iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.

Boss I wan be like you ooh, please put me through nah

illegend the Master
I dey greet.
Compliments of the season

You actually collected that card, after the way the guy savaged you?
Have some dignity, man.

GROUNDCHALEBOY:
1,000 RECHARGE CARD SEEN..SOMUCH TO BROWSE NOW

jeniusmann:
You actually collected that card, after the way the guy savaged you?
Have some dignity, man.

I feel he has more dignity than pretenders. He also has a good spirit. He is the type that forgives easily. These are the kinds of people we need. His ego is under control.

Buhari claims to have dignity and integrity, but look at him and the state of the country now. He encouraged evil and his regime has experienced the most evil and corruption.

Some people who claim to have dignity will decline, but use an alternate moniker to beg or scam me.

They want to keep a good reputation with one moniker and beg with the other. That's being two-faced. He isn't that kind of person from his reaction to what I said.

He's teachable and humble. Such people are hard to get.

iLegendd:


Damn, this hurts. I'm crying. Drop your number and name of network and get your card.

When you go post that curvy girl bare skin again?

iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.

You are not lazy. You are just a smart worker is all.

iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.

I no fit blame u, na stoopid nairalanders dey give u attention.......I dont need ur card i have enouf airtime, Idiot!! Showing off stupidity all the time

dahgifted:
Stop this unecessary rant of yours, whats your source of income?
Untill i see your name in the forbe list, then I'll take you serious..

But to be lazy and still be making money! Who wouldn't wana follow that path? Enjoy bro

Forbes ke, that guy name no pass Nairaland romance section

jeniusmann:
You actually collected that card, after the way the guy savaged you?
Have some dignity, man.

omo, na dignity make jollof rice pass me for burial.

richmond500:
omo, na dignity make jollof rice pass me for burial.

richmond500:

Forbes ke, that guy name no pass Nairaland romance section

If only you know Romance section reaches out to the whole world. You don't need to be on Forbes list or get a Grammy to make an impact. Burna Boy has made great impact, but Fela who doesn't have a Grammy has made more.

Which have you made?

seunsiju:
I no fit blame u, na stoopid nairalanders dey give u attention.......I dont need ur card i have enouf airtime, Idiot!! Showing off stupidity all the time

Weak. Improve and come back.

iLegendd:


If only you know Romance section reaches out to the whole world. You don't need to be on Forbes list or get a Grammy to make an impact. Burna Boy has made great impact, but Fela who doesn't have a Grammy has made more.

Which have you made?

na that one u use deh consol urself?

Anyhow sha, make e no be like say I deh hate... Compliment of the season

richmond500:
na that one u use deh consol urself?

Anyhow sha, make e no be like say I deh hate... Compliment of the season

You don already hate. When he mentioned Forbes, why did you make jest of it? To feel better? Yes. Because you see me on Nairaland you think I'm worth nothing.

"You won't get to somone's level by bringing them down," is the title of a thread you created. You lack brain.

Since you're already insignificant in life and Nairaland, even in romance section, make I accept your greetings before e go look like say I dey snobbish. Same to you, dear.

The next bomb I'll hear is how you're a billionaire and better than me. My dear, you're better and I saw your name of Forbes list yesterday. Congratulations!

Let me see how he'll react, but he should be rest assured I won't reply him again.

iLegendd:


You don already hate. When he mentioned Forbes, why did you make jest of it? To feel better? Yes. Because you see me on Nairaland you think I'm worth nothing.

"You won't get to somone's level by bringing them down," is the title of a thread you created. You lack brain.

Since you're already insignificant in life and Nairaland, even in romance section, make I accept your greetings before e go look like say I dey snobbish. Same to you, dear.

The next bomb I'll hear is how you're a billionaire and better than me. My dear, you're better and I saw your name of Forbes list yesterday. Congratulations!

Let me see how he'll react, but he should be rest assured I won't reply him again.

Wats all these? People catch fun on NL, no be everything u go take serious. Tueh.

Unfollows thread

iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.

This pauper always believing that he is rich, my sincere advise to you is to invest your little change wisely because you are not rich! Sorry.

iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.

So, who won the 5k?

iLegendd:


Weak. Improve and come back.

do u think am here for ur airtme...God punizh u both

iLegendd:
I'm officially the laziest person of 2021. See Why.

In 2021, I don't think I have left the house more than 30 times. I didn't sweep/clean up to 30 times. Someone does it for me.

I don't work because I'm too lazy to wake in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. That lifestyle is boring and stressful. That's slavery.

I'm f*cking lazy, so I stay at home 24/7. To reward myself for my laziness and for being jobless, I bought more plots of land.

My mom called me yesterday and said she found a good land and instead of me to dress and go check it out, I just transfered money for her to buy it and went back to bed.

Haters, I used to be broke just like you, but I worked smart day-n-night while you were busy watching porn, surfing Facebook, and abusing innocent people online thinking they're the cause of your frustrations.

Don't feel oppressed. When we all die, no one is going to Heaven or Hell with their properties, material things or Bitc.oin wallets.

Be wealthy, but your salvation matters too.

I'm a pastor-to-be. I'll soon open a worship center, but only girls will attend — they'll all be on mini-skirt and G-string. It's not about your dress code, but your heart.

Men won't be allowed because most men easily get jealous and envious when "money" is involved. They always feel the other man is oppressing them, so they'll find a way to kill him.

The heart of men is evil. Women only get jealous when "love" is involved. The heart of women is evil too, but not as terrible as men.

Prove me wrong and get 5k recharge card.

For my haters, abuse me and get 1k recharge card. This particular offer is only for haters. I love them.

Haaaa.. see my boss.

Let me get on this

.
You are not Lazy, you a hardworking.
A lazy person only wish, a hardworking person wish and work.
Only someone hardworking wakes up in the dead of the night to think, write, and plan on securing the future.

You have books, into crypto, mentorship..... Haba fear God.

.
The complete saying goes, "The heart of men is evil, same way it is good. It only depends on which of it we feed most".

The holy book says..."hell hath no fury like a
woman scorned"

Fear that gender ooo

Guide your thoughts with all deligence, for out of it......... U know the rest.

Women don't only get jealous when love is involved... They get jealous when they feel beaten... In their head, everything is all about competition. Beauty, love, success, marriage,birth etc


With this few points of mine, I believe

You dey always chase clout ITrophy abi nah Ilegend

Rest abeg!

Firstinline:

This pauper always believing that he is rich, my sincere advise to you is to invest your little change wisely because you are not rich! Sorry.

My dear, I'm not rich and never will be. I have never claimed to be.

I'm born for wealth, not riches. You can have all the riches and keep your inherited frustrations within your lineage.

No cry o. A lot of you are too weak for me and this is why I go gentle on you.

I have you on my palm and I'll always make you scream and ignore you when I'm done with you.

Anyway, I'll score you 3.4/10 for trying make a sentence.

b1111:
You dey always chase clout ITrophy abi nah Ilegend

Rest abeg!

You tried, but your line is weak and not funny. Keep trying and you'll improve one day. Rome wasn't built in a day. I'll score you 3/10.

iLegendd:


You tried, but your line is weak and not funny. Keep trying and you'll improve one day. Rome wasn't built in a day. I'll score you 3/10.

Alaye send my airtime make I use hold body shey nah you talk am

jeniusmann:
You actually collected that card, after the way the guy savaged you?
Have some dignity, man.

MY LIFE MY BUSINESS

Lol ilegendd when will you change? Don't take this attitude into the new year.

iLegendd:


My dear, I'm not rich and never will be. I have never claimed to be.

I'm born for wealth, not riches. You can have all the riches and keep your inherited frustrations within your lineage.

No cry o. A lot of you are too weak for me and this is why I go gentle on you.

I have you on my palm and I'll always make you scream and ignore you when I'm done with you.

Anyway, I'll score you 3.4/10 for trying make a sentence.

So funny, you sounded hurt, don't feel pained, it is just a sincere advise from someone you can call a brother.

who do you have on Palm, never in your life time will you try that. If you also need airtime, you can drop your number.