic �

davit:
https://punchng.com/lagos-magistrate-slams-traffic-officers-orders-release-of-impounded-car-motorist-demands-compensation/

A driver won task force guys at last.

We re too gentle and foolish and impoverished in this country reason we can't speak up for our right as a people.

thoollz:


Johnny Bravo abeg u fit help us with this your connect? All these lagos state minions need learn better lesson.

Definitely yes
But then Na public forum be dis
Not advisable.

Barbiturate:


No doubt

With that 2% after 8 trips, obviously

davit:
https://punchng.com/lagos-magistrate-slams-traffic-officers-orders-release-of-impounded-car-motorist-demands-compensation/

A driver won task force guys at last.

Make I keep this one for my left hand

It has taken all of four months to convince a magistrate that where there’s no traffic sign, there can’t be an offence.

Jones90:
Good evening all. Please i urgently need your advice. I'm about joining bolt hustle. I just collected my temporary DL today. And i collected loan from three different source to buy 07 Honda civic (Nigerian Used). But my problem now is that i just learned driving and I'm totally new to Lagos roads. I'm gonna depend on google map for directions. So please i really want you all to advice me as:

1. Someone that is new to driving (though my hands are kinda of strong)

2. Someone that is new to uber/bolt hustle. I want to know how i can maximise my time for a better profit.

3. Someone that is new to Lagos roads. How reliable is Google map etc.

Please i really want to achieve something through this hustle and more importantly to be able to clear the debt on my head. If there's any ant group, i wouldn't mind to join. Pls kindly assist me with any advice you know will be of help. You can DM me too if you don't want to drop it here 09019412826... Thanks in anticipation

@ the bolded (number 1): still trying to understand, for this Lagos?

davit:
https://punchng.com/lagos-magistrate-slams-traffic-officers-orders-release-of-impounded-car-motorist-demands-compensation/

A driver won task force guys at last.

Four months...dem for don vandalize the motor well well

Guys aviod trip to ojodu berger, isheri and ogba for now ..

Trailer killed some school student and retaliatory attacks is currently going on.

IFSHR:
Guys aviod trip to ojodu berger, isheri and ogba for now ..

Trailer killed some school student and retaliatory attacks is currently going on.

Kai! Too many troubles in this country. Such a pity!!

Felicity0001:


We re too gentle and foolish and impoverished in this country reason we can't speak up for our right as a people.

MB thread go soon feel ur wrath avoid those monikers( na the same person). E don tey I know them.

One of una defensive driver just destroyed my side mirror. The worse was that he ignored me like nothing happened. The rider begged me and said he would give me 3k to fix it. This guy still told him not to give me up to 3k.

All these Corolla rough drivers, make una dey take am easy!

IFSHR:
Guys aviod trip to ojodu berger, isheri and ogba for now ..

Trailer killed some school student and retaliatory attacks is currently going on.

Read about 15 students were crushed to death by a trailer driver

mejai:

MB thread go soon feel ur wrath avoid those monikers( na the same person). E don tey I know them.

No mind that I'd.iot I don use style hint am say my own werey pass their generation put together I know it's d same person but i just choose to keep him quiet but e come be like say the quietness(absentee) of the cat is now making the rat landlord of the house so i say make I give am a tip of the ice bug small

Barbiturate:
One of una defensive driver just destroyed my side mirror. The worse was that he ignored me like nothing happened. The rider begged me and said he would give me 3k to fix it. This guy still told him not to give me up to 3k.

All these Corolla rough drivers, make una dey take am easy!

What temptation can be more than that? Bros abeg take am easy 3k won't be hard for you to bring out and fix your car!

Please let's try as much as possibpe to avoid trouble this period... This is a delicate and perilous time.

May God always give us the power and wisdom needed to over come every temptations this period! Amen!!

peeps4u:


Read about 15 students were crushed to death by a trailer driver

I was fixing my car close to my mechanic around there...I have strong blood allergy so I couldn't just go to the scene ...but I think from what my mecho said like 5 of the student was badly crushed while other sustain some injuries....

Traffic warden was trying to stop cars so the student can cross, it was a two lane, so the guy ran the first lane while the student were about crossing, probably due to brake failure or maybe he didn't sight the warden trying to stop him.


Omo those school student destroy incoming trailers and were ready to pounce on small cars too if not for begging from those inside the cars and others that begged them