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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Holla911(m): 1:15pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
dodoatirice: But you and baba are intertwined at this point. You can't run from him as you need him as much as he needs you. This your real-fiction story is too sweet and addictive. Abeg make this your story no give person diabeties o. Pls feed us more dodo ati rice make we belle coole 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Qbase22(m): 1:22pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Getting more interesting between you and baba |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 1:41pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
dodoatirice:No just forget me pls. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anansa0003: 1:43pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Dodk feed us more of it... Baba don enter one Chance |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Yomexy11: 1:47pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
U are doing great bro |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 1:50pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Wahala for crisis is all i can say.... Abegggggg feed us more dodoatirice ... And for the giveaway i stand gidigba dey wait for alert.. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Orente21(f): 2:00pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
dodoatirice:Na wa oo |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Typicool8(m): 2:19pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Na this kind thing dem dey call intermission Baba abeg we dey wait for update and d giveaway |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 2:24pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
dodo peperempe happy Sunday,na just small losequard make baba dey at your mercy so, now na you and baba dey do money ritual make baba too begin bath soap so he no go beg you for money again, so he go collect the flogging peacefully., now I see reason why you survived it. dancing in advance for the give away. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 3:51pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Spiritual Sars don come for Baba overnight. mhen e dey burst brain. Oya cruise dat Green bottle and dat local sk finish cum give us another mad update. Giveaway i await thee!! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 4:16pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Fire down |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 4:23pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
2 days nain Baba take call me back to back, the third day, i just say make i pity am as inpick like this. “Make we firget the thing wry happen, like this like this, fire dey our roof. E get one soap wey we go bath for market square abeg come make we come bath am abeg” I wouldn’t have minded him, but ad he was soesking into the phone he coulfld heat his pain whimpers on the other end like someone was beating him a stroke at intervals. And the fear i sensed. I would still discard it when Baba made me understand that “ you noor go reason wetin happen that night because that one don go. And na the same thin wey you do me i wan do you but i no go try that one again you go need come because if you noor come, the Osu spirits would visit and beat the hell out of everyone in my family that we shared blood with and his family too and many bodies would drop as the bath was the only solution and as that would stand as an assurance of my own loyalty to then and to the success they brought along with them to me” But since Baba was the third party between me and them and now his blood was involved too, they came for him instead. “You wey you carry light for head, you come go off you think say moon no go shine” I arranged and met him outside his coven and i came in company of Shaggi. I made the others stay and omly Shagii bounced me to the venue. Around 1am (midnight) Baba and his assistant started the ritual. Empty local market square that of course no trader was in site. Shagi stood and watched from a distance as i had already paiid him specially to keep is mouth shot and made a fake oath with him and because say money dey involved, from a distance duting the precedings. I saw him straight faced. Why this werey no go join military i thought to my self then i realized I shouldn’t be thinking about him when i mever know wetin go sup for this bath for market square as i don get trust issues and i no trust this Baba again. But something dey wey be say e pass you. Baba put my sponge and the soap o was gonna bath into a calabash, did the same for his own too in a separate calabash, he balanced it on his head and asked me to do the same for mine. I did now baba took a stroll doen the line ups of tables that belonged to deferent ware owners during the day hawking away into the night and asking me to follow him and do the same. We shouted ontop of our voices to the thin hair asking people to come and buy what we balanced on our head minding the fact that no one was in that space. Just a cluster of benches, ware table, localy made stores and a cluster of dirt that spawned across the stretch of the whole market square. We hawked along a long list of tables when i felt something undern grab my arms and released it, my calabash fell and the soap and the sponge hit the earth. Baba asked me to pick it up saying congratulations to me and that i could go back to meet his assistant as he hadn’t felt what i felt and the same thing had to happen to him too . As soon ad i got to his assistant, that one gave me a pail containing water and asked me to start bathing my own soap immediately. As i was bathing the soap, it was getting warmer and warmer and the sensation stopped. I looked far ahead to see if Baba had gone through the same process when i saw him running towards us. He was been attacked by a swarm of unseen spirits and as soon as Baba’s assistant saw this, he took to his heels ehn omo awo re igbo ma ni yen ke?? The son of the priest has japa. Emi gan thank God say i don bath dress up i japa follow the boy and Shaggi and baba came running after. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 4:26pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Bro pls don't pass me by in ur kingdom...really need money for my food business,am working on it already,I made a thread about it on nairaland,but I need help from all angle 0239822989 WEMA bank dodoatirice: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dayborlee(m): 4:35pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Like seriously, i was laughing when i got to the end part of this update. Spiritual SARS dey purse baba. Ori baba ti gbabode.....baba go chop marathon beating........ More ink to your pen bro......Gbe wa trabayee 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 4:42pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
this matter serious o, why is baba always at the receiving end, you scale through but baba matter get k leg, this story make sense die. I hail o dodo somebody. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 4:45pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
;DEverybody Jakpa. Baba enter one chance. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dayborlee(m): 4:46pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Healthrelatedjo: Bro na everybody need money 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rhu4xce: 4:51pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Baba looseguardedness na hin put am for wahala so. The gods and spirits jez dey use am catch cruise on a steady. Shebi hin sabi hear se dem gather gbadun pesin with beating oya na Spirit pikin u sef feel am. BABA cum dey chicken out 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 5:29pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
everywhere is tight bro,we need to create source of income for ourselves to keep body and soul together,me sef go like do giveaway on this forum to help others. dayborlee: 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dayborlee(m): 5:33pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Healthrelatedjo: A big AMEN to our heart desires 2 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:46pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
dayborlee:No be only u laugh o. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Anny505(m): 6:32pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
dodoatirice: My guy discharge in 2sec....you no even wait to reason wether wetin dey flog Baba. On a more serious note, be like all those spirit of people including children were baba kill use do soap give other people been just dey wait dey pray for the day baba go looseguard. Alas God answer their prayer and dem no want take any chances with Baba 4 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kroos205: 8:13pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
The last part gat me rolling on the floor ;day |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:29pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Short Update: As all of dey run upandan to escape Sars, (Spiritual Sars) na hin Baba dey shout “eni ori yoor odi ile” “He who had an head start make e no wait dey run go house”. Baba no even need hype dem Spiritual Sars for me as wetin dem do me na experience enough for me. For my mind, you tokk you nor tokk, me i don dey Japa already. Na so only me come hear say Baba dey shout oro o oro o oro o dem Spiritual Sars catch up with am deal with am mercilessly. He come sick 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Kroos205: 8:32pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Eni ba lo, lo ba de [quote author=dodoatirice post=108645232]Short Update: “eni ori yoor odi ile” 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 8:41pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Question for thought.... "at this point you are with the devil and his minions, if u surrender totally to GOD to break you free from this bondage, will it work? Can jesus really accept u back and save your soul back from the devil? |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:50pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Op next pls. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Agbecassava: 9:21pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Igbo good for body if you dey young My age no support am now If you dey smoke ehn, bad spirit go run from where you dey smoke I be security and I dey light igbo to make evil spirit run away Igbo dey make person remember old things 5 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by uthlaw: 9:26pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
Healthrelatedjo:baba shey make I drop details ni....nothing too small,d sapa no b here ooo! |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rahzy: 11:18pm On Dec 19, 2021 |
dodoatirice:Baba we mount oo. For the season so, everywhere no sexy like dis. We wey get small children for house na God still be our consolation. 2147499019 UBA Even if na those rubber eyeglasses we wear when we small. Just the smile on their faces. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Dukio: 3:39am On Dec 20, 2021 |
1 Like
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