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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by hotswagg12: 12:12pm On Dec 18, 2021
Who is this mod that ban dodo1 and dodo2. Please unban them.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 12:40pm On Dec 18, 2021
hotswagg12:
Who is this mod that ban dodo1 and dodo2. Please unban them.
dem ban d dodo2?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Obinnau(m): 12:49pm On Dec 18, 2021
@ dodoatirice has been unbanned.
@ Haakeem
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by hotswagg12: 12:49pm On Dec 18, 2021
NoGirlfriend:
dem ban d dodo2?
Yes dodo1 wanted to post with dodo2 account and got banned. Check out dodo2 last write up.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:53pm On Dec 18, 2021
Obinnau:
@ dodoatirice has been unbanned. @ Haakeem
THANKs alot........ Dodoatirice hehe come drop update ageg.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:07pm On Dec 18, 2021
Omo i foor. Thank you oo.

Hakeem mhen

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:08pm On Dec 18, 2021
smiley

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by mokoh(m): 1:19pm On Dec 18, 2021
Boss u repeat the update
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:24pm On Dec 18, 2021
mokoh:
Boss u repeat the update

I been think say that one no post before ni. Na as you talk i check am now. I go rectify am post short update come write long update continue the update dey go like that.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:25pm On Dec 18, 2021
Short Update:






Make i no forget, then the nighaboi wey dey gbera wey red jackies catch recently wey i bail, dem catch am again, dem collect the btc wallet wey him use accuire things that am this time wey dem catch am, dem see am for possession come seize am. All the things wey e don buy and wey him come rebuy again, dem seize am. Hom moor fit call me that time him use him resources settle h case. But from hood i hear hin matter. Nigga don dey hooked to drugs don turn hood rat. (E for come To me for salvation, but him don see wetin i experience. Even tho na small he see. Him mind go dey cut cut anytime hin wan go do juju for him yahoo work.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Chimeluv(f): 1:30pm On Dec 18, 2021
dodoatirice:


I been think say that one no post before ni. Na as you talk i check am now. I go rectify am post short update come write long update continue the update dey go like that.
this is no ordinary story, this wan na revelation. Kudos and more grease to your elbows...

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 1:33pm On Dec 18, 2021
Chimeluv:
this is no ordinary story, this wan na revelation. Kudos and more grease to your elbows...

Thanks ma

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Succhris: 1:57pm On Dec 18, 2021
Dodo weldone
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 2:01pm On Dec 18, 2021
I know niggas that, them collect soap from Baba, small soap wey just carry small spiritual spirit wey dem go just use once so dem go fit gather money come do better otumopor. For example, you dey hustle, and you know as your hussle dey be normally o. Before you go meet your Alfa, you know wetin you client dey tokk. You come go meet that Alfa wey you noor sabi him mind, you tell am your problem. Him tell you solution you say you nor get money, he come look say make hin help you give you “something wey you go take go collect small change come do better juju”. Now the quoted is atleast what he’d tell you. Alfa carry soap give you say make you bath am once for certain time of the night, at one specific place say you go collect money atleast something wey go help you go fit take come do big juju wey you go take collect big bag. You collect cut soap, go house, do as him say. Story no end for there. Wetin your Alfa do, that soap the alfa give you, na spiritual soap, he go beg him spirits say make dem open way for you ontop the soap if you bath am. The spirit go ask af for something in return, your Alfa go come promise the spirit say you go come back come pay say him go stand for you. The spirits go come gree.

You don collect soap, you don bath, one, two , three days, nothing sup.. you don dey forget say you bath soap sef. One rainy night like dat, gen go dey hum, na your neighbor room you dey, all him family don sleep na only you dey up dey follow your maye dey chat. Na Garri your papa drink that night no forget. Your maye go just loosgaurd small he don quick collect cashapp tag, he don cashapp one thousand dollars twice. Nigha you now have two thousand dollars.


$1 equals to 500naira so
On your calculator

2000 times 500 equals one million Naira Dude. At the moment wey your azzaman credit you after he commot him % your Alfa go flash your mind.. but greediness no go gree you. Next morning you don enter whatsapp post

“early momo Awon tie n pe e won sope owo ti jade o”

You din enter computer village, IPhone 12 pro Max gbam. Miney don remain hundred . Nigga your alfa fit don even call you mske you scope am say the soap never fo you anything. But him don see am say something don sup because the Spirits granted his wish for standing for you and they’d notify him it was his turn to grant their own wish. All these things, your papa nor know. You don buy iPhone almost 600k naira, you even buy iWatch, 200k money remain hundred k you buy shirt wey be say dem go think say na your daddy own and crazy jeans. You enter street they claim Og dey go. Your papa go come dey that same spot for years. Your iPhone 12 e don dey outdated. Tech done
Move leave you. You finally sell the iphone then either be a junkie or a menace to the society at large. You know why? Ehn? Why be say. As the Alfa no see you come back, nobody granted the requests of the spirits for your small victory (cashout) that yeah then he sold you out. Shey Equation no balance?

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 2:13pm On Dec 18, 2021
Dodoatirice you are doing well,Your last update na advice o.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by YoungBruzzy(m): 2:17pm On Dec 18, 2021
I swear man, this is a real eye opener for dem boys wey Dey hustle for street.

More ink to your pen OP

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Epeegee(m): 2:43pm On Dec 18, 2021
Dodo abeg let me drop this here,is there anyone interested in buying #5000 recharge card
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 2:50pm On Dec 18, 2021
Mennn eye opener lei lei yi o
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 3:05pm On Dec 18, 2021
dodoatirice:
Short Update:






Make i no forget, then the nighaboi wey dey gbera wey red jackies catch recently wey i bail, dem catch am again, dem collect the btc wallet wey him use accuire things that am this time wey dem catch am, dem see am for possession come seize am. All the things wey e don buy and wey him come rebuy again, dem seize am. Hom moor fit call me that time him use him resources settle h case. But from hood i hear hin matter. Nigga don dey hooked to drugs don turn hood rat. (E for come To me for salvation, but him don see wetin i experience. Even tho na small he see. Him mind go dey cut cut anytime hin wan go do juju for him yahoo work.
Shade wey he carry dey Cox all those he badluck.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 3:07pm On Dec 18, 2021
Athemisia:

Shade wey he carry dey Cox all those he badluck.


Your head is there i no need touch that one again

You said it all

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 3:22pm On Dec 18, 2021
E be things.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 3:28pm On Dec 18, 2021
dodo peperempe, your last update na serious advice, no start wetin you no fit finish. street wide gan.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Horlardorjah(m): 3:33pm On Dec 18, 2021
Same guys are ready to damn the consequences even after knowing what and what the consequences will be before embarking on it.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 5:24pm On Dec 18, 2021
dodoatirice:
Short Update:






Make i no forget, then the nighaboi wey dey gbera wey red jackies catch recently wey i bail, dem catch am again, dem collect the btc wallet wey him use accuire things that am this time wey dem catch am, dem see am for possession come seize am. All the things wey e don buy and wey him come rebuy again, dem seize am. Hom moor fit call me that time him use him resources settle h case. But from hood i hear hin matter. Nigga don dey hooked to drugs don turn hood rat. (E for come To me for salvation, but him don see wetin i experience. Even tho na small he see. Him mind go dey cut cut anytime hin wan go do juju for him yahoo work.

The street is cold. Niggaboi is back to trenches with no shishi, now his stuck to pipe of mkpumiri cry

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 6:07pm On Dec 18, 2021
Mazi dodo! ya last update na better advice. hw pesin go think say him wan cheat/deceive EKWENSU? no way

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dayborlee(m): 7:02pm On Dec 18, 2021
Last update us an eye opener to the street. You nailed it bro. Love this piece

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:05pm On Dec 18, 2021
One night like that, i don treat client matter ontop my Lappy go, i come doze oo nature put me down. I
Just had to sleep. Na so i see Jago for dream, for inside the dream, Jago dey tell me say i go pay for every of my sin He sounded a warning and said the day of reckoning had missed a day in my life and everyday i woke up, I’ll be getting close to it. Na sonfor inside the dream, another person wey i sure say na one of those corpse wey fuckkxx come ask me say beating dey that night. E come ask me say shey na me go chop am abi my second. Inside the dream, i tellam say na Baba go chop say make him go meet Baba. The spirit cime ask me say if Baba no dey house him go come back come gimme times two beating of wetin he plan before. Na so i wake up. All these crazy dreams because pesin just close eye small o. 2am Baba call me; na so Baba call me say him just chop one beating many many type of beating like this like this and the beating na me suppose chop am instead, the spirit came for him instead of me. Spirit touch you small you come dey cry. Me wey dem dey gather beat back to bank nkoor. Baba go loosegaurd again. He go sleep spirit enter coven meet am say hin dey sleep come use came draw patter for baba body beat him and that hin half mad assistant. Commot for coven.


I say pesin dey cry for me untop phone say him life wan spoil.

Bella Shmurda:

“What goes around comes around my nigga
Vice Versa
Equation Balanced”

Baba wanted me to meet him at the coven, he really wanted me to come as we had a discussion. I kukuma go!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 7:10pm On Dec 18, 2021
dodoatirice:



Your head is there i no need touch that one again

You said it all
Correct...
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:06pm On Dec 18, 2021
Equation Balance.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:31pm On Dec 18, 2021
hmmmmmmm next op.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by RUGGEDWEAVER(m): 9:54pm On Dec 18, 2021
Jeezzz
Babalawo don chop beating, Even devil nor know him servant when e reach time u go pay for your looseguard...
Dodoatirice I drop cap for you ohh

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 9:54pm On Dec 18, 2021
dodoatirice:
I know niggas that, them collect soap from Baba, small soap wey just carry small spiritual spirit wey dem go just use once so dem go fit gather money come do better otumopor. For example, you dey hustle, and you know as your hussle dey be normally o. Before you go meet your Alfa, you know wetin you client dey tokk. You come go meet that Alfa wey you noor sabi him mind, you tell am your problem. Him tell you solution you say you nor get money, he come look say make hin help you give you “something wey you go take go collect small change come do better juju”. Now the quoted is atleast what he’d tell you. Alfa carry soap give you say make you bath am once for certain time of the night, at one specific place say you go collect money atleast something wey go help you go fit take come do big juju wey you go take collect big bag. You collect cut soap, go house, do as him say. Story no end for there. Wetin your Alfa do, that soap the alfa give you, na spiritual soap, he go beg him spirits say make dem open way for you ontop the soap if you bath am. The spirit go ask af for something in return, your Alfa go come promise the spirit say you go come back come pay say him go stand for you. The spirits go come gree.

You don collect soap, you don bath, one, two , three days, nothing sup.. you don dey forget say you bath soap sef. One rainy night like dat, gen go dey hum, na your neighbor room you dey, all him family don sleep na only you dey up dey follow your maye dey chat. Na Garri your papa drink that night no forget. Your maye go just loosgaurd small he don quick collect cashapp tag, he don cashapp one thousand dollars twice. Nigha you now have two thousand dollars.


$1 equals to 500naira so
On your calculator

2000 times 500 equals one million Naira Dude. At the moment wey your azzaman credit you after he commot him % your Alfa go flash your mind.. but greediness no go gree you. Next morning you don enter whatsapp post

“early momo Awon tie n pe e won sope owo ti jade o”

You din enter computer village, IPhone 12 pro Max gbam. Miney don remain hundred . Nigga your alfa fit don even call you mske you scope am say the soap never fo you anything. But him don see am say something don sup because the Spirits granted his wish for standing for you and they’d notify him it was his turn to grant their own wish. All these things, your papa nor know. You don buy iPhone almost 600k naira, you even buy iWatch, 200k money remain hundred k you buy shirt wey be say dem go think say na your daddy own and crazy jeans. You enter street they claim Og dey go. Your papa go come dey that same spot for years. Your iPhone 12 e don dey outdated. Tech done
Move leave you. You finally sell the iphone then either be a junkie or a menace to the society at large. You know why? Ehn? Why be say. As the Alfa no see you come back, nobody granted the requests of the spirits for your small victory (cashout) that yeah then he sold you out. Shey Equation no balance?
This is not just about street. Anytime you ask something from gods, always be ready to meet up the vow you took because if they come for you, you nor go know who dey worry you. Happen to my sister who seek a child from a deity and forget her vows.

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