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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by greypencils: 6:29pm On Mar 18, 2022
Condoms
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by femshadrach(m): 6:32pm On Mar 18, 2022
Paaaacccccckssssssss of coooooooooooooooonnNNNDDDOOMMMMMS[quote][/quote]
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Invictus2214: 6:37pm On Mar 18, 2022
Ever since i've been observing your commentary, it always go contrary to the topic.
jesus love you bro !!! !! !
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by kmaster007: 6:40pm On Mar 18, 2022
You no mention get cut stealing meat inside pot
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Invictus2214: 6:47pm On Mar 18, 2022
Man which fraternity did you belong to?
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Mazzatov: 6:47pm On Mar 18, 2022
Yes


Lighter
Weed
Condoms
Rizla
Lol
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Engrchidera: 6:52pm On Mar 18, 2022
Cigerates



Drinks


Lighter


Weed
1 and 2 till today there my favorite

A game console from a friend


Drugs



Something they weren't meant to see[/quote]
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by jeromeekugbere(m): 6:59pm On Mar 18, 2022
The lady was smoking cigarettes with her genitals??
Which kind wierd porn be that grin grin grin

Hausa:
Late 2000s...

1. Mumsi saw a nylon of condoms in my back pocket that was shared at someone's birthday. Left it in my jean back pocket for days without a care in the world and even forgot about it.
The next time I saw it was during Christmas in the village. She saw it, took it, and travelled with it to the village during Christmas to tell her people.

2. Woke up in the middle of the night to notice my mumsi singing Christian songs and lamenting. I checked and couldn't find my phone.
Apparently, I was watching porn and slept off. She came back, saw it and... Omo. She didn't wake me. But soon as I woke up I knew I had screwed up.
It was a bad porn cos the lady was using her genitals to smoke a cigarette. Mumsi must've seen it. She seized the phone and wouldn't give me back.
I seized her phone till she released it.
It was a sad situation.

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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by winner37(m): 7:15pm On Mar 18, 2022
Noon......... but girls was the only problem i was having with them
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by 001spice: 7:17pm On Mar 18, 2022
Candidlady:
Cigerates



Drinks


Lighter


Weed


A game console from a friend
I deed all the stuff mention bt i was never for once get caught. We smart dude we do things codendly


Drugs



Something they weren't meant to see
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by apollo13(m): 7:26pm On Mar 18, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool



I de ASHAWOO house NOW...



Dem sey no SMOKING of WEED in side, Na ONLY cigarette...



SO make I just manage cigarette 4 NOW..


WEN I REACH my UNIT I go LITE UP my WEED..



WTF MAN
more updates abeg!

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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by BarrElChapo(m): 7:31pm On Mar 18, 2022
killmods:
Grandpa's burial I came to Benin in attendance with some few friends ( was still in school then) So sitting in my canopy mumsy done already direct food and drinks full everywhere. I thought she would be too busy that night but she saw the big jumbo and as I was dragging in weed smoke our eyes locked.
Me: shocked
Her: disappointed
As she was coming towards me I just had to pass it to the back of the canopy and knowing she had already seen me smoking I asked my guys to pass me Benson which she eventually saw with me.
She: so u smoke
Me : momsy abeg... mumbling
She: quickly pressed Tom Tom in my palms and walked away leaving me to explain to myself. I too go love that woman sha grin

Popsy knows I drink and smoke but has never seen me smoke. One time after secondary school I got so drunk that I came home straight to bed. Imagine this man no see another person to lock the gates na me him dey find. Well he came to my room, saw my condition with vomit as evidence... them no tell am to close my door. The next couple of weeks na lecture on alcohol. I dread popsy's talk pass police cell. U go frustrate grin

Soji mama grin
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by slinkygomez(m): 7:33pm On Mar 18, 2022
Phock2sweet:
I won't give up on you dear. What do we gain from things that will.ruin us? I care about you


If dis guy say make you give am money to chop dis night now you go do am?

You just Dey talk about love anyhow
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Efenaira(m): 7:34pm On Mar 18, 2022
Candidlady:
Cigerates



Drinks


Lighter


Weed






A game console from a friend


Drugs



Something they weren't meant to see



Blue Film
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Boogyman557: 7:34pm On Mar 18, 2022
Hdhdhd:

WTF MAN lols You got vibes
Holly Gram cool

thanks My Gee..

WTF MAN!
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Boogyman557: 7:36pm On Mar 18, 2022
specialbobby:





And this mumu fit no sabi role weed � like this ooo chaii
Holly Gram cool real matters on top real MATTERZ


EVERYBODY wit der OWN MATTERS


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Boogyman557: 7:38pm On Mar 18, 2022
Rastaramsey:


You order 4 mama chinelo weed and you don bla like 26 sticks Na Pinner you dey roll grin grin
Holly Gram cool LoLz

WEED de my BUNK already..
WTF MAN!
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by pyro10(m): 7:41pm On Mar 18, 2022
WTF man....yhu too much
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool CIGARETTE ooooo



my broda WEED ooooo



my UNCLE just order 4 MAMA CHINELO WEED not quite long..


me and HIM de BLA right NOW...



we don BLA like 26 sticks together...



Na food de hungry use NOW...



WTF MAN

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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Boogyman557: 7:41pm On Mar 18, 2022
Zico777:
grin Guy, u sabi bobo no be small!
Holly Gram cool

MY Gee.. NaSo d matterz be ooo.. LoLz

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Boogyman557: 7:43pm On Mar 18, 2022
[quote author=Ay04z post=111151127][/quote] Holly Gram cool LoLz

MY Gee.. WEED don TURN me to SPIRIT oo!

WTF MAN!
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Samade7: 7:45pm On Mar 18, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool CIGARETTE ooooo



my broda WEED ooooo



my UNCLE just order 4 MAMA CHINELO WEED not quite long..


me and HIM de BLA right NOW...



we don BLA like 26 sticks together...



Na food de hungry use NOW...



WTF MAN




Dem take weed swear for u?

grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Michealscofield(m): 7:46pm On Mar 18, 2022
FrOzenSniQ:




HOLY GRAM!



abeg pass me dawan u ar still kushin.. Make i sip small
Shey you go smoke loud tongue tongue




What a Bomshell grin
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Boogyman557: 7:48pm On Mar 18, 2022
pyro10:
WTF man....yhu too much
Holly Gram cool
MY Gee.. I SAMANKWE 4 ur GOVERNMENT!

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by goodheart01: 7:55pm On Mar 18, 2022
Phock2sweet:
quit these things. It will only hurt you

Even game console with also hurt someone?? Na wa for una oo
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Shalommy(f): 7:56pm On Mar 18, 2022
smiley lipsrsealed
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Edembasilprutus(m): 8:01pm On Mar 18, 2022
Never
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Hausa(m): 8:04pm On Mar 18, 2022
jeromeekugbere:
The lady was smoking cigarettes with her genitals??
Which kind wierd porn be that grin grin grin

Yeah... wild porn.
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Qoko: 8:13pm On Mar 18, 2022
No
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by GboyegaD(m): 8:29pm On Mar 18, 2022
NamelessOGBENI:
Na stolen Bible and the beating after change my life forever.

I still live with the indelible marks laced on my hands with the dedicated razor blade and a pinch of raw pepper. It's more than two decades now and I can never forget that scene.

But why inflict marks on a child as a way of discipline?
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Sekoni003(m): 8:39pm On Mar 18, 2022
placeofallure:



We wre in primary 5 when we saw condom in our
He never told us what it was, he just told us not to touch this kind of balloon again..

As for those things OP listed, I am a good girl. I have been from way back so no catching me with exhibits grin


That uncle deserves an award for maintaining his nerves even in the face of embarrassment cheesy . I'd be short of words if it happens to me grin

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Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by Ericnrm(m): 8:42pm On Mar 18, 2022
Rastaramsey:
Everyone knows am a Rasta grin grin
I don't really drink, buh I don't play with my weed grin grin
Colos is nah favorite weed grin grin
Boweh, captain black are my favorite cigarettes





Bohem

And by colos I assume you mean rado? grin
Re: Have Your Parents, Uncles, Aunts Ever Found Your Stashed Items Before? by phemmyfour: 8:43pm On Mar 18, 2022
Candidlady:
Cigerates



Drinks


Lighter


Weed


A game console from a friend


Drugs



Something they weren't meant to see
None
I ve been a good boy

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