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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 2:51am On Jan 05, 2022
Wahala grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by quinSonia(f): 5:12am On Jan 05, 2022
Dodoatirice


You write very well like a certain flow
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:36am On Jan 05, 2022
I stood outside my home, go in or not? I kept throwing these thoughts around in my head, what a life, i was even afraid to go into a home that was supposed to provide comfort, what da hell? I peeped in through the gate, everything seemed normal from the outside, imagine, fine cars scattered about my compound like goats that were relaxing on the grass, then my eye caught something, Osa’s Lexus the Lexus suv. I’m sure the key was laying somewhere about in his room.. what a life!! Just as i decided to go in and go face whatever fate beheld me on a low, i looked behind me to try survey the area one last time then one man was
Passing by looking at me in a way that made me feel so uncomfortable.

Man:
Bros, no vex oo, make i tell you something,

Me:
(I quickly unlocked the gate and went in to be safe, i bolted the gate from the inside but still stood there trying to get a hold of what he wanted to say)

Man:
Bros i no beg money from you. But if you dey work for this place ehn, my mind tell me say make i tell you say make you noor rush oo. You go get money well well, just small time. Noor go rush ooo.. anything wey your oga do for you no worry, you go gain am back..
The. He started walking away, i was suprised by his advice and i was walking away too with my back to the house in a reverse mode, even with what he said, and my experience last night with Physical Sars (awon eyan bullet), all these ones, so i had to carefully observe the man as he walked away, some steps forward, he turned around and looked at me again and said “nooo rushh, you go make am” i just nodded again showing him a thank you gesture with my hand and went inside.

Rubbish, medicine after death i thought, where was this man when I graduated, where was this guy when i was hanging with Ceeza, rubbish!! Then i gave answers to that by myself again with another thought and using the said thought, I judge myself still. “Shey if this man come meet you that time, shey you go hear this thing wey e talk” and that was the truth, and even if i did listen to him talk, Ceeza’s cold and chilling car no go gree.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 8:40am On Jan 05, 2022
Nice oh
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 9:16am On Jan 05, 2022
dodoatirice:
What a life I thought, so this guy don mad like this?? All the things he was repeating over and over again got people wondering but they just couldn’t put their hands on whoever was dealing with him or who he was or where he was coming from. I kuku sabi the whole matter like that. But damn, i thought about this as i drove. This was a guy that was spiritually played just like i was spiritually played into cutting my feet too. But his own came with a surprise, a surprise that he didn’t expect. What if the guy faced half of what I’ve faced? My bet bet was, his madness came timely, from what i saw he’s already rich, so they let him taste from the wealth first and then deleted his mum for him. So if he now saw his mom’s death as normal, he’d make more money and probably sacrifice more and more lives do I thought opting out at the earliest stage was a very great option. I couldn’t even eat as i returned back home and on my way back, i decided to go through the same street, the Nigha laid on the floor with blood oozing from his mouth. Just like someone had gave him a slap on the mouth and it drew blood. He’d died and one spanner was missing that way.I got back to Baba and he was already waiting, it took nothing less than 4 hours of ritual rites here and there and we were done and i could go home.. he gave me several things to go with and the next thing to do was the pot. We had to redo it but the Spirits had to be appeased first and my promise to them had to be met we would have ran a new pot that same day, but we had to pick meat up. I left his coven and still wouldn’t go home, i found a cheap lodge in the area and slept till dawn. At dawn, Baba called me that pickup was ready for the meat and he’d see to pickup all i needed to do was to be in the coven as early as i could.

At the coven, Baba was already waiting.. the supposed meat two of them, live, girls in their twenties. Baba dashed in for a minute and one of the girls thinking i could be of help, gave me a quick time summary of how they got to the coven. They were grabbed on their way home from church and brought there.. what!!!! Baba reappeared, i took him to a corner and gave him a quick recap of the new information i got and why? Why did they kidnap gurls and brought as meat..
Baba’s intel was that, they needed a meat that was frantic, a meat that was scared shit. He made me understand that that was his order request and they delivered just what he ordered as that was what he needed. “A scared meat” i repeated? Yes! Baba countered and said case was closed!! We returned to where the girls were tied up. As they saw me and Baba emerging, the look they casted on Baba was very dreadful but the gaze they shot me was a rather hopeful one. Baba looked left and right, grabbed the one on the right, yes, the very one that gave me the expo.. dragged her by the hair and asked me to follow him. I did, Baba lined the girl up in a straight way on the ground, (this was after he’d removed all her clothes and tied her mouth with something so she wouldn’t make noise. He handed me the axe, a different one this time and asked me to chop of the neck completely while she was still alive. I looked at the girl while hovering the axe over her face for a while.. her face filled with terror, pleading, and a glint of “the end has come” lodged somewhere in the pupil of her eyes. I raised up the axe and just before i brought it down on her neck, she let out a hot poop from her ass and the foul smell that ensued. It only took three to four swings of the very very sharp axe. I looked over at the severed head, the girl’s gaze looking piercing and into my face.. something like soul piercing. I turned my back and watched on as baba removed the breast, arms and feet, the heart and the kidney. I also watch how he cut the pussy part and kept.

Baba returned to where the other girl was kept for the kill, she’d died a natural death, she’d died from too much shock. She’d died from knowing that her sister was being maimed and killed and she was next. I wouldn’t know yet but Baba gave a shout and when i investigated, the bitchhhhhhhhh had died. This is a very Bad omen Baba countered. But because it was fresh blood, we still dragged her to the slaughter center, Baba had to do this one himself.. he raised the axe up and then an influx of flash light appeared from nowhere and “Hands up!!!!! Then this followed by gun corks!!
This episode made me quiver as Bleep. I had to pause for 5hrs before coming to complete it. Nice write up though.
Fewer typos.
You are doing well. @dodoatirice
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:31am On Jan 05, 2022
Nice one dodoatirice.....

The beginning of the end is here......

Abegggggg feed us more updates cool...
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Osas187: 10:44am On Jan 05, 2022
dayborlee:


Congratulations bro.. Pray I would also do this for my woman also
Pray to do that for your parent first.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Nobody: 11:31am On Jan 05, 2022
dodoatirice:
I stood outside my home, go in or not? I kept throwing these thoughts around in my head, what a life, i was even afraid to go into a home that was supposed to provide comfort, what da hell? I peeped in through the gate, everything seemed normal from the outside, imagine, fine cars scattered about my compound like goats that were relaxing on the grass, then my eye caught something, Osa’s Lexus the Lexus suv. I’m sure the key was laying somewhere about in his room.. what a life!! Just as i decided to go in and go face whatever fate beheld me on a low, i looked behind me to try survey the area one last time then one man was
Passing by looking at me in a way that made me feel so uncomfortable.

Man:
Bros, no vex oo, make i tell you something,

Me:
(I quickly unlocked the gate and went in to be safe, i bolted the gate from the inside but still stood there trying to get a hold of what he wanted to say)

Man:
Bros i no beg money from you. But if you dey work for this place ehn, my mind tell me say make i tell you say make you noor rush oo. You go get money well well, just small time. Noor go rush ooo.. anything wey your oga do for you no worry, you go gain am back..
The. He started walking away, i was suprised by his advice and i was walking away too with my back to the house in a reverse mode, even with what he said, and my experience last night with Physical Sars (awon eyan bullet), all these ones, so i had to carefully observe the man as he walked away, some steps forward, he turned around and looked at me again and said “nooo rushh, you go make am” i just nodded again showing him a thank you gesture with my hand and went inside.

Rubbish, medicine after death i thought, where was this man when I graduated, where was this guy when i was hanging with Ceeza, rubbish!! Then i gave answers to that by myself again with another thought and using the said thought, I judge myself still. “Shey if this man come meet you that time, shey you go hear this thing wey e talk” and that was the truth, and even if i did listen to him talk, Ceeza’s cold and chilling car no go gree.

I have a friend named Ceeza. But his’ Caesar. Nice one, Sir. Longest time wink
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:32pm On Jan 05, 2022
Waiting
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Twelvedemon12(m): 12:43pm On Jan 05, 2022
Following
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Reality3080: 2:24pm On Jan 05, 2022
dodoatirice:
I tried calling Baba once i was outside the house but he was unreachable. I booked an uber on my phone and waited for this ride to arrive. I just didn’t have the mind to go back in and take my car key. I just couldn’t. Took about another 20 minutes standing outside scared as hell before the ride came. I’m telling you, we exited my estate gate. I sha know that i was going to see Baba today and then Blackout. I woke up to find the Uber guy gently tapping me to wake up and informing me we’d gotten to the hotel I initially booked that i was going to on the app. Not that i was going to lodge or anything. I just wanted to be in a place where i could be around people because i was really scared.

I ordered a drink and kept trying Baba’s number. Not reachable then I thought to myself go and see him. Then his call came through. Omo e be like say i win world cup. We spoke back and forth i told him what was happening and he asked me to get somethings and bring it to him.

2 white spotless Ram
2 white spotless Chicken
10 yards of white spotless clothing
Kolanut

Then he asked me to buy and bring everything i knew a woman used to make themselves glam. I bough the things he asked of me and headed to his coven. While i was there, i watched him get to work. At first he summoned Tayo’s spirit and started asking questions as to why She kept reappearing? (I didn’t see anything he sha was talking to someone by his gestures). After what seemed like about 30 minutes of question asking and incantations, Baba then looked at me and gave a wicked grin. Then Baba asked me to remove all my clothes and be naked. I did, then he put a one smelling feather in my mouth then he asked me not to let the feather fall off my mouth or else it was doom. But as soon as i put the feather in my mouth damn!!! I saw the spirit, the same one I encountered in my car. She had that mean disgusted look on her face and she was looking at me and i felt she looked into my soul. Baba then spoke up saying

Oluwatayo Omo Bibi inu awon omo eda eniyan lati eni loor, ipinya de larin iwo ati arakunrin yi.

Oti mu oun Ebo wa osi timu oun etutu wa
Oti ni ko ma shey orun tie
Koun de ma gbe aiye jaiye lo
Iwa koni iwulo moor larin awon omo eniyan

Oluwatayo the child of a human being
From this moment on, you have no business with this person (me)
He has brought things for sacrifice,
He wants you to remain where you are and never disturb him again,
You don’t have any usefulness among human beings.

Then She turned her back on me and Baba and didn’t leave. Then Baba laughed hysterically again and told her that He knew what she wanted. Baba motioned to me to leave the room and wait for him outside. I had the leaf in my mouth still and as soon as I got outside, Baba’s assistant removed the leaf, gave the white material i brought and even helped me in tying it around my body. Baba himself came outside and led me through the back of his house to a bush path that had been cleared and then he said ibi awi lade yi. Apparently they’d dug a shalow grave and then his assistant brought in a a casket and then they placed it in the shallow grave and asked me to lie on my back in the casket i obliged and next Baba took the two chicken i had brought earlier and the he and his assistant started going 360 singing what i could say was an occultic song, his assistant was singing and baba was incatating, sometime he joined in in the song, at other times he still incantate. This went on for an hour or so and then baba slaughtered the Chicken and let the blood flow and then sprinkled it on me in the casket. More blood because he slaughtered the ram too. Then he asked me from above if i was okay i said yes he then went ahead and closed the lid for a minute.
if anybody still believe this is fiction then the person must b a kid.
This is real,I served in ogun state n i can relate with everything he explained about d oshole n d coffin.......this one no b fiction I can bet my life
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by MoneyGoDrop: 2:24pm On Jan 05, 2022
Big wahala. Nice update,keep it up
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 2:28pm On Jan 05, 2022
Interesting

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by operAhdam: 3:22pm On Jan 05, 2022
Reality3080:
if anybody still believe this is fiction then the person must b a kid.
This is real,I served in ogun state n i can relate with everything he explained about d oshole n d coffin.......this one no b fiction I can bet my life
comrade rest abegg, na fiction cool

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Reality3080: 3:39pm On Jan 05, 2022
operAhdam:

comrade rest abegg, na fiction cool
that's your believe right....no time to argue

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 4:25pm On Jan 05, 2022
Leave him alone comrade.
Something wey them dey run for idi iroko wella
Reality3080:
that's your believe right....no time to argue
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Reality3080: 4:40pm On Jan 05, 2022
Healthrelatedjo:
Leave him alone comrade.
Something wey them dey run for idi iroko wella
no mind am,one level even cast lately here,the guy carry small coffin enter house na so him mama jam am come loud everything.

The guy had to confess d baba wey run am d level,d baba told them d implication that someone will die in d house b4 7 days if they tamper with the coffin,after much begging d baba told them they will do sacrifice n he billed them 200k...since then we no see guy man for area again.

D matter really cast sote them no fit even hide d discussion at all,d guy mama just dey shout

Asweardown some people might think it's fiction but there are some mad realities in this story

Anything 7 books of Moses n all these mad spirituality I always believe cos they are too real but some indomie generation n oyinbo wannabe will always doubt it

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Healthrelatedjo: 4:44pm On Jan 05, 2022
Lol the old woman no want wahala...na big favor d woman do d nigga
Reality3080:
no mind am,one level even cast lately here,the guy carry small coffin enter house na so him mama jam am come loud everything.

The guy had to confess d baba wey run am d level,d baba told them d implication that someone will die in d house b4 7 days if they tamper with the coffin,after much begging d baba told them they will do sacrifice n he billed them 200k...since then we no see guy man for area again.

D matter really cast sote them no fit even hide d discussion at all,d guy mama just dey shout

Asweardown some people might think it's fiction but there are some mad realities in this story

Anything 7 books of Moses n all these mad spirituality I always believe cos they are too real but some indomie generation n oyinbo wannabe will always doubt it
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 7:06pm On Jan 05, 2022
Anticipating
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by operAhdam: 8:09pm On Jan 05, 2022
Reality3080:
that's your believe right....no time to argue
na u wan argue na..no be same same we be ni,as e dey happen for your side naso e be for here too..
I get four-five friends wey be confirm Alfa wey dey run stuff for boys here.but as far as this comrade dodo story is concerned baba don talk say na fiction let accept it and let peace rein,,ur dissbeliefness cool ,wetin u know abi Wetin ur eyes don see no fit change am na still fiction e be wink
so therefor comrade,lets enjoy the story and appreciate our comrade.peace wink

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Reality3080: 9:45pm On Jan 05, 2022
operAhdam:

na u wan argue na..no be same same we be ni,as e dey happen for your side naso e be for here too..
I get four-five friends wey be confirm Alfa wey dey run stuff for boys here.but as far as this comrade dodo story is concerned baba don talk say na fiction let accept it and let peace rain,,ur dissbeliefness cool ,wetin u know abi Wetin ur eyes don see no fit change am na still fiction e be wink
so therefor comrade,lets enjoy the story and appreciate our comrade.peace wink
yes sir

It's fiction
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 11:56pm On Jan 05, 2022
Waiting
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:00am On Jan 06, 2022
Inside my Bloddy house, i didn’t what was to come and i just had to be prepared for anything at any moment then. Ring ring ring!!! My phone screamed itself . Baba’s number was on the caller ID.. wait bullet??.

Me:
Hello

Bullet:
Hello ogbeni werey,
Oshatiri
Ati pada logbe baba e nigbe joor
O de shey oo ibon mi to gbe salor
Baba iya e ti wanbi
Toba feran ara e
Yama boor ni station wa
Koma stress olopa

Hello Mr Werey,
You don see am now,
We don go back go carry your Baba oo
And my gun wey you carry run,
Your Baba don dey here
If you love yourself
Dey come station
With my gun wey you carry run
Make you come do your case
Make you no dey stress police!

Gun, Baba, case etc chai this na the real double wahala oo. But but damnmmmmn but i saw baba vanish into thin air na, then i summed it all up together, according to osa, na two types of vanishing dey.. ‘Vanish one’ this type is the type that in the face of danger, before you caput, you go first think where you wan disappear go, you do the signs and off you go.
‘Vanish two’ these type, it seems like you vanished, but the reality of it is that, you’d remain in the same position but just invincible. Now bullet is claiming that they have Baba the. That meant Baba must have used the second Vanish type.. and this type in particular is for the short term.. you’d just be there but invincible and once the countdown completes, your invincibility ends and you can’t use option one or two again for the day. Abi this bullet dey wyn me ni because of him gun wey i carry? Abi which kain wahala be this?

Riiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!


Bullet:
Alaiye yo werey,
Toba tin boor magbagbe ibon mi oo
(No forget my gun!!)

Omo who get time for police, i knew it was only a matter of time if i didn’t go to the station, Baba may lead them to my home (thats if bullet was telling the truth about Baba’s arrest) another thing that was baffling was the fact that I didn’t hear from the spirit world yet. If Baba was really captured, then i was in for a long shift!! Before the system beats me i have to beat the system, i wasn’t gonna take any chances. Upstairs in my room, i threw dome designer ls in my designer bag, picked an array of designer’s shoes, the lexus no plate numbers that Osa bought and didn’t drive, just like I thought, the key was hanging on the drawer.. i grabbed it.. i was gonna go out the room when something just asked me to check his closet. I opened the closet door and there was three three ‘ghana must go’ bags containing cash, money filled to the brim. What was he planning to do with all these monies damn!! I dragged two of the bags to the waiting Lexus, stuffed it in the trunk , went back inside, brought my belongings and thre them in the back seat ready to move. I went back inside, turned off the appliances, cut the power supplies, locked all the windows and doors to each room and locked the main entrance. Got in the car ready to go. Drove outside, alighted again, locked the gate, got in the car and off i went. I haven’t even driven far, i saw a white hilux several cop guys and a familiar figure in cuffs.. Baba looked like he’d seen a ghost in temporary detention. The lexus i drove was all tinted and it was easy for me to drive past the hilux unnoticed… as soon as we passed each other, i noticed as i put pressure on the throttle to get away, my hands on the steering were shaking uncontrollably

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by jey4all(m): 9:52am On Jan 06, 2022
Boss you are good
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 10:50am On Jan 06, 2022
Who no go no the know
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 11:20am On Jan 06, 2022
But i just wouldn’t stop, I needed to be on the fast lane, foot off the brake.. just like i was before on that bag chasing journey.. i felt like my life had been like a movie, i was the actor and the people that were in it were co actors.. i felt the end was near. I just didn’t know what to do or what to expect physically and spiritually. But i just had to go. But to where? I could only keep on driving, at that point, nothing mattered again, the people, traffic, traffic lights (they didn’t work anyway), the money in my trunk, life itself. I felt like life was shutting out on me… i want to die!! I said to myself.. (then in reality, the Lexus skidded to one side because i let loose on the steering for a moment. And frantically i took control of the steering and brought the car under control in a minute) see pesin wey wan die i though as i drove on more sensibly now. Now that i was snapped out of my thoughts, i looked ahead and looked at my rearview, no one was tailing me.

Ring!!!!! Ring!!!! Ring!!!!!!!!!

Baba’s name appeared on the caller ID… oh my days!!!! … now I can’t stand another bullet talk down or was i ready to talk to anyone.. Phone Phone my phone.. i went into the settings, signed out my icloud, and i was on the fast lane as such so I couldn’t stop.. i pressed a button the windows on my side obeeying the call. I grabbed my iphone and flinged it out through the open windows.. i touched a button again amd the windows defied the law of gravity. Smooth.. this car was my car now if i ever make out of here.. i get house for Abeokuta south na. Ogun state way be that i told myself. More pressure on the throttle of the ever blazing Lexus, i was on the highway in no time!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 11:26am On Jan 06, 2022
Sufferings are lessons
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by YoungBruzzy(m): 11:50am On Jan 06, 2022
Thanks for the update dodoatirice
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 12:17pm On Jan 06, 2022
nice update, next

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by operAhdam: 12:18pm On Jan 06, 2022
one of the perils of living on a fast lane shocked..nice one op,I dey really enjoy you
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 12:35pm On Jan 06, 2022
If you reach Ogun you find another baba. Since the first one don cast. cheesy
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 10:49pm On Jan 06, 2022
thanks for the update, na so baba finally cast, na wa o baba no hot at all, just 1 police raid.

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