She came into my room and was like she is so stress out, she will like to take a nap.

Immediately she wake up, she insist on taking her leave that it's getting dark.

After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k

The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period

And the idiot girl let me collect room

Sammy101111:
After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k

The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period

And the idiot let me collect room

huh seriously, wait this is a joke.

We go Crunches. What will you eat?

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Bae: “Do you have fowl?”

Sammy101111:
After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k

The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period

And the idiot let me collect room

You don't mean it bruh!
You for tell her that you like it with a mix of blood.

Na joke oooo (lols).

Sammy101111:
After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k

The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period

And the idiot let me collect room

You got played and she won a free lunch

shamsin6300:
She came into my room and was like she is so stress out, she will like to take a nap.

Immediately she wake up, she insist on taking her leave that it's getting dark.

She'll like to take a nap meant she needed you to make some moves. Dull nigga

After paying over 8k ,she still requested for data money I just told her I ain't giving you shit, stood up n left, got to my car n drive off the look in her face sweet me die. I came to date you and u came to drain me .............Fck all yo

SmellySperm:

She'll like to take a nap meant she needed you to make some moves. Dull nigga

Lols......
Maybe I didn't understand her move then.

bestdefender:
After paying over 8k ,she still requested for data money I just told her I ain't giving you shit, stood up n left, got to my car n drive off the look in her face sweet me die. I came to date you and u came to drain me .............Fck all yo

You did the right thing
My kind of man
Some simp will gladly send.

Boogyman



Were I fit get wiwi for your area?

Cuz I no dey understand wetin o.p write.

Its very urgent.

Haha faith oau 2015, I been get small change that year. So I asked her to follow me on a date na.
My head should have told me this one na I never chop o she come fat join sef.
When we got to banwill oau, crowded as usual, found a spot and we sat quietly. She ordered food and started eating, Aunty chill na, na toast I come Toast you for here. We finished eating and we didn’t even get to talk well.. she finished one can of malt.

Me jokingly asked
Should they give you another malt?
She said yes han han
Omo I shock ooo
So weird

chatinent:
We go Crunches. What will you eat?

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Bae: “Do you have fowl?”

Damn!!!



Bae decided to offer embarrassment for two

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Reminds me of a girl who was asked.....

Guy: Don't you know Duck ?

Girl replies: Is it not that small small Turkey with long long mouth ?



Sometimes I love it when these creatures form too much and end up displaying such a wonderful talent.

Peace!

SmellySperm:

She'll like to take a nap meant she needed you to make some moves. Dull nigga

Nigga suppose take style cuddle fess... The rest will be on natural autopilot

We met online and fixed a date at my hotel room...She came in and entered the hotel bathroom immediately to go pee and then suddenly she came out stark naked...E shock me

Sammy101111:
After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k
The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period
And the idiot let me collect room

i hope you made her suck your dikc for HOURS for compensation?! but if it was me, i would have asked:"is your nyansh on its period too?! because something got to be bleeped to compensate for the bbq fish and cranberry"

I thought you are married?

Jeon:
I thought you are married?

Married!
What make you think of that?

shamsin6300:

Married! What make you think of that?

IDK

Jeon:


IDK

Local man is still single sha
It shall be well God willing.

shamsin6300:

Local man is still single sha It shall be well God willing.

what about the picture I saw.

Jeon:


what about the picture I saw.

I just put it there Sir.

chatinent:
We go Crunches. What will you eat?

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Bae: “Do you have fowl?”

Its the fowl for me... Mehn

WowSweetGuy:
We met online and fixed a date at my hotel room...She came in and entered the hotel bathroom immediately to go pee and then suddenly she came out stark naked...E shock me

No long thing. She came prepared.

Damnnn niggar
Ain't no niggar of first date and relationship

Y'all still take Nigerian women on dates? Hell no. Anyway I'm here to read comments.

The Aunty was just chewing her food with her mouth open like a goat ... On a normal day i would have scolded her.. But she had a perfectly round and not too big bum bum – just the way i like them (see below) – and i was horn-y so i just lock up.

WowSweetGuy:
We met online and fixed a date at my hotel room...She came in and entered the hotel bathroom immediately to go pee and then suddenly she came out stark naked...E shock me

One of the big reason I detest fat girls so much, the uncontrollable gluttony when free food is available.... She said she wanted Shawarma. We got to the shawarma spot in Ikeja GRA. She requested for a shawarma with 3 hotdogs and a big bottle of Pepsi.I was like, mehn you want to kill yourself? Before the next few hours she started complaining of being hungry. Took her to hubmart restaurant and she downloaded a large plate of spag and turkey and another bottle of Pepsi. Immediately I completely lost interest in everything

gift0123 go use shit spoil my toilet on first date her shit was really smelling that day I wonder what she ate since that day I haven't called her again

Seems this food issue is not peculiar to some of our darling Naija babes alone....



As seen somewhere on cyberspace......

"Her housemate showed up"
"Her roommate and her roommate's little cousin 'just happened' to be passing by the restaurant and,
'Hey, can they join us?'
I just didn't consider it a date anymore.
So I paid for my food, she paid for hers, and that was the last time we all hung out.

"She used me for free food"

"It was pretty apparent that she was only going out to dinner with me for the free food.
[She] barely made conversation, [and] had her face in her phone the entire time.
She seemed completely disinterested in anything I had to say.
She didn't realise though that my buddy worked at the restaurant we were at, so after we ate,
I went up to him, told him what the deal was, paid for my half of the meal and I left her there.".

BabaIbo:
I got two...

The first one came with her friend to a date, I was really disappointed in her but I kept my cool and divided whatever money I budgeted for her between her and her friend.
Her friend was murmuring to her "I thought you said the guy is loaded."
I was just laughing inside.

The second was a girl that tried stealing my chain, she has already left with it when I realized but I ran after and I collected the chain.
Last last them still the chain when I tried settling a rift between two people quarrelling.
Since that day I made up my mind to always mind my business.

Lol
Reading the above comments
All guys are the same and all girls are like the same too.
Different people.
Similar outcomes.
From UK to US to Naija!
All man for themselves.



And the below from abroad based Slawomir........