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Smart Lady Gets Perfect Revenge On Yahoo Guy That Wants To Use Her For Rituals / In - Between ( A Fictional Story) / Life Of A Shy Guy (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 5:18pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
ashatoda:one thing wey I know be say nor be all Gee guys dae put hand for bad things..see niggaboi Na ...e own dae legit .e nor dae offer anything to any idols or something and he dae cashout steady. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 5:28pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
DSC7:u see dat thing called peace of mind, once u don sell, u nor fit retrieve am. 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 5:33pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
“You see pot?” He shot back from his end of the phone. “Yes sir” “and you tokk say nothing dey inside” he asked. “Nothing Baba” then he said he wanted to check something he’d ring me right back. I left the pot and went inside. He rang me back and his intel was, the pot symbolized an offering box, that was myself asking myself for ten percent for using myself. So cutting my feet meant i used myself for money. No wonder the decay. But which one be ten percent. Before baba explained anything, he asked me to act fast because if i went back and didn’t see the pot na doom. He asked me to decide on a substantial amount i was going to spend in the morning and go drop the ten percent of that money in the pot before it would vanish. Through the window bind of my home interior, i could see the pot was still where i saw it when i first came in ami then dashed to my bedroom and after deciding on 2 million Naira cash, (of course i ha it in cash bundled and set aside. I took 2 wads of the bills which was two hundred thousand naira and made deposit into the pot. I returned back into my house, and checked again through the window binding and the pot wasn’t there anymore. Baba you no lie o i said to him on the phone. You sha don sort am he asked. I answered and he told me to thank my stars. Some other persons would see the pot and it would be filled with water to the brim leaving no space to put anything. Baba’s further intel was that some people that were involved in ritual money at that point either died mysteriously if a pot filled eith water to the brim appeared, that meant they’d exploited and used up every means possible and they’ve sacrificed alot and their offerings to the gods had turned sour and like a dog with a rare medical condition, they get put down one way or the other. That’s when a young boy, 20 years old dies in a car crash. His Benzo survives it but he doesn’t. Or he goes into the crash, he and his Benzo don’t even come out of it. Dem go park trailer for roadside jeje, young rich nigga go overspeed go nack trailer die. Look street deep gan, and if your papa geh money and he take am know you. Just thank God oo. I don sabi this yahoo since whenni dey college. E get one nigga wey na when he start to dey pick na hin rhe nigga murd. Rip. I was a noob when i got to know this guy and i was in one of those seasons when i was still a traveler through school. I met him in an abk bus that was headed for Lagos. We both sat in the front seat beside the driver. Then one thing led to another we clicked he made me under he was into the game and true true he dey inside game. At that point he was using an iphone and typing away kn it at intervals. We spoke about different things, my school was Mapoly, he was headed to Ilaro. A student of Federalpoly ilaro. We exchanged contacts and during the short holiday ls, he invited me to come to his place at ilaro. Man still raw that year. I enter this guy house me sef i foor. But i still nor understand that time. He even tried setting me straigh in the game, but i was too carried away dazling with Messi and Barcelona on his ps4. I stayed the whole short holiday at his house ( I’m talking about semester holiday that you’d be given a month from school and if you broke you no go like go lagos). And all through that period i know think day e use juju at all. I sha know say e dey bomb and type into the night. Normal nigga, failed parents (relationship wise) but time wey i know am, him don dey gada led tv and ps4 lappy iphone and hin dey chop better dey feed me better food dey Bleep grade one olosho. I went back to school and continued or I’d say life goes on. One Saturday this guy called me and spoke quick and short. Affa i get 6 million like this, my house dey linted shey make i roof am complete am abi make i buy lexus like this. You know say you na investor and me na hustler. I’m saying, he wanted me to sway him in whatever way. But me my uncorrupted mind told him to finish his half assed house and so he did. I was able to convince him by saying, lass lass oga mi, you go colect again. This guy finish e house o. But e no pack go. Him promise me say him go do something for me if hin complete am. E complete am finish. I no juss hear anything from am again. I called his number back to back for a while. It would ring endlessly and no pick! Then the las time i tried it, dem talk say e dey switched off. I was returning to school one friday and the bus stopped for dome people at ilaro and as they were alighting, i thought probably he grew tired of the friendship and stopped communicating. But. At that point my body no just dey at peace. I alighted and took a bike to his house. The one i visited previously, i went to his flat and everything seemed cool but it felt as if no one had been home for months due to the dust on the door mat and the unkempt flower vase that he kept and watered every morning. I tried knocking but no one was home actually though. I guess one of his neighbors heard the noise and came to investigate. Comfort: Ahn, (finally remembering my face) na you, Me: Na me o Comfort: Na Segun you dey find Me: Ehn i dey go school ni i juss say make i check on am before i go. Comfort: You no hear? Me: Hear wetin Comfort: Segun don murd. Ah e kpai? Dem say he buy corolla sport come attend him uncle burial, na sa dem de come back, dangote trailer take them iron long sleeve. Person wey just start to dey pick! 14 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 5:40pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Anansa0003:one thing me know be say even though u dey run gee wit clean hand, u nor go even get peace of mind. cos u ma nor know wetin d person wey u scam dey serve or wetin d person dey into. 7 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 5:44pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
NoGirlfriend:true sha..but the risk nor high as say u dae use fetish soap 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 5:52pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
I always tell people they is difference between yahoo yahoo and yahoo plus and money ritual. This here is money ritual, but op started with small Yahoo yahoo. I swear to God,. Jah bless all the working boys home and abroad...the ones when dey make use of their own manual settings... Respect. Baba top up. The fact is many of this OGs at here dey ridicule the name yahoo up and down.. Bros if you dey read and you dey position of this op. na money ritual you do, you nor be yahoo boy Na money ritual you do. If you dey baff soap 2 4 7 You be ritualist you nor be yahoo boy. For your mind them say make you bring 250k, you drop give the old man to do the soap. but you don ask them wetin them use take do the soap? Abi lux don go 250k? Hahahaha Once again yahoo yahoo different And Money ritual different. Make we nor dey look them as one!! Betterstyle 17 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 6:02pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Once again if na chop, you dey chop before you collect control. You be ritualist. You nor be yahoo boy 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 6:05pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: Winch i go give you barbecued pussy to chop werey 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 6:10pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
ashatoda: One funny thing about me is that it was even a native doctor that drew me closer to God... I run Ip sotey the man told me to face God once and for all that he has a plan for me.... Mehnnnnn naso i surrender ooooo... I can relate to all what Dodoatirice is saying because i grew up in the streets... No pman, no maleh, only me... But then i promised God never to mis waka again.... Wasn't funny but to be honest i now have peace of mind.... One day i will drop my confessional story... In all you do always pray for Grace.... 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 6:19pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
dodoatirice: If we start to play wetin dey happen for base them go say we dey seek attention. Too many Rich young gees in the street growing pot belly, bros nor be beer or alcohol bellaire Na wetin them dey chop. As you dey chop am like so, you dey excrete quite well. But that level, you can never excrete it throway. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 6:21pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: Hmmmmn omo that one deep sef. These types sef dey. You go see some niggass, their head big like head of fat rotwiler you ho think say na better food and better living. Think again!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 6:45pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
dodoatirice: E be things Brodaman man ![]() ![]() ![]() E just be say wetin some dey run from na im many ready to Embrace...... Devil Sabi our mind pass as we know our selves dats why he no dey give anything for free... Matter too deep Abegggggg... Wahala for who no get patience... ![]() ![]() 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 7:26pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Wetin da make many niggas plus be say dem believe say las las everybody go die.....but e get da way devil go run am for you you go come live one kind long suffering life come still die young ![]() 9 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 8:36pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
hmmmmm peace of mind enjoyed by legit hustlers cannot be bought with money. God bless our hustle. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rahzy: 9:14pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
dodoatirice:Baba I tuale. 'Dangóte trailer take am iron long sleeve' Baba...if this piece is truly yours and is fiction, Wole Soyinka et al dey trek. In proper context, considering all...our present educational standard and economy, dem suppose collect that Nobel Peace Prize back take give you. On a very serious note, you deserve an award. On second thought, na to align with Devil to give you chance. If only Devil dey read. Him sef for hail. This is really good. Just a little touch. Baba, if you're interested, we could do something together. I mean internationally. Chimamanda don baff? 8 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:25pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
the piece is mine and you could tell from the notes on my iphone and even the date stamp each document were created. Rahzy:
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:27pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Rahzy: I have a proxy whatsapp i can be reached at +1405283276one 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:51pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
But my i just paid ten percent into this calabash and it wasn’t there anymore. My soul and my creator wanted ten percent because of the way i used my body, now i was feeling the pangs of wealth amd paying the evr costly sacrifice so to say. If the pot had appeared filled to the brim, I’d have died untimely. But since it showed up the way it did and paying the tithe like payment. It was more like buying me more time in the long run. That one day, na so Armstrong sef pai the year wey me i start to dey pick. Nigha don first go porthacourt go flex wey be say him and the bike man wey e carry get accident for highway, dude waka commot for the accident no problem, even bike man safe. Na only the bike no safe. Bike wey be say na installment the baba dey take manage dey feed family. Na so nigga buy another bike, brand new give the Baba. He loosegaurded that even and saw it as a normal thing and in time came back to Lagos. This was a dide that his birthday was some weeks away, he’d completed his house, but stil lived on rent. Dude pay for Lexus say make dem carry am come on the morning of him birthday life still dey go dey sweet. 3 days to this nigga birthday na so the lappy wey e dey use get small issue na so hin decide say na computer village waka be that. Funny thing, for the first time ever, him girlfriend follow am do the waka say make dem play love go repair the guy laptop for computer village come back. Na commot e commot for house, na computer village dem talk say dem dey waka go, but dem noor reach village. (Please when you’re traveling interstate and you board a rickety bus, avoid the front seat at all costs. If you must insist on sitting in the front beside the driver, inspect and be sure that the seat belts are working and not just something wey be say driver go talk say make you sitdown ontop because of vio or lastma. The front seat in every Lagos rickety old buses are death traps. Any old rickety bus plying intestate too. And if you sit in a bus, at the front and the driver asked you to used the sear belt by seating on it or you sidown finish come discover say seat belt no function, you’re fully dead truth be told! Bus wey no get airbag, people go even dey book space down for front, no be for anything, but poverty, dey don’t have cars but that death trap gives them the best view of the road and the luxury of sitting and not having to squeeze in between other passengers in the bus. Na still poverty dey do you and that poverty wey dey do you, if e happen finish… make i noor talk. Armstrong and his girl sat in the front bus failed on its break, crashed into an abandoned container by the side of the road, Casualties 26 Recorded deaths 2 12 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 10:10pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
I greet you dodoatirice and all the og's for here, bros this ur tory na eye opener ooo Hustle get as e be now, everywhere just tight, I hustle hustle drop over seven address for check but I no see one chop, no be say loader no good but e just get as e be, some og na only one address make dem gbera. I been dey reason say make I cross border enter benin rep, go run better Otumokpo But as e be now, I wan calm down huste 6 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:43pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
samuel19222: Just calm bro, one day one day, you shiii go sup. A dry morsel? 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kroos205: 11:05pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Omo, this tori na eye opener 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Azzrael: 11:05pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
dodoatirice:Dodo..! Man ,this is an amazing story. My guy the things I've read here reminds me a lot of my niggas that be balling. I laugh when I remember I used to envy them till I realized that no be the same brain hustle we dey run again. My niggas dun go plus up that time. I like my life ajeh I no fit just die like fowl na why I just maintain where I dey. Things dey happen wey be say you mind sef go fear. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 11:06pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
samuel19222:na wrong address or watin sup? |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 11:07pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
samuel19222:u get sure maye we can trust with DL and SSN? |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 11:13pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Better to eat a dry crust of bread with peace of mind than have a banquet in a house full of trouble. 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 11:23pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
uthlaw: na so so tory dey end am, e get one client wey don deposit and withdraw the funds from atm and was on the way to the store na him client jam him brother for road, na him brother advice am say na scam, e get one like that sef wey don deposit and withdraw the funds, she come remember say dem don scam am before At the end of the day loader come dey advice me say make I find soap baff |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 11:28pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
... for life is deeper than we think. We always want things to go our way but it doesn't always go our way... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 11:34pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
samuel19222:omo no b small thing... U sure say no b village people? |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by gstelly: 11:45pm On Dec 16, 2021 |
Dodoatirice ![]() |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:11am On Dec 17, 2021 |
gstelly: Sir |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Frederick555: 12:48am On Dec 17, 2021 |
Op may your years be long for this eye opening write up, I laugh at those who are saying that not all yahoo that involved plus or juju. For the fact that you cash out without any plus now doesn't mean that you won't plus it last last. Na from clap them take dey enter dance. From bring so so leaf to lizard, From lizard to fowl, From fowl to goat, From goat to sheep, From sheep to cow, From cow to normal human part, From human parts to full human being. So long you are into yahoo, take it or leave it you are already a different person entirely. I even laugh at those who are trying to involve God in their sinful way of hustling by say that they pray to God in their yahoo hustle and you think its God that support you in defrauding someone of his or her own hard earn money. You can not find light with darkness neither can you find darkness with light. Light and darkness has nothing in common. I weep for this our generation because majority of our youth are now involved in this devilish hustle call yahoo. Some don't even know what they are involving themselves until they started undergoing one sacrifice or the other. Op I want to thank you once more for this divine message that you are passing to the younger generation because who nor go nor know. Thanks a million am following this fiction to the end and am praying the end of this story shouldn't come now because am enjoying the story. 16 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by BroItid: 2:48am On Dec 17, 2021 |
Frederick555: Lolz, say what you know nigga. So all spammers and loaders done plus up?? Be like dem done rip you off before na why you dey cap like this. Point of correction, even the Bible verse says "show me a man that is diligent in his work, for he shall sit before kings and not mere men" God blesses whatever a man does that bring forth money. Even arm robbers pray to God for protection before embarking on a robbery operation. As long as you pray to God and bomb, baba believe me him go bless you but e dey take time. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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