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Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by Rynny: 12:41pm On Jan 06, 2022

The chance of becoming pregnant from pre-cum may be slim, but it can still happen. Sperm can still be present in the urethra and mix with pre-cum that's released before ejaculation which is likely to cause pregnancy shocked

And she knowing she’s pregnant within 4 days is something you should really look into

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by shantti(m): 1:03pm On Jan 06, 2022

Laturuturu:
Elders will ask you .YOU DO OR YOU NO DO
You : I do but I no cum
Elders : Since you do you are the father
You :No sir I didn't cum
Elders : You cum but you didn't notice
You : No no no sir I swear
Elders : who is the father of this boy
Elders : Mazi Ukpai
Elders : Oh so you are the son of Upkai chei you resemble your father Dike sharp shooter
You : Pls my elders listen to.me
Elders : will you keep quite and man up.

imagine say osuofia, Sam loco and chinwetalu agu are part of the elders. They will be like

Elders: will u keep quiet young man.
Osuofia: no leave him, he said he didn't came, he arrived (shakes his head), did u hear, he arrived, look at his big nose like mr.unatu's Volkswagen.
Sam loco(bare chested with his cloth flung over his shoulder): young man, when your gangantura expanded in the coloqual infilibrum of rigor motis didn't u know that it will lead to............( whistles)
Chinwetalu agu: Ekwensu e romiansia mammy wota

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Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by oyatz(m): 1:04pm On Jan 06, 2022

Laturuturu:
Elders will ask you .YOU DO OR YOU NO DO
You : I do but I no cum
Elders : Since you do you are the father
You :No sir I didn't cum
Elders : You cum but you didn't notice
You : No no no sir I swear
Elders : who is the father of this boy
Elders : Mazi Ukpai
Elders : Oh so you are the son of Upkai chei you resemble your father Dike sharp shooter
You : Pls my elders listen to.me
Elders : will you keep quite and man up.

This kind of scenerio is very common in rural areas in the 1990s.

The girls of nowadays hardly get pregnant unless they deliberately desire it.

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by joviegghead: 1:29pm On Jan 06, 2022

shantti:

imagine say osuofia, Sam loco and chinwetalu agu are part of the elders. They will be like

Elders: will u keep quiet young man.
Osuofia: no leave him, he said he didn't came, he arrived (shakes his head), did u hear, he arrived, look at his big nose like mr.unatu's Volkswagen.
Sam loco(bare chested with his cloth flung over his shoulder): young man, when your gangantura expanded in the coloqual infilibrum of rigor motis didn't u know that it will lead to............( whistles)
Chinwetalu agu: Ekwensu e romiansia mammy wota

Damn!!!!!!!!

You killed man. Respect!!!

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Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by kmaster007: 1:52pm On Jan 06, 2022

You cum you no cum hell fire straight

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by Rynny: 1:55pm On Jan 06, 2022

kmaster007:
You cum you no cum hell fire straight

Free ticket ahbi angry

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by Wayne1994(m): 1:58pm On Jan 06, 2022

Me I no come, u self u no come but hw come Belle come.o oppoooooor

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by jnoz23(m): 2:12pm On Jan 06, 2022

If you didn't come then who came?

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by Randommikey(m): 2:13pm On Jan 06, 2022

BigYash:
Are you sure about this?

Google it

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by samsegs(m): 2:14pm On Jan 06, 2022

Then she detected in 4 days time??,,guy wise up,,,, let her go for a pregnancy test

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by Keziehenry(m): 4:58pm On Jan 06, 2022

That reminds me of this song
Me I no cum
You, you no come
How come Belle come grin

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by tivhador: 5:04pm On Jan 06, 2022

Laturuturu:
Elders will ask you .YOU DO OR YOU NO DO
You : I do but I no cum
Elders : Since you do you are the father
You :No sir I didn't cum
Elders : You cum but you didn't notice
You : No no no sir I swear
Elders : who is the father of this boy
Elders : Mazi Ukpai
Elders : Oh so you are the son of Upkai chei you resemble your father Dike sharp shooter
You : Pls my elders listen to.me
Elders : will you keep quite and man up.

Re: I Did Not Cum But She Insisting I Impregnated Her by chocboi78(m): 8:34pm On Jan 06, 2022

Thebest12:

At the bolded: I do at times

can you predict the reason? Lack of interest in the partner , use of enhancement or what

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