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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 4:19am On Dec 17, 2021
I can't remember when last I followed a story on NL.
I mostly like reading interesting stories with a strong message.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 4:20am On Dec 17, 2021
The only way to give up is to try again. - Dodoatirice 2021
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 4:30am On Dec 17, 2021
dodoatirice:
But my i just paid ten percent into this calabash and it wasn’t there anymore. My soul and my creator wanted ten percent because of the way i used my body, now i was feeling the pangs of wealth amd paying the evr costly sacrifice so to say. If the pot had appeared filled to the brim, I’d have died untimely. But since it showed up the way it did and paying the tithe like payment. It was more like buying me more time in the long run. That one day, na so Armstrong sef pai the year wey me i start to dey pick. Nigha don first go porthacourt go flex wey be say him and the bike man wey e carry get accident for highway, dude waka commot for the accident no problem, even bike man safe. Na only the bike no safe. Bike wey be say na installment the baba dey take manage dey feed family. Na so nigga buy another bike, brand new give the Baba. He loosegaurded that even and saw it as a normal thing and in time came back to Lagos. This was a dide that his birthday was some weeks away, he’d completed his house, but stil lived on rent. Dude pay for Lexus say make dem carry am come on the morning of him birthday life still dey go dey sweet. 3 days to this nigga birthday na so the lappy wey e dey use get small issue na so hin decide say na computer village waka be that. Funny thing, for the first time ever, him girlfriend follow am do the waka say make dem play love go repair the guy laptop for computer village come back. Na commot e commot for house, na computer village dem talk say dem dey waka go, but dem noor reach village. (Please when you’re traveling interstate and you board a rickety bus, avoid the front seat at all costs. If you must insist on sitting in the front beside the driver, inspect and be sure that the seat belts are working and not just something wey be say driver go talk say make you sitdown ontop because of vio or lastma. The front seat in every Lagos rickety old buses are death traps. Any old rickety bus plying intestate too. And if you sit in a bus, at the front and the driver asked you to used the sear belt by seating on it or you sidown finish come discover say seat belt no function, you’re fully dead truth be told! Bus wey no get airbag, people go even dey book space down for front, no be for anything, but poverty, dey don’t have cars but that death trap gives them the best view of the road and the luxury of sitting and not having to squeeze in between other passengers in the bus. Na still poverty dey do you and that poverty wey dey do you, if e happen finish… make i noor talk. Armstrong and his girl sat in the front bus failed on its break, crashed into an abandoned container by the side of the road,


Casualties 26
Recorded deaths 2

So you mean say na only Armstrong and he babe die?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:07am On Dec 17, 2021
Frederick555:
Op may your years be long for this eye opening write up,

I laugh at those who are saying that not all yahoo that involved plus or juju.
For the fact that you cash out without any plus now doesn't mean that you won't plus it last last.

Na from clap them take dey enter dance.

From bring so so leaf to lizard,
From lizard to fowl,
From fowl to goat,
From goat to sheep,
From sheep to cow,
From cow to normal human part,
From human parts to full human being.

So long you are into yahoo, take it or leave it you are already a different person entirely.

I even laugh at those who are trying to involve God in their sinful way of hustling by say that they pray to God in their yahoo hustle and you think its God that support you in defrauding someone of his or her own hard earn money.

You can not find light with darkness neither can you find darkness with light.
Light and darkness has nothing in common.

I weep for this our generation because majority of our youth are now involved in this devilish hustle call yahoo. Some don't even know what they are involving themselves until they started undergoing one sacrifice or the other.

Op I want to thank you once more for this divine message that you are passing to the younger generation because who nor go nor know.

Thanks a million am following this fiction to the end and am praying the end of this story shouldn't come now because am enjoying the story.
I hail thee pastorgrin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:20am On Dec 17, 2021
BroItid:


Lolz, say what you know nigga. So all spammers and loaders done plus up?? Be like dem done rip you off before na why you dey cap like this.

Point of correction, even the Bible verse says "show me a man that is diligent in his work, for he shall sit before kings and not mere men" God blesses whatever a man does that bring forth money. Even arm robbers pray to God for protection before embarking on a robbery operation.

As long as you pray to God and bomb, baba believe me him go bless you but e dey take time.
you they correct my gee.......even if you be unbeliever and you pray to GOD en go answer you,take a look at our politians naaw e hard make you see say they easily die.....and you know say na them they commit big big sin pass,

even satan self GOD no kill am fast fast, e give am time........ If you they do any sin and you pray to GOD make en help you e go help but if your time don reach,enhe....you go kpai con go they recieve better punishment for grave.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:31am On Dec 17, 2021
Lets move the ministry forward today, Good morning Niggars and Nigress

OG’s and Ogress

Then the normal people!

I hail una too

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by lyriclekidd(m): 7:47am On Dec 17, 2021
samuel19222:
I greet you dodoatirice and all the og's for here, bros this ur tory na eye opener ooo

Hustle get as e be now, everywhere just tight, I hustle hustle drop over seven address for check but I no see one chop, no be say loader no good but e just get as e be, some og na only one address make dem gbera.

I been dey reason say make I cross border enter benin rep, go run better Otumokpo

But as e be now, I wan calm down huste



Nor dy deceive yourself. Plenty Sapa full benin Republic even with their juju. Sha no move go place wey dem go use you grin grin cos dem wicked for that benin Republic.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by lyriclekidd(m): 7:50am On Dec 17, 2021
samuel19222:



na so so tory dey end am, e get one client wey don deposit and withdraw the funds from atm and was on the way to the store na him client jam him brother for road, na him brother advice am say na scam, e get one like that sef wey don deposit and withdraw the funds, she come remember say dem don scam am before


At the end of the day loader come dey advice me say make I find soap baff

Omo this your issue no be am oh shocked. You really need that otmp grin

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:11am On Dec 17, 2021
lyriclekidd:


Omo this your issue no be am oh shocked. You really need that otmp grin
i tell you,even if na for once lipsrsealed
the guy don use eye see shage too much.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:16am On Dec 17, 2021
I had peace of mind for just a while and that was it, soap finish. Time for renewal. I enter moto dey go coven jeje, my mind ran into thoughts . I didn’t kow what to expect at all. Omo in my head, i kept it somewhere that if Baba dared asked me for more personal body parts, i go run am street. Me wey be say that morning, because say i lnow say na day of reckoning my boy no just calm down. E just dey do me like say make i beat person papa.. as i dey drive dey go through Lagos, all those rickety bus drivers wey noor dey geh respect for big car i dey wyn down at intervals dey shout gii them say if dem use their pangolo touch my ride, i go run dem street. I didn’t even care their replies back in respect to my road/drive threat. People for inside the bus sef dey look me dey fforr. Bit for this life na where your own money stop na hin another nigga own start. Shebi ma Benz me i dey maneuver for road wey i dey feel like king. They shout give people anyhow. Na so i jam traffic, i drove past something that caught my eye. I could see it in my rear view mirror now and how i managed to not see it but until after i had driven past it beats me. I white Bentley Bentayga fish like car adorned and sat there beautifully on the road, smooth ride, looked bold and had pride. (I want make una try observe something for moto: Na car wey big dey get pride) ( the only rode wey i know wey be poor man car but na evergreen na the toyota Spider aka camry muscle) in the game, we call it graduate trainee ride. That car dey always get joy as e small and cheap reach. (Observe it. The muscle camry spider 20whatever to 2010 they always smile). That ride dey always smile observe the front wella. If you saw it coming from ahead, na so he go dey shine teeth for you wey dey observe. But back to the Bentayga i saw.. hmmn sweet ride i thought to myself. Some three hundred millions or thereabouts. Omo the Corolla sport Wey park for the back of this ride give am space well well. When dem noor be mate. Werin come burst ma bubke be say, na woman drive am. Come pack kids put full the back. From my observation, the pikin dem dey run riot inside the ride and the woman dey try settle the small issue between the kid in the front and probably one of the kids that were acting goofy in the back seat. Damn!

Till i commot reach Coven, the ride just dey my mind. See werey oo. I never know wetin i go drop for new soap, devil come dey use Bentley dey toast me. Ajeh, i was telling myself i could afford it. I even enter coven forget myself dey reason Baba about the car when i come realize say he noor even understand. I sat with Baba and listened attentively tohis tales about making another soap. Thank Devil, nothing personal was requested except eat the normal aseeje (spiritual food) and going back home. The aseje was I won’t say easy one but here, Baba had me pay for a white pregnant lamb, he killed it and killed the foetus. He’d disect the foetus which contained two almost fully formed lamb, he removed the heart of all three, and had me swallow that fresh. Then he preceded to make stew with the meat the meat plenty die. I removed the head of the three lamb as mentioned and had me eat it. He made sure i ate all the meat visible on the Skul of the lamb took the bone and threw it back in the stew and he told me to go he’d take care of the rest. His intel was to make this a party in my absence. i left and a party in that locality endued. Country hard abeg, the locals will always come with their bowl!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 8:17am On Dec 17, 2021
uthlaw:
omo no b small thing... U sure say no b village people?


i just weak
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 8:25am On Dec 17, 2021
Nice update dodoatirice

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:44am On Dec 17, 2021
wow, next.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 9:40am On Dec 17, 2021
Nice one Op..
Next update baba


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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 9:42am On Dec 17, 2021
Chaii guys wey dey do Yahoo dey try o...right from time, I knew oyinbo no mumu to the extent say black man dey dupe Dem dat much.

Its well sha
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 9:43am On Dec 17, 2021
This tori too sweet shocked
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:03am On Dec 17, 2021
The night wey i chop that aseje ehn, i reach house, cold come dey catch me.. that my feet area come
Dey scratch me. Na so i commot my designer socks check the wound o. E be like say maggot and magot do hadcore come borm many pikin. The socks wey i commot ehn, maggot dey crawl come outside for inside. I come de scratch am i dey scratch am scratch am sotey na only me come tire. As i dey scratch am, e dey sweet me, maggot dey fall the more i scratched the more maggots creeped out and the more sweet it was but slowly i found out i was scratching away deep into the wound, open new areas around the previous cuts and drawing out black blood. Blood with a very foul smell. I wake up next morning say make i sheet na hin i see money for inside my bathtub plenty money. Money wey be say i go use buy that Bentayga e go still remain. Na so i begin dey pack the dollar notes that you know as e dey be i begin pack am dey load am shit sef no do me again. I pack dollar sotey water commot for my eye. I dey look the money the money dey look me but my heart dey for my mouth.

More designer socks, more flip flops, a mountain of shea butter in my abode i was good to go. This night, mo ma ba owo je. Wetin come make me depressed be say, when i start to dey change the money to naira, he come dey plenty because our currency weak. E get one day wey i jusr dey my own dey chill na hin Baba call me say make i go spray plenty money make people pick. I noor even waste time. I carry one million enter street, go like 6 different areas, i pray money, i make am rain, people pick, as i enter house, inside my sitting rooom, money don full everywhere. Baba kuku kill me like say person enter there come detonate money bomb!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Honsky00(m): 10:14am On Dec 17, 2021
samuel19222:
I greet you dodoatirice and all the og's for here, bros this ur tory na eye opener ooo

Hustle get as e be now, everywhere just tight, I hustle hustle drop over seven address for check but I no see one chop, no be say loader no good but e just get as e be, some og na only one address make dem gbera.

I been dey reason say make I cross border enter benin rep, go run better Otumokpo

But as e be now, I wan calm down huste



keep grinding....
God is watching..

hailingss
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:29am On Dec 17, 2021
omoh.............nextttttttt..........devil they set trap for you,maybe na your eyes e go request for the next time u visit coven
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 10:37am On Dec 17, 2021
samuel19222:



na so so tory dey end am, e get one client wey don deposit and withdraw the funds from atm and was on the way to the store na him client jam him brother for road, na him brother advice am say na scam, e get one like that sef wey don deposit and withdraw the funds, she come remember say dem don scam am before


At the end of the day loader come dey advice me say make I find soap baff
wetin me understand say nor be all soap bad..


As those kind things dae happen u suppose don waka am small Na.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by bestmutiu2019(m): 10:51am On Dec 17, 2021
In dremo voice E BE TINS

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Epeegee(m): 10:54am On Dec 17, 2021
Nah frustration dey make some niggaz go bath soap,person wey don dey collect wey no come dey see $1 again,e go sure zero mind change channel

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 11:05am On Dec 17, 2021
samuel19222:



i just weak
no go pass village people, try de do aims giving even na small small change!
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatiricetwo(f): 12:01pm On Dec 17, 2021

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:03pm On Dec 17, 2021
dodoatiricetwo:
E dorn drop. Good evening our people.

https://www.nairaland.com/6899713/chronicles-pastor-ordained-himself

Goodluck my pikin
Be steady oooo

Post plenty
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by iboboyswag(m): 12:06pm On Dec 17, 2021
dodoatirice:


Goodluck my pikin
Be steady oooo

Post plenty

Lol.... Good work you are doing. Keep it up.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 12:50pm On Dec 17, 2021
Anansa0003:
wetin me understand say nor be all soap bad..


As those kind things dae happen u suppose don waka am small Na.


no be lie sha
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 1:14pm On Dec 17, 2021
BroItid:


Lolz, say what you know nigga. So all spammers and loaders done plus up?? Be like dem done rip you off before na why you dey cap like this.

Point of correction, even the Bible verse says "show me a man that is diligent in his work, for he shall sit before kings and not mere men" God blesses whatever a man does that bring forth money. Even arm robbers pray to God for protection before embarking on a robbery operation.

As long as you pray to God and bomb, baba believe me him go bless you but e dey take time.


Alaye leave dat matter Abegggggg....

You dey scam people and still dey pray to God . You think say na God dey answer ur prayer my brother think am again...

As i dey so i don run street sotey no any format wey u go bring come wey my mind no go tell me the source.....

This hustle wey we dey no be childs play na just God's grace dey help us.....

Even the Bible is against scamming and coveting other's sweat....


Dem no born u well make u pray with Baba soap in the name of Jesus Christ.... E go spoil instata...

If u really want God to Bless you just be patient and continue with ur legit hustle if u have any... .

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 2:55pm On Dec 17, 2021
Mehn Deep.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 2:57pm On Dec 17, 2021
Short Update:


Another month Passed then Baba asked me to come make him cut meat for my body take appease . Appease wetin? The one wey you do for my leg still dey there you still wan cut meat. I argued this with Baba back and forth and he told me there was a way out and that involved having to cut a relative’s feet or anyone that i had a connection to. Only that as soon as we used the persons feet, they’d dry up and die. And that i had just 3 days to find a solution. That one loud o. At the end of three days i went to his coven in a bid to plead for more time.. but i met Baba, he was sleeping in his hut. I was going to leave when I remembered what he said. Anyone i had a connection with. I took the axe he used to severe my feet on two occasions, lifted it off and in one full swing. I had severed Baba’s feet. He woke up with a start howling around in pain.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 3:07pm On Dec 17, 2021
hahahaha..........nothing as short update dodoatirice angry complete this one now o. The story is getting more nd more interesting......
Watin go happen to baba like this now? Abeg update u as soon as possible.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by PraisesPblaze(m): 3:09pm On Dec 17, 2021
Boss, na like I dy like for sometime now. But with this update and the suspence.

Baba abeg come update ohhhh grin grin grin

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