99thEnemy:



Damn!!!



Bae decided to offer embarrassment for two

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Reminds me of a girl who was asked.....

Guy: Don't you know Duck ?

Girl replies: Is it not that small small Turkey with long long mouth ?



Sometimes I love it when these creatures form too much and end up displaying such a wonderful talent.

Peace!

WowSweetGuy:
We met online and fixed a date at my hotel room...She came in and entered the hotel bathroom immediately to go pee and then suddenly she came out stark naked...E shock me

MrBrownJay1:


i hope you made her suck your dikc for HOURS for compensation?! but if it was me, i would have asked:"is your nyansh on its period too?! because something got to be bleeped to compensate for the bbq fish and cranberry"

NOETHNICITY:
One of the big reason I detest fat girls so much, the uncontrollable gluttony when free food is available.... She said she wanted Shawarma. We got to the shawarma spot in Ikeja GRA. She requested for a shawarma with 3 hotdogs and a big bottle of Pepsi.I was like, mehn you want to kill yourself? Before the next few hours she started complaining of being hungry. Took her to hubmart restaurant and she downloaded a large plate of spag and turkey and another bottle of Pepsi. Immediately I completely lost interest in everything

badboyTee:
gift0123 go use shit spoil my toilet on first date her shit was really smelling that day I wonder what she ate since that day I haven't called her again

jaxxy:
She showed up with 5 of her friends and they were all hungry.

philo04:
I can't date or marry 9ja babe...I just want to live long

Timagex:



Bro, you should have taken her to A1 or Iya rockwell in awo

Nicenixon:
Lol! She fit be Moremi or Akintola babe like that

Soulmender:


Make your research, some women only ovulate when they're on their period, that's the only time they can get pregnant. It's rare though.

Sensiblerealist:
Me na old buka ooo. If you say you Noor dey go, waka jeje.
Cuz I noor do girlfriends thing while in school. It was strictly do and fashi. But I really like you, we go do Banwill or those ones on the other side wey dey sell alcohol too

Emeka511:
Yes I drove her to her house and made sure she entered her gate... I know she will mess her house up with vomit... Lol.

P0lyMath:


Seems you guys replying her are the ignorant ones. Women can in fact get pregnant as a result of sex during menstruation, perhaps not during the menstruation period.

Especially, if it's the last phase of the menstruation, the sperm could still stay around to fertilize the eggs after the menstruation period.

arthurwillia:


Make she go chop better bread and beans abi Eba lol bad guy

Jeon:


it's a secret..
Never mind.

shamsin6300:

Can u text me if you don't mind please?

Jeon:


Never mind

shamsin6300:

Fati I just know you are the one anyway.

Jeon:


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

shamsin6300:

Nevermind But I know you seriousily. Stop pretending.

Jeon:

I don't know what you talking.

shamsin6300:

Send me a message on FB then. I am out.

Lapilolo:
I met her in a public bus(Danfo) in 2016, Na she request for my digit after we reach the last bus stop. After the formal introduction bla bla everyone went there separate ways. Convo continued on phone, so we agreed to meet after 3 days in Giwa area at Okearo. I was new in that area then Na the Lady suggest the Beer Parlour we went to. I was shocked when she said "I don't want my husband's friend to see me". Are you married?? I asked, she said Yes! I think am small but mainten as if nothing dey hapun. So on getting to the beer palour/guess house She ordered for Big stout I ordered for Malta Guinness ( I no dey drink beer). I later got to know she's a mother of four(I was shock ) and her husband is not a responsible man.bla bla bla. Fast forward... At a point in our discussion I noticed she was so focused on her phone, it was as if I wasn't in that table with her anymore, so I stretch and took her phone Lo and behold the Lady was watching hard Core Porn . She later open up on why she like watching it bla bla bla. Sincerely, I just disembark from that journey that very moment... I was on night shift at work that day Na from there I follow enter work.

youmour:
There's nothing wrong using hands to eat your chicken and suck the marrow if you are home, not when you are in a fancy restaurant and definitely not on a first date, it's simple etiquette. Oh well to each their own finally.

arthurwillia:


Haha na them oo
Omo akintola ni

Talk2nanro:
you are a fool, run along kid.

foleskay:

Bro abeg,i just need 1k to tfare to abuja from lokoja. Its a matter of life and death pls.. 0-1-6-7-4-1-6-3-5-2. Union bnk.

alphaNomega:


ALL FAT GIRLS LOVE EATING FOOD, quote me anywhere

They will now tell you they are big boned...big boned kill you there

gift0123:


Gerrara here.. . You think I am like those hungry babes you hang out with....

Keji1012:


U are a living example of one ma