Barbiturate:
One of una defensive driver just destroyed my side mirror. The worse was that he ignored me like nothing happened. The rider begged me and said he would give me 3k to fix it. This guy still told him not to give me up to 3k.

All these Corolla rough drivers, make una dey take am easy!

Omo, 3k can't do anything for ur 2012 Camry ooo. Na to buy complete mirror. This December na so so dent person go collect? If u price that mirror u go regret say u no damage the guy 2 side mirrors to calm ur anger as he no dey apologetic.
Sorry man!!


Modified: just checked online

Felicity0001:


What temptation can be more than that? Bros abeg take am easy 3k won't be hard for you to bring out and fix your car!

Please let's try as much as possibpe to avoid trouble this period... This is a delicate and perilous time.

May God always give us the power and wisdom needed to over come every temptations this period! Amen!!

Thanks feli. I wan manage fix am for my panel beater place now. Na 2k e charge, and the rider gave me 2500. Make I manage till I buy new ones.

chiste1:
Good morning guys, kindly advice on what to expect as an aspiring bolt/Uber driver.
I just lost my job last month and plan to join you guys as an e-hailing driver but don't have a ride.
I'll like to confirm if it's possible to register as a driver and get a vehicle to drive for Uber/Bolt.
If it's possible, what could be their conditions?

Not everyone has the capacity to drive on the e~hailing platform, but experience would surely tell you where you belong to...

mejai:

Omo, 3k can't do anything for ur 2012 Camry ooo. Na to buy complete mirror. This December na so so dent person go collect? If u price that mirror u go regret say u no damage the guy 2 side mirrors to calm ur anger as he no dey apologetic.
Sorry man!!


Modified: just checked online

Na wa o! My panel beater is fixing it now. I'll manage it like that for now.

Meanwhile it's 08 not 2012

Barbiturate:


Na wa o! My panel beater is fixing it now. I'll manage it like that for now.

Meanwhile it's 08 not 2012

Ok bro. The hustle no easy

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Barbiturate:
One of una defensive driver just destroyed my side mirror. The worse was that he ignored me like nothing happened. The rider begged me and said he would give me 3k to fix it. This guy still told him not to give me up to 3k.

All these Corolla rough drivers, make una dey take am easy!

Sorry bro...E dey pain me whenever I here say you enter gbègé...sorry bro...
majority of those Corolla boys are ill mannered , uncultured and their actions is being propelled by a reprobate mind. Rare light N500 dem no buy, dem go dey chook head enter little space , they form Italian job...
Similar incident happened slightly to me on Sunday around LCC , lekki...one short dude, so short, like a midget...you kon dey reverse, wound up all windows without looking back physically, kon stiff neck like crocodile looking at the inner mirror, dey reverse ....forming 007 tabi vastapen.

I slammed the horn behind him ó ...the idiot no hear .. Till I struggle to speed off behind a steep bend, the idiot scratched my car...

Came down and looked the guy like? Walai ...e~hailing platform need they conduct physical verification. I can bet it, hardly could the guy see his rear side while sitting. A pillowcase can't help his matter sef, I kon dey wonder say this ehailing na all comers affair ó...gbogbo èró...

Bro just be careful, try embarking on long distances avoid intra street and ensure you travel against traffic... Most important - no chase N1m.... #safetrip

Absentee of cat … you people should carry us along o. Wh con be rat bayi. Mejai i dey suspect you cos you know more than you’re telling


Baz001 no chase 1M but you no go hear.

YeyeGbami:
Absentee of cat … you people should carry us along o. Wh con be rat bayi. Mejai i dey suspect you cos you know more than you’re telling


Baz001 no chase 1M but you no go hear.

Shey na bear bear be that abi face mask?

komodapson:


Sorry bro...E dey pain me whenever I here say you enter gbègé...sorry bro...
majority of those Corolla boys are ill mannered , uncultured and their actions is being propelled by a reprobate mind. Rare light N500 dem no buy, dem go dey chook head enter little space , they form Italian job...
Similar incident happened slightly to me on Sunday around LCC , lekki...one short dude, so short, like a midget...you kon dey reverse, wound up all windows without looking back physically, kon stiff neck like crocodile looking at the inner mirror, dey reverse ....forming 007 tabi vastapen.

I slammed the horn behind him ó ...the idiot no hear .. Till I struggle to speed off behind a steep bend, the idiot scratched my car...

Came down and looked the guy like? Walai ...e~hailing platform need they conduct physical verification. I can bet it, hardly could the guy see his rear side while sitting. A pillowcase can't help his matter sef, I kon dey wonder say this ehailing na all comers affair ó...gbogbo èró...

Bro just be careful, try embarking on long distances avoid intra street and ensure you travel against traffic... Most important - no chase N1m.... #safetrip

Men!!! Try comedy
People wey never buy boot latch abi catcher na rope things go buy side mirror for person?

YeyeGbami:
Absentee of cat … you people should carry us along o. Wh con be rat bayi. Mejai i dey suspect you cos you know more than you’re telling


Baz001 no chase 1M but you no go hear.

Nooooo! Person wan test the anger of Felicity001.
But na for another thread.

Truth is most guys doing this work now are accidental drivers. They just decided to do the work cos they heard that money dey there. Most don't know how to really drive. I see them on the roads every day.

It is that pathetic.

Barbiturate:
One of una defensive driver just destroyed my side mirror. The worse was that he ignored me like nothing happened. The rider begged me and said he would give me 3k to fix it. This guy still told him not to give me up to 3k.

All these Corolla rough drivers, make una dey take am easy!

davit:
Truth is most guys doing this work now are accidental drivers. They just decided to do the work cos they heard that money dey there. Most don't know how to really drive. I see them on the roads every day.

It is that pathetic.

Walai... I'm also one of them, but the difference is....I know where my strength lies, over 2 years now, I've never driven more than 4days in a week and always less than 12 hours....Any attempt to go above this threshold would result to either the Car breaking down or I breakdown - (according to BAZOO )
To each is own, if you like update dashboard N1Billion.... "Your money na ur own ó" - in davidos voice...

But BAZOO said one thing some few pages longtime ago, which is Germaine... He said : "It amazes him how some dude, get the mental strength and motivation, waking up everyday to Drive in a City like lasgidi"....

Could money have been the motivation?
( can't really say)

A discern individual would know, this is the most difficult aspect of this hustle - getting the right motivation to go behind wheels everyday ..if you did have aspirations, dreams, goals you'd set to achieve . you will have a fair understanding how difficult it is to go by with this hustle. Mind you, to majority it is an END - (career/profession) , which I see nothing wrong in it, but to few ones it is a phase.

So to each is own...

Gracias!!!

davit:
Truth is most guys doing this work now are accidental drivers. They just decided to do the work cos they heard that money dey there. Most don't know how to really drive. I see them on the roads every day.

It is that pathetic.

You're right bro. Some are even doing it out of frustration, so they unleash the frustration on the road. You need to see the way this guy was squeezing his face and vexing, like someone made him angry before!

Barbiturate:


Thanks feli. I wan manage fix am for my panel beater place now. Na 2k e charge, and the rider gave me 2500. Make I manage till I buy new ones.

Abeg manage am my oga it's better than fighting over something you're bigger than.

komodapson:


Sorry bro...E dey pain me whenever I here say you enter gbègé...sorry bro...

Thanks brother. I appreciate your concern. The thing taya me walai. Despite the fact that today wasn't that good concerning returns, person still clear my side mirror. Anyways, I don manage fix am small. I'll manage it for sometime.

I lol at that ur story with the short guy.

It is just the kind of country we find ourselves. Mad drivers every where and the govt is only concerned about money! My cousin in the states, who did uber before going into truck business, told me the process it takes before you can drive on uber or Lyft. You have to pass through some process before you can get a driver's licence, not to talk of the process it takes driving on e-hailing.

He said a guy's licence was withdrawn from him cos they found out he had taken some alcohol. He did not hit anybody. He had to sell his truck cos he was banned from driving. Used the money to follow up his case in court. My cousin's friend bought the truck from him at a cheap price.

God go help us for this country! Thanks again brother

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Felicity0001:


Abeg manage am my oga it's better than fighting over something you're bigger than.

Thanks bro. I appreciate. E be like the story wey that guy wey go jail tell you, don make you calm down o

It is a good one though! I like your new character. How your son? Trust all's well

komodapson:


Walai... I'm also one of them, but the difference is....I know where my strength lies, over 2 years now, I've never driven more than 4days in a week and always less than 12 hours....Any attempt to go above this threshold would result to either the Car breaking down or I breakdown - (according to BAZOO )
To each is own, if you like update dashboard N1Billion.... "Your money na ur own ó" - in davidos voice...

But BAZOO said one thing some few pages longtime ago, which is Germaine... He said : "It amazes him how some dude, get the mental strength and motivation, waking up everyday to Drive in a City like lasgidi"....

Could money have been the motivation?
( can't really say)

A discern individual would know, this is the most difficult aspect of this hustle - getting the right motivation to go behind wheels everyday ..if you did have aspirations, dreams, goals you'd set to achieve . you will have a fair understanding how difficult it is to go by with this hustle. Mind you, to majority it is an END - (career/profession) , which I see nothing wrong in it, but to few ones it is a phase.

So to each is own...

Gracias!!!

Lemmie learn from your laziness, what can weekend driving fetch me? (saturdays and sundays) and maybe few hours after close of work weekdays?

I had a very terrible experience with a rider this evening.

This man ordered me at Makoko in Yaba area. He was going to the airport When I got there

I had a very terrible experience with a rider this evening.

This man ordered me at Makoko community in Yaba area. He was going to the airport When I got there, he came out with a lady carrying two bags. I opened the trunk from inside and they put the bags and closed the trunk.

The man came and sat in front of the car but refused to close the door. He started asking me why I didn't come down to open the trunk for him. That, is he not paying for the trip, that I am not doing him a favour. So many trashes.

I told him that I opened the trunk from inside and I am already seated in the car so? He then said that he will cancel the trip. I told him that with all pleasure, he can cancel it.

The next thing, the man said that I will not take my car out of their estate until I bring his bags out of my car by myself. I came down from the car and he did. When we got to the gate, the estate security men asked me to go outside the gate, I told them that something is wrong with their brain to think that I will leave my car inside their estate and go outside so they will lock me out.

After much back and forth, I just knew the man had home advantage and there's no need dragging further, let me just remove his luggages from my car and move on to other trips.

When I brought his bag out, he started shouting that I have broken things inside the bag with the way I dropped it on the floor. I just entered my car and drove to the gate before those security people opened for me to drive out.

The man was telling me that he left university 35 years ago, that he has a personal driver that he pays 150k monthly. I guess he's use to getting served that he can't differentiate his domestic staff from someone that's there to provide a service and go.

This hustle sha.

Mr Augustus abi na Augustine.... I greet you oo...

Barbiturate:


Thanks bro. I appreciate. E be like the story wey that guy wey go jail tell you, don make you calm down o

It is a good one though! I like your new character. How your son? Trust all's well

Dailyparrot:
I had a very terrible experience with a rider this evening.

This man ordered me at Makoko community in Yaba area. He was going to the airport When I got there, he came out with a lady carrying two bags. I opened the trunk from inside and they put the bags and closed the trunk.

The man came and sat in front of the car but refused to close the door. He started asking me why I didn't come down to open the trunk for him. That, is he not paying for the trip, that I am not doing him a favour. So many trashes.

I told him that I opened the trunk from inside and I am already seated in the car so? He then said that he will cancel the trip. I told him that with all pleasure, he can cancel it.

The next thing, the man said that I will not take my car out of their estate until I bring his bags out of my car by myself. I came down from the car and he did. When we got to the gate, the estate security men asked me to go outside the car, I told them that something is wrong with their brain to think that I will leave my car inside their estate and go outside so they will lock me out.

After much back and forth, I just knew the man had home advantage and there's no need dragging further, let me just remove his luggages from my car and move on to other trips.

When I brought his bag out, he started shouting that I have broken things inside the bag with the way I dropped it on the floor. I just entered my car and drove to the gate before those security people opened for me to drive out.

The man was telling me that he left university 35 years ago, that he has a personal driver that he pays 150k monthly. I guess he's use to getting served that he can't differentiate his domestic staff from someone that's there to provide a service and go.

This hustle sha.

He must be partially mad to have done that to you

[b]

Dailyparrot:
I had a very terrible experience with a rider this evening.

This man ordered me at Makoko community in Yaba area. He was going to the airport When I got there, he came out with a lady carrying two bags. I opened the trunk from inside and they put the bags and closed the trunk.

The man came and sat in front of the car but refused to close the door. He started asking me why I didn't come down to open the trunk for him. That, is he not paying for the trip, that I am not doing him a favour. So many trashes.

I told him that I opened the trunk from inside and I am already seated in the car so? He then said that he will cancel the trip. I told him that with all pleasure, he can cancel it.

The next thing, the man said that I will not take my car out of their estate until I bring his bags out of my car by myself. I came down from the car and he did. When we got to the gate, the estate security men asked me to go outside the car, I told them that something is wrong with their brain to think that I will leave my car inside their estate and go outside so they will lock me out.

After much back and forth, I just knew the man had home advantage and there's no need dragging further, let me just remove his luggages from my car and move on to other trips.

When I brought his bag out, he started shouting that I have broken things inside the bag with the way I dropped it on the floor. I just entered my car and drove to the gate before those security people opened for me to drive out.

The man was telling me that he left university 35 years ago, that he has a personal driver that he pays 150k monthly. I guess he's use to getting served that he can't differentiate his domestic staff from someone that's there to provide a service and go.

This hustle sha.

Lol...For him to have quickly reel out this unfounded statement, him no get shingbai...confam richmen no dey shout, you go see am for him body, his utterances, finesse, panache... Òlówo kí pàríwo...richman no dey shout....na empty barrel .... You see why some us kept saying , this hustle no be everyday "husulu" - (in my eastern brothers intonation)

1daboi:
Buhari is coming to Lagos on Thursday.
Heavy traffic �

Hmmm....you go here Pansa Pansa...wetin bubu wan' kon do sef? Can't just imagine

Barbiturate:


Thanks brother. I appreciate your concern. The thing taya me walai. Despite the fact that today wasn't that good concerning returns, person still clear my side mirror. Anyways, I don manage fix am small. I'll manage it for sometime.

I lol at that ur story with the short guy.

It is just the kind of country we find ourselves. Mad drivers every where and the govt is only concerned about money! My cousin in the states, who did uber before going into truck business, told me the process it takes before you can drive on uber or Lyft. You have to pass through some process before you can get a driver's licence, not to talk of the process it takes driving on e-hailing.

He said a guy's licence was withdrawn from him cos they found out he had taken some alcohol. He did not hit anybody. He had to sell his truck cos he was banned from driving. Used the money to follow up his case in court. My cousin's friend bought the truck from him at a cheap price.

God go help us for this country! Thanks again brother

Wonga shí né i, gaskia ni.
To be issued DL for America and UK....na war, can't say for other European nation...but it seems if you did reside in some rural areas in America - North Carolina, Arkansas' to mention a few...you still fit use "craze without DL" dey drive without being apprehended - (so I was told)
Most Nigerians did fail up to 3 times before being issued DL...

streetsoldier1:


He must be [b]partially mad [/b]to have done that to you

Which one be Partial madness again
It could be the dangerous/worst form of madness ó

Still in need of car for rentals

Omo Una wey dey do e-hailing still dey get time come post for here Una dey try.
Before I start this job ehn I get ginger die ......now that I don start I no even get time for myself....I never read this thread for over 3 weeks now.
If I reach home like this na to sleep till 8 am

Please I need your advice guys. I’ll be done with my HND program in about a week and I’m thinking about going into ehailing services, at least to make some cash before my NYSC. I have about 2 years driving experience and a license, and there is this Toyota muscle Camry that my uncle is willing to borrow me for any length of time. What advice do you have for me. Thanks

swaqq:
Please I need your advice guys. I’ll be done with my HND program in about a week and I’m thinking about going into ehailing services, at least to make some cash before my NYSC. I have about 2 years driving experience and a license, and there is this Toyota muscle Camry that my uncle is willing to borrow me for any length of time. What advice do you have for me. Thanks

There is no advice than to go ahead. Unless You have other things to do while waiting for your NYSC. Just be careful on the road

Good luck