oh,, they don catch another one for the maeine kingdom sacrifice

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

Text me her number. One's I get into her life, you'll eventually get out. This is no joke.

Send me a PM.

I believe you

johnsonmartina6:
oh,, they don catch another one for the maeine kingdom sacrifice

I don’t know what the Marine kingdom is but it’s not funny at all boss. She will soon show up in my place and the next thing Na to knack wetin I dey avoid.

Pumpumking:


read the whole post u eddioot man...Ocholu was rude to op sayin he wanto smash his wife..go n read a book.fool.(,no oofenese)

You're mentally deranged and handicapped. Where did I say I want to smash the OPs wife?? Even though the OP has clarified you that they're not married and that he only needs help, you're still going about showing how lowly a depressed life you live.

For the records; I said that I fvcked your wife real good. Giving her heavy shots from the back while she pleaded for mercy. Your sisters are next. Imagine having a three-$ome with them?

Ocholu:


See this insecure thing! Someone is running away from danger and you're here typing rubbish. Na you marry them? Abi na for your papa house them do reception?

na him be officiating minister

Beebah2000:
Hehehehe
When you were enjoying the sweet honeypot, did u tell us to join u?
Now u are telling us your spiritual problem.
Op, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.

Why would a girl comment something like this? Dïck holding member of society.

RoyalBlu:


Okay, thank you.

I find his choice of words so distasteful.

Can't fathom why he chose to pick on me today.

Leave the pumpumking aka mrcork to me, I will make sure he gets banned, the troll keeps going around disrespecting people and using vulgar words on people

Pumpumking:


Yea we belif u..ediiiiot boy

Oh! You don taya abi!?
You just carry black lips like devil nyããsh. Come at me again, na that time you go know say khaki no be leather.

This one don pass SIMP o

FernandezPablo:

That guy is a clown and that post was from a troll..

Don’t say what you don’t know

In Wizkid voice “Lord Chosen dey for youuuuu”.

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Don’t say what you don’t know

Now I said it..any problems?

NitrogenBomb:
Please this will be abit lengthy and direct and please don’t mind my errors. This isn’t joke and I’m so serious here please. I met my current babe early this year, Infact few days after Valentine day in School. We both in the university.

We both in our Early 20s and I’m just older than her with 2 years. We got talking and I noticed she liked me. Anyways we got dating but my intention was to have a taste of the honeypot like 4 times and take off because I noticed she got a banker who is rich and doing well on the Island, He should be around 40 if I guess right and also some other guys and sugar Daddies inclusive.

She’s also from a rich home too and her Dad is into Bereau De Change. Personally I’m not doing bad financially as I do some Project Jobs with an IT firm on the Island as a Casual staff and I can afford some basic things to an extent, but she’s doing financially better than me because of Her Guy, Dad and other Contacts.

I have never been in a relationship for over 6 months, infact once I sleep with a girl I just move on to the next one. But since I slept with this my current babe, I won’t lie since that day till date I couldn’t get over her. Infact it seems I’m liking her the more. She’s Pretty with a very massive ass( honestly I have never seen a ass soo big and that’s what attracted me to her and her honeypot is the sweetest I have ever tasted, don’t know what she put there. I have asked her severally, but she just laughs over it).

One day she told me she has noticed I want to leave her because of her lifestyle but I won’t be able to leave. She clearly told me that I have no Idea who she is and that she doesn’t sleep with a guy for money but just for fun and money can’t keep her.

Truth is, She doesn’t even demand money from me, but instead she wants to be giving me money always, which I don’t like. She told me it’s only when she wants a guy to go, that’s when she will let him go. I notice even her rich guy in Lagos still calls to beg her most times and sends her lots of money atimes.

While in school there was a time I stayed in her Crib and noticed some fetish stuffs in her bathroom. Anyways I took it with a pinch of salt because I’m irreligious and don’t believe in those things, but I’m beginning to think otherwise because I don’t understand what’s happening to me again.

The last time I broke up with her, I found myself going to beg her after two days and she was laughing and saying I won’t go anywhere and I won’t even know when I will put a ring on her finger that she has already chosen me because I have lots of prospects and a future. Infact since I started sleeping with her, other girls don’t enter my eyes anymore. As funny as this sounds, I really want to break away from this girl, but I don’t know how. She always call Water mother when talking atimes. Please Help NLders. I really wanna break away from her.

mumu man, she don go cook with vagina water for you, and you ate like a fool you are.. If they tell you guys to have spiritual backing una go dey jonz now stupid banny wey nor know anything, but have bad hookers to don hook you up,...

Bro better goto church and see a strong pastor cos nairaland can't help you on this..

Depressed101:
mumu man, she don go cook with vagina water for you, and you ate like a fool you are.. If they tell you guys to have spiritual backing una go dey jonz now stupid banny wey nor know anything, but have bad hookers to don hook you up,...

Bro better goto church and see a strong pastor cos nairaland can't help you on this..

No need for insults sir. Anyways which church Will you advice me to go ?

NitrogenBomb:


No need for insults sir. Anyways which church Will you advice me to go ?

i dont know o, just don't goto the one that will complicate issues for you, I attend a Bible believing church COZA, I believe there's one on the island in Lagos there

OK got the address
SHEBA Centre, Plot 20 Mobolaji Bank Anthony

Depressed101:
i dont know o, just don't goto the one that will complicate issues for you, I attend a Bible believing church COZA, I believe there's one on the island in Lagos there

OK got the address
SHEBA Centre, Plot 20 Mobolaji Bank Anthony

COZA ?? Pastor Fatoyinbo Church ?

NitrogenBomb:

COZA ?? Pastor Fatoyinbo Church ?

YES SIR, go there your life will change

She's not hypnotize you. You seem to be inlove and getting stupid with it, hence your paranoia because you felt you wouldn't do most of these things normally.

She's innocent, but you're getting dumb with that love thingy.

Depressed101:
YES SIR, go there your life will change

Tell him to buy Limca along.

MufasaLion:
She's not hypnotize you. You seem to be inlove and getting stupid with it, hence your paranoia because you felt you wouldn't do most of these things normally.

She's innocent, but you're getting dumb with that love thingy.

Shut up if you have nothing reasonable to say Nd stop insulting me. Maybe you read my write up again.

Kriss216:



This one is gone and can't be redeemed.

That line Massive ass got me rolling on the floor,He is gone indeed

NitrogenBomb:


Shut up if you have nothing reasonable to say Nd stop insulting me. Maybe you read my write up again.

LMAO

Your frustration is at it's peak for you to perceive my comment as an insult. Dude, I only stated my opinion, not trying to insult you.

I'd urge you to apply the speed you used in responding to me in breaking away from your babe.

Vinnie2000:



Bros! Leave dat Talk!

Some of these stories are Fabricated!

Boredom is killing some peeps this Period, so I suspect they come up with all manners of Sh*t!

Bros no be lie boredom Don finish me for Village