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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:15am On Jan 21, 2022
dodoatiricetwo:
Nairaland mods and controversy.. how can i be spamming my own thread?

Guys they banned dodo

Problem no dey finish for dis NL.....

Sha no worry dem go still lift am....
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Success1991(m): 11:26am On Jan 21, 2022
DSC7
Bukolaberry
Hungerbadoo
Haakeem
Rick9
Athemisia
Marvellously
Success1991
Jaydasilva10
Zeel007
Young brymo
Quadri956
Abeg make ena start pack our chairs and canopies let move to CHRONICLES OF A PASTOR THAT ORDAINED HIMSELF!

No be lie
I dey with you ma fooor

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 5:20pm On Jan 21, 2022
We back its here!!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:29pm On Jan 21, 2022
dodoatirice:
We back its here!!
update us as soon as possible abeg
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 5:40pm On Jan 21, 2022
Dodo abeg drop like two or three update make person take enjoy?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 5:42pm On Jan 21, 2022
Hungerbadoo:
Dodo abeg drop like two or three update make person take enjoy
Your enjoy caught me.... na suger? grin
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 5:55pm On Jan 21, 2022
Waiting
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by marvellously(m): 7:12pm On Jan 21, 2022
Lool me when don dey there since the first update for that side grin grin grin
Success1991:
DSC7
Bukolaberry
Hungerbadoo
Haakeem
Rick9
Athemisia
Marvellously
Success1991
Jaydasilva10
Zeel007
Young brymo
Quadri956
Abeg make ena start pack our chairs and canopies let move to CHRONICLES OF A PASTOR THAT ORDAINED HIMSELF!

No be lie
I dey with you ma fooor

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 7:40pm On Jan 21, 2022
marvellously:
Lool me when don dey there since the first update for that side grin grin grin
Una no go find mr rice and plantain make him come give update.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:14pm On Jan 21, 2022
Anti spam bot don serve king dodo and queen dodo another ban embarassed embarassed....

Till Tomorrow Evening before e go expire cry

Problem no just gree finish.... kiss
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Bukolaberry(f): 8:23pm On Jan 21, 2022
You influence your olori ebi son with your life style, make your uncle wife redirect her prayers, the devil wey want kill them dey for gym dey do press up.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by amzee(m): 9:40pm On Jan 21, 2022
DSC7:



E dey happen ooooo....

Depends on who dey run the science for you and if better Grace dey follow you....

Las Las the person fit just broke pass church rat because he don flex all the money wey he supposed use plan him life on Fast life......


Nobody wey God create to be poor except na you go looseguard...
No be everybody go get money for this life.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:19pm On Jan 21, 2022
amzee:

No be everybody go get money for this life.

Lolsssss....

Na as u reason am sha

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by allahIsAnIDOL: 1:55am On Jan 22, 2022
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 6:30am On Jan 22, 2022
Anticipating
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by marvellously(m): 6:30am On Jan 22, 2022
Is there anyway we could speak with the mods in charge so as to stop all this ban or something or us it like he is breaking some rules or something
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by amzee(m): 7:22am On Jan 22, 2022
DSC7:

Lolsssss....
Na as u reason am sha
No b as i reason am,it has been like dat frm time immemorial

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 5:38pm On Jan 22, 2022
Dodoatirice ko gbodo kojar won aje je je won a gbodo. I hope they can’t let me carry you guys and trabaiye without ban ejoor na!

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by amzee(m): 6:23pm On Jan 22, 2022
Dodomayana
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 7:19pm On Jan 22, 2022
Haakeem:
Your enjoy caught me.... na suger? grin
If only you know the kind feeling i the get reading mr rice and plantain tory.
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:02pm On Jan 22, 2022
marvellously:
Is there anyway we could speak with the mods in charge so as to stop all this ban or something or us it like he is breaking some rules or something
Should i drop their name so that all of us should plead with them?
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Fabulouslouie(m): 9:16pm On Jan 22, 2022
You write mightily well. Great plot twists and humorous scene.

Keep up the good work. Stay inked
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by marvellously(m): 9:43pm On Jan 22, 2022
Haakeem:
Should i drop their name so that all of us should plead with them?
yes that would be nice that's if it has any effect tho
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Rick9(m): 10:50pm On Jan 22, 2022
Awesome
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:15am On Jan 23, 2022
Fabulouslouie:
You write mightily well. Great plot twists and humorous scene.

Keep up the good work. Stay inked

Thanks Fab
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 7:18am On Jan 23, 2022
I went to a pastor in my area and narrated things to him.. from A to Z. He then gave me a space in the church to stay while he secured an appointment with the family members. Pastor came through, took me to then, i confessed my sins and the mourning for my mum started again afresh after i got the words out of my mouth.. Olori Ebi so angry then used a cutlass to pursue me out of the house and as i was running for dear life, i saw him cursing and banishing me from the family as i ran. I got to a safer distance, looked back and the ever standing olori ebi was on the ground, in a pool of his own blood. One bike guy rammed into him so bad, the shock and loss of blood. Okori ebi was no more.. seeing what happened from where i stood and how people gathered him and were trying to apply first aid, i knew they’d come for me. I stopped a bike and let him whizz me away. I’m so sorry! The next morning, pastor informed me that Olori Ebi didn’t make it and he was gonna be saying other things.. i just left him standing there. I had to run again, i ran.. i left Ikotun that same morning. I checked into a buisness center and decided to use their internet to trade the btc i left in my wallet. Omo i was damned sure it was the same password. E no login. I tried and tried and tried snd for security purposes, the website locked me out citing the need for additional information!!!! And for security purposes no way!! I had no cash elsewhere or in person. So officially i was broke. But till this day, Abayo still dey threaten me ontop the imaginary money him talk say i dey owe am or anywhere wey i see mad person or people, i gat run or else, if na woman, dem go claim say i Bleep dem no pay.. if na man werey, them go claim say i dey owe them or i collect their wife.. I basically became a fanny magnet that attract mad people to myself.

Its been 3 years, i lived on the very very very fast lane and i crashed very hard. No home and no family, the whole world living in and with vanity.. had i known!!

“Five naira, ten naira na money”
for my hood like this now,
i be celebrity beggar
I dey see so many things.

Thank you everyone..
The End of the Very End.




You’ve not seen the last of me.
Now lets get this thread bubbling.
Dodoatiricetwo is preggie so i have to continue the piece.
https://www.nairaland.com/6899713/chronicles-pastor-ordained-himself

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Lukaku95: 7:18am On Jan 23, 2022
I don catch up with Una..
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 7:30am On Jan 23, 2022
dodoatirice:
I went to a pastor in my area and narrated things to him.. from A to Z. He then gave me a space in the church to stay while he secured an appointment with the family members. Pastor came through, took me to then, i confessed my sins and the mourning for my mum started again afresh after i got the words out of my mouth.. Olori Ebi so angry then used a cutlass to pursue me out of the house and as i was running for dear life, i saw him cursing and banishing me from the family as i ran. I got to a safer distance, looked back and the ever standing olori ebi was on the ground, in a pool of his own blood. One bike guy rammed into him so bad, the shock and loss of blood. Okori ebi was no more.. seeing what happened from where i stood and how people gathered him and were trying to apply first aid, i knew they’d come for me. I stopped a bike and let him whizz me away. I’m so sorry! The next morning, pastor informed me that Olori Ebi didn’t make it and he was gonna be saying other things.. i just left him standing there. I had to run again, i ran.. i left Ikotun that same morning. I checked into a buisness center and decided to use their internet to trade the btc i left in my wallet. Omo i was damned sure it was the same password. E no login. I tried and tried and tried snd for security purposes, the website locked me out citing the need for additional information!!!! And for security purposes no way!! I had no cash elsewhere or in person. So officially i was broke. But till this day, Abayo still dey threaten me ontop the imaginary money him talk say i dey owe am or anywhere wey i see mad person or people, i gat run or else, if na woman, dem go claim say i Bleep dem no pay.. if na man werey, them go claim say i dey owe them or i collect their wife.. I basically became a fanny magnet that attract mad people to myself.

Its been 3 years, i lived on the very very very fast lane and i crashed very hard. No home and no family, the whole world living in and with vanity.. had i known!!

“Five naira, ten naira na money”
for my hood like this now,
i be celebrity beggar
I dey see so many things.

Thank you everyone..
The End of the Very End.




You’ve not seen the last of me.
Now lets get this thread bubbling.
Dodoatiricetwo is preggie so i have to continue the piece.
https://www.nairaland.com/6899713/chronicles-pastor-ordained-himself


Wooooowww...

You really did a wonderful job Brodaman...

Am very proud of you...

More white thick water to ur gbola grin grin....

My regards to ur preggie B M.. wish her safe delivery....


Wish u could twist the plot once more...

Anyways make we go light up the next thread...

Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Hungerbadoo: 7:48am On Jan 23, 2022
Lesson learnt the hard way, thanks for this beautiful write up. May overspeeding trailer of LLNP moving faster than electric current jam you IJN.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Haakeem(m): 8:46am On Jan 23, 2022
Wow nice ending, you did a great job dodo.

Person wey read this story and e still go plus up hopeing e ending go be the same with this one,should remember ones destiny in different.

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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:52am On Jan 23, 2022
Haakeem:
Wow nice ending, you did a great job dodo.

Person wey read this story and e still go plus up hopeing e ending go be the same with this one,should remember ones destiny in different.

Thanks boss check this out y’all
https://www.nairaland.com/6952310/capital-dreams

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