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Smart Lady Gets Perfect Revenge On Yahoo Guy That Wants To Use Her For Rituals / In - Between ( A Fictional Story) / Life Of A Shy Guy (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by bakesntakes(m): 9:46am On Dec 08, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Shade don Bleep up, she suppose collect well well |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by blesskewe(f): 9:53am On Dec 08, 2021 |
Shade na hin find trouble |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:30am On Dec 08, 2021 |
should I say Shade touched the tail of a sleeping lion? |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:35am On Dec 08, 2021 |
Once you allow any lady know about your spiritual movements,, you are finished..... I fear who no fear women... 2 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 11:53am On Dec 08, 2021 |
DSC7:
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 12:13pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:31pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
I was going to pay the Bribe as these officers were adamant and not bulging. Anyway as soon as i said i was gonnna make payments, they released the cuffs on my wrists and before i know we were discussing as friends. I made them very comfortable, ordered food, put music, they wined and dined and i made transfers. I didn’t give two million, I handed out money to them in cash. That transaction e sweet them gan. I handed out cash to the tune of 800k and the officers accepted it telling me that their pricing no be…. Wait Officer 1: You no juss give uss out money complete but no worry, na only for shoprite them no dey price. As the officer left my abode, i heard them fire into the air disturbing the calming peace in the estate. Okay na. I enter whatsapp ontop my phone, Shade had posted Niggaboi’s pic with the caption ‘Mia’ and that meant ‘mine’ in Spanish wehdone. Then i replied the status she posted with a pic of the officers she’d sent to take me down as a ritualist with the caption, “no be who fest call police or go station dey win case” then she too now replied my message and said “i never even shuck hand for pocket commot bird” then i replied with ‘ehn ehn mafoor” and the chat died a personal death. Two plus two na wetin? Omo ase go talk say na four, but to me Na twenty two. That’s how many times i had finished off Shade in my head i even got a text from her on a later note that i meeded to return her dammned stuff that i took and that She just start with me and that by the time she’s done with me, I’d be able to explain how i cooked up Her sis and ate. ‘Lol’ i replied, I was dealing with spirits, that one itself dey stress my life na Shadey own go come add join wetin i dey face? No lele. I rang baba and his Intel was, Nothing could be done to Shade spiritual as her fate had to be decided by myself and not a spiritual thing. Baba asked me to remember that anything i wanted to do concerning her case, before i started anything i should bath that soap he gave me ‘Ose Ashegbe’ a soap that whatever i did would not be traced to me or if it was, it would be overlooked. Again i thanked baba and cut the call it had to be tonight. I called Shaggi and asked him and his boys to bring Shade for me lowkey as they’d done with Jago. As expected Shagii was up to it. He called me back 5hours later and said Shade had been dropped off at Baba’s Coven. Wagbayi i shot back from my end of the phone and in no time i was with Baba. They brought Shade in with blindfolds and when i got there she was still blind folded so she aint know a thing. Then As soon as i touched down Baba’s coven, Baba no even send he was attending to his other customers bit then his assistant helped move shade to the permanent site. I asked Shade if she knew where she was, no no no she answered back fearfully. Me: you sabi who dey toookkk Shade: ( even if She did, fear no let am answer yes) No no no no. Very good my Gee. I beckoned on Baba’s assistant and asked him to leave us alone. I gave him some change for Lord gin and he bounced out. I took the veil of Shade’s face and she looked shock. The werey still wan dey form no wahala jarey. Then i brough out my favorite weapon, the golf stick, and i ha brought a hammer along for support. self-service!!!! I missed the first swing then Shadey knew the end was near bit no I didn’t plan to kill her. self-service self-service self-service self-service!! Both the hammer and the golf stuck i dislocated all the joints in Shade’s body, I’m saying the visible joints The wrist The shoulder joint the joint in the elbow area The joints that connected her knees I made enough damage but she didn’t die. Because that wasn’t what i was aiming for bit then the sharp cry and pain. I called shaggi to return her back or leave her where she’d be found. But before then i told her I didn’t see her coming out of that one. 6 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 12:42pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
You for do pass that one na.... If I be you I for sacrifice shade to the juju |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 12:43pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
First to like and first to comment |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:44pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
preshman22: I don use am before Dem noor dey use pesin twice bro 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:08pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Say hi to Funmilayor. She’s saved me from the feds on many occasions. If i wan commot we dey dey inside car together once you be police see am eh you go just tel me to dey go no problem. Based on a true life story Fiction less this one I give my Dogs local names tho 8 Likes
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 1:13pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
dodoatirice:my boss I dey tell you. If to say you know, you for use her since. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by formular760: 1:28pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
This your piece u sure say part of m no hapoun to yuh? And the next story wey dey your sigi, i wan see as that wan sef go be |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:47pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
formular760: Hehe, Dodoatirice2 is working on the other fiction and that one update no go dey delay like this one. She just wan write episodes down come dey post! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by mokoh(m): 1:58pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Boss how we go take access that one once he drop |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:36pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Next op. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 2:36pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Na ur Baby mama dey compose that one for us?.... .. Hope say e go bam wella?.... We no hear anything about the giveaway again.... #Headburn.... |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 3:15pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Rick9:you go wicked for real life o...chaii... |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 3:16pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Dodoatrice how far, next post abeg...you don dey make the story dey lively once again 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:05pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
mokoh: I go drop link for here before this one end 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:05pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Zeel007: Make i reach house no shaking |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:06pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
DSC7: Me na try i dey, i dey read wetin she dey write and me sef dey foorrr. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 5:30pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
dodoatirice:alright bro, thanks 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 6:38pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Zeel007:Disloyalty is like cancer. Eliminate it before it spreads and cause further damages. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by iboboyswag(m): 8:01pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Dodo is viewing... Are you thinking what I am thinking? Inbtw, I don't want shade to end this way. It was too quick. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:10pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
iboboyswag: What are you thinking lol |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by iboboyswag(m): 8:14pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Lol... All of the above. Update et al |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 8:29pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Shade sha wan off ya light Now you don off her well being mad! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:45pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Waiting |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 9:28pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
How far nah @dodoatrice, Update Update Update Update Update |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by tammyf: 10:30pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Update bro |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 10:37pm On Dec 08, 2021 |
Anticipating |
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