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Use her hands to eat chicken and even crack the bone and suck the marrow right there in public, had to break off that 1 week relationship sharpedly

She showed up with 5 of her friends and they were all hungry.

I've never dated any lady who's low class so I can't relate to any lady doing anything wrong on our first date rather than normal fvcking in the toilet on our first date, I no dey use M play

Lights up my kpoli in peace

For 2 weeks, my neighbor's son disturbed me to watch a movie he acted.
When I finally did, I saw him fanning the Igwe frm part 1-3

She farted while having sex

I got two...

The first one came with her friend to a date, I was really disappointed in her but I kept my cool and divided whatever money I budgeted for her between her and her friend.
Her friend was murmuring to her "I thought you said the guy is loaded."
I was just laughing inside.

The second was a girl that tried stealing my chain, she has already left with it when I realized but I ran after and I collected the chain.
Last last them still the chain when I tried settling a rift between two people quarrelling.
Since that day I made up my mind to always mind my business.

I can't date or marry 9ja babe...I just want to live long

Na m’y nigga been Dey fûck the babe

I jam her one night sat make she follow me go house, after the over night fücking, lash again for morning

I entered bathroom come out my 8k polo disappear for wadrope

I let her go with it

I saw her as a less privileged

She asked for crack cocaine on the first date when asked what should be offered to her. That one Na problem oh, who go fund her crack head lifestyle? Na to japa o!

WowSweetGuy:
We met online and fixed a date at my hotel room...She came in and entered the hotel bathroom immediately to go pee and then suddenly she came out stark naked...E shock me

Both her bra and pants were dirty, if you know you know

Initially planned to have a date after church service, but when we got to the place she asked we go straight to the hotel so we could have sex....its was weird with the bible by the side



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SmellySperm:

She'll like to take a nap meant she needed you to make some moves. Dull nigga

You are the dull nigga here.

If she says she wants to nap, she go nap till eternity. This era, nobody should be reading other people's stupid intentions when there are better things to do with the brain.

arthurwillia:
Haha faith oau 2015, I been get small change that year. So I asked her to follow me on a date na.
My head should have told me this one na I never chop o she come fat join sef.
When we got to banwill oau, crowded as usual, found a spot and we sat quietly. She ordered food and started eating, Aunty chill na, na toast I come Toast you for here. We finished eating and we didn’t even get to talk well.. she finished one can of malt.

Me jokingly asked
Should they give you another malt?
She said yes han han
Omo I shock ooo
So weird

So no be only me waste money for banwil
No oau babe wey u tell sey na banwil u dey carry am go wey no go follow u

she was playing live bet for bet9ja

youmour:
Use her hands to eat chicken and even crack the bone and suck the marrow right there in public, had to break off that 1 week relationship sharpedly

using hand is not bad for me but cracking the bones In public is something else

Sammy101111:
After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k

The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period

And the idiot let me collect room

I don't see what the problem is, it's more lube init

shamsin6300:
She came into my room and was like she is so stress out, she will like to take a nap.

Immediately she wake up, she insist on taking her leave that it's getting dark.

She insisted on me getting her a new Android phone! That was how everything ended between us....

The worst date for me!!!

NOETHNICITY:
Reason I detest fat girls so much.... She said she wanted Shawarma. We got to the shawarma spot in Ikeja GRA. She requested for a shawarma with 3 hotdogs and a big bottle of Pepsi.I was like, mehn you want to kill yourself? Before the next few hours she started complaining of being hungry. Took her to hubmart restaurant and she downloaded a large plate of spag and turkey and another bottle of Pepsi. Immediately I completely lost interest in everything

Did she ask you to pay for her meal?

Arewa247:
Boogyman



Were I fit get wiwi for your area?

Cuz I no dey understand wetin o.p write.

Its very urgent.

Funny dude say na wiwi LOL seriously been long i heard that slang o

Na I saw this girl way fine die for one evening I was walking home to my house. She looked stress and weak, I stopped her and appreciated her beauty she was like thanks, I asked her why she look so down she told me she was hungry. Na how I carry this girl enter restaurant, this girl order take away for herself and five of her friends way I no see. Oya give me your number she de say I don't give my number to strangers.na I know no watin I go do this na to nod her or .... . I swear God save that girl that day

Na I saw this girl way fine die for one evening I was walking back home. She looked stress and weak, I stopped her and appreciated her beauty she was like thanks, I asked her why she look so down she told me she was hungry. Na how I carry this girl enter restaurant, this girl order take away for herself and five of her friends way I no see. Oya give me your number she de say I don't give my number to strangers.na I know no watin I go do this na to nod her or .... . I swear God save that girl that day

Amojii:
She farted while having sex

You're a learner.

Was rounding up my siwes defense report in this girls room at night....banny won use fart kill me.....o boy me I tu o ma

After making me waste 5k on the room. I go jeje collect the cranberry and fish, package am wella, carry go my house. Nansense.

Sammy101111:
After we got to hotel together we collect room short time 5k
She done order Barbecue Fish 6k order craneberry 4k

The useless girl tell me she cant have sex she is on her period

And the idiot let me collect room

chatinent:
We go Crunches. What will you eat?

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Bae: “Do you have fowl?”

Fowl RUN OOO

[quote author=PeterCA1 post=109772924]Na

What do u intend to do anyway.