Hi, I’m Bet9ja

Hi, I am alcohol

RealityKings:
hello everybody. My name is Arizona but my surname is LOUD

Pls what is the difference btw weed and arizona and loud/canadian loud. All these drug names confuse me... Kindly enlightenment me.

Truthisunique2:
I am meat

How did that happen?

Ebelelivinston:
Hey,I am Jos crisis

deep

Hi

I'm customer turned ritualist









no be me be ritualist ooh na one of my oga customer wey wan use me do money oh

My name is Obo aka sweet in the middle.

ThisisIkemefuna:


How did that happen?

lol, big meat don ever choke your windpipe that you can't breathe or get it out

Hi, I'm procrastination

Demigod22:
Hi I am Buhari

I was expecting this kind of idiot

Hi, I'm bet9ja

Hello, I’m Colorado

Hi I am a bicycle without brakes approaching an oncoming vehicle that didn't trafficate

Gunboysavage:
Ahh! Pepsi.. please state how it happened ooo because I'm a Pepsi addict.. I could consume 6 bottles in a day

6 bottles pls i love you, stop.....you are killing yourself gradually

Hello,I'm empathy

Loewe:


Pls what is the difference btw weed and arizona and loud/canadian loud. All these drug names confuse me... Kindly enlightenment me.

I believe loud is just the general term for the highest smokes

Arizona no be weed, it doesn't have smell but that thing is evil, e fit shrink you

OlawaleBammie:
Hi

I'm customer turned ritualist











no be me be ritualist ooh na one of my oga customer wey wan use me do money oh

tell us more so that we can learn ooo

IbrahimSkiba:
Hello I am NIGERIA

This one loud

ignis:
Hi.

I'm Intelligence Prime Capital

aahhhh

Wait pls com


That tin na scam?? Abi how

Pls enlighten ur boy

i'm Nigeria and Nigerian

lolz

so have escaped

Collinsaik:
Helo am virtual soccer

hakeemhakeem:


tell us more so that we can learn ooo

ahh, no be small thin ooh, November 18, 2010

Ojoburuku, esu gbomimu (bad day devil drink water)

My oga called me to go and finish the man work, me and one man so that we can be able to finish the work in a day

As we were about goin i quickly branched my house to pack my tools, before i came out the second man has gone into tin air, he wasnt interested in the work again

So i went all alone, hired labour and worked my ass out. Before 4pm i finished the work so i went to the customer to give me my oga balance since am tru with his work, but he stylishly delayed me till 8:30pm

I should have left him and go home but i was not having a dime on me to take bike or paragon from ita sanni to ita oluwo

So no choice i had to wait til he finished drinking his alcohol with his touts friends.

Wen it was around 8:30 he signalled to me that its tym to go home, i entered his siena and zoom, off we went

Instead of goin to ikorodu direction i switch to the other lane and started moving to the other direction (likosi side, before nnpc)

I sensed danger and i told him i want to urinate but he abuse me and put a curse on himsef not m
He said i have entered his hand that that is the end for me, that i should forget ever living on the surface of the soil again


Ahhhh kilodee, i didnt deserve this na

I was now feeling unsettled, but i kept calm

Wen he approached his colleagues who were loaded with arms he started blinking his full light

So before he packed he told me that any attempt i make to come down wil result in me being gunned down.

So as he was about alighting from the motor he used his hand to slap my chest, after slapping my chest he opened the door

As he put his left leg on the ground like this na hin i jakpa tru the window, thank God he didn't wind up the window

Immediately i jakpa tru the window i heard his boys and colleagues shouting that "ahh oun niyen, oma ti n salo"(meaning, ahh that is him, he is running away already)

As he heard this he shouted out that ahh dont let him go ooh, he must not go ooh, pursue him.

Immediately i heard pursue him like this i changed my gear from to to four straight

All these happened in a thick bush oh, it was now around 9 to 9:30.

Na so God take save me

That is not all that happened ooh but to type it is my problem.

Abeg na God dey save us jare. We thank God for today.

Hi I'm call gurl

Hi, I'm Yahaya Bello Yahoo Governor of Kogi State.
a.ka The Youngest Criminal.

:.I want to Run
Me:. (to hell?.... maybe)
Vote me 2023, I will develop Nigeria just like Kogi State.

I will make 20Million Nigerians a Millionaire, and make the remaining 200Million Nigerians live in abject poverty.

Hi

I'm ocean waves

I'm Tm

Higgies:
Hi
Homo

Hi I'm Sapa

OlawaleBammie:
aahhhh

Wait pls com


That tin na scam?? Abi how

Pls enlighten ur boy

Na ponzi scam scheme dey be...

My 2.5 Million Naira gone.