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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 9:17am On Dec 15, 2021 |
dodoatirice:bdis one wey body don dey decay so, na one chance be dat o |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 9:39am On Dec 15, 2021 |
it's beyond medical there is nothing doctors can do about it, the level of decay determine the payment from maga, devil don tire for external body na you gan gan Dem want chop now, I pray they don't request for your eye next time since you no kukuma get toe to submit again. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by hardeygbolar(m): 11:08am On Dec 15, 2021 |
uthlaw:. OK boss |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 11:35am On Dec 15, 2021 |
Haakeem:I'm honoured 1 Share
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 11:47am On Dec 15, 2021 |
Bukolaberry: Eyes keh?..e never reach dat stage... You forget say if u wan dey chop devil food ur eyes go dey see many things? Na from clap dem dey enter dance my dear.... Devil wan use am catch cruise with slow death 3 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:13pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Chai 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kpakam(m): 1:32pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Remember this my moniker when time for the giveaway reach oo,I don dey comment for this thread since day one oo |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kpakam(m): 1:33pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
.....or make I just drop aza, in case you go forget |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:47pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Kpakam: Sure Boss especially that my first to comment bros. I got yhu |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dayborlee(m): 2:33pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
I don miss something oooo. More ink to your pen. Reading all the way from OSU land.... |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 3:52pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Update ooooooooooooooo Update ooooooooooooooo Update ooooooooooooooo Dodo drop something make we use hold body Abegggggg... |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 4:32pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
dodo peperempe peperempe, as I don sing for you please come update, hope no be say na Christmas preparation they take most of your time |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 4:45pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
dodoatirice come give us update abeg. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 6:27pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
I would have acted on what the doctor said, going the native way for treatment, but that would be a case of reporting the devil to the devil. So i spent Most of my time indoors, I stopped going out completely and ran my errands through bike boys in my estate. My home reeked of the odor from the wound funny enough the odor was satisfying at least to me. But so to say. I was on the ps5 one afternoon when I felt something crawl from my feet onto the tiles that slabbed the whole living area i was going to ignore it at first as I was more focused on the game i was playing but somewhere in the corner of my eyes, i saw something move like it had life. I’d borrow the attention and loaned it to the floor area for a minute and damn i felt my soul cringe. Lo and behold or I’d rather say live and direct, a pinky finger sized maggot crawled out of my decaying feet I’ve never seen anything like i took the tv remote and slapped it on this live creature phech!! The pressures from the tv remote crushed it the tiling was stained with thick black blood. Then a closer look at the decaying feet i found out that there were several other maggots lodge in a mould of decaying flesh. Baba’s intel was, na wetin your head collect be that. Baba asked me to be happy and that i should be happy that i saw maggots.. he asked me to thank my stars that my feel didn’t decay for nothing. The more maggots i picked out from the feet the bigger and faster my money came. He assured me i fit nor back again but him noor sure. Then baba gave me a hint to mask the foul smell. I’d have to rub shea butter every morning before i went anywhere. Okay i thanked him and dropped the call. I went to my closet, pullednout my unused/never worn designer socks, that was the key. Rub Shea butter, wear socks hit the streets to ball or splurge in peace. Yinmu peace until the devil comes for you again. Next morning. I was ready to take on the world.. i took delivery of shea butter the previous night and rubbed it on the cut and yes of course i removed about 12 live maggots before i preceded to rub shea butter and just like baba predicted, the shea butter instantly shut of the foul smell. Na so i enter my gucci socks, pack money enter car and hit the road. Make i spend money chop small.. its been a while abeg! 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Wanbissaka: 6:34pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
dodoatirice:things people do for money will leave you speechless 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:41pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
dodoatirice, bring it coming............some people even they use their head do the sacrifies self,once they open cap like this,OMG!!! The smell is like what dah FVCK!!! 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 6:45pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Nawah oh things dey xup for underworld oh. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 7:00pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Nawaooo..... Wahala never too much? ... More decaying, more pains, More maggots, more cash outs,, more sorrow .. Gradually street don dey swallow guy man.... Imagine make person dey see himself rotting away all because of cheddar wey no bring single rest of mind. ... Las Las only God can make you Wealthy Unconditionally..... Dodoatirice double tuale... You are doing well... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 7:04pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Haakeem:Lolz, see as I dey laugh you for here, second Moniker Dodoatrice, give anybody wey you like o, I was only saying my point of view. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 7:11pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Dodoatrice, how far Update Update Update Update Update You've brought back life into the story unlike the few previous one 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Honsky00(m): 7:35pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
las las na God update sure pass.. ....
More updates na here we dey |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 7:36pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Zeel007:naso i dey laugh u too o |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Eddysilver(m): 7:47pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Dodoatirice this your story is 2 awesome for my liking. In short ehn your updates are too thrilling 4 me. Welldone. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by ModeEbo(m): 8:03pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Nice update bro it's been long but now I dey updated. Keep up the good work bro we dey watch u |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 8:07pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Haakeem:alaagba laughing gas, ehhn leh fah |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by rayvelez(m): 8:27pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Been following dis story from day one omoh things deh happen oo. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 8:35pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
dodoatirice: . Shebi those 3 stoooopid fishermen would be happy and proud that they saved a soul from drowning. It would have ended that very day if they’d jus minded their business and let me drown.The hour will come when they will wish for death but it won't come... More ink to your pen op, 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 8:36pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Omo things dae happen sha |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 8:37pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
B4 u know now ,another thing go happen ,what of when your soap come finish..which other part dem go come use do soap!( |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:39pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Out here on the streets once again, i could live the life I didn’t or haven’t lived in a while but so to say na man go sabi where shoe dey pinch am. Another thing was. I’d fo through series of spiritual test, before i survive it, I’d I’d be regretting ever putting myself in whatever shoe i was in at that point, bit make the devil free me small. I fo forget my sorrow fo spend money. Was it designed to be like that? Coming off the back of a potential suicide mission that was aborted by those fishers coincidentally and now I’m out here doing the same shit that always put me into more trouble. I poured from the gold plaited ace of spades bottle into a fancy kinglike glass cup that was provided to go with and then i sipped away minding my business as the chilly evening breeze swept across the whole beach and this beach bar that i was sat exact where you could see the whole terrain. I’m saying the waves of water that was always in riots, i could see people from far ahead swimming the wave. I checked on my WhatsApp and Niggaboi had bought and posted a Chevy Camaro. His caption was “facing all the challenges this money brings” i went to his gram, the same post had generated lots of likes on whatsapp, i slid into his dm congratulating him: Me: Finally, 4 for the road. More keys omo oba Niggaboi: (Comes online checks my message goes offline) He didn’t need to write it on the wall. I didn’t even expect him to hang with me that long. But dude tried. The things that he saw e pass am but street goes on my gee. But sure, street really went on. A week later, nigga boi and his network of co Business email compromise scammers were tracked down ad arrested by the red jackies the red jackies birst the syndicate and took all of them down one by one. Niggaboi was part of those that were detained. I sat on my own jeje i guess somehow he manipulated his way to his phone behind counter and sent me a short text tgat soumded brief but full of trouble. I swung into action. The system is corrupt we all know. After close to two point five million naira bribe, nigga was released on bail but no, they didn’t release his cars his laptop nor his phone. 6 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 8:43pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Dodo don dey slow this update. I guess his enjoying how we are clamoring while anticipating next update. Anyways, a good product attract customers without much advert. Na here we dey wait you. You must update us. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:45pm On Dec 15, 2021 |
Holla911: Noor vex bros. You noor go understand but i go try adjust 1 Like |
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