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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 4:19am On Dec 17, 2021 |
I can't remember when last I followed a story on NL. I mostly like reading interesting stories with a strong message. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 4:20am On Dec 17, 2021 |
The only way to give up is to try again. - Dodoatirice 2021 |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 4:30am On Dec 17, 2021 |
dodoatirice: So you mean say na only Armstrong and he babe die? |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:07am On Dec 17, 2021 |
Frederick555:I hail thee pastor ![]() |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 6:20am On Dec 17, 2021 |
BroItid:you they correct my gee.......even if you be unbeliever and you pray to GOD en go answer you,take a look at our politians naaw e hard make you see say they easily die.....and you know say na them they commit big big sin pass, even satan self GOD no kill am fast fast, e give am time........ If you they do any sin and you pray to GOD make en help you e go help but if your time don reach,enhe....you go kpai con go they recieve better punishment for grave. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:31am On Dec 17, 2021 |
Lets move the ministry forward today, Good morning Niggars and Nigress OG’s and Ogress Then the normal people! I hail una too 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by lyriclekidd(m): 7:47am On Dec 17, 2021 |
samuel19222: Nor dy deceive yourself. Plenty Sapa full benin Republic even with their juju. Sha no move go place wey dem go use you ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by lyriclekidd(m): 7:50am On Dec 17, 2021 |
samuel19222: Omo this your issue no be am oh ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:11am On Dec 17, 2021 |
lyriclekidd:i tell you,even if na for once ![]() the guy don use eye see shage too much. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:16am On Dec 17, 2021 |
I had peace of mind for just a while and that was it, soap finish. Time for renewal. I enter moto dey go coven jeje, my mind ran into thoughts . I didn’t kow what to expect at all. Omo in my head, i kept it somewhere that if Baba dared asked me for more personal body parts, i go run am street. Me wey be say that morning, because say i lnow say na day of reckoning my boy no just calm down. E just dey do me like say make i beat person papa.. as i dey drive dey go through Lagos, all those rickety bus drivers wey noor dey geh respect for big car i dey wyn down at intervals dey shout gii them say if dem use their pangolo touch my ride, i go run dem street. I didn’t even care their replies back in respect to my road/drive threat. People for inside the bus sef dey look me dey fforr. Bit for this life na where your own money stop na hin another nigga own start. Shebi ma Benz me i dey maneuver for road wey i dey feel like king. They shout give people anyhow. Na so i jam traffic, i drove past something that caught my eye. I could see it in my rear view mirror now and how i managed to not see it but until after i had driven past it beats me. I white Bentley Bentayga fish like car adorned and sat there beautifully on the road, smooth ride, looked bold and had pride. (I want make una try observe something for moto: Na car wey big dey get pride) ( the only rode wey i know wey be poor man car but na evergreen na the toyota Spider aka camry muscle) in the game, we call it graduate trainee ride. That car dey always get joy as e small and cheap reach. (Observe it. The muscle camry spider 20whatever to 2010 they always smile). That ride dey always smile observe the front wella. If you saw it coming from ahead, na so he go dey shine teeth for you wey dey observe. But back to the Bentayga i saw.. hmmn sweet ride i thought to myself. Some three hundred millions or thereabouts. Omo the Corolla sport Wey park for the back of this ride give am space well well. When dem noor be mate. Werin come burst ma bubke be say, na woman drive am. Come pack kids put full the back. From my observation, the pikin dem dey run riot inside the ride and the woman dey try settle the small issue between the kid in the front and probably one of the kids that were acting goofy in the back seat. Damn! Till i commot reach Coven, the ride just dey my mind. See werey oo. I never know wetin i go drop for new soap, devil come dey use Bentley dey toast me. Ajeh, i was telling myself i could afford it. I even enter coven forget myself dey reason Baba about the car when i come realize say he noor even understand. I sat with Baba and listened attentively tohis tales about making another soap. Thank Devil, nothing personal was requested except eat the normal aseeje (spiritual food) and going back home. The aseje was I won’t say easy one but here, Baba had me pay for a white pregnant lamb, he killed it and killed the foetus. He’d disect the foetus which contained two almost fully formed lamb, he removed the heart of all three, and had me swallow that fresh. Then he preceded to make stew with the meat the meat plenty die. I removed the head of the three lamb as mentioned and had me eat it. He made sure i ate all the meat visible on the Skul of the lamb took the bone and threw it back in the stew and he told me to go he’d take care of the rest. His intel was to make this a party in my absence. i left and a party in that locality endued. Country hard abeg, the locals will always come with their bowl! 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 8:17am On Dec 17, 2021 |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 8:25am On Dec 17, 2021 |
Nice update dodoatirice 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:44am On Dec 17, 2021 |
wow, next. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 9:40am On Dec 17, 2021 |
Nice one Op.. Next update baba Update oooooo Update ooooo Update oooo Update ooooo Update ooooo Update ooooo Update ooooo |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Zeel007: 9:42am On Dec 17, 2021 |
Chaii guys wey dey do Yahoo dey try o...right from time, I knew oyinbo no mumu to the extent say black man dey dupe Dem dat much. Its well sha |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by preshman22: 9:43am On Dec 17, 2021 |
This tori too sweet ![]() |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:03am On Dec 17, 2021 |
The night wey i chop that aseje ehn, i reach house, cold come dey catch me.. that my feet area come Dey scratch me. Na so i commot my designer socks check the wound o. E be like say maggot and magot do hadcore come borm many pikin. The socks wey i commot ehn, maggot dey crawl come outside for inside. I come de scratch am i dey scratch am scratch am sotey na only me come tire. As i dey scratch am, e dey sweet me, maggot dey fall the more i scratched the more maggots creeped out and the more sweet it was but slowly i found out i was scratching away deep into the wound, open new areas around the previous cuts and drawing out black blood. Blood with a very foul smell. I wake up next morning say make i sheet na hin i see money for inside my bathtub plenty money. Money wey be say i go use buy that Bentayga e go still remain. Na so i begin dey pack the dollar notes that you know as e dey be i begin pack am dey load am shit sef no do me again. I pack dollar sotey water commot for my eye. I dey look the money the money dey look me but my heart dey for my mouth. More designer socks, more flip flops, a mountain of shea butter in my abode i was good to go. This night, mo ma ba owo je. Wetin come make me depressed be say, when i start to dey change the money to naira, he come dey plenty because our currency weak. E get one day wey i jusr dey my own dey chill na hin Baba call me say make i go spray plenty money make people pick. I noor even waste time. I carry one million enter street, go like 6 different areas, i pray money, i make am rain, people pick, as i enter house, inside my sitting rooom, money don full everywhere. Baba kuku kill me like say person enter there come detonate money bomb! 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Honsky00(m): 10:14am On Dec 17, 2021 |
samuel19222: keep grinding.... God is watching.. hailingss |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 10:29am On Dec 17, 2021 |
omoh.............nextttttttt..........devil they set trap for you,maybe na your eyes e go request for the next time u visit coven |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 10:37am On Dec 17, 2021 |
samuel19222:wetin me understand say nor be all soap bad.. As those kind things dae happen u suppose don waka am small Na. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by bestmutiu2019(m): 10:51am On Dec 17, 2021 |
In dremo voice E BE TINS 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Epeegee(m): 10:54am On Dec 17, 2021 |
Nah frustration dey make some niggaz go bath soap,person wey don dey collect wey no come dey see $1 again,e go sure zero mind change channel 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 11:05am On Dec 17, 2021 |
samuel19222:no go pass village people, try de do aims giving even na small small change! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatiricetwo(f): 12:01pm On Dec 17, 2021 |
E dorn drop. Good evening our people. https://www.nairaland.com/6899713/chronicles-pastor-ordained-himself 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 12:03pm On Dec 17, 2021 |
dodoatiricetwo: Goodluck my pikin Be steady oooo Post plenty |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by iboboyswag(m): 12:06pm On Dec 17, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Lol.... Good work you are doing. Keep it up. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by samuel19222(m): 12:50pm On Dec 17, 2021 |
Anansa0003: no be lie sha |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 1:14pm On Dec 17, 2021 |
BroItid: Alaye leave dat matter Abegggggg.... You dey scam people and still dey pray to God . You think say na God dey answer ur prayer my brother think am again... As i dey so i don run street sotey no any format wey u go bring come wey my mind no go tell me the source..... This hustle wey we dey no be childs play na just God's grace dey help us..... Even the Bible is against scamming and coveting other's sweat.... Dem no born u well make u pray with Baba soap in the name of Jesus Christ.... E go spoil instata... If u really want God to Bless you just be patient and continue with ur legit hustle if u have any... . 11 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 2:55pm On Dec 17, 2021 |
Mehn Deep. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 2:57pm On Dec 17, 2021 |
Short Update: Another month Passed then Baba asked me to come make him cut meat for my body take appease . Appease wetin? The one wey you do for my leg still dey there you still wan cut meat. I argued this with Baba back and forth and he told me there was a way out and that involved having to cut a relative’s feet or anyone that i had a connection to. Only that as soon as we used the persons feet, they’d dry up and die. And that i had just 3 days to find a solution. That one loud o. At the end of three days i went to his coven in a bid to plead for more time.. but i met Baba, he was sleeping in his hut. I was going to leave when I remembered what he said. Anyone i had a connection with. I took the axe he used to severe my feet on two occasions, lifted it off and in one full swing. I had severed Baba’s feet. He woke up with a start howling around in pain. 31 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 3:07pm On Dec 17, 2021 |
hahahaha..........nothing as short update dodoatirice ![]() Watin go happen to baba like this now? Abeg update u as soon as possible. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by PraisesPblaze(m): 3:09pm On Dec 17, 2021 |
Boss, na like I dy like for sometime now. But with this update and the suspence. Baba abeg come update ohhhh ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
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