dodoatirice:
(Ceeza, if you get to read this, your boy is broke just like you said it will happen but like you thought me, the only way to give up, is to try again).

I think this gotta be my favorite line in this story. Especially at the bolded.

Baba how far nah @ dodoatrice

Update
Update
Update

We dey here for queue dey wait for the next episode

I don finally reach last page

Haaace, where you, barman serve everyone here there favorite drink, and start to dey prepare camel peppersoup, we die put here


But OP near me first, you sure say na just your imagination be this, spirit and blood nonjust revealed all of these to you, the way you detailed and described these events at stuff, no he ordinary ooo.

This is one of the best stories I have read here, I don't just read stories to kill boredom or be entertained, I make sure I learn something from it, and these your story na eye opener ooo.

Things really dey happen oo, and people no really mind sell their souls to the devil for short fames, while they are dying slowly,without happiness and peace of mind


Abeg barman, add the camel's head to dodo's plate of peppersoup

Khd95:
I don finally reach last page

Haaace, where you, barman serve everyone here there favorite drink, and start to dey prepare camel peppersoup, we die put here


But OP near me first, you sure say na just your imagination be this, spirit and blood nonjust revealed all of these to you, the way you detailed and described these events at stuff, no he ordinary ooo.

This is one of the best stories I have read here, I don't just read stories to kill boredom or be entertained, I make sure I learn something from it, and these your story na eye opener ooo.

Things really dey happen oo, and people no really mind sell their souls to the devil for short fames, while they are dying slowly,without happiness and peace of mind


Abeg barman, add the camel's head to dodo's plate of peppersoup

Camel peppersoup?
Abeg eat your thing alone.

Anticipating

amzee:

Camel peppersoup?
Abeg eat your thing alone.

I must eat from inside

Dodoatirice my post is the 1000th comment...

Oya Shower me with updates

preshman22:

I must eat from inside

Okay
Happy eating

Dodoatrice no fall person hand nah, update this thing nah...the story too sweet to be ignored

Zeel007:
alright bro, thanks

Naija police do me shege yesterday, i reach house go sleep ni ooo

dodoatirice:


Naija police do me shege yesterday, i reach house go sleep ni ooo

please bro come and update

dodoatirice:


Naija police do me shege yesterday, i reach house go sleep ni ooo

Funmilayo no fit save you?

Those animals in black uniform are evil

Boss, I’m just a normal guy, i live a normal life and i have kids. Yes i may be a youth but look everything you read here is entirely fictious. But then again before i wrote this piece, i did lots of research, from Clerics to clerics, Baba Awo etc, i made it seem like i was writing a research and it wasn’t easy getting the spiritual stuff out of them. From the Intel that i got, i was able to put toget This piece. In reality I’m not a ritualist.

I know its hard to believe but that’s how i went about putting this piece together.

70% imagination
30% research

Look where we are

In other words,

Thanks everyone for the views and comments as when i started this i almost gave up. 2weeks no comments and views.

Khd95:
I don finally reach last page

Haaace, where you, barman serve everyone here there favorite drink, and start to dey prepare camel peppersoup, we die put here


But OP near me first, you sure say na just your imagination be this, spirit and blood nonjust revealed all of these to you, the way you detailed and described these events at stuff, no he ordinary ooo.

This is one of the best stories I have read here, I don't just read stories to kill boredom or be entertained, I make sure I learn something from it, and these your story na eye opener ooo.

Things really dey happen oo, and people no really mind sell their souls to the devil for short fames, while they are dying slowly,without happiness and peace of mind


Abeg barman, add the camel's head to dodo's plate of peppersoup

Epeegee:



Funmilayo no fit save you?

Those animals in black uniform are evil

Where I went to, no pets allowed bros

Ace of spades, Jack daniel, mpkulumiri, refnol and loud sativa coupled with loud music that boomed from my Beats Bluetooth Media Player, i wasted away inside my hotel room i just didn’t want to think about anything. The dealer that brought me the drugs stayed with me in my hotel roof because mpkulumiri had a system to it, he brought the tools needed along and threw a large gram of mpkulumiri on the bunker and coupled with loud weed strain, and occasional poping of the refnol pill coupled with the aforementioned alchol, I couldn’t see myself. The dealer guy just dey drug up dey order food. I already told him to make himself comfy and so he did.. Niggaboi had came back into town and had been ever buzzing on the phone wanting to link up. I asked him (like I didn’t know) about Shade and He said they said a car ran her over and they found her somewhere on the road and that she was badly damaged and that she couldn’t talk too. Even said he didn’t think he’d continue with her because the accident may leave her crippled or even if, she’d be confined to a wheelchair and she it’s him that would be pushing her around ni.. He shot back that last sentence and hunged up. I had already given him the location of the hotel i was and i was pretty sure he’d come. In no time we were in my hotel room together and Niggaboi joined in the drug binge. ( I understood why he wanted to do away with Shade) our discussion went through his travel and his experience and how he bleeped oyinbo pusssssssay and how it felt too creamy.

Niggaboi:
Na so i carry 3 better white chicka go lodge o. These babes sabi handle men die. But their puna e be like tap. Shook preek cream don full your dick but e sweet oo.


Then he told me of the things he learnt and the deals he took on and ending it with, i wan buy benz sef.

Me:
Omo no time 3 for the road?

Niggaboi:
Yes i can make it four but red Jackie dey town o bit i go combine the money of two to buy one.

Me:
Ok which ride you wan buy

Niggaboi:
Which one again? Benz na, i fit buy glk

Me:
Taaaa that ugly Benzo, buy that Gle 450 i you get the mooorney na

Niggaboi:
That one dey but the thing go cast me og make i buy that glk

Me:
Werey, dem go use Gle collect your bae if you buy glk.

Niggaboi:
Chai oya no lele nextweek i go buy am.

Me:
Now nkoor?

Nighaboi: now

Me:
Make we dey go.


Niggaboi thought i was playing, i got up, told the dealer guy who all the while had been silent but observing to man the room and he could order anything that we’d be back. Niggaboi was suprised about the ginger i was givint him, he said he thought to himself the possibility of a new ride, BEC scam he ran from the update he learnt outside the county gave him close to 150milion so i knew he was up to it. We went and brought back a 45million naira benz and i called my house agent and asked him to help Niggaboi find a house on lease.

dodoatirice next pls

Haakeem:
dodoatirice next pls

I drove Niggaboi’s brand new Gle 450 from the car-lot and he drove my own Benz, inside this guy car back to the lodge, i knew we were two different persons and had different obligations. I had money more than he probably did but i paid for it dearly, He now has a benz worth more than mine with acute peace of mind. Something I’d trade all the money in the world for, seems like the devil took my peace of mind and offered me all the money in the world through yahoo yahoo and ritual laced with ritual killings and crime. But for whatever it is, peace in itself is very expensive, more expensive than all the money in the world. I came to realize that money can’t buy peace of mind and if you loosegaurd and take the money the devil offered, he takes your peace and makes you miserable. I understood that Niggaboi would pay for his crime too one way or the other as a scam was a scam no matter what. But he didn’t trade his peace for anything in the world. I mean, he could live in his house with comfiness, he could decide to go anywhere all he had to watch out for was the feds. But that didn’t justify the means at which he made money which was outrageously illegal or how i made money which was spiritual and crime filed. I hope my sins won’t catch up to me sooner than later.


Time to pay the price and make another soap. At Baba’s coven, i asked him to call the dealer so i could go pick up the parcel. Baba said no need as this time, the task was easy and I’d have to part with part of me for the soap this time. Parts of me ke? His complete Intel was I’d have to part with my body part for the saop this time. He’d severe one of my toes, and make the soap with it. Then i went livid with rage.

Me:
Baba, e be like say the gods are crazy, they must be crazy. Wait na joke you dey?

Baba:
Watch it young man, here wey you dey dem dey hear

Me:
What’s young about me? You wan cut my toe you say make i watch wetin?

Baba:
All the people wey you kpesh nkoor, no be me give order, and i no tak say you go die. But repercussion dey oo and you go seeam.

I looked at him in the eye in a mean way and got up then took my leave. Abi iru kileleyi bayi. I ignited the car But before i geared it up his assistant tapped on the window my side of the car.

Ass:
Oga baba say maka tell i sayy if you drive go na 3 we go cut.

Ahn i rolled up my window and hit my Throttle then off i went. This people mus be joking i mused to myself, i said that but deep down i knew they weren’t joking but Bleep it anything wey wan happen make e happen but deep down I silently prayed for nothing to happen. Lagos traffic na situation on him own. I sat in that long traffic and waited for it to move i just wanted to get home and lock myself in. Unusually i felt very very thirsty, i rolled down my window and beckoned to one of those traffic sellers she handed me a bottle i asked her how much it was she answered i was going to ask her to bring a thousand naira change when i felt that saliva rush and in no time i got down from my car and barked away. I was barking and created a scene, i was conscious of it and people were recording me on theor phones. I heard things like e don happen oo chai this boi go do blood money see your life. Then the traffic eased up and cars started moving then i regained mobility and composure, got up from the floor and made my way from the surrounding and mounting crowd, got in my car and sped off. As i drove away from the scene water trickled down my eyes because i knew that fit publicly was the first of many things the devil had in stock for me and as at that point, I didn’t plan to cut my toes for soap.

Update dey hungry me boss.... Big ups bro

you they give me joy abeg,another update jor.

Short update on throw back events
One of the events that I remembered while i was upcoming and remained funny and fresh in my memory was one of those broke days when i was on the verge of selling my soul to the devil, i visited my mum’s step Sister who had a bungalow inside Lagos, it was a fave me i face you bungalow, from there i made a visit to baba and he gave me a small calabash that contained animal blood, inside the animal blood that sat in the small calabash, was a mould of soap. His intel was to bath it as soon as i got home. I was to removed the mould of black soap from the blood and do away with the small calabash and the blood. In that same compound, a man named Alfa Jimoh had a keke napep parked and abandoned for months in the compound before i came there got me cracking out loud. I returned from Baba’s coven and did as he said i removed the soap from the blood and since he said I’d do away with the container and the content after i removed the soap, i went and put it under the faulty keke napep and was going to discard it at nightfall. But i forgot about it completely. The next day, Alfa brought a mechie to come work on the keke and before that one got to work i could hear him telling tht one jokingly that his village people might be behind the faults the keke developed everytime. E no tey na hin i hear shouts from the same man now directing the accusations at the people in his compound because bu now he’d find the calabash that contained blood right underneath his keke and then attributed all his misfortunes to people in the compound saying they didn’t want him to progress because he was the only one with means of transportation and they were jealous. Na that day the man park commot for the compound. But I understood. Even if na me sef i go think say dem wan finish me.

dayborlee:
Update dey hungry me boss.... Big ups bro

OmoOba

You doing well sir. I duff mi hat for ya.

Oga baba say maka tell u sayy if you drive go na 3 we go cut.
Men this crack me up real good

This story is the best story on Nairaland. Boss you are too much boss. Thanks

Nothing like peace of mind sha.

If all this ritualist on nairaland catch dodoatirice,Yasin koni funny


But God no go allow such happen

dodoatirice:


Naija police do me shege yesterday, i reach house go sleep ni ooo

you no carry funmilayo comot... I will suggest you buy two of those dogs.. all those ones wey their barking dey be like say lion dey roar

nice one, it's easier for you to sacrifice complete human, remove the small girl's heart alive but you cannot give out your small toe abi, this is the part have being waiting for, it's call pay back time can't wait to read how baba dealt with you. if it's that easy baba will not remain in that same spot he would have become a certified OG.

OG this your story go well I swear, e get the time wey me and my homie track one baba like that ask am how e Dey be sey niggaz wan Dey cash out on a steady, him give us things wey we carry go house sey make we do this and that but that one sef no work, lol. Another time our landlord son come our room for HK based on sey na him dey run errand for us then, him meet us sey make we show am way sey him wan Dey cash out, OG’s for HK arrange carry am go wan river wey another nigga pose as baba collect 100k from the boy. Fortunately him cash out under 1month come linkup fully him come see sey na scam as everybody dey the HK. For this hussle na WORK and PRAY be the code

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