ubunja:
for sure it's to broke shame men. But it's very very funny. Plus it's a South African girl so it's even more funny because they're not that much into gold digging. Lol.

Nyascobar1414:


damn this guy is a carbon copy of me...
People have been complaining cos Ion give a Bleep bout em...
Me , ion need someone greetings likewise i dont want you to greet me.. I mean for what.

Battalion1:
learn how to greet pple blood....e Don save a lot of pple......only men go understand sha

fattprince:
Omo things dey happen oh,
I enter Keke this evening when this Keke driver started to gist me wetin he babe do ham.
I mean this guy told about how he spend on this girl and how this girl kisses him in public to make it seem like he's the only one for her. He said he still bought 30k cloth for this girl on 31st and how his account went from 115k in November to 31k and how the hoe asked him for transport to go to her sister's place but ended up in the other guy's house. He like technically funded his girlfriend tfare to go get some fvck. The girl still hasn't know this guy knows because the guy hacked his babes WhatsApp. I wanted to tell the guy about redpill but he was bursting with talk so I just allowed him hoping to tell him to google redpill before I drop but I decided against it when he told me he was going to show her evidence then talk to her to cut off things with the guy but if she doesn't then he will break up with her. Men, she's getting a second chance. SMH our guy is still going to get fvcked up at least once more. Thank God I wouldn't be there then

fattprince:
Omo things dey happen oh,
I enter Keke this evening when this Keke driver started to gist me wetin he babe do ham.
I mean this guy told about how he spend on this girl and how this girl kisses him in public to make it seem like he's the only one for her. He said he still bought 30k cloth for this girl on 31st and how his account went from 115k in November to 31k and how the hoe asked him for transport to go to her sister's place but ended up in the other guy's house. He like technically funded his girlfriend tfare to go get some fvck. The girl still hasn't know this guy knows because the guy hacked his babes WhatsApp. I wanted to tell the guy about redpill but he was bursting with talk so I just allowed him hoping to tell him to google redpill before I drop but I decided against it when he told me he was going to show her evidence then talk to her to cut off things with the guy but if she doesn't then he will break up with her. Men, she's getting a second chance. SMH our guy is still going to get fvcked up at least once more. Thank God I wouldn't be there then

Calibrator:
Be fluid like water.



Acting like Idi Amin all the time makes you very predictable and predictability breeds familiarity.

Surprise others and yourself in particular by acting bluepill at times, the burns suffered by such acts will keep your redpill lenses sharp and precise when you revert back to frame.


Redpill is a route of endless journey not a destination.

fattprince:
Omo things dey happen oh,
I enter Keke this evening when this Keke driver started to gist me wetin he babe do ham.
I mean this guy told about how he spend on this girl and how this girl kisses him in public to make it seem like he's the only one for her. He said he still bought 30k cloth for this girl on 31st and how his account went from 115k in November to 31k and how the hoe asked him for transport to go to her sister's place but ended up in the other guy's house. He like technically funded his girlfriend tfare to go get some fvck. The girl still hasn't know this guy knows because the guy hacked his babes WhatsApp. I wanted to tell the guy about redpill but he was bursting with talk so I just allowed him hoping to tell him to google redpill before I drop but I decided against it when he told me he was going to show her evidence then talk to her to cut off things with the guy but if she doesn't then he will break up with her. Men, she's getting a second chance. SMH our guy is still going to get fvcked up at least once more. Thank God I wouldn't be there then

Smartb0y:
When you chase after women whether for fun or commitment, you automatically make them a priority



Don't be a simp!!

Priotise your self growth, women will follow

ubunja:
Lmfao

SOZINN:


@Osas187
So the said idiot has a boyfriend. Oh dear, better thank your stars you didn't touch her. If he was one of those simps we often read about. You could have been typing this from the comfort of your hospital bed.
I've been there. In November some guy appeared out of nowhere and tried to start a fight with me because I was holding hands and flirting with his girl.

Girl wey I Don use mouth finish work, she don use eye fûck me. The vibe was there and I was ready to take it to the next level. I didn't even know she was just waiting for her boyfriend. I think this is a serious issue and we need to discuss it, because I don't know how to avoid them. Daughters of Jezebel everywhere trying to cause trouble between you and a fellow comrade.

Why send such signals when she knows her boyfriend could appear any minute. The matter just tire me.
These girls don't take their guys serious at all.

Heryormilekan:


Lol. This actually reminds me of my uni days

There's this particular girl every guy wants to flirt with(busty). I'm always on my own (no friends, no enemies). I don't know she's worried I don't give her attention despite having loads of attention from other guys. There was a day she opted to assist me in drawing border lines in Engineering drawing class, I accepted and she drew it for me(we had to sit together and had a lil discussion). What surprised me most was that she opted in to do the same in subsequent class too. A guy(one of her simps) noticed this and decided to try his luck too.

The following conversion took place between them.

Simp: hey baby, come and help me to draw borderline too

The girl: why should I help you?

Simp: but, you just helped him(pointed to me).

The girl: how's that your business? Are you him?

Simp walks out.

NB: the Simp has helped her in the past to draw borderline and even do tedious homework and classwork.

Girls know what they want! Don't be a simp

luminouz:

The 'simp walks out' part had me guffawing.

Why walk out though?

Calibrator:
Be fluid like water.



Acting like Idi Amin all the time makes you very predictable and predictability breeds familiarity.

Surprise others and yourself in particular by acting bluepill at times, the burns suffered by such acts will keep your redpill lenses sharp and precise when you revert back to frame.


Redpill is a route of endless journey not a destination.

Smartb0y:
When you chase after women whether for fun or commitment, you automatically make them a priority



Don't be a simp!!

Priotise your self growth, women will follow

Calibrator:
Be fluid like water.



Acting like Idi Amin all the time makes you very predictable and predictability breeds familiarity.

Surprise others and yourself in particular by acting bluepill at times, the burns suffered by such acts will keep your redpill lenses sharp and precise when you revert back to frame.


Redpill is a route of endless journey not a destination.

chukshobayo:



What makes you think Ronaldo may not simp later on? One can't tell

CAPSLOCKED:


SIMPS ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE, AND THIS TRUE STORY IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST REASONS WHY I DETEST THEM ALL.
I'D HAVE DIED A LONG TIME AGO BECAUSE A SIMP'S GIRL HAD A HUGE CRUSH ONE ME. THIS SMALL BOY ARRANGED HIS CULT FRIENDS TO COME PICK ME TO BE WASTED SOMEWHERE IN THE BUSH BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND OPENLY EXPRESSED HER FEELINGS FOR ME, TO HIM, AT A TIME WHEN I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE SAID GIRL'S NAME OR CARE FOR WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE. HE TALKED ABOUT ME WITH HER A LOT AND PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE DISCOVERED THROUGH HIM THAT I WAS FINANCING HIS NONSENSE MUSIC CAREER AND ALSO THEIR OUTINGS (I WAS PLAYING BIG DADDY), SHE STARTED DEVELOPING INTEREST FOR ME AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP STARTED SHAKING. TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM, THE SIMP OPTED TO ASSASSINATE ME.

I WAS ALREADY BUNDLED, GUN LOADED. I'VE COLLECTED SEVERAL SLAPS ALREADY SEF BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE. FORTUNE WAS ON MY SIDE, BUTCHER (ABI EXECUTIONER) WAS MY BOY. IT TOOK A WHILE AND THEY LET ME GO. IMAGINE I HADN'T BEEN GOOD TO THOSE BOYS IN MY SCHOOL. A 20-YEAR-OLD 200-LEVEL SIMP WOULD HAVE KILLED A 500-LEVEL ME BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS IN LOVE WITH ME. A MAN IN LOVE IS INDEED A STUPID MAN. EMBRACE HIM AT YOUR OWN EXPENSE.

Nyascobar1414:



How does it save?

Heryormilekan:


Girls know what they want! Don't be a simp

sajmark:

WOMEN DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT, BUT THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DON'T WANT.

Karlifate:


Gbam!

Sometimes, I do have this thought that Ronaldo may wife Georgina, and she'll end up divorcing him.

Seandisputed:
No PDA in public. No holding of hands, no nothing. Be stoic.

Jessepaid:
Hehehe...

If you enter street wey guy men full and you no offer salutations, best believe you will be mugged or beaten or worse..

If them no reason your matter, you get a free pass for your stupidity that day...

Or them wait make you pass again before Dem drill you..


Women like to feel themselves alot


I noticed that women tend to greet strangers (men) when the road is quiet and alone for fear of being robbed, raped etc...

But in another circumstance when the road is busy with people, the strangers will be treated like strangers..


If you are new to an area or environment, before you ask questions greet!


I support what Osas did 100%

because I do it all the time to women that think it's possible to think I am invisible but still ask for my help..


I remember a story my friend told me of how a his friends girlfriend lost her job...


According to him...


His friend went out with another friend, the two men were chilling at a bar waiting for the babe to show...


When she finally came, she went to one of the men (my friends friend) which is her boyfriend and greeted him, hugged him and sat down completely ignoring the other man at the table..


Not knowing that he was her boss at the new company she started...


She lost the job after that weekend..