loosecanon50:
This is my seventh year on nairaland and I'm yet to come across a story as captivating as this.

The way the OP describes all happenings effortlessly makes me feel like I'm watching a seasonal movie. I can literally picture how everyone in the story looks and how their voices sounds....especially the ladies with their chicken brain

Oy, you should consider writing a book on your cult journey, this story is gold on paper. This will help upcoming youngsters not to tow the same path you did. Thanks for sharing your story with us!

I'm glued to my phone waiting for more updates.

Sucre6:


Op is one of a kind but have u read my madam and I by topherchrist? It's a block buster, it's another story that will keep you glued 24/7 and the writer is simply amazing.

Adesina12:


Mention me there bro or share link
Sweet popcorn for you

Sucre6:


Op is one of a kind but have u read my madam and I by topherchrist? It's a block buster, it's another story that will keep you glued 24/7 and the writer is simply amazing.

PrimeAce:


Mention me there pls

Oyinmiebiagric:
I get small time today, make I respond to some people.

Kolenda, do you expect me to go to Kelechi family and tell them,I was the one that told boys how to get your son,and give them the names of the guy that ran the package. The man go clap for me abi say old things have passed away?

Or I should go and tell Ndidiamaka parents, its because of me your son and daughter are not alive today.. They will do thanksgiving for the revelation.

I should tell Amos parents that I was the one that took your son to the ground and he died there.

My friend wisdom they say is profitable to direct. I have left every and anything cultism. The fear I get alone when I see someone jump down from the bike close to me,or you are walking towards me and opening your bag or putting your hands near your beltline,is enough punishment I face everyday.

We no talk of the one wey person go call you for business, but because you no sabi am,you go turn am down.

The fear of your children going your way is enough reason for me to restitute to myself. What if my child ends up like me? Mostly this one wey my first son carry all my qualities. Guy I have moved on with my life and I am just sitting down and looking for the day I will die,but until then,I will tell you the reason why I chose to write this down. I greet everybody.

jasonex4:
Attimes we talk as though we are not humans or don't have conscience....


We are always telling op to always post every single time... Do you stop to think how much time he would spend at work? Spend with family? Rest? Eat? Have his own personal time?

How many of you can beat your chest that you can open a thread and continually post as often as we all want OP to post...

Abeg make we dey get sense attimes..

Every time, "OP come and post e don too tay"... Nonsense

Oyinmiebiagric:
Day for baming new ju was fixed,my doctor friends I need tap them to see if I can get at least one of them to join. If I'm able to convince one of them to join,he will be able to talk to his other friends.

I had three ju I was taking to ground, gave Festus 5k to clear them,since he's an elder in the T. In the process of them collecting, a police man was noticed among them. Who carry cotty enter ground, ayes will perfect in one place,why them go dey mend ju till morning.

The guy that brought the policeman came, why you bring am come you no tell men,I go light am for here,them want use you, come set us up. police say other policemen wey be Vikings dey suffocate am for office na him make am one join,chairman and head with some lordy carry am go one side,reason with am,him continue him collecting till them bam all of them that day.


My doctor friends were happy they are now ayes,I advised them to buy guns for their protection, these ones them think say na flexing background them enter,them no sabi say na war front them dey,you can die any minute.

That police guy was really an asset to NBM,the guy use him uniform run HIT for men no be small. There was an issue with Vikings in Enugu, its the whole of Enugu city,and there are almost four different schools there,so it was the hottest war I ever experienced in Enugu.

Bags light one of my k son. I dey give these my k sons OT,but most of them see me as flexing guy,so they want to be like me,unknown to them I run science and my squad are all into serious ruggedity, so before you go catch me you go sweat. So they fall this guy,I was mourning him so I could not roll with men,I was with Esther. Michael was looking for me,I just relax for Esther hostel, she will go to school come back cook for me and bleep me. 7pm she will enter base to know how men are running things. She'll come back and give me the info,Justin was afraid of staying in the hostel, so he ran to base, so na just me and Esther. I love the morale of that girl, she believe me and herself die.

One morning,her landlord came and was calling everyone in the hostel to come out,Esther and everyone that was there came out they have been talking when I was going to the toilet,I saw one guy among the tenants, this guy dey here,I ran back inside,before him go see me. Toilet wey dey hold me leave me. Make Esther come make I ask her who be the guy. He comes to Enugu and forms a ju,when he gets to asaba he is their Ark man. Someone pointed him to us in Asaba. Esther came back from the meeting or whatever with their landlord, she say the man wan increase rent.

Me: Who be that guy wey wear sleeveless, that Jordan singlet? You sabi say that guy na bag? big bag for that matter for Asaba

Esther: You sure,him no dey behave like them.

Me: Na legit source give me the info,where him room? these night men go blow am.

Esther: You sure,make you no kill innocent person o. Fear begin catch me,make he no be like say him self don see me and they arrange him squad for me. I wear cloth,move out immediately, told Esther to meet me in the afternoon for base.

Me: Ft you sabi that guy wey Ethiopia Chairman tell us say na Ark man? If you see am you sabi am?

Festus: Wetin do am,how I no go sabi am,no be opposite us him sit down that day.

Me: The guy dey Esther hostel.

Festus: You no light am,wetin you dey wait for?

Me: I no fit light anybody there,you no sabi say that place na my hostel be that. (I now spend 80% of my time there).

Festus: No wahala men go run am,Esther go draw the map for us. where she dey?

Me: She go school, if she finish, she go come here straight.

Esther came back drew the map,tell us him room and all we need to know,we confirmed he's a Delta guy,so it must be him,Festus no fit go cos people sabi am there. police guy and one B with bike man go. They came back with result. Fall successfully, him get juju,for body,but them cramp am,so him juju no work for where axe dey. Next morning police full the hostel, searched almost all the rooms, but I've already removed the gun there when Esther was coming to base that evening.

One of the worse mistake you can make as a cultist is to think that nobody know say you belong.
One of the worse mistake you can make as a cultist is to think that nobody know say you belong.

Emychina:
As u come quote all this thing now,wetin u come gain. People and senselessness.

fineberry:
bro believe me, I didn't do it intentional.... I wanted to quote his last statement, but I don't know how to do it. Please my apologies to everyone.

Candidlady:
Happy birthday to your kid


Ihave a crazy question to ask...
Does your wife know bout this write up of yours?

°°iam sorry iam just the curious type°°

Kimkiss:
i also want to know if he ended up marrying ifeoma.i am curious too.

fineberry:
bro believe me, I didn't do it intentional.... I wanted to quote his last statement, but I don't know how to do it. Please my apologies to everyone.

Oyinmiebiagric:
Tuesday evening, Festus and Justin came to my hostel, they are back from Asaba.

Festus: Oy prepare o,take Ifeoma go your sister house, Friday we want take this men unawares before them go start their own.

Justin: The muyen man for Abraka eye dey go far,them don draft everything them want do,na him advise us make we first run enter them. (The science man in Asaba is a ju,while the one in Abraka is an aye).

Me: I no go fit follow men run anything now o,my Caro dey around and I no want cast for where she dey. Besides she no fit dey my sister's place. (My in-law will not accept that). Guy una for reason them make them push that thing make we finish exams first na. I no even tell you,my 400 don lost.

Festus: Where it from lost,inside this room?

Me: Na haza lost am,I told them how it happened.

Festus: I go use my office suffocate him life,them dey speak their nonsense language they do anyhow. Which one you go use run this HIT now na.

Me: I dey tell this people say I no go follow them,them dey ask me which one I go use. Ft I dey in the low,make una run this one with your Bs na.

Justin: I don be Cp, I no go fit run am again, those Abakaliki guys no dey the background again, my LM men need you o.

Me: I go reason am. I know say I no go run anything this time,the only people on my mind are Michael and that film man,na only them two fit push me enter street,i want enjoy every second with Ifeoma, make men do their thing themselves. We reason other things till we enter base.

Ifeoma and Esther are now like twins,they both run things together. I no sabi why she no want tell Ifeoma to start to bleep me. You dey tell her every,tell her that one na.

From base I went to Esther place, they were watching movies as usual, three girls inside the room and I have bleeped all of them,Oy you be bad guy o.

Angela: Good evening, the food just finished o,we didn't know you are coming.

Esther: So you still don't know Oyin,him don go flex with men,hungry no dey catch am.

Me: Ifeoma na you I come meet here,make we dey go,Esther walked us to the film store, as I see the guy I pity am because he's a dead man in my eyes. The next HIT I go confirm that one. We collected the films we needed and moved to my hostel, Esther go her own.

Ifeoma: Esther is a nice girl o,she said you both know yourselves from Lagos. She can't stop talking how she wish you can marry her, but its impossible. Any guy that marry that girl will be very lucky,she's so caring and understanding.

Me: Na wetin she tell you abi? She don enter you,begin show you the picture she want you to see abi,be careful with her.

Ifeoma: I am seeing you in her,no wonder both of you get along very well. Do you use to bleep her? She said she has a fiancé in Lagos and you know him.

Me: I don't know what these girls have reasoned, make I keep quiet. I have met the guy. Which one be this Esther girl talk this night na,if you no get another talk,let's concentrate on this movie abeg.

Ifeoma: The last question, where did you get your guns from, and how do you feel when you kill people?

Me: Na thunder go fire Esther, so she want spoil my relationship with Ifeoma. Where did you hear I have guns and you still believe those police people story about me killing people. Ifeoma you don't trust me


Ifeoma: Oy,if you will lie to other people don't lie to me,Esther showed me your gun,she said it's two,but it seems you carried one home. She told me its you and Festus that are involved in most of the killing in Enugu.

Esther don kill me, wetin make her dey go talk this kind thing give Ifeoma, make wetin happen, did she hear from others that I am a cultist? No be she see am with her eyes. My world was almost ruined, I don't know what to answer her. Ifeoma when the time is right, you will know everything you need to know.

Ifeoma: Just know I can't do the things that Esther is doing for you and your people.

Doctee:
welcome bk

Ananymaz:
Doctee please stop quoting all his post I'm begging you. Stop it.