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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by bakesntakes(m): 9:46am On Dec 08, 2021
dodoatirice:

Shade hit first verry very cool

Shade don Bleep up, she suppose collect well well
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by blesskewe(f): 9:53am On Dec 08, 2021
Shade na hin find trouble
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:30am On Dec 08, 2021
should I say Shade touched the tail of a sleeping lion?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:35am On Dec 08, 2021
Once you allow any lady know about your spiritual movements,, you are finished.....

I fear who no fear women...

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 11:53am On Dec 08, 2021
DSC7:
Once you allow any lady know about your spiritual movements,, you are finished.....

I fear who no fear women...
grin grin

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 12:13pm On Dec 08, 2021

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:31pm On Dec 08, 2021
I was going to pay the Bribe as these officers were adamant and not bulging. Anyway as soon as i said i was gonnna make payments, they released the cuffs on my wrists and before i know we were discussing as friends. I made them very comfortable, ordered food, put music, they wined and dined and i made transfers. I didn’t give two million, I handed out money to them in cash. That transaction e sweet them gan. I handed out cash to the tune of 800k and the officers accepted it telling me that their pricing no be…. Wait

Officer 1:
You no juss give uss out money complete but no worry, na only for shoprite them no dey price.

As the officer left my abode, i heard them fire into the air disturbing the calming peace in the estate. Okay na. I enter whatsapp ontop my phone, Shade had posted Niggaboi’s pic with the caption ‘Mia’ and that meant ‘mine’ in Spanish wehdone. Then i replied the status she posted with a pic of the officers she’d sent to take me down as a ritualist with the caption, “no be who fest call police or go station dey win case” then she too now replied my message and said “i never even shuck hand for pocket commot bird” then i replied with ‘ehn ehn mafoor” and the chat died a personal death.


Two plus two na wetin? Omo ase go talk say na four, but to me Na twenty two. That’s how many times i had finished off Shade in my head i even got a text from her on a later note that i meeded to return her dammned stuff that i took and that She just start with me and that by the time she’s done with me, I’d be able to explain how i cooked up Her sis and ate. ‘Lol’ i replied, I was dealing with spirits, that one itself dey stress my life na Shadey own go come add join wetin i dey face? No lele. I rang baba and his Intel was, Nothing could be done to Shade spiritual as her fate had to be decided by myself and not a spiritual thing. Baba asked me to remember that anything i wanted to do concerning her case, before i started anything i should bath that soap he gave me ‘Ose Ashegbe’ a soap that whatever i did would not be traced to me or if it was, it would be overlooked. Again i thanked baba and cut the call it had to be tonight. I called Shaggi and asked him and his boys to bring Shade for me lowkey as they’d done with Jago. As expected Shagii was up to it. He called me back 5hours later and said Shade had been dropped off at Baba’s Coven. Wagbayi i shot back from my end of the phone and in no time i was with Baba. They brought Shade in with blindfolds and when i got there she was still blind folded so she aint know a thing. Then As soon as i touched down Baba’s coven, Baba no even send he was attending to his other customers bit then his assistant helped move shade to the permanent site.

I asked Shade if she knew where she was, no no no she answered back fearfully.

Me: you sabi who dey toookkk

Shade: ( even if She did, fear no let am answer yes)
No no no no.

Very good my Gee. I beckoned on Baba’s assistant and asked him to leave us alone. I gave him some change for Lord gin and he bounced out. I took the veil of Shade’s face and she looked shock. The werey still wan dey form no wahala jarey. Then i brough out my favorite weapon, the golf stick, and i ha brought a hammer along for support. self-service!!!! I missed the first swing then Shadey knew the end was near bit no I didn’t plan to kill her. self-service self-service self-service self-service!! Both the hammer and the golf stuck i dislocated all the joints in Shade’s body, I’m saying the visible joints

The wrist
The shoulder joint
the joint in the elbow area
The joints that connected her knees

I made enough damage but she didn’t die. Because that wasn’t what i was aiming for bit then the sharp cry and pain. I called shaggi to return her back or leave her where she’d be found. But before then i told her I didn’t see her coming out of that one.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 12:42pm On Dec 08, 2021
You for do pass that one na....

If I be you I for sacrifice shade to the juju
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 12:43pm On Dec 08, 2021
First to like and first to comment
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:44pm On Dec 08, 2021
preshman22:
You for do pass that one na....

If I be you I for sacrifice shade to the juju

I don use am before

Dem noor dey use pesin twice bro

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:08pm On Dec 08, 2021
Say hi to Funmilayor.
She’s saved me from the feds on many occasions. If i wan commot we dey dey inside car together once you be police see am eh you go just tel me to dey go no problem.

Based on a true life story
Fiction less this one

I give my Dogs local names tho

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 1:13pm On Dec 08, 2021
dodoatirice:

Ajeh, that babe na foolish fooooool!!
grin my boss I dey tell you. If to say you know, you for use her since. grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by formular760: 1:28pm On Dec 08, 2021
shocked This your piece u sure say part of m no hapoun to yuh?

And the next story wey dey your sigi, i wan see as that wan sef go be
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:47pm On Dec 08, 2021
formular760:
shocked This your piece u sure say part of m no hapoun to yuh?

And the next story wey dey your sigi, i wan see as that wan sef go be


Hehe, Dodoatirice2 is working on the other fiction and that one update no go dey delay like this one. She just wan write episodes down come dey post!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by mokoh(m): 1:58pm On Dec 08, 2021
dodoatirice:


Hehe, Dodoatirice2 is working on the other fiction and that one update no go dey delay like this one. She just wan write episodes down come dey post!


Boss how we go take access that one once he drop
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:36pm On Dec 08, 2021
Next op.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 2:36pm On Dec 08, 2021
dodoatirice:


Hehe, Dodoatirice2 is working on the other fiction and that one update no go dey delay like this one. She just wan write episodes down come dey post!

Na ur Baby mama dey compose that one for us?.... shocked..

Hope say e go bam wella?....

We no hear anything about the giveaway again....

#Headburn....
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 3:15pm On Dec 08, 2021
Rick9:

grin my boss I dey tell you. If to say you know, you for use her since. grin
you go wicked for real life o...chaii...
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 3:16pm On Dec 08, 2021
Dodoatrice how far, next post abeg...you don dey make the story dey lively once again

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:05pm On Dec 08, 2021
mokoh:



Boss how we go take access that one once he drop

I go drop link for here before this one end

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:05pm On Dec 08, 2021
Zeel007:
Dodoatrice how far, next post abeg...you don dey make the story dey lively once again

Make i reach house no shaking
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:06pm On Dec 08, 2021
DSC7:


Na ur Baby mama dey compose that one for us?.... shocked..

Hope say e go bam wella?....

We no hear anything about the giveaway again....

#Headburn....

Me na try i dey, i dey read wetin she dey write and me sef dey foorrr.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 5:30pm On Dec 08, 2021
dodoatirice:


Make i reach house no shaking
alright bro, thanks

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 6:38pm On Dec 08, 2021
Zeel007:
you go wicked for real life o...chaii...
Disloyalty is like cancer. Eliminate it before it spreads and cause further damages. grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by iboboyswag(m): 8:01pm On Dec 08, 2021
Dodo is viewing... Are you thinking what I am thinking? shocked shocked

Inbtw, I don't want shade to end this way. It was too quick.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:10pm On Dec 08, 2021
iboboyswag:
Dodo is viewing... Are you thinking what I am thinking? shocked shocked

Inbtw, I don't want shade to end this way. It was too quick.

What are you thinking lol
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by iboboyswag(m): 8:14pm On Dec 08, 2021
dodoatirice:


What are you thinking lol

Lol... All of the above. Update et al
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 8:29pm On Dec 08, 2021
grin Shade sha wan off ya light

Now you don off her well being mad! tongue grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:45pm On Dec 08, 2021
Waiting
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 9:28pm On Dec 08, 2021
How far nah @dodoatrice,
Update
Update
Update
Update
Update
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by tammyf: 10:30pm On Dec 08, 2021
Update bro
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 10:37pm On Dec 08, 2021
Anticipating

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